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HamsterNKangaroo
05-31-2003, 05:25 PM
The newest cool MX game. Ask NachoChez. Ask him anything you want. I'll start it off with a few good questions.

-How old are you?
-What the hell is going on in your photo album picture?
-Whats your favorite food?
-Have you ever scored?:naughty:
-Do you use drugs?
-Do you condone Drug use?
-How bout spankings?
-What religion do you practice?

Favorites:
-Color
-Animal
-Instrument
-Musician/Band

Ors:
-Burger or Steak
-Meat or Vegetables
-Taco or Hotdog:naughty:
-Starwars or Startrek

Fentruck
05-31-2003, 05:32 PM
Whats your pee-pee's name?

DistortedRiff
05-31-2003, 05:36 PM
Is it your parent's decision that you are Jewish or you're decision?

What I mean is.

Were you brought up Jewish.

Or did your family give you options on which religion you want to follow?

Idle Mind
05-31-2003, 05:37 PM
Originally posted by HamsterNKangaroo
-What the hell is going on in your photo album picture?
And most importantly
- Did it feel good? :naughty:


:upset:

pendrightheloved1
05-31-2003, 05:41 PM
Even more importantly, wish to redo that with me?:naughty:

maxwell_1888
05-31-2003, 05:43 PM
do you like Nacho's?

LTD
05-31-2003, 06:05 PM
Whats the meaning of life?

bass maiden
05-31-2003, 06:06 PM
do you not care about the people's questions?

kida
05-31-2003, 06:09 PM
do you think this thread is stupid and pointless?

Firesoloist9
05-31-2003, 06:09 PM
The good ol' days or the brave new world?

pendrightheloved1
05-31-2003, 06:11 PM
Will you answer us? Dear God, let him answer us:upset:

Moniker
05-31-2003, 06:11 PM
Nacho, when will I get married?

BagBoy
05-31-2003, 06:13 PM
Does this smilie have teeth?--> :lol:

OrbDragon
05-31-2003, 06:13 PM
Nacho, why are you reading this question of mine?

LTD
05-31-2003, 06:55 PM
Why wont you answer?

IHaveRickets
05-31-2003, 06:56 PM
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck BARBARA STREISAND?!!?!?!111

SpazzMan
05-31-2003, 07:01 PM
Why is my pee-pee green? :(

loserific
05-31-2003, 07:03 PM
Where are you?

Spiral
05-31-2003, 07:31 PM
If you were a hotdog, would you eat yourself?

Idle Mind
05-31-2003, 07:34 PM
He's gonna have a lot of answering to do when he comes back online :thumb:

He has to answer them all right?

Moniker
05-31-2003, 07:35 PM
Yes. In one big post.

*Has a mean way of not letting him spam while everyone else can*

matt T
05-31-2003, 07:50 PM
Is your dlCK bigger than mine? * looks at his 8 inch ***** in amazement :amaze: *

non-conformist
05-31-2003, 07:55 PM
nacho, my saviour, what have thee bestowed upon me?

Firesoloist9
05-31-2003, 07:55 PM
Which came first, the chicken, the egg, or Bob Hope?

Drummer300btx
05-31-2003, 08:21 PM
what did u do with the papers i gave you?

cods
05-31-2003, 08:37 PM
nacho, can you touch me in my bathing suit area?

Moniker
05-31-2003, 08:40 PM
LOL nice answers dude.


Nacho, what is the key to success?

Andyman5000
05-31-2003, 08:42 PM
I have a birthmark........where is it?

cods
05-31-2003, 08:44 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
Oh, well now that you've edited your post.

Yeah, I can touch your shriveled wang.

:thumb:

i'll be waiting in your bathroom.

Moniker
05-31-2003, 08:44 PM
LOL

Andyman5000
05-31-2003, 08:45 PM
:eek:

cods
05-31-2003, 08:45 PM
or you could of answered....


on my face.

