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Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:08 PM
hair, nails, skin, face shape, chemical services


that's like, the ONLY thing I really really (really really) know about.


questions?

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 09:32 PM
should i cut it with a towel or a scissor

i only have one scissor i need one more for a pair

TojesDolan
04-19-2009, 09:32 PM
Not a question...

but I like my hair long

but I hate that people don't take me seriously professionally

so I'll trim it

beso negro
04-19-2009, 09:33 PM
how do i stop my balding

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 09:33 PM
my eyes are mad jacked up what should i do

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 09:33 PM
how does one conquer a cowlick

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 09:34 PM
my hair is thin and balding and kinda curly. basically should i just shave it all off?

808
04-19-2009, 09:35 PM
How do I keep my hair shiny? I was told to wash it with warm-hot water and then rinse it out with cold water to lock in the beauty or whatever.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 09:35 PM
im balding but in the shape of scissors

does this mean someone is cutting it orrr

uncus_my_son
04-19-2009, 09:35 PM
how can i make a buzz cut happen easier
my theory is that the buzz cut has much more potential than has been discovered yet and if i can harness the power i can make shi tons of $$

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 09:36 PM
not to mention all the hiar you cud get

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 09:37 PM
is it safe to use a kitchen knife to trim my pubic region

TojesDolan
04-19-2009, 09:37 PM
this got unserious quite fast

i'd moderate it if this was my territory

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 09:38 PM
ya bvut no takes ur mod srs with all that hiars everywhere

uncus_my_son
04-19-2009, 09:38 PM
not to mention all the hiar you cud get
ya id build a mansion w/ it


edit damn you kids need to calm down

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 09:38 PM
does that nair shower gel or whatever the **** actually work

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 09:38 PM
holy **** theres like almost 100 hairs on me right now

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 09:39 PM
I want to look heaps profesh for interviews, so should I part my hair and get it trimmed short in the sides to accomplish this

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:40 PM
(*The Noonward Race*) should i cut it with a towel or a scissor

i only have one scissor i need one more for a pair

i dont know what the hell that means, explain that again, and make it less... confusing

beso negro how do i stop my balding
try rogaine, or scalp treatments

die of starvation my eyes are mad jacked up what should i do in what way do you mean "jacked up"

Already_Taken my hair is thin and balding and kinda curly. basically should i just shave it all off?


it depends what you like. pics?
Mr. Ron how does one conquer a cowlick

you cant, sorry bro. you just have to learn to deal with it, style around it, and cut around it.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 09:41 PM
haha ron has a cowlick

horseypie
04-19-2009, 09:41 PM
i have strawberry blonde hair so its perfect the way it is

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:41 PM
omg kids, slow down

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 09:41 PM
in what way do you mean "jacked up"
like the whole deal they blood shot and got dark circles and just generally ****

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 09:41 PM
stfu jordamn

haha jean Claude jordamn

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 09:42 PM
like the whole deal they blood shot and got dark circles and just generally ****
broski those are the eyes of a cat in college nothing can solve it I have rings under my eyes from staying up late click clacking on the com,pyter typing up mad **** to look profesh for my profs

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:44 PM
how can i make a buzz cut happen easier
my theory is that the buzz cut has much more potential than has been discovered yet and if i can harness the power i can make shi tons of $$

buy clippers, put on a clipper guard that will achieve the desired length, and go for it.

its hard to go wrong.

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:44 PM
like the whole deal they blood shot and got dark circles and just generally ****

visine/clear eyes, and for the dark circles use green correction makeup in a stick, or try concealer

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:45 PM
I want to look heaps profesh for interviews, so should I part my hair and get it trimmed short in the sides to accomplish this

pic, bro.

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 09:46 PM
Tway wears makeup hahahahahha

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:47 PM
How do I keep my hair shiny? I was told to wash it with warm-hot water and then rinse it out with cold water to lock in the beauty or whatever.

okay, shampoo with HYDRATING shampoo, condition with a 3-5 minute deep conditioner, rinse with cool water, when styling/letting air dry/whatever put in a leave in conditioner (I like Redken), then when dry apply a shine creme/spray (I like "After Party" creme by TIGI BedHead)

beso negro
04-19-2009, 09:47 PM
Tway wears makeup hahahahahha

so do i. it helps cover my acne scars. maybe tway has the same problem.

uncus_my_son
04-19-2009, 09:48 PM
buy clippers, put on a clipper guard that will achieve the desired length, and go for it.

its hard to go wrong.

no you dont get it im not trying to learn how to buzz my hair im already a grand master at that
im asking how do i make it even easier like maybe a robotic arm comes out of the clippers and sticked to your counter w/ a suction cup and then it mathematically knows how to cover ever inch of your head
those are the kinds of ideas that will make us rich


edit or maybe the cord that plugs into the outlet is connected to hundreds of metal joints which allow it to float in mid air and move automatically and it could extend for 300 feet so that no matter how big your house is it can follow you around w/ infrared censors

horseypie
04-19-2009, 09:48 PM
i dont really have acne scars but i grew a beard to hide my face

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:48 PM
does that nair shower gel or whatever the **** actually work

buy Sally Hansen spray-on hair remover foam (for coarse hair)

Spray on evenly, wait 3-10 minutes, then wipe off.

