films that piss you off

[RunAmokRampant]

for me its step up to the streets. Dunno it might be the crappy music or using hip dancing as a replacement for plot and engaging characters but this movie pisses me off a lot.

what other films just really grind your gears?

[Tripp_chaos]

Any movie aimed at hip young kids usually (nowadays) some rapper/dancer that brings their whole neighborhood or whatever into some depressing story that gets them all towards the same goal through some cheezy *** montage that would never happen because of bureaucratic procedures and reality/Disney movie/show spinoffs ie. anything to do with some pop idol(s) that have no talent and prove it time and time again yet still sell out... Also Movies that come out in the early year and say that they are the (funniest,best,dramatic,sellout, etc) of the year...

[CkCk]

wat

[RunAmokRampant]

yes exactly. Trying to sell a feel good movie but ends up just lame because it's so far removed from reality that the message of 'being true to yourself' etc etc feels contrived and empty.

[Tripp_chaos]

Exactly...It's like you can do this just like we did then the kid's hopes are smashed because they weren't properly informed of what it would take to do that... There was this one movie I don't remember what it was called but they built a garden in an abandoned lot owned by the city and that entire 6+ months they didn't get arrested or anything for trespassing? Hell I took a short cut 4 months ago across a lawn with tall grass and got a ticket for trespassing on city property... Another one is movies that basically say break the law if you feel your doing right when in fact your just breaking the law...

[Tripp_chaos]

I hate you in an unconventional way RAR because I'm always like this and you just encouraged it by creating thus thread...

[RunAmokRampant]

well this is the thread you can let it all out.

[EightMilesHigh]

The Saw series, and all the Jackass movies/anything with Johnny Knoxville or Bam Margera and those guys. I don't see the appeal.

edit - and 300.

[Tripp_chaos]

I hate chick flicks that basically state that it's always the guys fault even if she was a bitch... ie. He buys her an engagement ring,but oh what's that, the color of the 100,000 cash diamond encrusted diamond was wrong so she calls it off, then all her friends tell her he was a douche and an asshole and he wasn't right for her and then take her out to go get hammered and have hammered sex with some random guy she just met in a bar/club then they end up getting married because hes rich or some ****...

[RunAmokRampant]

i also hate 10,000 bc because make-up didnt really exist back then like it does today. stupid.

[po0ty]

Any movies that throw in a surprise ending that has nothing to do with the plot leading up to it..(see Saw for example)

[Tripp_chaos]

And hate cartoons by nazi's and hardcore religious people and the such that teach kids inaccuracies about what they are forced to believe in... ie. there is a cartoon to teach nazi kids that Hitler basically beat the Jews to the punch because they were planning the same thing against his people or something like that... And theres one from a particular religious group that states that they shall not associate with anybody thats not a true blooded religious person...

[Tripp_chaos]

i also hate 10,000 bc because make-up didnt really exist back then like it does today. stupid.

That's a good one... Especially the way people talk without using the context from that era... And remakes of movies that sucked to begin with...

[Tripp_chaos]

movies that spoof other movies and suck horrendously...

[Moon Flavor]

Will Ferril movies
Adam Sandler movies
Wayans brothers movies
Saturday night live-based movies
Teen movies (every single one ever made from Weird Science to American Pie to Waiting)
PG-13 Horror movies (although I'm looking forward to Drag Me to Hell simply because Sam Raimi directed Evil Dead so it might be okay)
Pretentious indie films like Eraserhead and that piece of **** where God disemboweled himself at the beginning (forget the name)
Movies with black people that can't get off the subject of how black they are

[EightMilesHigh]

Movies with black people that can't get off the subject of how black they are

I laughed really long/hard at this.

[MBS]

tyler perry's movie with black people that can't get off the subject of how black they are

[MBS]

i was thinking about it and it's highly probable that the same people who support tyler perry movies are probably the same people that get mad at little miniscule glimpses of racism like in american history x

but then they go home and watch their tyler perry movies where he propagates the same black stereotype on every single character and they don't find it offensive in the slightest

i ****ing hate people

[mattspurplepen]

dude the absolute worst movie i've had to put up with is Stephen king's the mist

so ****in stupid, bad acting bad special effects, worst dialogue ever.
The only good thing about it was the ending because he kills his son lol

[Castillo]

Any and all "football" themed movies, from Friday Night Lights to Remember the Titans. Also, Taken, because that was the most unrealistic piece of **** I've ever seen.

[Badmoon]

Movies with black people that can't get off the subject of how black they are

Yea, Spike Lee can suck a d*ck.

[pigletopeth]

Step Up is **** but it doesn't piss me off.

I know a doco - not a movie - thats about Anti-Gravity... I smashed my Tv with a chair, shouting to those idiots who actually believe in this that they are fully-big-time wrong. Totally.:angry:

[cobert]

Movies that are romantic and full of quirky characters that have acoustic and indie soundtracks.

**** that ****.

[pigletopeth]

oh i am so in the same league with you.

[RunAmokRampant]

Movies that are romantic and full of quirky characters that have acoustic and indie soundtracks.

**** that ****.

which reminds me:

Matthew McConaughey pisses me off esp in his romantic comedies.

[Gangrene]

anything on

http://www.imdb.com/

[The_Mop]

Pretty much any sports film, because I can't be bothered with a poor-and-broken-down-sports-teams-rise-to-success-against-all-odds kinda storyline AGAIN.

Aside from Baseketball. That's exempt :P

Also, Good Will Hunting. That film just infuriates me. It's like the script was written specifically as an experiment in the limits of annoyance.

[Meatplow]

i'm pretty easy with films, if I don't like it I poke fun at it

[pigletopeth]

poking fun? thats a new saying.

[Meatplow]

it really isn't

[pigletopeth]

oh my mistake. I was just poking fun your leg.

[Meatplow]

oic o_O

[pigletopeth]

oic?

When I walked into Maccas I saw Meatplow's hair and i was like
o_____O

[Meatplow]

haha

[Aklerc]

The Hunchback of Notre Dame

No matter how awesome you are to the girl you love, ugly guys never win.

