Up to 90,000 Americans could DIE from Swine Flu

[Castillo]

http://www.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/08/24/us.swine.flu.projections/index.html?imw=Y&iref=mpstoryemail


WWWRRRAAATTTHHH!!!!!!!!!

[P13]

3 people in Ottawa died from it. It's over hyped.

[nator]

i was hoping for more

[Mr. Ron]

Hopefully it mutates into a rage virus so I can finally live out my fantasy of shooting the undead.

[Anglachel]

god brought it upon you for electing leftist pinko black mans for president

[Mr. Ron]

real talk

[Bleak]

So .003% of the population will die. Oh noes

and the majority will probably be the elderly who are about to die soon anyway.

[P13]

ron's always thinking on the bright side

[nator]

and YOU may be ONE. OF. THEM.

[Mr. Ron]

ron's always thinking on the bright side
What? I would hope any red blooded male would like to take an AK-47 to a crowd of zombies.


and YOU may be ONE. OF. THEM.
no way I drink plenty of OJ bro

[P13]

Yeah, thats the bright side: zombie apocalypse to liven up the world

[DBoons Ghost]

i was hoping for more

This.

Add another zero and we're cookin with butter.

[Permanent Solution]

If all the old people die maybe we can afford some real halthcare reform from the medicare savings.

[DBoons Ghost]

If all the old people die maybe we can afford some real halthcare reform from the medicare savings.

Keep the guv'ment outta mah medicaids! This is amurica gosh darnit.

[sweboy]

Actually old people do much better in these flu attacks, probably because they have aquired immunity from earlier flues (flues? flus? fluses? flosses?).

[P13]

or they don't go places as often

[Shell]

This report is timed just right to convince us we all need a couple of vaccines this fall.

[DBoons Ghost]

Actually old people do much better in these flu attacks, probably because they have aquired immunity from earlier flues (flues? flus? fluses? flosses?).

Whereas young people will probably be the most likely to die because they're all playing MMOs and posting on message boards and chatting with friends on Facebook.

[DBoons Ghost]

or they don't go places as often

Nah.

They go out plenty. They built up their immune systems by spending the majority of their lives outdoors.

[DBoons Ghost]

This report is timed just right to convince us we all need a couple of vaccines this fall.

This is also a very solid point.

:wave:

[P13]

but would that really help against a new strain of flu?

[stevensonmat2]

Seems pretty unremarkable given that 40,000 usually die from seasonal flu's every year anyway. They are just trying to sell more vaccine.

[Berner]

Whereas young people will probably be the most likely to die because they're all playing MMOs and posting on message boards and chatting with friends on Facebook.


Except that the virus doesn't travel via broadband so those losers will be safe.

[DBoons Ghost]

Except that the virus doesn't travel via broadband so those losers will be safe.

Haha well done.

That made me laugh.

[DENEpants]

do they even have a vaccine for swine flu?

[sweboy]

Yeah man. It was recently announced the great communist government of Sweden will supply free vaccine for all the people.

[Berner]

Yeah man. It was recently announced the great communist government of Sweden will supply free vaccine for all the people.


Pinko faggots. Get a real healthcare system like Ameri-kuh.

[Mornwyrd]

i was hoping for more

Sure hope so, but luckily there are more continents. Who knows, maybe if we keep our fingers crossed, at least half of the world's population will die.

[DENEpants]

Pinko faggots. Get a real healthcare system like Ameri-kuh.

yea! where only the elite get vaccinated.

[DBoons Ghost]

yea! where only the elite get vaccinated.

Oh come on that aint even remotely true.

[DENEpants]

it's just a little true.

[P13]

I love my free health care

[DBoons Ghost]

it's just a little true.

Not even!

The clinics hang signs for free flu shots. You think some elite is gonna wait on line with illegal immigrant dregs for a free flu shot?

My doc always recommends against any vaccine for anything I don't need.

[DENEpants]

I have never seen free flu shots. that's ridiculous.

[DBoons Ghost]

Ah.

You live in a crappy state then. I take it back. Carry on.

[DENEpants]

well it's CA, we have too many illegal immigrants. imagine all the south americans we would protect (and pay for).

[DBoons Ghost]

You already do actually.

We all do.

[Permanent Solution]

I wonder how many elites get vaccines beyond what's necessary. Given their health...I don't imagine many do.

[Berner]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

Didn't you know that vaccines cause autism in kids?! Seriously Jenny McCarthy told me so, so it must be true!

[suspect device]

they are just starting to raise awareness for when all the rugrats return to the corridors of learning. there is no vaccine in ireland until november at least. some reckon all the schools and the like will be closed by then. we had some summer schools close because of cases spreading. see its a funny little virus. i was talking to a gp about it and he said 70% will get it and be severely ill but will live, 15% will not even know they have it and will infect lots of people, 10% will get severely ill and some will die. of those who die some may already have significant health problems but we had a death here last weak nearby of a seriously healthy 18 year old

top tips for survival
take drugs
stay in doors
no more mojitos
don't talk or touch or allow yourself to be coughed on or spat on by anyone who has been to mexico or who has been in touch with anyone who has been to mexico
don't drink tequila
no more fajitas
and remember texas is just as bad as mexico

[DENEpants]

GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS

Didn't you know that vaccines cause autism in kids?! Seriously Jenny McCarthy told me so, so it must be true!

there's scientific proof that she's full of crap.

[Berner]

Nuh-uh she's a


~!*cElEbRiTy*!~

[DBoons Ghost]

Jenny is more then a celebrity. She knows stuff. She has a show on TV! They don't just give those to anyone. She has to know stuff.

[DENEpants]

and she married jim carry so her knowledge like doubled for marrying another celebrity.

[Berner]

By gum that makes her even smarter for thinking of that.

[griftadan]

it says that 50000 die of regular flu a year anyways

who cares

[Shell]

do they even have a vaccine for swine flu?

the health department here has advertised that they will be offering it along with the usual flu shots

http://www.cdc.gov/h1n1flu/vaccination/public/vaccination_qa_pub.htm

[Led_Zep_Bonham]

Man so many Mexicans at my school, FIDDLESTICKS.

[Jude]

Not even!

The clinics hang signs for free flu shots. You think some elite is gonna wait on line with illegal immigrant dregs for a free flu shot?

My doc always recommends against any vaccine for anything I don't need.
America where the elites are too good for vaccines

[Mornwyrd]

Vaccines are for fags.

Just deal with it or die like everyone else.

[DENEpants]

America where the elites are too good for vaccines

yea, they just don't mingle with the contaminated peasants.

[Mr. Ron]

Except that the virus doesn't travel via broadband so those losers will be safe.
YES!



...oh :(


I have never seen free flu shots. that's ridiculous.
No, actually NY has free flu shots. We're basically a small socialist country, though. Taxes are ridiculous.


Vaccines are for fags.

Just deal with it or die like everyone else.
This. Real men and women just inject pure RAID bug killer into their veins and weather the storm.

[YouGottaBeCrazy]

No, actually NY has free flu shots. We're basically a small socialist country, though. Taxes are ridiculous.

Duh foundin fathuhs wood bee rollin in ther graves

[Aaron]

Except that the virus doesn't travel via broadband so those losers will be safe.
I'd make a joke about going to the doctor for your quarterly defrag, but that'd be pretty lame.

[r1mbaud]

Who owns Tamiflu? Who tried to poison castro with swine flu.. i dunno..

[Det_Nosnip]

it says that 50000 die of regular flu a year anyways

who cares

lol my thoughts exactly.