When I use it, I use the back of a razor to take it off.

no irritation, no ingrown hairs, no red bumps.

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 09:48 PM
cool

visine/clear eyes, and for the dark circles use green correction makeup in a stick, or try concealer

idk if i can do that i think ppl would think less of me

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 09:49 PM
majesty do you know why my beard is a diff color from my hair???? My hair is light bronw but my beard is sort of orange-ish so

Led_Zep_Bonham
04-19-2009, 09:49 PM
i have strawberry blonde hair so its perfect the way it is

Said proper, fellow strawb'ry blondeguy . . . and ironically enough, my last name translates to 'young horse' from czech . . . *twilight zone music begin*

horseypie
04-19-2009, 09:50 PM
majesty do you know why my beard is a diff color from my hair???? My hair is light bronw but my beard is sort of orange-ish so

lol mr rons a ranga

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 09:50 PM
majesty do you know why my beard is a diff color from my hair???? My hair is light bronw but my beard is sort of orange-ish so

that's the best configuration of head hair and beard hair colors u should run with it

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:51 PM
so do i. it helps cover my acne scars. maybe tway has the same problem.

there is certain makeup (normally in creme form) that if applied, will help fill in concave spots on your face. So if you have a pockmark it will fill it in. (it normally contains collagen and elastin to help fill in the indentation.)

It makes makeup application easier and makes the makeup appear more even.

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 09:51 PM
lol mr rons a ranga
a power ranga????? if so i want to b billy

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:53 PM
majesty do you know why my beard is a diff color from my hair???? My hair is light bronw but my beard is sort of orange-ish so

Im actually not sure why that happens. I would assume its because as your facial hair grows the melanin (eumelanin) in the keratin is simply a different color. The hair on your scalp has pheomelanin, which causes the darker color.

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 09:53 PM
k majesty should the guy on the left shave it off? http://i496.photobucket.com/albums/rr323/disablingpeach/n23930375_31873148_5184.jpg
(he's only gotten balder since)

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 09:55 PM
Im actually not sure why that happens. I would assume its because as your facial hair grows the melanin (eumelanin) in the keratin is simply a different color. The hair on your scalp has pheomelanin, which causes the darker color.
oh Jesus mary and Joseph i'm a god damned x-man

adb
04-19-2009, 09:57 PM
should I cut my pubes

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:57 PM
Nah, its cute.

Im curious, if he (im assuming he=you) grows it out, do the curls get weighed down or do they stay consistent with that picture. If you/he has thin hair, Id guess the curls dont get weighed down..

but really, if you wanna buzz it , go for it. When it starts to grow back, it's possible that there will be an odd wave pattern when it's shorter.

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 09:57 PM
no my hair grows horizontal

808
04-19-2009, 09:58 PM
Cut that ****.

Majesty
04-19-2009, 09:58 PM
should I cut my pubes

tbh, no one likes a bush (and by no one I mean.. non-creepy people), so trim it if you want to.

808
04-19-2009, 09:59 PM
oh Jesus mary and Joseph i'm a god damned x-man

It's not that strange at all, really. There's this one person at my school who has blond hair on his head but then his facial hair is ginger.

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 10:00 PM
It's not that strange at all, really. There's this one person at my school who has blond hair on his head but then his facial hair is ginger.
i could have cyclops vision

but no i get different colored facial hair what kind of lame radioactive substance did fall into ffs

adb
04-19-2009, 10:01 PM
tbh, no one likes a bush (and by no one I mean.. non-creepy people), so trim it if you want to.

k I'll post pics

808
04-19-2009, 10:02 PM
i could have cyclops vision

but no i get different colored facial hair what kind of lame radioactive substance did fall into ffs

If your beard is red, that means I can call you barbarossa.

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 10:03 PM
If your beard is red, that means I can call you barbarossa.
ok well Mr. Ron is here to stay so idk about that

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 10:04 PM
my facial hair light brown my head hair is way dark

horseypie
04-19-2009, 10:04 PM
join our club mr ron we cant go out in the sun for long periods of time

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 10:05 PM
cool thanks majesty for your honest opininon

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 10:05 PM
join our club mr ron we cant go out in the sun for long periods of time
my hair turns blond in the sun the ladies like ti what can I say

horseypie
04-19-2009, 10:06 PM
hey mine too!