[Pop music sucks]

Will Ferrell anything. It's the same ****ing in in every movie. "I'm an obnoxious, loud, cocky idiot or loud, obnoxius idiot."

Contact. One hour and a half of building a teleportation machine and last 10 minutes end up being a family reunion with an alien father. What the ****.

Movie's. Piece of shite

Spider-man 3mo. An //.- Peter Parker. Awesome, just awesome.

Movies that would've been far better if it [i]didn't end happily, especially considering it was highly unprobable that it would have.

[Gnarmageddon]

Blue Velvet.

I'm such a David Lynch fanboy, but I cannot stand this film. Dennis Hopper is completely over the top and I cannot take his character seriously at all, same with Isabella Rossellini's character begging to be punished and being old and ugly and naked all the time. And the Blue Velvet song motif got pretty annoying too, just having to hear it over and over again.

It was such a pain for me to watch.

Will Ferrell anything. It's the same ****ing in in every movie. "I'm an obnoxious, loud, cocky idiot or loud, obnoxius idiot."



This, too. Except for Stranger than Fiction. Kind of. The only movie I could TOLERATE him in.

[Aklerc]

I'm sick of hearing JUST HOW ****ING AWESOME!!11!!1 Anchorman is. Urgh.

[Ceminon]

anything on

http://www.imdb.com/

That's basically any film...

[Pop music sucks]

This, too. Except for Stranger than Fiction. Kind of. The only movie I could TOLERATE him in.I was actually intrigued by that movie. But my stigma against Will Ferrell leaves it much to be desired.

There was one redeeming moment in Spider-Man 3mo. When I worked in the video department at Safeway, my friend/co-worker adamently believed that Peter Parker was not wearing eyeliner when he confronted Osbourne. So we put the DVD on the showroom floor player and found the right chapter. He went in to the backroom to see it on the screen sitting on the table in the back. Once it showed an eyeliner wearing Peter Parker we all heard a WHAT?!

[guitarded_chuck]

99.5% of romantic comedies

[Meatplow]

Contact. One hour and a half of building a teleportation machine and last 10 minutes end up being a family reunion with an alien father. What the ****.

i enjoyed Contact :p

[Pop music sucks]

That one hour and a half was pretty engrossing, but it just felt like they had no idea what sort of ending to put in.

[Meatplow]

it's been a long while since i've watched it, I don't remember the ending very well but i've heard a lot of people criticising it since

[RunAmokRampant]

That's basically any film...

lol

[easylee]

Pretty much any sports film, because I can't be bothered with a poor-and-broken-down-sports-teams-rise-to-success-against-all-odds kinda storyline AGAIN.

Aside from Baseketball. That's exempt :P


dude slap shot

[bradc1988]

Napoleon Dynamite and The Princess Bride.

Most Will Ferrell movies piss me off too.

[Titan50]

I'm sick of hearing JUST HOW ****ING AWESOME!!11!!1 Anchorman is. Urgh.

Probably due it being an awesome film





Independence Day. During that speech which basically says "AMERICA IS AWSUM!!!!1111" I nearly burst into laughter

[SugarCoatedSour]

Will Ferril movies
Adam Sandler movies
Wayans brothers movies
Saturday night live-based movies
Teen movies (every single one ever made from Weird Science to American Pie to Waiting)
PG-13 Horror movies (although I'm looking forward to Drag Me to Hell simply because Sam Raimi directed Evil Dead so it might be okay)
Pretentious indie films like Eraserhead and that piece of **** where God disemboweled himself at the beginning (forget the name)
Movies with black people that can't get off the subject of how black they are

Agreed agreed and agreed again. But Eraserhead?

That is a film of some proportion. Don't consider any hype factor, just watch it...if you don't care about joining the elements of a movie as disjointed as that leave it be. But it's purely artistic in its pretense.

[bebubly]

The hostel. If i wanted to watch soft porn i would watch soft porn.
Romantic comedies.
Se7en. It's just not that good, get over it.
Action movies.

[SugarCoatedSour]

Practically everything made by "Alan Smithee" and practically everything made after "Alan Smithee" pseudonym was not necessary anymore.

[jrowa001]

romantic comedies are ok to watch if you have a girlfriend because mine gets incredibly horny after watching them. unless they involve Sarah Jessica Parker, Matthew McConaughey, Hugh Grant or Drew Barrymore.

any movie (or show) based around spoiled rich kids who cant live without fake drama around them 24/7.

any american remake of japanese horror films. i understand that The Ring was sort of scary when i was younger but after that its been nothing but boring ****

i dont dislike Will Ferrell but i agree his comedy has gotten old even if hes gotten decent funny actors around him.

Adam Sandler movies are awesome i dont care what you say. i dont count Bedtime Stories though. the new Apatow movie Funny People that he is in looks awesome.

[Moon Flavor]

Agreed agreed and agreed again. But Eraserhead?

That is a film of some proportion. Don't consider any hype factor, just watch it...if you don't care about joining the elements of a movie as disjointed as that leave it be. But it's purely artistic in its pretense.

Nah dude. I watched the first half hour with my friends, expecting it to be your average movie but kinda weird. I got that far in and finally I just shouted "what the **** is happening this is stupid". So my friend had to explain to me that it's all metaphors about this spatula having a baby or some **** blah blah. So we rewind to the beginning and I watch it with metaphors in mind. And yet still there must be something I missed because I don't have a ****ing clue why someone would watch that for enjoyment.

The whole think reeks of try-too-hard

[thedeadwalk!]

Only movie that ever invoked anger from me was Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle with its action sequences. The impossibility of what happens just upset me so.

[easylee]

expecting it to be your average movie but kinda weird haha

[Jawaharal]

Babylon a.d.

worst movie ever

[Moon Flavor]

haha

Well what am I too expect I'd never heard of it before then besides Kage's avatar

Whatever happened to that dude haven't seen him here in a while

[Mr. Ron]

anything that involves "not another ________ movie" in the title
anything with adam sandler
anything that has action for the sake of action with no real plot

[ohcleverhansyou]

Watching the previews for Norbit insulted me as a human being.

