post your most shameful, embarrassing habit/ritual

[metalicajaymz]

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[Jaundice]

I probably fap too much.

[Jaundice]

Thats honestly the only one I have any more

I lead on ugly girls to try and get in their pants some times but I haven't done it in a few months and I don't intend to any more, only time will tell

[CatfishJew]

I probably fap too much.

high five!

...oh wait. :confused:

[Jaundice]

i notice this every day.

[aria]

ive got some kinda scalp condition where its mad itchy all the time and i have huge itching sessions with long finernails and when im finished theres all skin or somethin under my fingernails which i eat

[Alf™]

i sometimes post on an internet forum

[malaise]

Sometimes I Alf.

[nevertoolate]

Sometimes I Zen

[Jaundice]

Regularly I jic.

[malaise]

1. stick finger in butt
2. sniff finger

[Jaundice]

thats gross man but to each his won

[EightMilesHigh]

I talk to myself, like a lot.

[WeProtectChildren]

I talk to myself, like a lot.Not so very how much me, Read youth. The interior dialogue in my sounds of head as six persons in ecstacy stuffed in a place.

[knuckleduster]

what the fuk did you just say

[Jaundice]

Ha, something about six people who are in ecstasy.

[SugarCoatedSour]

this http://www.troutoil.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/rens-toothache-screenshot.png

My bad habit: drinking boxed juice.


































oh and raping

[stevensonmat2]

I love to rap! Why be ashamed?

[TerranYouApart]

feverishly keeping up with professional starcraft by watching the vods every morning on youtube. i think i'm learning korean though.

[Moon Flavor]

crushpillsnortpillcrushpillsnortpillcrushpillsnort pillcrushpillsnortpill

[Crapdragoon]

none

[asdf]

being neurotypical

[cobert]

excessive masturbation
talking to myself a lot
being a dickhead to strangers

[sonictheplumber]

what's up with you guys and jacking off, once every couple of days is fine with me.

anyway, I guess something embarrasing is my fetish for girls in knee-high boots. I've never met anyone else who's into that.

[cobert]

That can be pretty sexy.

[sonictheplumber]

finally.

[Nadinus]

crushpillsnortpillcrushpillsnortpillcrushpillsnort pillcrushpillsnortpill

Why not just ingest it?

[Mo' Murda]

or shoot it tbh

[misterfitch]

'orrible 'orrible things, e'ry single day

[Nadinus]

crushpillsnortpillcrushpillsnortpillcrushpillsnort pillcrushpillsnortpill

Why not just ingest?

[misterfitch]

Why not just ingest (it)?

[Light Flantastic]

snorting it goes into the bloodstream faster nadine thats widely known but you know nothing

[Nadinus]

I know that but generally you don't take pills for an instant hit, it's generally if you're going out for an all-nighter or w/e

[Nadinus]

Also, snorting pills doesn't give you as an instant hit as other drugs so.

[Nadinus]

Also, can you please stop stalking me it's rather annoying

[Light Flantastic]

i dont think you did know that obviously he knows that and does want that or he wouldnt do it now would he

[Nadinus]

Hence me asking why he wants that.

[Light Flantastic]

no you asked why he didnt ingest it its a different thing nadine

[Benzum]

why don't you two just go to a bed and breakfast and stop torturing yourselves like this

[Light Flantastic]

im too classy to go to a bed and breakfast

[Nadinus]

He'd rape and kill me. But not in that order.

[Nadinus]

But yeah, B&Bs aren't a very sophisticated choice.

[Mr. Ron]

secretly collecting locks of hair from girls


LOL!

[Light Flantastic]

i havent raped anyone in a long time, i think thats an unfair comment to make

[Moon Flavor]

Also, snorting pills doesn't give you as an instant hit as other drugs so.

I dunno what that's supposed to mean...yeah it does kick in much faster. And it takes less to get high. But I do eat pills sometimes too when I have something you can't snort like vicodin or percocet.

But I don't think you're thinking of the same pills evidently, you seem to be thinking of E or something. When you're addicted to opiates, you don't do it for an all-nighter, you do it always or you feel like ****... which in my case is about 3 times a day.

[Benzum]

But yeah, B&Bs aren't a very sophisticated choice.

it just seems like what you two should do to put and end to your seemingly ongoing quabble. A good breakfast will sort everything out. No killing has to happen.

[Light Flantastic]

nadine only takes drugs to look cool in front of her friends dont worry she knows nothing

[Light Flantastic]

it just seems like what you two should do that's all to put and end to your seemingly ongoing quabble

never-ending

[Light Flantastic]

is what you meant to say

[Benzum]

well what I said made sense but yeah ok.

[Mr. Ron]

I think bead and breakfasts are cute*~

[Light Flantastic]

well it didnt rly make sense cuz any dispute would be ongoing at some point like this one we're having now is ongoing that doesnt mean we should sleep together does it no it just means our dispute is ongoing but if our dispute was never-ending that might be a different matter

[Nadinus]

I dunno what that's supposed to mean...yeah it does kick in much faster. And it takes less to get high. But I do eat pills sometimes too when I have something you can't snort like vicodin or percocet.