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 10:07 PM
hey mine too!
twinzies

horseypie
04-19-2009, 10:09 PM
we can cruize together for chickie babes

Majesty
04-19-2009, 10:11 PM
cool thanks majesty for your honest opinion

well, I think longish curly hair is cute.
straight hair is too, and everything, but curly hair is just really cute.
idk.

either way, if you have thin hair and you cut it, it could be more noticeable.

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 10:12 PM
we can cruize together for chickie babes
ugh i'm so excited

horseypie
04-19-2009, 10:19 PM
same hey

Majesty
04-19-2009, 10:29 PM
ugh..

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 10:36 PM
wat can i do about dark circles that isnt makeup

Majesty
04-19-2009, 10:48 PM
sleep more, eat better.

uncus_my_son
04-19-2009, 10:49 PM
heres how you get rid of the dark circles
7 oz of white sultana raisins
7 oz of senna
9 z of rose hips extract

steam white sultana raisins in 1 quart of water
do the same with senna
infuse for 30 minutes
filter liquids
mix both luquids in a 2 quart bottle
add Rose Hips Extract into the same bottle
Fill the bottle up with boiled water

0zzyTornado
04-19-2009, 10:49 PM
sydney will u go on msn????

Majesty
04-19-2009, 10:50 PM
im ON msn.

0zzyTornado
04-19-2009, 10:51 PM
am i blocked?

Majesty
04-19-2009, 10:52 PM
oh, um, you might be

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 10:53 PM
sleep more, eat better.

**** that i want quick fix

Majesty
04-19-2009, 10:56 PM
makeup.

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 10:57 PM
grrrr im ragin

DJ Ducksauce
04-19-2009, 10:57 PM
The musical?

asdf
04-19-2009, 10:57 PM
but curly hair is just really cute.
idk.
aw thanks Majesty

0zzyTornado
04-19-2009, 11:01 PM
ur hair is very attractive slash

Majesty
04-19-2009, 11:04 PM
..mhmm..

Klown
04-19-2009, 11:06 PM
how do i harvest the gold from my hair?

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 11:07 PM
lol

Majesty
04-19-2009, 11:09 PM
gold miner.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 11:12 PM
if have a table with nine hair and i add hair here and there why am i putting hair on a table?

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 11:16 PM
hear that guys majesty thinks im cute

Klown
04-19-2009, 11:17 PM
how many hairs should i have altogether

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 11:18 PM
http://i42.tinypic.com/2vjd11y.jpg



http://i40.tinypic.com/2mzaxs6.jpg




http://i41.tinypic.com/2ccxylz.jpg



http://i42.tinypic.com/r9hely.jpg

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 11:18 PM
what time are u s'posed to add a shampoo on a hair

Klown
04-19-2009, 11:18 PM
omg.

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 11:19 PM
mr ron

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 11:24 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/9syus8.jpg

Majesty
04-19-2009, 11:28 PM
what time are u s'posed to add a shampoo on a hair

uhmm..

seriously?

Just shampoo & condition your hair BEFORE you wash your body. Shampoo and conditioner have oils in them that can clog pores.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 11:29 PM
u tell me if srsly

Nostalgia
04-19-2009, 11:43 PM
I have pretty long, curly hair that's about down to my shoulders. I wash it regularly, but I'm starting to form dreads in the back because of how thick it is.

wtf do i do hoebag

Majesty
04-19-2009, 11:45 PM
shampoo with hydrating shampoo, condition (focus on the nape area), and pick through it after you towel dry it.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 11:46 PM
lol i can wash my hair

Nostalgia
04-19-2009, 11:47 PM
Ok thanks dear. And btw, I stayed at a pretty elegant hotel the other day and took the shampoo and conditioner. Do you know of the general quality of hotel shampoos or is this too broad of a question?

GorgeousGabe
04-19-2009, 11:51 PM
I don't use shampoo, my hair smells nice on its own

Only shampoo when I put new color in it and I need to bleed the excess dye out

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 11:53 PM
yeah so your hair is obviously impervious to the things that effect everyone else's hair. cool guy

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 11:55 PM
gorgeousgabe u alarm me

Majesty
04-19-2009, 11:56 PM
Ok thanks dear. And btw, I stayed at a pretty elegant hotel the other day and took the shampoo and conditioner. Do you know of the general quality of hotel shampoos or is this too broad of a question?

kalahari

and actually, I like the super 8 conditioner

Majesty
04-19-2009, 11:58 PM
yeah so your hair is obviously impervious to the things that effect everyone else's hair. cool guy

ahaa.

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 12:02 AM
naah it's really not an issue. people in a lot of other parts of the world don't use shampoo on a daily basis. It's not always healthy to, and your body does a good job of keeping your hair nice. or, some people's bodies do.