[Angmar]

Any of the (insert adjective here) Movies, like epic movie ugh those are so dumb.

[Moon Flavor]

Yeah you can thank the Wayans brothers for all 15 of those

[Tillius]

Or just thank them for the first two Scary Movies, which is what they had their hand in and what was actually funny. However they do also have a part in this Dance Flick, which cannot possibly surpass Epic Movie in how bad it will be but it will obviously be very bad.

[Jawaharal]

Watching the previews for Norbit insulted me as a human being.

you are right, Norbit was even worse than Babylon A.D.

[Moon Flavor]

Or just thank them for the first two Scary Movies, which is what they had their hand in and what was actually funny. However they do also have a part in this Dance Flick, which cannot possibly surpass Epic Movie in how bad it will be but it will obviously be very bad.

No Scary movie was terrible too. If you think that was funny you deserve to be cast into hell

[Iskandar]

Napoleon Dynamite and The Princess Bride.I liked both of them when I first saw them.

[Tillius]

No Scary movie was terrible too. If you think that was funny you deserve to be cast into hell

No I think you're mistaken.

[smith_]

i also hate 10,000 bc because make-up didnt really exist back then like it does today. stupid.

the thing that really annoyed me about that film was how they tried to be so clever in conveying what was really going on, i.e "the flying birds" and like the mountains of the god or whatever were the pyramids but it was really just stupid.

but i'm not really angered by any movie, most of them i enjoy and those that i don't millions of other people are already angry for me

[Txus]

Napoleon Dynamite

i cant think of another movie i hate more than that ****

[mattspurplepen]

lol how do you guys feel about freddy got fingered?
one of the more notably ill received movies!
I love it haha.

[Moon Flavor]

Napoleon Dynamite

i cant think of another movie i hate more than that ****

123

freddy got fingered sucked

[easylee]

anything that involves "not another ________ movie" in the title
anything with adam sandler
anything that has action for the sake of action with no real plot

pointless action rules

[Txus]

like Taken

[Meatplow]

turkish star wars is my favourite pointless action movie

[ohcleverhansyou]

The idea of the Clone Wars as a movie upset me. Sure I wanted to see the Clone Wars happen, but that was the end of Episode II and all of Episode III. The trailer was just explosions and half-hearted clever quips from poorly animated "Jedi." Take the franchise away from George.

[Woosah]

Hey, Txus, is that an El Topo avatar? If so, cool.

Movies with Adam Sandler displease me.

[Gnarmageddon]

Nah dude. I watched the first half hour with my friends, expecting it to be your average movie but kinda weird. I got that far in and finally I just shouted "what the **** is happening this is stupid". So my friend had to explain to me that it's all metaphors about this spatula having a baby or some **** blah blah. So we rewind to the beginning and I watch it with metaphors in mind. And yet still there must be something I missed because I don't have a ****ing clue why someone would watch that for enjoyment.

The whole think reeks of try-too-hard

lold at this

"wtf why isn't stuff blowing up, where are the naked bitches"

[mph4ever]

forbidden planet

[Txus]

Hey, Txus, is that an El Topo avatar? If so, cool.

Movies with Adam Sandler displease me.

Yes, it is :)

And with the Adam Sandler hate....I really liked Big Daddy years ago tbh.

[Woosah]

Yes, it is :)

cool

[MBS]

The Princess Bride.


:(.

[oathfbass]

Any Nick Cage movie

[Txus]

even Adaptation, Leaving Las Vegas and Wild at Heart?

[Woosah]

I had completely locked The Wickerman remake in a memory chest until now.

[Scoot]

Any modern vampire flicks.

[EightMilesHigh]

Anything with Jason Statham made after Snatch (Crank, Transporter, The Italian Job, that gay Uwe Boll Dungeon Rape movie)

Those really bad testosterone-filled urban fighting jock movies like Never Back Down that just try to copy Fight Club.

Pointless remakes that don't add anything new, i.e. Gus Van Sant's (who I like) shot-for-shot remake of Psycho, the 2003 remake of The Italian Job which Ed Norton got suckered into and was basically a giant Volkswagen ad (this goes into my dislike of Jason Statham).

Good remakes include the Russell Crowe/Christian Bale version of 3:10 To Yuma because there's an engaging plot and you actually care about the characters, and the Cameron Crowe version of Open Your Eyes (Vanilla Sky).

Also, Taken, because that was the most unrealistic piece of **** I've ever seen.

blow me

[ArmyOfRage]

Doomsday was tremendously unbelievable and annoyed me..

Steve Seagul movies bore me, as do most fighting films (More so jet li and jackie chan movies)

Anime

Most re-makes

[pigletopeth]

Hey man, Jackie Chan does his own stunts! although i understand jet li.

[ArmyOfRage]

Stunts don't impress me though, too much showboating in it for me =/

[pigletopeth]

he is still a amazing and witty actor! I luv the bit how hes zooming down the building windows (real) in Who Am I! thats gotta be one of my favourite movies of all time.

[pigletopeth]

uh oh this thread is about movies that piss you off, not movies that are you favorites.

[EightMilesHigh]

I always thought Scarface was one of the most overrated gangster movies ever. It's weird because some people call it a remake when it has really nothing to do with the 1932 Scarface. It's one of Al Pacino's worst movies, he over-acts so damn much it's painful, (one of the weirdest ****ing accents I've ever heard, apparently don't hire an Italian-American to play a Cuban) and the supporting cast (Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio, Michelle Pfieffer, Steven Bauer) apparently hadn't learned how to act yet. The musical score by Giorgio Moroder is hilariously bad, and the actual music of the time is so ill-fitting in the movie.

Why should people care about Tony? I guess it's supposed to be a rags-to-riches story, but (and maybe I'm being old-fashioned) there should be some likeable qualities in the main character, whether they're a good or bad guy. Someone that the audience can identify with, at least a little bit.

Like, Al Pacino has played other gangsters, but there's been likeable qualities to them, like Michael Corleone was a family man, and Lefty Ruggiero (Donnie Brasco) was a father figure to Joe Pistone. Tony had that weird incestuous (sp) thing for his sister and shot that guy in the face for getting to close to her, and all the money he got he pretty much put up his nose, and when he was killed at the end he pretty much got what was coming.

