guys i think im depressed

[Special Brew]

will someone please help me

:(:upset::upset:

[Special Brew]

tell me how to cure myself

not joking!!

[Meatplow]

whats the matter dude?

[Murdererer]

whats on your mind

[fafafafafa]

who isnt depressed

pussy

[Special Brew]

whats the matter dude?
idk man im just a loser who lives with his parents and plays warcraft all day and i live in the middle of the mountains so i cant get a job or go do anything interesting to stay busy

and everytime i go outside i get arrested :upset:

[Murdererer]

sounds like me exept i dont get arrested

its all good dude remember ur where ever your mind is if u choose to put yourself in prison thats where ull be

[fafafafafa]

idk man im just a loser who lives with his parents and plays warcraft all day and i live in the middle of the mountains so i cant get a job or go do anything interesting to stay busy

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9629/1248141006295.jpg

until you die

[Chaindrive]

What do you get arrested for?

[Murdererer]

****ing goats

[Meatplow]

Find something to work towards, whether its some kind of correspondence learning or a community college course or something and stop breaking the law if that's why you are getting arrested otherwise avoid police on your scooter.

[Special Brew]

http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/9629/1248141006295.jpg

until you die
aw its cute

What do you get arrested for?
well last time i started a riot

[Murdererer]

damn dude ur hXc punk

[Special Brew]

find something to work towards, whether its some kind of correspondence learning or a community college course or something and stop breaking the law if that's why you are getting arrested otherwise avoid police on your scooter
yeh im gonna apply to college for spring 2010 but until then i just sit here

[Special Brew]

damn dude ur hXc punk
yeh man i no

[fafafafafa]

deja vu right there

[fafafafafa]

kill yourself though

for serious life is pointless do it

[Meatplow]

yeh im gonna apply to college for spring 2010 but until then i just sit here

I'm doing pretty much the same thing at the moment, you aren't alone. Just doing odd jobs to kill time and earn some money.

[Chaindrive]

well last time i started a riot

Was that fun?

[Special Brew]

tbh it really was

[fafafafafa]

so become a real criminal

at least it'll be entertaining

[Special Brew]

joining the mob is like my dream career but i dont think i got the connections for it

[fafafafafa]

robbery is prob the easiest for profit crime to start off in

you dont need anyone else

[Meatplow]

it would help to have accomplices such as a getaway driver

[Special Brew]

but if i ever get arrested again im now allowed bail so i think im gonna take a break from my life of crime

[fafafafafa]

i think the point is that you dont get caught

[Special Brew]

oh im not good at that part

[DENEpants]

you should do crime over the internet, harder to get caught and you can combine both your passions.

[fafafafafa]

i can sell you credit card numbers if you want to set up a drop house and sell the stuff

i dont want to do that part because im scared

[<3<3<3]

idk man im just a loser who lives with his parents and plays warcraft all day and i live in the middle of the mountains so i cant get a job or go do anything interesting to stay busy

and everytime i go outside i get arrested :upset:


Look up classes you're interested in on college websites, and learn everything on the syllabus by reading books from the library.

But you should venture to the library instead of just interneting it.

[DENEpants]

build a fort and live in it and write a novel.

[<3<3<3]

i can sell you credit card numbers if you want to set up a drop house and sell the stuff

i dont want to do that part because im scared

I thought of a good way to get cc #s

but it requires getting a job at a place that asks for your info, like best buy or something.

Basically just get one of those spy pens that records stuff. When the customer buys stuff like a plan or something, you need their address and name and phone nums and stuff. You use the spy pen to record it on the computer screen. You do the same thing when they pay, because after they swipe their card you have to get the last 4 numbers or the number on the back. You record that by having the pen in your ear and looking down.

Later you review recordings, pause where the numbers are shown,and look wow I got cc numbers.


Then if you want, you buy stuff online from a public computer, but have it delivered to a for sale house. You track the delivery, but bring a gullible friend with you to sign for it. Or adopt a super generic sig like a smiley face (usually shipping to an address that's diff than billing requires a sig, and you don't want forensics being all wtf on you)

and then look you're a criminalz

[fafafafafa]

but thats dangerous and has opportunities to get caught

i can get the details perfectly without getting caught

but i cant get money from the card into my hands perfectly

i could probably get away with it but theres still a risk

[Murdererer]

theifs are assholes and they need to lose their hands unless they are under age 18 and dont know better

[DENEpants]

i'm a convicted theif.. :(

[Special Brew]

my friend is in prison for 2 years for credit card fraud

not jail

prison

[fafafafafa]

yeah but im smarter than your friend

ill tell you how to do the drop house thing right if you want

but you might still get arrested

[<3<3<3]

Yeah, it's bad and I wouldn't suggest doing it. But if I'm gonna be catching criminals I gotta learn to suspect what they might do.