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 12:02 AM
gortesquegabe

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 12:08 AM
Aaah he doesn't spend money to buy product that didn't even exist for most of human existence to cleanse his hair! How bizarre how grotesque

caps pwned, : (

Led_Zep_Bonham
04-20-2009, 12:11 AM
Hair product became essential after the creation of beer.


durrrrrski

Majesty
04-20-2009, 12:12 AM
Shampoo can strip your hair of natural oils, yes, but people with over-production of sebum need to wash their hair daily. If you arent washing your hair every other day it's more than likely that you'll have hair that is limp and dull looking. Shampooing and conditioning on a regular basis helps keep your hair shiny and healthy.

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 12:16 AM
for me it really depends on the weather, but... that feels more natural to me. yeah my hair gets strung out sometimes, but not to a point that it bothers me.

Also if I shampoo every day the color comes out so quickly and it defeats the purpose of it....

I've also just found that my natural oils keep my hair stronger than shampoo. wrong shampoo could be the culprit but I don't mind the way my hair maintains itself.

I think more people should try going without shampoo. it's not for everyone but many people's hair would stay just fine without daily shampoo

shampoo on an irregular schedule also doesn't make sense, because when you shampoo, like you said, it strips your hair of its natural oils... and those oils can take a couple of days to replenish, so basically if you shampoo every other or every third day, your hair will only be nice when you shampoo because in the meantime your hair won't be maintaining itself naturally

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 12:18 AM
gabe u r filth

Majesty
04-20-2009, 12:25 AM
for me it really depends on the weather, but... that feels more natural to me. yeah my hair gets strung out sometimes, but not to a point that it bothers me.

Also if I shampoo every day the color comes out so quickly and it defeats the purpose of it....

I've also just found that my natural oils keep my hair stronger than shampoo. wrong shampoo could be the culprit but I don't mind the way my hair maintains itself.

I think more people should try going without shampoo. it's not for everyone but many people's hair would stay just fine without daily shampoo

shampoo on an irregular schedule also doesn't make sense, because when you shampoo, like you said, it strips your hair of its natural oils... and those oils can take a couple of days to replenish, so basically if you shampoo every other or every third day, your hair will only be nice when you shampoo because in the meantime your hair won't be maintaining itself naturally

No, because if you condition it, it replenishes the oils that way.

are you gay? why do you care so much about hair?

horseypie
04-20-2009, 12:37 AM
gorgeous gabe more like gorgeous gaybe

class
04-20-2009, 12:40 AM
my face shape is all wrong what do i do thx

Majesty
04-20-2009, 12:43 AM
plastic surgery

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 12:44 AM
It's my hair, I like it. That's all there is to it. Why do you ask- are you gay?

I meant if you shampoo & condition irregularly, it makes no sense. If you're on product you gotta stick to it. If you're off it, it makes no sense to indulge occasionally. Either way will **** the rhythm of the other way up. You gotta stick to your plan stan

class
04-20-2009, 12:45 AM
no $

nevertoolate
04-20-2009, 12:46 AM
I'm just annoyed coz I wanna shave my head but the missus wont have it.........

class
04-20-2009, 12:49 AM
tell your mom to shut up and do what you want mathjic
imo

ridethelib
04-20-2009, 12:50 AM
Do you let everyone run your life?

<3<3<3
04-20-2009, 12:50 AM
I don't know whether I should grow my hair out again or not. Should I have a short, medium, or long style for medium-thickish straight hair?

Can long hair be fashionable for a non-metal head, non-hippie?

class
04-20-2009, 12:52 AM
I don't know whether I should grow my hair out again or not. Should I have a short, medium, or long style for medium-thickish straight hair?

Can long hair be fashionable for a non-metal head, non-hippie?

http://www.hji.co.uk/hjimages/images/qhs2119/hji/medium/2002-men-long.jpg

http://www.joy2day.com/fashion-and-showbiz/men-corner/hair-styles/asian/images/Punk%20Hair%20Style%20Man,%20Long%20Hair%20Style,% 20Highlight%20-%20brunette%20&%20brown.jpg

JohnXDoe3
04-20-2009, 01:02 AM
maj how does one make Skittle hair like yours is sometimes? what is the technique?

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 01:05 AM
make Skittle hair like yours is sometimes?

JohnXDoe3
04-20-2009, 01:27 AM
http://i43.tinypic.com/xe1y7p.jpg

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 02:03 AM
that looks like my hair if my hair was a girl's hair

nevertoolate
04-20-2009, 04:05 AM
tell your mom to shut up and do what you want mathjic
imo

no you missed the point, my wife, I was talking about, threatening to withhold priveledges and I can't have that now can I??

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 04:10 AM
that looks like my hair if my hair was a girl's hair
if that looks like
ur hair
u wear
girl hair

Panopticon
04-20-2009, 07:19 AM
I can't think of ways to style my hair. halp it is this long and this many.

http://photos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs009.snc1/2875_96851030259_500640259_2888454_7573215_n.jpg

horseypie
04-20-2009, 07:40 AM
no you missed the point, my wife, I was talking about, threatening to withhold priveledges and I can't have that now can I??

put her into her place dude
physical violence is the answer

jcober
04-20-2009, 09:05 AM
trim the shaft? y/n

Jonny
04-20-2009, 09:16 AM
What's the difference between gel, wax and moose?