I realize that was a long rant, but it annoys me when people talk about how great it is and how it's "da bestest gangsta movie evarrrrrr" when it's so unintentionally hilarious/bad, especially compared to good crime movies like Pulp Fiction, Eastern Promises, Goodfellas, Donnie Brasco, the Departed, Blow, Road to Perdition, etc.

[pigletopeth]

all gangsta movies are crap anyway.

[mph4ever]

all gangsta movies are crap anyway.

qft

[ArmyOfRage]

Gangsta movies are the reason white kids try to be black.

[VheissuCrisis]

Knowing, is easily a stand out for film that pisses me off most.

Nicholas Cage can't even act for **** sake, he's been pure gash since 1997. He offends me with his inability to never change his expression from anything other than from that ridiculous face of slight worry about probable oncoming future peril. There is just no liking the man, and i have friends who just can't see where i'm coming from and defend the clown to death, even though post con-air he's been pure shite.

I'll stop before I find myself raging.

[P13]

Nick Cage is as bad as Jet li.

which is really ****ING bad

[Woosah]

whoa, there are people who will actually defend nicholas cage's acting?

[VheissuCrisis]

whoa, there are people who will actually defend nicholas cage's acting?

I know, it's a ****ing travesty.

[P13]

if so they deserve to be hunted down

[EightMilesHigh]

I want to keep telling myself that Nick Cage is a good actor who has just made some bad choices in the last few years but he just seems determined to flush his career down the ****ing toilet. Like, even if he's not the most versatile actors around, he's still made some good serious movies (Adaptation., Matchstick Men, Bringing Out The Dead, Leaving Las Vegas) and some good action movies (The Rock, Con Air, even the first National Treasure was pretty cool, even if it was pretty much Indiana Jones-lite) but he keeps picking these absolute **** films, which is all the worse because he CAN act.

Robert DeNiro said that the talent is in the choices, though that's questionable because Robert DeNiro hasn't made a good film in a while too. Oh well. Maybe that's why I like younger actors more.

[VheissuCrisis]

EightMilesHigh, aside from Con Air, The Rock, and Lord Of War, i just can't stand him in anything else, he seems so hollow and completely like his heart just isn't in it, and that he is pumping out films purely for money, doing whatever he gets offered for the sake of a few more thousands here and there. It's pathetic but that's what it seems like. As a result i just can't stand the man, and after Knowing, i actually refuse to watch any new film he is the lead role in I think he should just stop acting and never bother anyone again.

[cmb1888]

Star Wars & James Bond

[pigletopeth]

james bond isn't that bad man!... some of the movies are though.

[EightMilesHigh]

Star Wars & James Bond

Star Wars is cool when you're a kid and stuff but George Lucas should have just left it the hell alone after Return Of The Jedi. Like, he only directed A New Hope, and only wrote/produced The Empire Strikes Back and ROTJ. It seems like the only reason he did the prequels was to get more money, and you'd think he'd be able to live off the original films and all the goddamn franchising in the toys and video games and what the hell else that he was able to squeeze out of it.

And James Bond is cool. Especially Daniel Craig.

I hate those jock/bro/frat boy house party movies like American Pie, Van Wilder, (there's more but I can't remember the names) etc. that are just ninety minutes of guys in togas going "WHOOOOO KEGSTAND BRO"

[cmb1888]

James Bond is a smug humourless government mercenary

I watched the original Star Wars trilogy and one or two of the new ones but I thought the special effects were distracting and it was all a little boring really - I remained un'awed and all the fuss about them annoys me.

[EightMilesHigh]

James Bond is a smug humourless government mercenary

actually pierce brosnan had some good one-liners

[mph4ever]

Star Wars & James Bond

don't knock vi and v

[EightMilesHigh]

john ratzenberger is in the empire strikes back as one of the dudes on hoth

[cmb1888]

actually pierce brosnan had some good one-liners

sorry - mustn't have been able to hear them over the noise of his sense of superiority

[cmb1888]

don't knock vi and v

knock knock

[mph4ever]

knock knock

no, you can't. it has everything, its even got incest

[cmb1888]

no, you can't. it has everything, its even got incest

I have got to admit - that was hilarious!

[burtonbassist_101]

dance movies (step up, etc).

they're just so retarded.

i refuse to believe that inner-city gangs actually solve conflicts by dancing.

[oathfbass]

This is what Nick Cage does on the side when he isn't "acting" in a movie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYkw-5htPw0&feature=channel_page


I also forgot to mention Donnie Darko. I don't see why that is a cult classic.

[EightMilesHigh]

I also forgot to mention Donnie Darko. I don't see why that is a cult classic.

I liked that movie. Maybe it's because I'm a pretentious jerk, or maybe because I have a crush on Jena Malone. Could be both :amaze:

[P13]

Bladerunner with the narration and ending where they drive to canada

[CatfishJew]

eraserhead, the pacing ruins it for me.

[Woosah]

I've watched it numerous times and have never been able to really enjoy it

[Meatplow]

lynch generally seems to get it right for the most part but there are always a few small things in his work that manage to irritate me to no end.

[Woosah]

I've got a bro who's been constantly name dropping Blue Velvet so I think I'm going to check it out soon.

[Meatplow]

i suggest not trying to take it too seriously, it seems to be a pitfall for most people

[CatfishJew]

how about The Audition (Odishon)? i was so disappointed when the movie didn't follow through after the really long build up.

[Cocaine]

i dont know i'd say the extended torture scene was definitely following through

[RetiredAt22]

how about The Audition (Odishon)? i was so disappointed when the movie didn't follow through after the really long build up.

That movie is great, you're crazy.

[Cocaine]

nah it's a pretty horrible movie

[thedeadwalk!]

I like to imagine the cutting room floor is filled with two-second long clips, cut from between the long-forgotten number of takes, where Nic Cage turns to the camera...and winks.

The man's not bad, just good at making you think so.

Also, come on! The Weather Man is awesome!