[sweboy]

i didn't even know there was a difference between jail and prison

I GUESS U LERN SOMETHING NEW EVERY DAY

[fafafafafa]

Yeah, it's bad and I wouldn't suggest doing it. But if I'm gonna be catching criminals I gotta learn to suspect what they might do.

omg a pig

[<3<3<3]

omg a pig

ima fed, so it's okay you're safe from me

[fafafafafa]

they're the worst

[<3<3<3]

but you live in a land far away so I can't shoot you so you're good.

[<3<3<3]

i'm not really a fed btw (I think that's a crime if I said I was)

[fafafafafa]

well i plan to move there at some point but you wont find me anyway im too good im like a shadow only im not black black people always get caught

[DBoons Ghost]

I am sad to hear of your depression Damien! I am to understand that depression is very common among many peoples these days.

My only advice is to find reruns of Magic Gardens on YouTube and watch them high. Picture the bohemians crouching over the giggling flowers lightly tickling their meat curtains as they sing a song of joy.

[Mr. Ron]

life is meaningless


look at these pics for evidence:

http://tinypic.com/r/3168505/4
http://tinypic.com/r/2927b10/4



and thats just what hubble's limited view saw

[Special Brew]

daww dboon prescribes the best medicine :')

wtf space is weird and makes me mad

[<3<3<3]

well i plan to move there at some point but you wont find me anyway im too good im like a shadow only im not black black people always get caught


I'll find your digital fingerprint with all your black hat shenanigans.

>:|

yeah I don't know if black people know how to use computers so your prby right

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

start having fun

[zaynus]

i know this guy named brian or steve and he made $20 000 working for google ads or something and now he's not depressed

[The Stig]

Go get a job that you enjoy or something...Further your education. You're what, 21-23 (somewhere near me in age I think)? It's not too late to go to school, and if you want to just go ahead and work, that's good too. Stay out of trouble with the law. Just enjoy **** and don't get uptight about things. If I can turn around my outlook on life, you can too.

[malaise]

The 3 steps to fighting depression:

1) Exercise
2) Be Social
3) Read

[schiggy]

booze seems to work for me. if you're really depressed, then i recomend not using it.

[zaynus]

eating well can cure depression too. a lot of people who just aren't getting the right nutrients to their thinking muscle think they need anti-depressants when all they need are some vitamin Bs...

[Mr. Ron]

I've been pretty down for the past week because of the huge workload thats been dumped on me. Plus the fact that I have a thesis paper I should be doing, a 15 page research paper and 2 major presentations that are due soon that require absurd amounts of work to finish.


don't go to college, kids

[The Stig]

Yeah; I'm editing my office memorandum and have to read shittons of cases for the week.

**** law school.

[Mr. Ron]

Yeah **** law school!

[Agr1m]

idk man im just a loser who lives with his parents and plays warcraft all day and i live in the middle of the mountains so i cant get a job or go do anything interesting to stay busy

and everytime i go outside i get arrested :upset:
I have, through exhaustive research developed a simple 9-step program, specifically geared towards you, Damien. If this doesn't work, shoot yourself.

1. Uninstall Warcraft

2. Buy some Ecstasy and a 5th of rum

3. Wait for parents to sleep, get loaded

4. Remember what it feels like to be happy

5. Get a car, get a job, find some stable friends and get laid

6. Move out of your parents house for ****s sake that would make anybody depressed

7. Go to school by any means necessary (student loans, work, etc.)

8. Purpose breeds happiness

9. If you feel depressed again, repeat step #2

[scotish]

want a hug? I give good'uns

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I have, through exhaustive research developed a simple 9-step program, specifically geared towards you, Damien. If this doesn't work, shoot yourself.

1. Uninstall Warcraft

2. Buy some Ecstasy and a 5th of rum

3. Wait for parents to sleep, get loaded

4. Remember what it feels like to be happy

5. Get a car, get a job, find some stable friends and get laid

6. Move out of your parents house for ****s sake that would make anybody depressed

7. Go to school by any means necessary (student loans, work, etc.)

8. Purpose breeds happiness

9. If you feel depressed again, repeat step #2
123 this is a good plan, every part