808
04-20-2009, 09:22 AM
mousse*

Gel and spray are used to keep hair stiff to hold the style or whatever. Mousse is used to add volume and shine to the hair, bro. I read that in a girls magazine.

Jonny
04-20-2009, 09:31 AM
mousse*

Gel and spray are used to keep hair stiff to hold the style or whatever. Mousse is used to add volume and shine to the hair, bro. I read that in a girls magazine.

So if, say, I wanted my quite thick hair to be a little spikey-sticky-uppy but across rather than vertically, what product did your girly mag say would be best to use?

808
04-20-2009, 09:33 AM
They would probably say that your hair would look stupid and to go for something a little less retarded. Really, no one should ever use gel or spray.

I don't know about wax. It's like gel but it doesn't harden.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 09:34 AM
dei knows about wax but hes not telling you

Jonny
04-20-2009, 09:35 AM
They would probably say that your hair would look stupid and to go for something a little less retarded. Really, no one should ever use gel or spray.

I don't know about wax. It's like gel but it doesn't harden.

Oh, thanks dude. :/

I wouldn't use spray cos that's really gay and I don't like gel cos it's sticky and shiny

808
04-20-2009, 09:36 AM
I like my dicks greasy.

Jonny
04-20-2009, 09:41 AM
Is that like regular chewing gum or do I need a special kind?

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 09:45 AM
this is dumb who cares about hair lets just flame me instead

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 09:48 AM
oh thats it

Klown
04-20-2009, 09:59 AM
yo‪

Klown
04-20-2009, 09:59 AM
what is the recommended hair length

Klown
04-20-2009, 10:06 AM
hey light flantastic **** you!!

Klown
04-20-2009, 10:20 AM
wtf my hair isnt curly like some jew

Titan50
04-20-2009, 10:31 AM
Thinking of dying my hair black. Do you recommend going to a professional and doing it, or just buying some from Superdrug or w/e

uncus_my_son
04-20-2009, 11:26 AM
damn sup clown
you got any other pics

sweboy
04-20-2009, 11:40 AM
klown bro what happened to your boobs

semi
04-20-2009, 12:05 PM
this got unserious quite fast

i'd moderate it if this was my territorygood thing its not

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 01:52 PM
mod wars

have it out

enemytopublic2
04-20-2009, 05:05 PM
Thinking of dying my hair black. Do you recommend going to a professional and doing it, or just buying some from Superdrug or w/e

if you're doing it just one colour, might as well just buy it and do it yourself, but if you want anything fancy, go somewhere and get it done.

Majesty
04-20-2009, 06:05 PM
http://i43.tinypic.com/xe1y7p.jpg

pick out your colors. decide which color you want where. start with the color that will be the "base" color (for me it's red in that picture.) Apply cholesterol to the hair you want to remain unchanged during the haircoloring process. clip the section off with a non-metal clip. apply haircolor to the hair (do not massage into scalp, blah blah blah, read manufacturer's instructions for time, etc.)

if the color your applying next is darker than the base color, apply cholesterol to the hair not being colored.. (so apply cholesterol to the red), section that off to the side, then proceed with coloring that chunk of hair.

Amit
04-20-2009, 06:08 PM
i've been losing my hair since 13

so i just shave it all :]:[

Majesty
04-20-2009, 06:10 PM
Thinking of dying my hair black. Do you recommend going to a professional and doing it, or just buying some from Superdrug or w/e

Having a professional do it normally creates less of a mess, but since it's not bleach & it's just one all-over color, I'd do it myself.

Be careful what's around you, though. Wear clothes you dont care about, make sure you clean any surface immediately if it gets the color on it, put a towel around your neck to catch color drips, and keep a wet washcloth on hand to wipe up spills.

Color wont penetrate porcelain, but if you color your hair in a room with light colored walls it will stain. If you do end up staining something, buy a Mr.Clean Magic Eraser, wet it down, and scrub off the stain. That normally works well for lightening the stain, if not completely removing it.

Amit
04-20-2009, 06:10 PM
how do you know so much about hair and stuff anyway are you a gay?

Majesty
04-20-2009, 06:18 PM
What's the difference between gel, wax and moose?

gel is sometimes pliable, and sometimes it hardens. Gel is good for styles that are meant to look "perfect," as in, you dont want it to look like there is a stray hair here or there.

wax is pliable, it is normally added to damp or dry hair. It can be added specifically to the roots for volume, or all over for more control. People use it for "messy" hair.

Mousse is normally used with a blowdryer. its often applied at the roots for volume. It does not stay sticky, and is often not pliable, but flexible instead.