[Jonny]

Funny Games.
Saw/Hostel/any other ''horror'' movie which is just a ton of blood for no reason.
Anything with Seth Rogen.
''Stoner'' movies.
Movies with ambiguous endings- ''what do you think happened?'' I don't ****ing care. YOU wrote it. YOU know. It's not ambiguous. It's also not clever or deep.
Most recent comedies. I liked Role Models, before that I can't even remember the last one I enjoyed.
Comedies that think they're too good to be funny (See: What Just Happened).
Any comedy which has a picture of an animal on the cover, regardless of how small a role the animal actually played in the film:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51z1bYekdoL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JNYPS4DZL._SS500_.jpg

[Pop music sucks]

anything that has action for the sake of action with no real plotHey now Shoot 'Em Up is awesome fun.

how about The Audition (Odishon)? i was so disappointed when the movie didn't follow through after the really long build up.She hacked his shins off with piano wire, just like she did that creepy ballet instructor pedo-dude from her childhood. I'd say that's some pretty good follow through.

[Titan50]

Funny Games.
Saw/Hostel/any other ''horror'' movie which is just a ton of blood for no reason.
Anything with Seth Rogen.
''Stoner'' movies.
Movies with ambiguous endings- ''what do you think happened?'' I don't ****ing care. YOU wrote it. YOU know. It's not ambiguous. It's also not clever or deep.
Most recent comedies. I liked Role Models, before that I can't even remember the last one I enjoyed.
Comedies that think they're too good to be funny (See: What Just Happened).
Any comedy which has a picture of an animal on the cover, regardless of how small a role the animal actually played in the film:
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51z1bYekdoL._SL500_AA240_.jpg
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41JNYPS4DZL._SS500_.jpg

Except There's Something About Mary is a film of epic proportions

[CatfishJew]

i dont know i'd say the extended torture scene was definitely following through
i would have been satisfied if the son was at least tortured too. i mean what the hell, she was chasing him like a cat with a ****ing spray bottle. she should've injected the son with the paralyzing serum.

Hey now Shoot 'Em Up is awesome fun.

She hacked his shins off with piano wire, just like she did that creepy ballet instructor pedo-dude from her childhood. I'd say that's some pretty good follow through.

shoot 'em up was a good shoot and blow stuff up movie. the pedo dude getting tortured was a good one, and so is the record label guy's feeding scene.

Funny Games.
Anything with Seth Rogen.
''Stoner'' movies.

yeah funny games pissed me off. if you didn't like that movie i strongly suggest not watching the strangers. they're very similar movies, but the strangers is a little bit better.

i loved freaks and geeks, and i like 40 year old virgin and knocked up.

and finally, yeah stoner movies piss me off. people say "you have to be high to watch it". well even when i saw harold and kumar baked, i left before the movie was over.

[Pop music sucks]

Maybe she didn't know he had a son? That is a far stretch though, since she did sneak into the house and drug his favorite drink.

[EightMilesHigh]

Anything Rob Zombie/Eli Roth related.

Also, I don't know why, (and this is more about actors than movies) but I can't stand to watch Gwyneth Paltrow act. She annoys the living hell out of me, she seems so boring and bland and her and Chris Martin must be the coupling of the two most boring people on the planet it seems.

[CatfishJew]

Anything Rob Zombie/Eli Roth related.

Also, I don't know why, (and this is more about actors than movies) but I can't stand to watch Gwyneth Paltrow act. She annoys the living hell out of me, she seems so boring and bland and her and Chris Martin must be the coupling of the two most boring people on the planet it seems.

come to think of it, besides ironman, i've never seen a gwyneth paltrow movie.

[ohcleverhansyou]

Not even the great (not because of Gwyneth) Meet the Parents?

[Iskandar]

Star Wars & James Bond:angry:
I liked that movie. Maybe it's because I'm a pretentious jerk, or maybe because I have a crush on Jena Malone. Could be both
Me too, to all of the above.

[Jonny]

yeah funny games pissed me off. if you didn't like that movie i strongly suggest not watching the strangers. they're very similar movies, but the strangers is a little bit better.

I liked the Strangers. It didn't try to be more than a horror film (in which, for the most part, the people made smart decisions). Funny games is supposed to be a commentary on the prevalence of violence in American cinema and is ****.

Oh yes, and I also hate movies where we're told that a certain character is incredibly hot despite the fact the actress playing her is minging. (See: Renee Zelwegger, Kate Hudson, and so on...)

The following DVD case illustrates this point.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/Jonz/mbfg.jpg

[easylee]

Oh yes, and I also hate movies where we're told that a certain character is incredibly hot despite the fact the actress playing her is minging. (See: Renee Zelwegger, Kate Hudson, and so on...) this is one of the most annoying things

worst instance is in saving silverman. amanda peet is ****ing hideous and needs to work on those monster eyebrows or whatever the **** they are

[Jonny]

this is one of the most annoying things

worst instance is in saving silverman. amanda peet is ****ing hideous and needs to work on those monster eyebrows or whatever the **** they are

Maybe she read the post it note on the box i posted.

[EightMilesHigh]

come to think of it, besides ironman, i've never seen a gwyneth paltrow movie.

I joke sometimes that my favorite Gwyneth Paltrow movie is Se7en.

I also can't stand these terrible "government/religious conspiracy" movies like The Da Vinci Code/Angels and Demons. Some people seem to rant and rave about Dan Brown like he's the next messiah but he's terrible and just managed to make it back by writing some d-grade "religious thriller". My parents made me watch The Da Vinci Code with them and it was 100-odd minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

It's annoying because Tom Hanks is such a great actor, Ron Howard has proven that he's a good director (A Beautiful Mind) and Audrey Tautou is so damn cute, but it doesn't mean much when you're dealing with such bad material.

You're going to have to strap me down to a chair with my eyelids peeled back like Alex in A Clockwork Orange to get me to watch Angels & Demons.

I also hate movies where we're told that a certain character is incredibly hot despite the fact the actress playing her is minging

see: anything with Sarah Jessica Parker

[Iskandar]

and Audrey Tautou is so damn cuteI just tried to focus on her the whole time.