But I don't think you're thinking of the same pills evidently, you seem to be thinking of E or something. When you're addicted to opiates, you don't do it for an all-nighter, you do it always or you feel like ****... which in my case is about 3 times a day.

Ohk I assumed you were talking about Es.

nadine only takes drugs to look cool in front of her friends dont worry she knows nothing

That's a lie chad, there are some benefits of taking drugs other than looking 110% cooler.

[Nadinus]

well it didnt rly make sense cuz any dispute would be ongoing at some point like this one we're having now is ongoing that doesnt mean we should sleep together does it no it just means our dispute is ongoing but if our dispute was never-ending that might be a different matter

no one said anything about sleeping together I think you're taking things a bit too fast.

[Benzum]

I think bead and breakfasts are cute*~

Bread with Breakfast could make you fat.

well it didnt rly make sense cuz any dispute would be ongoing at some point

For someone who doesn't use punctuation you're being too anal. Anal, see how that relates to this.

[Mr. Ron]

LF takeher out to dinner at least man geezzz LOL!


Bread with Breakfast could make you fat.
excuse me but I have a nice, girlish figure, tyvm

[Light Flantastic]

nadinus i am talking to benzum kindly shut your whore mouth

[Mr. Ron]

nads do you want to watch gilmore girls with me

[Light Flantastic]

rory is so cute like a button

[Benzum]

excuse me but I have a nice, girlish figure, tyvm

no thank you very much

[Nadinus]

Light Flantastic I was involved in the conversation so would kindly stop being a cunt.

[Mr. Ron]

like, a sweater button that grandmas wear or

[Nadinus]

Mr. Ron I've never watched Gilmour girls so idk but it could be fun so okay

[Light Flantastic]

idk but she'd get it

i also saw this chick from the taxpayers alliance or something on tv the other day and she was talking about small government and personal responsibility it was highly attractive

[Mr. Ron]

I just want to have a friend

[Light Flantastic]

do you know what im saying

[Benzum]

i also saw this chick from the taxpayers alliance or something on tv the other day and she was talking about small government and personal responsibility it was highly attractive

idk chicks talking about anything other than themselves is kinda a turn off.

[Mr. Ron]

idk but she'd get it

i also saw this chick from the taxpayers alliance or something on tv the other day and she was talking about small government and personal responsibility it was highly attractive
was she a qt with a booty

[Light Flantastic]

idk chicks talking about anything other than themselves is kinda a turn off.

females lives are 99% boring thats dumb

[Mr. Ron]

true I find myself initiating every conversation with women

[Benzum]

females lives are 99% boring

:lol:

it's like having your cake and eating it too!

[londoncalling457]

I simulate wrestling matchesd between Hulk Hogan and the Undertaker circa 1991 (out loud) when I poop and (in my head) masturbate.

[Benzum]

that has nothing to do with Nadinus. Also that's a pretty gay way to have fun. Hell why don't you just stick a dick straight in your mouth.

[Light Flantastic]

oh are we still talking about nadinus maybe i should post some pictures

[Light Flantastic]

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6960/landscape.jpg

[Benzum]

that is pretty wide

[Light Flantastic]

its a euphemism for something else if you know what im sayin

[Nadinus]

jah I'm wet and gushing.

[Light Flantastic]

stop being unladylike

[Nadinus]

why ):

[Nadinus]

it's fun

this forum blah blah blah 7 seconds

[Light Flantastic]

and stop copying my posting style MAKE ONE POST AT A TIME

[Mr. Ron]

jah I'm wet and gushing.
oh god don't do this to me

[Light Flantastic]

only bold or italic never bold and italic

[Mr. Ron]

i am that horny

[Kucinichism]

Taking a ****

[Benzum]

http://www.arenal.net/la-fortuna/la-fortuna-waterfall-arenal.jpg

[Benzum]

why do they treat me like a dog

[McP3000]

nadine do you wanna make sweet love to me

(after we are consensually married, for the sole purpose of reproduction)

[Nadinus]

ew no why would I want kids

[Light Flantastic]

because that will be your only function in life tbh

[Benzum]

lmao oh no

[Nadinus]

hey but life doesn't have meaning chad WHATEVER I DO WILL BE POINTLESS

[Benzum]

Nadinus you have a srs point there I agree with that.

[McP3000]

hey but life doesn't have meaning chad WHATEVER I DO WILL BE POINTLESS
fine can we make sweet love with birthcontrol then to make you happy

i think you're pretty cute sweet thang

[Light Flantastic]

i suggest you kill yourself then nadinus its the only way

[Nadinus]

fine can we make sweet love with birthcontrol then to make you happy

i think you're pretty cute sweet thang

Supposing I don't want to make love? :<

i suggest you kill yourself then nadinus its the only way

But I'm not existential that's you darling.

