US military maybe getting ready to knock out facilities in NK and Iran

[1338 h4x0r]

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/04/mop_funding_discussions/

The likeliest target for MOPs in the immediate future - assuming that a US president chose to resort to military means against a perceived nuclear threat - would probably be the underground centrifuge farm at Natanz in Iran (Google Earth kmz file). A successful strike on the deeply buried enrichment bunkers there would be a major blow to the Iranian nuclear effort.

[JizzInMyPants]

to all the Iranians and North Koreans out there: deal with it

[1338 h4x0r]

:lol:

that should be our national motto

"America: deal with it"

[Mr. Ron]

lol

[Haliburton]

change you can believe in

[gregulus]

http://scienceblogs.com/tfk/images/Darwinchange.png

[Haliburton]

dont a majority of people in israel want to bomb iran immediately anyway

they should do it there are no interesting fights going on in the world

[gregulus]

is it moral to start placing bets on world conflicts as people do with other sports? should world conflicts be considered sports?

[Haliburton]

well placing bets on them isnt causing them so no im sure its fine

[siva_chair]

What kind of odds will someone lay me here?

[1338 h4x0r]

4:1

[freeliminator]

http://scienceblogs.com/tfk/images/Darwinchange.png

hahahaha

[siva_chair]

That the US will knock out facilities in NK AND Iran?

[mistersnitch]

well placing bets on them isnt causing them so no im sure its fine

just like laughing at dying children is fine right

[1338 h4x0r]

That the US will knock out facilities in NK AND Iran?

yeah

it's a totally subjective probability I pulled out of my *** since there's really no prior body of data I can think of to go on

[TheDarkHorse]

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[1338 h4x0r]

why are u posting in this thread

[mistersnitch]

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[Mr. Ron]

He just finished his latest goat spell and needs to recharge his mana

[1338 h4x0r]

looooooooooool

ron get on aim

[mistersnitch]

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[siva_chair]

yeah

it's a totally subjective probability I pulled out of my *** since there's really no prior body of data I can think of to go on

I wish Betfair or Pinnacle had odds on this....

<----(Doesn't need to further his already degenerate gambling tendencies any more by betting on politics)

[gregulus]

I never really understood the appeal of serious gambling.

[siva_chair]

I never really understood the appeal of serious gambling.

It isn't for everyone.

But it did allow me help some poor black ghetto kids a few weeks ago.

[1338 h4x0r]

you voted for them with your dollars

[siva_chair]

I just donated to a charity that helps them because I won some decent money at the craps table using my personal awesome craps strategy.

[1338 h4x0r]

is the long run expected value of craps positive for you

that's pretty impressive tbh

[siva_chair]

is the long run expected value of craps positive for you

that's pretty impressive tbh

It is using my craps strategy imo.

[1338 h4x0r]

heil

[siva_chair]

Of course I can't say that with certainty yet because my sample size for testing is still in the developing stages but it has worked so far so idk.

The key is to size your bets appropriately according to the race of the shooter. Black men are very +EV, as are toothless Asians (particularly of the Vietnamese persuasion). White guys in suits tend to be -EV, and young attractive women in low cut shirts are variables (if Asian, definitely +EV). That is pretty much the basis of my strategy. Well that and standard basic strategy, but I feel the racial stereotyping gives me a slight edge. :thumb:

[1338 h4x0r]

racial stereotyping rules

[siva_chair]

Definitely when it makes me money and doesn't hurt anyone.

[1338 h4x0r]

Definitely when it makes me money and doesn't hurt anyone.

I'll bet I could make a lot of money selling horoscopes to gullible Asians

OH **** I STEREOTYPED

[siva_chair]

From my experience, Asians are notoriously clever and hard to con like that.

You would have an easier time selling those horoscopes to white teenage girls from the suburbs, imo.

[1338 h4x0r]

From my experience, Asians are notoriously clever and hard to con like that.

There's tons of fortune tellers and other frauds/quacks in the East

I mean, seriously, cupping

[1338 h4x0r]

there again maybe the smart ones come here

[siva_chair]

There's tons of fortune tellers and other frauds/quacks in the East

I mean, seriously, cupping

Yeah I know.

Lots of the con artists over there pretend to be holy men or monks.

there again maybe the smart ones come here

^This pretty much.^

Or get smart about these things once they get over here anyway.

Despite being very superstitious people, I'm not thinking they are going to hold the divinations of some random guilo in very high regard. js

[1338 h4x0r]

Yeah I know.

Lots of the con artists over there pretend to be holy men or monks.

Kumbha Mela tbh

hahahaha

Despite being very superstitious people, I'm not thinking they are going to hold the divinations of some random guilo in very high regard. js

gwailo

I'm not a random gwailo btw

I can pretend to care about backwards traditions very effectively

[siva_chair]

Kumbha Mela tbh

hahahaha

The Hindu pilgrimage thingy?

A Thai guy I work with said those fake monks are really common in Bangkok. So are she-males.

gwailo

I'm not a random gwailo btw

I can pretend to care about backwards traditions very effectively

To asians you are.

Works this way too:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guilo

And urban dictionary is always right so....

Gweilo, Gwai Lo, Gwailo, Guilo. It all means the same.

[1338 h4x0r]

The Hindu pilgrimage thingy?

Hindus in India and all white hipsters go there, on the banks of the Ganga, and hilarity ensues

Yeah yeah yeah I'm intolerant blah blah blah idc it's funny


To asians you are.


Well maybe to some Cantonese because gwailo is a Cantonese term

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=guilo

And urban dictionary is always right so....

Gweilo, Gwai Lo, Gwailo, Guilo. It all means the same.

afaik Cantonese transliteration isn't standardized

sucks

[siva_chair]

Well maybe to some Cantonese because gwailo is a Cantonese term

Well all the Vietnamese people and Thai people I work with use it, so I suppose it is like white Americans using random spanish words.

afaik Cantonese transliteration isn't standardized

sucks

That is why we have things like urban dictionary to let us justify using words (even if they are misspelled) for internet forums, imo.

[1338 h4x0r]

Well all the Vietnamese people and Thai people I work with use it, so I suppose it is like white Americans using random spanish words

are they ricers

also I didn't know there were so many muds in KS

[siva_chair]

are they ricers

also I didn't know there were so many muds in KS

They do bring delicious asian food for me to eat at work sometimes.

There are probably lots of things you don't know about KS tbh. There is a substantial Vietnamese population here in Wichita (and even more in Kansas City, though that is half Missouri).

[Haliburton]

just like laughing at dying children is fine right
yeah why not

lots of people laugh at madeline mccan jokes

[Haliburton]

also i reach into my fallacy hat and pull out

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_emotion

oh its a good one

[gregulus]

chad you actually made me laugh with that one. it's very fitting.

[1338 h4x0r]

They do bring delicious asian food for me to eat at work sometimes.

There are probably lots of things you don't know about KS tbh. There is a substantial Vietnamese population here in Wichita (and even more in Kansas City, though that is half Missouri).

Nah what you say doesn't really surprise me

I live in Ass****, PA after all

[1338 h4x0r]

what are you going to do with all the muds though

isn't there a militia or something

[siva_chair]

what are you going to do with all the muds though

isn't there a militia or something

Well most are refugees from the Vietnam war so they have some combat experience. We all know the Vietnamese are great at guerrilla warfare.

So we will recruit them, of course.