[EightMilesHigh]

I like yo' taste in females.

[honourosis]

a beautiful mind is horrendous though

[Phantom]

in response to the original post about Step Up. The film is bad but the scene with the girl dancing in the rain is hot, so therefore kinda evens out.

I can't think of a film that really pisses me off right now, but I'll be back when I do.

[easylee]

a beautiful mind is horrendous though

yeah it sux gonna go watch sum harmony korine FILMS brb

[honourosis]

oh man you've got me all figured out

[Cocaine]

i liked a beautiful mind

[RetiredAt22]

I joke sometimes that my favorite Gwyneth Paltrow movie is Se7en.

I also can't stand these terrible "government/religious conspiracy" movies like The Da Vinci Code/Angels and Demons. Some people seem to rant and rave about Dan Brown like he's the next messiah but he's terrible and just managed to make it back by writing some d-grade "religious thriller". My parents made me watch The Da Vinci Code with them and it was 100-odd minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

It's annoying because Tom Hanks is such a great actor, Ron Howard has proven that he's a good director (A Beautiful Mind) and Audrey Tautou is so damn cute, but it doesn't mean much when you're dealing with such bad material.

You're going to have to strap me down to a chair with my eyelids peeled back like Alex in A Clockwork Orange to get me to watch Angels & Demons.



see: anything with Sarah Jessica Parker

Bitch is hideous.

[Cocaine]

Her face looks like a giant mutated big toe.

[Meatplow]

I joke sometimes that my favorite Gwyneth Paltrow movie is Se7en.

I also can't stand these terrible "government/religious conspiracy" movies like The Da Vinci Code/Angels and Demons. Some people seem to rant and rave about Dan Brown like he's the next messiah but he's terrible and just managed to make it back by writing some d-grade "religious thriller". My parents made me watch The Da Vinci Code with them and it was 100-odd minutes of my life I'm never getting back.

It's annoying because Tom Hanks is such a great actor, Ron Howard has proven that he's a good director (A Beautiful Mind) and Audrey Tautou is so damn cute, but it doesn't mean much when you're dealing with such bad material.

You're going to have to strap me down to a chair with my eyelids peeled back like Alex in A Clockwork Orange to get me to watch Angels & Demons.



see: anything with Sarah Jessica Parker

EMH is a man of discerning taste

[Matt?]

eraserhead- my film school friends rave about this and i do think that the dark feel is pretty well portrayed through the cinematography but it's so f'ucking slow... like when it's over i feel like it never even really began.


at first FARGO pissed me off not because of the movie itself but that annoying accent. i got over it though and now i love it

[cobert]

this is one of the most annoying things

worst instance is in saving silverman. amanda peet is ****ing hideous and needs to work on those monster eyebrows or whatever the **** they are

Were not really told that she is hot, nor does the film work any differently no matter what the appearance of the actress in that role. We're just supposed to go along with the idea that she's really bitchy and that we're supposed to hate her, which we do.

Amanda Peet is ugly though.

[FattyKnee]

Her face looks like a giant mutated big toe.

lol

[CatfishJew]

I joke sometimes that my favorite Gwyneth Paltrow movie is Se7en.

You're going to have to strap me down to a chair with my eyelids peeled back like Alex in A Clockwork Orange to get me to watch Angels & Demons.


i forgot she was even in seven.

i think the Ludovico technique wouldn't be enough.

yeah it sux gonna go watch sum harmony korine FILMS brb

oh man that guy is too indie for me. :rolleyes: i enjoyed gummo, but everything else he directed looks unappealing (with the exception of ken park).

eraserhead- my film school friends rave about this and i do think that the dark feel is pretty well portrayed through the cinematography but it's so f'ucking slow... like when it's over i feel like it never even really began.

it is!

[Meatplow]

larry clark directed ken park, and it looks like every other larry clark film :/

korine has a lot of potential but I wasn't feeling mister lonely at all

[Matt?]

i don't really like korine that much. it's not that i think the movies i've seen by him are bad, i just don't think they're that good. i even thought gummo was boring and pointless and kinda dumb.

[Meatplow]

his films tend to suffer from that, still there are usually a few scenes that are quite impressive which bring him the praise he gets

[easylee]

oh man you've got me all figured out

i do mulder

[MattyBlade]

for me its step up to the streets. Dunno it might be the crappy music or using hip dancing as a replacement for plot and engaging characters but this movie pisses me off a lot.

what other films just really grind your gears?

the end of easy rider REALLY pisses me off every time.

[easylee]

Were not really told that she is hot

they state it several times when she first appears

[Meatplow]

the end of easy rider REALLY pisses me off every time.

what was wrong with the end? I thought it was quite fitting

[Matt?]

Bubble, and "mumblecore" in general. this style is almost always so obnoxiously poor in all aspects, be it asthetics, acting, plot, etc... it's like the point is to make an extremely underwhelming film. bubble in general has got to be one of the most boring predictable pointless movies i have seen. and i really like soderbergh too so like i didn't see it coming.

[Tillius]

Amanda Peet is ugly though.

I must have missed something somewhere along the way of growing up.

[cobert]

they state it several times when she first appears

well I probably just pushed that out of my memory because she's totally not

[easylee]

http://desourcesure.com/uploadv3/amanda_peet.jpg

[Jawaharal]

i'd hit it

[Tillius]

It really depends on the Amanda Peet era in question.

I'd totally tap it in The Whole Nine Yards.

[Pop music sucks]

She's hot. Definately tappable.

[Titan50]

Oh yes, and I also hate movies where we're told that a certain character is incredibly hot despite the fact the actress playing her is minging. (See: Renee Zelwegger, Kate Hudson, and so on...)


http://somethingboutrenes.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/hottie_and_the_nottie.jpg

[RetiredAt22]

mmmmm STDs

[Strum]

which reminds me:

Matthew McConaughey pisses me off esp in his romantic comedies.