Majesty
04-20-2009, 06:19 PM
how do you know so much about hair and stuff anyway are you a gay?

ahaa, because Im a cosmetologist.


It's okay for me to know about hair, I'm a girl.

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 06:21 PM
But it's not OK for ME to know about hair because I'm GAY?

Amit
04-20-2009, 06:21 PM
NO IT'S NOT OKAY GIRLS SHOULD NOT KNOW ANYTHING

jokes

it's awesome that you're offering your knowledge to this community; i wish you the best of luck

btw sometimes my scalp gets irritated and peel-y/flake-y when i shave my head too often with my clippers; what can i do to avoid the peeling/flaking? put some aloe?

0zzyTornado
04-20-2009, 06:29 PM
put some crisco u balding piece of trash

beso negro
04-20-2009, 06:38 PM
try jojoba oil amit

Agr1m
04-20-2009, 08:09 PM
ahaa, because Im a cosmetologist.


It's okay for me to know about hair, I'm a girl.
Are you really?

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 08:16 PM
teehee im a gurl 2

SgtPrimus
04-20-2009, 08:17 PM
What do you think of shampoo and conditioner all in one?

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 08:22 PM
terrible idea

SgtPrimus
04-20-2009, 09:10 PM
How about using dog shampoo?

Agr1m
04-20-2009, 09:11 PM
Only for my balls.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 09:12 PM
only for my cats LOOOOOOL

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 09:14 PM
I wonder if anyone shampoos their balls and if it's nice. I never tried

Majesty
04-20-2009, 09:40 PM
Amit NO IT'S NOT OKAY GIRLS SHOULD NOT KNOW ANYTHING

jokes

it's awesome that you're offering your knowledge to this community; i wish you the best of luck

btw sometimes my scalp gets irritated and peel-y/flake-y when i shave my head too often with my clippers; what can i do to avoid the peeling/flaking? put some aloe?

Try cholesterol. If you cant find that (which it should be at walmart in a plastic tub for like, two dollars), then just put really good conditioner on your scalp and massage it in, then leave it on for 5-15 minutes & wash off.

What do you think of shampoo and conditioner all in one?

I dont use it, but it's good for people who like to get in the shower & go. You know what I mean? The thing about the Shampoo/Conditioner combo is that it has more shampooing effect than a conditioning one. You dont get equal parts, butttt if you're someone with short hair/hair that doesnt need conditioning, and you dont need to worry about your hair getting tangle-y and dry, then the combo is fine. :]

beso negro
04-20-2009, 09:42 PM
no no use jojoba oil it's natural conditioners are filled with chemicals.

Majesty
04-20-2009, 09:46 PM
How about using dog shampoo?

It has a lot of the same ingredients in it. The only thing that is different, really, is that they normally aim to make pet shampoo "tearless," where as if you get shampoo in your eye that's specifically for human hair, it's gonna burn.

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 09:48 PM
dog shampoo smells strong as hell dont do it ppl will know u used dog shampoo

Majesty
04-20-2009, 09:53 PM
they will if you're an idiot who uses STINKY, IDENTIFIABLE dog shampoo.

I used to use a shampoo for my cat and dog that smelled like apples, now I use one that smells like the ocean. I really like both. It could pass as a human hair shampoo.

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 09:56 PM
i had some prescription **** cuz my dog always had these bloody sores

808
04-20-2009, 10:34 PM
Aussie shampoo is a-nice.

Klown
04-21-2009, 01:03 AM
do you recommend pubic hair

Badmoon
04-21-2009, 01:16 AM
I got blonde hair. But my eyebrows and pubes/body hair are black.

So naturally, I cannot stand the possibility that any girl believes that I have blonde pubes.

civilization is crumbling

Mexican Bandito
04-21-2009, 04:33 AM
Should I dread my hair again?

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-21-2009, 04:34 AM
sounds psychologically demoralizing

Mexican Bandito
04-21-2009, 04:36 AM
it really isn't

Black Ink
04-21-2009, 06:22 AM
I need to get a haircut today after I go to the gym. It's been like 3 weeks since my last one.

ikikdababy
04-21-2009, 06:54 AM
I haven't had a haircut since January.

I look like a ****ing hippie.

Jonny
04-21-2009, 07:15 AM
sounds psychologically demoralizing

Ha!

Titan50
04-21-2009, 11:59 AM
Should I dread my hair again?

http://graphics2.jsonline.com/graphics/owlive/img/feb05/axl_022705_big.jpg

GorgeousGabe
04-21-2009, 12:12 PM
**** yes

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-21-2009, 12:13 PM
Ha!
!!!

asdf
04-21-2009, 01:15 PM
Sydney I am actually considering dreads, what do you think? I have one sort of hidden one going right now and have for two months, and it looks pretty good. I have the hair for it, but I just don't know if I can handle that kind of commitment to a style/unemployability.

