If there was an afterlife, would you want it?

[Frankie-C!]

I always thought it was fairly presumptuous of God to think that just because he's offered us something we're being rude for turning it down. I mean, I never even chose to come to the party in the first place. It's like:

"Hey man, I'll buy you a drink!"
"Oh, gee, thanks guy!"
"But you have to cut your own balls off"
"Oh.. well no thank you then!"
"No, I wasn't offering. You have to cut your own balls off"
"But you just sa-*SCHWING..plonk..plonk*"

Y'know.. I've had enough to drink.. I just wanna go home now. I don't wanna be drunk for an eternity. I'd rather just sleep. How can you coax somebody who wants nothing? Should I feel obliged to want anything?

[Mornwyrd]

I lol'd at the example you gave. :lol:

[Crudo]

heaven is sucking gods dick for more mp so u can cast holy

[Light Flantastic]

all of your atoms will be reincarnated as something else

but you wont know about it because you'll be dead, fag

[Mornwyrd]

Lol, for some reason, people on mx have a winning sense of humour tonight.

[McP3000]

you people are stupid

[Frankie-C!]

all of your atoms will be reincarnated as something else

but you wont know about it because you'll be dead, fag

We are not atoms, we are the space in between wave functions

..fag

[Crudo]

ur mom are the space in between wave functions

[McP3000]

We are not atoms, we are the space in between wave functions

..fag
wut

[Mr. Ron]

no because an unchanging world would suck

[Frankie-C!]

Does perfection need to be a static thing?

[Berner]

Eternity for a sentient being would be torture, hence why I voted no.

[Klekticist]

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chheersss...

wrong place to introduce yourself in such a manner.
sry bud.

welcome to sputnik at any rate.
these forums can be summed up in a few words

"here be douches"
:D

[Nadinus]

I sometimes wonder what would happen if you could live for eternity, but were given a pill which would kill you peacefully, how long would it be before people took it (assuming their health was decent)? And how much difference would it make if it was the opposite way round, you had to actively keep yourself alive with pills? And what about if the pill didn't kill you instantly, but allowed you to age and die like everyone else? Just a thought.

But no, I wouldn't want an afterlife.

[Frankie-C!]

wrong place to introduce yourself in such a manner.
sry bud.

welcome to sputnik at any rate.
these forums can be summed up in a few words

"here be douches"
:D

Dude, it's a robot, just pretend it's not there.

[P13]

if i could travel through time while in the after life and watch everything then yeah sure

[Murdererer]

we're evolved apes in heaven

[Klekticist]

Dude, it's a robot, just pretend it's not there.

dammit!

yeh, i think i'd go for an afterlife. why not?

[Titan50]

I wouldn't want a second chance at life, so no

[Light Flantastic]

i'd take an eternity on earth

or i'd take until the sun engulfed it

[Badmoon]

everlasting life in the promised land, you ****ing n*gger.

what were you thinking?!

[Majesty]

i used to be stephanie, whats up :]

[1338 h4x0r]

Depends heavily on the circumstances

If the afterlife were interesting, I'd opt in

The Christian / Islamic Heaven sounds nothing less than ghastly

[aria]

yea i would seriously like to gcome back im not gonna lie

[klap4music]

nothing wrong with being immortal, at least on earth. don't know about the whole heaven bit - opportunities seem limited