I soooo back this statement, I ****ing hate his stupid head in this poster, it's like he's gritting his teeth while thinking "I really wish I cut deeper"

http://www.entertainmentwallpaper.com/images/desktops/movie/ghosts_of_girlfriends_past01.jpg

[Aaron]

Roadtrip movies / Coming of Age movies.
Sports movies.
Feel good movies where ironically everything bad happens.
Films that are so obviously orientated at women they patronise them.
Romantic comedies.
Unneccesarily violent movies.
Horror movies where the bad guys motivation is piss weak.
David Lynch style movies where there's no real point apart from confusing you.
War movies that glorify government and the military.
Movies that are full of advertising and product placement.
THE ****ING SPICE GIRLS MOVIE.
Movies about people having personal crisis'.
Dance movies.
Pointless drug filled movies.
Movies that are unnessesarily religious.
Movies that are unnessesarily anti-religious.
Movies that have terrible science in them [ahem, the core].

[EightMilesHigh]

Anything with Jennifer Aniston trying to extend her fifteen minutes of fame after Friends/Brad Pitt.

[Woosah]

I thought she was okay in Office Space

[cobert]

every movie

[Already_Taken]

aladdin. has the girl no self-respect?

and this is a children's movie? grr

[cobert]

and by every movie I mean every movie except for To Wong Foo,Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar.

[SugarCoatedSour]

Nah dude. I watched the first half hour with my friends, expecting it to be your average movie but kinda weird. I got that far in and finally I just shouted "what the **** is happening this is stupid". So my friend had to explain to me that it's all metaphors about this spatula having a baby or some **** blah blah. So we rewind to the beginning and I watch it with metaphors in mind. And yet still there must be something I missed because I don't have a ****ing clue why someone would watch that for enjoyment.

The whole think reeks of try-too-hard

Okay, you've justified your standing (which justifies this response)

Stick to the basics. You watch something on the pretense of "enjoyment" but thats a general term for much more subjective individual bs. Keep your own bs out of the film if it's something new to you and something that you're actually looking to appreciate.

That film in particular favors freer elements rather than guiding you by hand through the film like a "movie"

[Titan50]

Roadtrip movies / Coming of Age movies.


http://faithinfocus.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/little-miss-sunshine-posters.jpg

F.uck you

[Jamais_Vu]

and by every movie I mean every movie except for To Wong Foo,Thanks For Everything Julie Newmar.

Lol, that movie was hilarious.

[Moon Flavor]

Okay, you've justified your standing (which justifies this response)

Stick to the basics. You watch something on the pretense of "enjoyment" but thats a general term for much more subjective individual bs. Keep your own bs out of the film if it's something new to you and something that you're actually looking to appreciate.

That film in particular favors freer elements rather than guiding you by hand through the film like a "movie"

I guess. I dunno....still felt like he was trying too hard on that one.

But I guess I see what you're saying

[KittensandScorpions]

Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed.

[Already_Taken]

sicko

[Meatplow]

road movies own

[iarescientists]

I guess. I dunno....still felt like he was trying too hard on that one.

But I guess I see what you're saying

i'm pretty sure david lynch doesn't "try" at all

[thedeadwalk!]

He takes his little notebook to write dreams in during the middle of the night too seriously.

;p

[Aaron]

*little miss sunshine*

F.uck you
Good acting ruined by terrible framing and lighting. Just what I wanted in a film.

[Meatplow]

Aaron White. film critic extraordinaire

[Jaundice]

Fargo, Rear Window, Flight Plan, etc

[simplephotographinthesun]

http://blog.afi.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/juno-poster2-big.jpg

[Woosah]

I hated that movie

[Let's Chop Cats!]

anything by Darron Aronofsky
any of the indie flicks mentioned already (little miss sunshine, juno)

[Jawaharal]

Fargo, Rear Window, Flight Plan, etc

flight plan sucked so bad

[Titan50]

http://blog.afi.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/juno-poster2-big.jpg

I really wanna watch that :/

[Tripp_chaos]

Ones that don't have a ****ing proper ending and just drop off dead and then what do they do to add insult to my already broken eyes no ****ing sequel even to try and wrap things up... Nope just a movie that kind of did good then **** off the face of the earth...

[Led_Zep_Bonham]

Any film with a commercial attempting to frighten, and anything related.

[Badmoon]

2001: A Space Odessy

Like I got the friggin' patience for that.

Ten minutes to watch the title -- jesus. I realize most believe it is an amazing movie, and that the story behind it is actually very good and fascinating -- I do believe the story is. When I read a synopsis of the film, I was very interested in the story. But I just cannot handle the extreme slowness of the film.

And I fell asleep three times while watching Once Upon A Time in Mexico. I prefer El Mariachi easily, but haven't seen either in years. So whatever...

[Meatplow]

you should watch solaris then

[EightMilesHigh]

I seem to be in the middle on Juno :-/ Like, I thought it was a decent comedy, but some people seem to either love it or completely trash it saying it "sold out indie culture" or whatever.

Damn me not knowing the right opinions on pop culture :upset:

[DeckerDontPlay]

2001: A Space Odessy

Like I got the friggin' patience for that.




Ive been waiting for someone to say this. **** that movie

[EightMilesHigh]

Good acting ruined by terrible framing and lighting. Just what I wanted in a film.

You thought Little Miss Sunshine was ruined by "bad framing?" You pedantic ****.

[Detective Dan]

Movies that really don't make sense. And then people berate you for "not getting it" when in reality they don't get it either and have to stretch their minds and logic to find an ounce of substance.

i.e. David Lynch, Videodrome, etc etc

[Matt?]

wait so do you hate the movies or the fans of the movie?

or do you hate yourself for not getting the movies?

[crunkaholic]

I've only seen the trailer for it, but the movie where two skanks who are getting married have to out wedding each other. And any movie in the same vein.

That ben stein movie expelled also was frightening and made me bellicose.

[Aaron]

You thought Little Miss Sunshine was ruined by "bad framing?" You pedantic ****.
I used to be a gaffer's assistant; I expect the lighting to suit the tone of the film and the camera pointed in the right direction. I don't think they're both hard things for 300 people on a set to do collectively. If it's done intentionally, sure it can have affect, but if it's just sub-par technique then I'm going to pick it apart, like it quite obviously was.