0zzyTornado
04-21-2009, 01:17 PM
pix of current hair

Klown
04-21-2009, 01:18 PM


thems aint dreads br0

Against Miik!
04-21-2009, 01:19 PM
Sydney I am actually considering dreads, what do you think? I have one sort of hidden one going right now and have for two months, and it looks pretty good. I have the hair for it, but I just don't know if I can handle that kind of commitment to a style/unemployability.

You can work at a head shop.

And dreads look horrible on all white people.

So those are two reasons not to get dreads.

All they do is say I don't care how I look, so I'm going to grow this hair because I am making sure everyone knows that I don't care.

hismajestythepope
04-21-2009, 01:20 PM
I think dreads can look cool regardless of ethnicity, tbh.

0zzyTornado
04-21-2009, 01:21 PM
just depends on the person wearing them

asdf
04-21-2009, 01:22 PM
You can work at a head shop.

And dreads look horrible on all white people.

So those are two reasons not to get dreads.

All they do is say I don't care how I look, so I'm going to grow this hair because I am making sure everyone knows that I don't care.
idk I kind of don't care how I look. I have obnoxious curly hair and having dreads would be a lot less maintenance, even when done right.

And tronn my hair looks just as it always has.

Against Miik!
04-21-2009, 01:28 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_w7ilNrFnHH4/SAU7vIE05kI/AAAAAAAAFN4/X5ngApfceB0/s400/jason%2Bcastro.jpg

"I think a bullet in my forehead would really complement my dreadlocks"

http://pro.corbis.com/images/BE073451.jpg?size=67&uid=%7BD5AD6E3C-C267-409F-BC74-B64E2A605EEA%7D

"I grew dreadlocks for religous purposes and because I'm Bob fucking Marley and I can do whatever I want except live to 40"

asdf
04-21-2009, 01:30 PM
If I had hair that would let me pull of some simpler, low maintenance, short hair cut, I would do that. As is I have to spend a half hour combing out all the knots in my hair every time I shower and apply a lot of mousse every time I shower.

Against Miik!
04-21-2009, 01:34 PM
http://planetsave.com/files/2007/08/britney-spears-bald-400a030207.jpg

Klown
04-21-2009, 01:35 PM
http://i41.tinypic.com/xemkpj.jpg

asdf
04-21-2009, 01:36 PM
BRITNEY

If I shave my head, it'll grow back as a seth rogen jewfro I know it

808
04-21-2009, 01:38 PM
No one looks good with dreadlocks.

asdf
04-21-2009, 01:39 PM
No one looks good with a Slash jewfro either, I pretty much have no options.

Mexican Bandito
04-21-2009, 01:39 PM
this is what they were like before

http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs021.snc1/2337_72113445861_701945861_2728585_4031733_n.jpg
http://photos-e.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-sf2p/v232/221/85/701945861/n701945861_1154772_2698.jpg

i think i'd do them slightly thinner next time.

beso negro
04-21-2009, 01:53 PM
I think dreads can look cool regardless of ethnicity, tbh.

agreed do eeet asdf

Gattsu347
04-21-2009, 01:54 PM
i likes girls that look like this
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v314/irishslappop/Monica_Keena_004-1.jpg

asdf
04-21-2009, 02:02 PM
yeah computerized airbrushing really does it for me too

Gattsu347
04-21-2009, 02:06 PM
dont b jealous

asdf
04-21-2009, 02:17 PM
o ya if I had those photoshop skills I would be gainfully employed right now

Klown
04-21-2009, 02:40 PM
airbrushing is the worst thing ever ever

hismajestythepope
04-21-2009, 03:02 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_w7ilNrFnHH4/SAU7vIE05kI/AAAAAAAAFN4/X5ngApfceB0/s400/jason%2Bcastro.jpg"
Dreads working for white dudes:
http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/2/l_e7bed81676ce9f12146df79f9e34acb6.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq0mEfx_vzs

Gattsu347
04-21-2009, 04:00 PM
o ya if I had those photoshop skills I would be gainfully employed right now

not bad, cisco kid

asdf
04-21-2009, 06:16 PM
not bad, cisco kid

I don't think I get this.

Gattsu347
04-21-2009, 06:34 PM
I don't think I get this.

Worry about it.

asdf
04-21-2009, 06:45 PM
I always worry about what people on the internet say

Majesty
04-21-2009, 06:45 PM
I actually like dreads. I think people get the idea that dreads go hand-in-hand with dirty, which is untrue.

I think dreads are cool, but you have to be willing to "start fresh" when you dont want them anymore. I dont think theres any other way to rid of them other than shaving your head.

Unless Mexican Bandito knows anything.

I think dreads can be cool, depending how well they're done and who its on.

As far as should you do it? It's up to you. If you're daring enough, go for it. Hair is hair. You can always grow it back or change it. Thats why I like to experiment with mine.