[Light Flantastic]

everyone is existential i think the word you are looking for is nihilistic

[Kucinichism]

Supposing I don't want to make love? :<

maybe you could just **** 'em then

[Nadinus]

I don't have an existential perspective. I was going to say nihilistic but I wasn't sure if it encompassed the same thing.

[Light Flantastic]

everyone has an existential perspective dont be dumb

AND MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ A BOOK THEN

[Benzum]

I feel sad for people.

[Light Flantastic]

thats just weakness, cast aside such hinderances

[Benzum]

what and then be a total dick like you?

[Light Flantastic]

im not a total dick im the nicest guy ever but if you really cared about all the people in the world dying and **** you'd be depressed all the time and that is not a good state to be in if you want to do something pointless like help those people

[Benzum]

that's either major contradictory or just complete nonsense

if you care about people you'd stop preaching and just be nice to people all the time so future generations will benefit

[Light Flantastic]

i am nice to people all the time

but im not going to pretend its not pointless

[Benzum]

c'mon man you're pretty much not nice to anyone on this forum all the time

it's like your will shall be done

hey maybe you are nice to people in real life I actually don't doubt that

[Alf™]

posting in a nads and chads thread

[Light Flantastic]

c'mon man you're pretty much not nice to anyone on this forum all the time

it's like your will shall be done

hey maybe you are nice to people in real life I actually don't doubt that

ya well its an internet forum who cares about it

[Benzum]

yeah exactly not trying to start an argument bro

[wartomods]

i am dirty

[EightMilesHigh]

posting in a nads and chads thread

chad's nads

[Benzum]

sweboy: Chadinus

[McP3000]

Supposing I don't want to make love? :<
you obviously dont know about my sweet bod girlfriend

[P13]

ya well its an internet forum who cares about it

but it's our internet forum

[nevertoolate]

I like to look at cute girls feet

[Kucinichism]

I like to look at cute girls hair

[Jamais_Vu]

I don't date blonds :eek:

[Kucinichism]

Dude! hi-5!!!

[P13]

I check /b/

:(

[Kucinichism]

DUDE! hi-5!!!

but srsly...

[nevertoolate]

reds are where its at

[Murdererer]

redheads are goddess

[Kucinichism]

reds are where its at

oh my god yes, I played in a quartet the past three days with this gorgeous redhead and it was killing me! Not only because of the fact that she was amazing, but because I couldn't touch her because my ex-girlfriend was in the quartet and the two of them are friends :(

[TerranYouApart]

redheads with 0 moles or freckles*

[Kucinichism]

oh **** no, we aren't talkin' about gingers here, **** them

[Murdererer]

i like how they are pale, have beautiful red hair, and some freckles are cute

[Kucinichism]

yeah, but we still aren't talking about gingers, the ones with freckles all over

I know what you mean though, this is what that girl was

[Jamais_Vu]

Cute, pale redheads with piercing blue eyes.

[nevertoolate]

this. and they have the best sex drive too.

[Kucinichism]

dammit, this is killing me, haha :/

[nevertoolate]

I really like the look of a chick on MetArt called Ulya. Absolute Goddess

[Jaundice]

I only like skinny brunettes with dark brown eyes, or girls with mesmerizing personalities

pretty shallow though

[P13]

I only like skinny brunettes with dark brown eyes, or girls with mesmerizing personalities

pretty shallow though

like ones with psychic abilities?

[nevertoolate]

no that would be awful

@ jaund not at all mate

[asdf]

I only like skinny brunettes with dark brown eyes, or girls with mesmerizing personalities

pretty shallow though

What is a mesmerizing personality exactly?

[Anglachel]

What is a mesmerizing personality exactly?
**** lover usually

[Jaundice]

What is a mesmerizing personality exactly?
Unfathomably complex and moody, self-loathing individuals with elitist taste in music and foreign film, and supergenius IQ range

[Mr. Ron]

oh my god yes, I played in a quartet the past three days with this gorgeous redhead and it was killing me! Not only because of the fact that she was amazing, but because I couldn't touch her because my ex-girlfriend was in the quartet and the two of them are friends :(
ey, I'm seeing a redhead currently :chug:

[asdf]

Unfathomably complex and moody, self-loathing individuals with elitist taste in music and foreign film, and supergenius IQ range

Good luck.

[Crudo]

asdf y u so bitter l8ly

[asdf]

<3liminator

[Mr. Ron]

elimih8er

[Kucinichism]

ey, I'm seeing a redhead currently :chug:

:chug:

[Kucinichism]

I only like skinny brunettes with dark brown eyes, or girls with mesmerizing personalities

pretty shallow though

meh, I like those ones too, but not as much as redheads. The last two girls that I dated were skinny brunettes with dark brown eyes, and even though they looked great, I really like red heads

however, how skinny we talkin' about? because I like a little bit of meat on the bone, no what I mean?

[Mr. Ron]

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