[Iskandar]

Aaron White. film critic extraordinaireHis name isn't White.

[horseypie]

im gunna guess it was a joke cuz im fair sure meatplow would know aarons last name

[honourosis]

anything by Darron Aronofsky
any of the indie flicks mentioned already (little miss sunshine, juno)
yeah


"Hollywood actor-does-a-Sundance-flick" type movies

[Nosferatu]

No Country For Old Men.

because of all the praise it gets even though it is a quintessential mediocre film.

[easylee]

naw its awesome because people get holes shot in them and **** shut the **** up

[Meatplow]

His name isn't White.

I know, the guy sends me text messages all the time :p

[Aaron]

Yep. Just sent you one then.

[RunAmokRampant]

His name isn't White.

I think its a play on Armond White

[MattyBlade]

what was wrong with the end? I thought it was quite fitting

you like watching the main characters get blown away by a shotgun? I didn't =( they were cool.

[MattyBlade]

Also the end of the Thing is pretty bad. "Let's just...sit awhile..and see what happens"

COME ON NOW ****ING GAY

[Matt?]

ahhhh i love that ending

[Jonny]

Oh yeah, horror films in which they try to shoehorn in a shocking twist at the end, even if it doesn't make sense (See: Almost any slasher flick or torture porn movie)

While we're on the subject I also hate the term torture porn. I also hate torture porn.

[Meatplow]

you like watching the main characters get blown away by a shotgun? I didn't =( they were cool.

In context of where the rest of the film was leading I felt it was a denouement that represented the excitement of the psychadelic 60's coming to an end.

On that note, I really want to see Gimme Shelter.

[Matt?]

gosh aaron you were a gaffers assistant? you must have learned how to make a good pot of coffee

[Woosah]

Juno

[General Patton]

Juno

I hated that movie. How the hell was it so popular? It wasn't at all as good as people made it out to be.

[beans]

any of the spoof movies

Date Movie, Dance Flick, Disaster Movie

and so on

make me want to rip my eyes out

[Kickflip_Burrito]

I hate chick flicks that basically state that it's always the guys fault even if she was a bitch...


Word! So true dawg. My girlfriend and I watched 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' (needless to say, its crap but oh well, we had a lazy night in) and the Superhero, played by Uma Thurman, treated Luke Wilson's character like crap, it was horrible. Then HE is made to look like the douche cos he doesn't like her anymore and falls for the lovely Anna Faris.

This then prompted a dispute between me and my girlfriend over who is the real douche here. I seriously refused to back down over this one.

[Aaron]

gosh aaron you were a gaffers assistant? you must have learned how to tell the difference between tungsten and white-halogen stock tubes.
Yeah pretty much.

[Jim]

Happy Feet

"You'll leave the cinema's tapping your feet!" they said. What a self-righteous load of crap. Hollywood - saving the world one dancing penguin at a time!

[Matt?]

Yeah pretty much.

practically anyone that lives in a house with electricity can tell the difference...

[Aaron]

Congratulations.

[Nosferatu]

Also the end of the Thing is pretty bad. "Let's just...sit awhile..and see what happens"

COME ON NOW ****ING GAY

please tell me you're joking. The Thing is classic. and the ending is perfectly fine.

[Matt?]

Congratulations.

i'm sure being gaffers assistant was pretty enlightening when you came home and could tell your friends about how you stocked your room full of white light

it's too bad for all of us ignorant folks who can't tell when a scene isn't properly "bathed in light"

if only we could all be gaffers assistants! i'd finally know whether to switch to cfl's or not.

[ohcleverhansyou]

Word! So true dawg. My girlfriend and I watched 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' (needless to say, its crap but oh well, we had a lazy night in) and the Superhero, played by Uma Thurman, treated Luke Wilson's character like crap, it was horrible. Then HE is made to look like the douche cos he doesn't like her anymore and falls for the lovely Anna Faris.

This then prompted a dispute between me and my girlfriend over who is the real douche here. I seriously refused to back down over this one.

There's no need for you to fight for Luke Wilson's honor. End this.

[Mr. Ron]

usually films that are watched by indie kids.

[mph4ever]

anything without a story and relies on cgi and noise so pretty much anything that comes out these days except mr. bean among others and lord of the rings

[Detective Dan]

Pretty much any move that gets a cult or underground following is bound to be awful.

[Strum]

clockwork orange was only ok it wasnt great

I've never seen eraserhead and really don't care to

any black film made after the year 2000

B grade sequels that use the blockbuster name of it's predecessor. Starship Troopers 3, Lack Placid 2 for eg.

[Iskandar]

Happy Feet

"You'll leave the cinema's tapping your feet!" they said. What a self-righteous load of crap. Hollywood - saving the world one dancing penguin at a time!It was weird but kind of cool. I liked it.

[Mr. Ron]

clerks


my god I hate that film so much and their fans are even worse

[thedeadwalk!]

First Iron Man, and now Clerks?! Do you not like fun?!

[Mr. Ron]

idk I just found it to be boring

[RetiredAt21]

Word! So true dawg. My girlfriend and I watched 'My Super Ex-Girlfriend' (needless to say, its crap but oh well, we had a lazy night in) and the Superhero, played by Uma Thurman, treated Luke Wilson's character like crap, it was horrible. Then HE is made to look like the douche cos he doesn't like her anymore and falls for the lovely Anna Faris.

This then prompted a dispute between me and my girlfriend over who is the real douche here. I seriously refused to back down over this one.

lol Anna Faris

[Kickflip_Burrito]

There's no need for you to fight for Luke Wilson's honor. End this.


Haha, Luke Wilson sucks.

I wasn't really fighting for Luke Wilson, it was the principal that if a guy is getting treated like crap from his gf, its understandable that he's gonna wanna leave her for someone better and inevitable they will like someone else. There's nothing wrong with that.

[rasputin]

from one i've seen recently, valkyrie pissed me off. from the very beginning with the narration in german discreetly changing into tom cruise narrating in english, i just wanted to punch him in the face. pretty much the entire movie i wanted to ruin his ****.