Andyman5000
05-31-2003, 08:52 PM
and my man boobs are verry :naughty:

Moniker
05-31-2003, 09:05 PM
Nacho, why are you so angry?

matt T
05-31-2003, 09:05 PM
how many girlfriends have you had?

cods
05-31-2003, 09:09 PM
i nominate myself to be nacho's girlfriend.

cods
05-31-2003, 09:14 PM
wohoo!


we can be the mx couple...

shall we change our titles?

cods
05-31-2003, 09:18 PM
Hooray, but in the mean time, we need to work on what it says.

matt T
05-31-2003, 09:22 PM
do you have a strong right hand...:naughty:

AMAC
05-31-2003, 09:39 PM
Did you agree to do this thread, or were you the unlucky son of a bitch that got picked at random?

Andyman5000
05-31-2003, 09:46 PM
is your name pronounced CHEESE or CHES?

matt T
05-31-2003, 09:51 PM
what are your thoughts on,

gay rights, womens rights, affirmative action, the war on terrorism, and obesity in america.

TlTS or a5s

how much money do you have in your wallet right now?

cods
05-31-2003, 09:51 PM
shhhhh!!!

my boyfriend is asleep!

matt T
05-31-2003, 09:55 PM
alright then YOU answer the questions

cods
05-31-2003, 09:57 PM
i can't right now...

i have to spoon with him.

TonyChoyIsGod
05-31-2003, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
1 :angry:
Thats when you know someones really pissed

the 1 gives away everything

moderaterock222
06-01-2003, 06:44 AM
how big is your *****?

Idle Mind
06-01-2003, 06:47 AM
Does it make you feel special getting all this attention?
Who do you think we should ask next?
Will we have any questions left for them?

sweboy
06-01-2003, 06:49 AM
What do you think we should do about the people who tips cows over?

bucketheadFAN
06-01-2003, 06:51 AM
whats a cliteris and where can i purchase one

bobisnotmyname
06-01-2003, 07:01 AM
What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Why is a boxing ring square?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

Why is there something instead of nothing?

SpazzMan
06-01-2003, 08:22 AM
Why is that big hairy man wearing a flourescent green tutu following me around with a bag of sweets? :confused:

Black Ink
06-01-2003, 08:36 AM
if you could kill anyone right now, who would it be?

pendrightheloved1
06-01-2003, 08:42 AM
Do animals talk?

AMAC
06-01-2003, 09:04 AM
What was my biology homework?

BagBoy
06-01-2003, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by SpazzMan
Why is that big hairy man wearing a flourescent green tutu following me around with a bag of sweets? :confused:


Did I hear big hairy bag? :naughty:

moderaterock222
06-01-2003, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by AMAC
What was my biology homework?
i have my biology GCSE exam tommorow:eek:
thanks for reminding me











*studies*

bobisnotmyname
06-01-2003, 09:44 AM
^
Me too!

Will i pass it?

bobisnotmyname
06-01-2003, 09:45 AM
Oops, ignore this post. Sorry

[/idiot]

Robert Rotten
06-01-2003, 09:51 AM
Why the fuck do you get a thread?!

cods
06-01-2003, 10:00 AM
i was thinking mx couple 1of2 and 2of2.

KaptainKool
06-01-2003, 09:47 PM
ok, your pro-equal rights, well try this contriaversial question on nachochez...

If there are two lesbians, who are arficially inceminated, but then decide to have a sex change...can they have an abortion in a 3rd world country and then change our forign policy to help Kenya and Palastine (sp?)?

BagBoy
06-02-2003, 08:21 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez

You didn't hear anything, this is a message board, ass.



:eek: The powers getting to your head mister nacho

:rolleyes:

BagBoy
06-02-2003, 08:29 PM
Chorizo :naughty:

Theleftside
06-02-2003, 08:48 PM
will I ever get laid anytime soon?

what will the girl look like?

Is she over age?

whats wrong with me???

BagBoy
06-02-2003, 08:50 PM
Why have you changed so much since this thread was made nacho?

BagBoy
06-02-2003, 08:56 PM
RIP old nacho

*misses good old nacho that was badass :cool: *

Theleftside
06-02-2003, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
In eight years, in an abandoned factory

She'll have a mask on and long blond hair, plus a little chin stubble but nothing really noticeable

She's about 52 and her name is Matthew, but you won't know either of those things at the time

You're too fat, and get a job Wow...Thanks nachochez! youre the best!:thumb:







I'm not fat....:upset:

fattymattk
06-02-2003, 09:02 PM
Originally posted by NachoChez
I'm still badass! Look!

:cool: :chug: :smoke:




really?





you're sure?





you're positive?





:upset: I used up all my questions.























































wait a minute, are we allowed more than three?

BagBoy
06-02-2003, 09:06 PM
Pochaco and hello kitty are bad-ass

Not that mr.Chez

GoM
06-02-2003, 09:08 PM
WHY MUST I BE STRAIGHT

:upset:

GoM
06-02-2003, 09:17 PM
You're like the MX Jesus :)

LaZaRuZ
06-02-2003, 09:20 PM
Is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?

And if not, what is?

What is the square root of 334587.98?

GoM
06-02-2003, 09:23 PM
Pie to the radius squared

Wait

That's a circle

Dammit :upset:

LaZaRuZ
06-02-2003, 09:24 PM
Awesome.

matt T
06-02-2003, 10:04 PM
hey...

in 1984, which film won best picture at the oscars?

HamsterNKangaroo
06-02-2003, 10:07 PM
Quick Pick one!
Pop tart
Pop sicle
Pop corn
????

=ZERO=
06-02-2003, 10:22 PM
when will communism end??

Andyman5000
06-02-2003, 10:29 PM
how many fingers am i haolding up

a hen sits on a barn and lays an egg, which way will i eat the eggs?

mutilator
06-03-2003, 03:40 AM
Why did the chicken cross the road?

tez
06-03-2003, 03:47 AM
does meat make my shit stink?

Theleftside
06-03-2003, 03:56 AM
What is Nu-metal? hehehe!


no seriously..
and whats the right way to talk to a woman???

denboy
06-03-2003, 07:58 AM
... Do YOU like avril lavigne?

Fentruck
06-03-2003, 07:04 PM
If Chicago and New york are 1500 miles apart, Train A is traveling 80 miles an hour, and Train B is traveling 70 miles an hour, then will you have sex with me?

enjoii
06-03-2003, 07:12 PM
Why is the sky blue, but space is black?

Theleftside
06-03-2003, 07:18 PM
What is healthier--> Cup of noodles...or Jam sandwich?

:amaze:
06-03-2003, 08:02 PM
do you know when to use who, and when to use whom?

why do you park in a drive way, and drive on a road? i mean ... dammit, i messed that one up.

where have all the cowboys gone??

crazyman
06-03-2003, 09:03 PM
What would you do if i called you "N to the Chezzle"

Theleftside
06-03-2003, 09:06 PM
If you were a rapper what would your name be?

Andyman5000
06-03-2003, 09:06 PM
lmfao

HamsterNKangaroo
06-03-2003, 09:12 PM
I'd just like to point out that this is the first thread I started to get over 100 replies. w00t

crazyman
06-03-2003, 09:15 PM
How much money should i give you to kick the fuck outta HamsterNKangaroo?

Theleftside
06-03-2003, 09:17 PM
so you didnt answer .....

if you were a rapper what would your name be?

shane italian
06-03-2003, 09:20 PM
How many inches of a penis do you think you could take into your ass?

Why does fish smell so bad?

IHaveRickets
06-03-2003, 09:24 PM
(8) What would you do.... if Jesus... slapped you? (8)

HappyMarshmallow
06-03-2003, 09:27 PM
Slap him back, and tell him to turn the other cheek

HamsterNKangaroo
06-03-2003, 10:07 PM
How much longer should we keep this thread alive?

crazyman
06-04-2003, 09:19 AM
why aren't you at school doing work :p

tez
06-04-2003, 09:25 AM
can i have 2 questions?

crazyman
06-04-2003, 09:27 AM
why didn't you go to six flags?

and whats your AIM so i can add you?

Eccles
06-04-2003, 09:39 AM
Who do you think should be King of MX? :evil:

Eccles
06-04-2003, 09:45 AM
:cool:

tez
06-04-2003, 09:59 AM
can i have some more goes?

tez
06-04-2003, 10:02 AM
woo!

why does my dog have four legs?