TriggerNYC
04-21-2009, 06:56 PM
when i do too much cocaine my dick stops working. the prob with that is i loe cocaine, and when i get high i wanna ****. but i cant.

i dont have a question, i just wish i knew how much coke is just the right enough to get high and still have total use of your penis. i guess that is my question.

asdf
04-21-2009, 07:03 PM
I actually like dreads. I think people get the idea that dreads go hand-in-hand with dirty, which is untrue.

I think dreads are cool, but you have to be willing to "start fresh" when you dont want them anymore. I dont think theres any other way to rid of them other than shaving your head.

Unless Mexican Bandito knows anything.

I think dreads can be cool, depending how well they're done and who its on.

As far as should you do it? It's up to you. If you're daring enough, go for it. Hair is hair. You can always grow it back or change it. Thats why I like to experiment with mine.
You can comb them out with a bucket of conditioner, but I think you have to have white people hair to do that, which I just do not.

808
04-21-2009, 07:04 PM
I will never be friends with a person who has dreadlocks.

ikikdababy
04-21-2009, 07:07 PM
racist.

0zzyTornado
04-21-2009, 07:07 PM
i like ur curly hair rory

telemore
04-21-2009, 07:13 PM
I keep my hair short like buzzed. I try to grow it out and once it starts to get shaggy i shave it low.

Majesty
04-21-2009, 09:59 PM
why? shaggy hair is so cute!

Klown
04-21-2009, 10:02 PM
tehehehe shag

RouteOne
04-21-2009, 10:10 PM
Klown if you're going to post such rubbish then please put a warning before, I don't want my kids coming on here and seeing your venomous filth.

Already_Taken
04-21-2009, 10:21 PM
i almost lit my head on fire last night at work. luckily it only burned like 3 square inches.

Loch Tess Monster
04-21-2009, 10:33 PM
I actually like dreads. I think people get the idea that dreads go hand-in-hand with dirty, which is untrue.

I think dreads are cool, but you have to be willing to "start fresh" when you dont want them anymore. I dont think theres any other way to rid of them other than shaving your head.

Unless Mexican Bandito knows anything.

I think dreads can be cool, depending how well they're done and who its on.

As far as should you do it? It's up to you. If you're daring enough, go for it. Hair is hair. You can always grow it back or change it. Thats why I like to experiment with mine.
tiger had dreads for about three years and didn't have to shave his head, he just went to a black barbershop in the columbia ghetto and had them taken out

enemytopublic2
04-21-2009, 11:43 PM
Hair is hair. You can always grow it back or change it. Thats why I like to experiment with mine.

word up girl.

asdf
04-21-2009, 11:47 PM
tiger had dreads for about three years and didn't have to shave his head, he just went to a black barbershop in the columbia ghetto and had them taken out

I thought he shaved his head. Did he do this shortly after having them taken out?

Loch Tess Monster
04-22-2009, 12:15 AM
about six months, i think

Mexican Bandito
04-22-2009, 11:57 AM
unless Mexican Bandito knows anything
I had to cut my hair pretty short when I wanted mine out. Didn't shave it though.
I think if I'd had them for 10 years+ the only way to get them out would be to shave.

Klown
04-22-2009, 01:45 PM
post pictures harry

Mexican Bandito
04-22-2009, 02:36 PM
'arry!

cut them to this length then spent hours having it combed out and then had to 'even it out' before work in the morning.
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=888290&l=32e2220390&id=701945861

it ended up kinda like that
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=1894193&l=919325d73a&id=701945861
(can't find a better photo)

ridethelib
04-22-2009, 03:38 PM
dreds were nappy tbh

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-22-2009, 03:39 PM
ridethelib you're the nappy bitch here


you are

sweboy
04-22-2009, 03:40 PM
you ar the nappy bitch ridethelib

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-22-2009, 03:41 PM
whats that i think i hear a nappy bitch comin itt

ridethelib
04-22-2009, 04:26 PM
guys u hurt my feelings when u say these things

Already_Taken
04-22-2009, 04:59 PM
don't be a pussy, it's the internet, pussy

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-22-2009, 05:00 PM
guys u hurt my feelings when u say these things
yup i was right look at him

the nappy bitch is here

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-22-2009, 05:01 PM
don't be a pussy, it's the internet, pussy
dude im like so zen on the internet i can anything i want

<3<3<3
04-22-2009, 05:01 PM
actually I think it's in your avatar :0

the nappy bitch that is

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-22-2009, 05:07 PM
dude in my av has like no naps at all in his hair

look at urs tho boi

ridethelib
04-22-2009, 06:16 PM
don't be a slightly confuzzled sea lion, it's the internet, slightly confuzzled sea lion

Go away.

negrodamus
04-22-2009, 06:41 PM
shit thread

Majesty
04-22-2009, 09:24 PM
tiger had dreads for about three years and didn't have to shave his head, he just went to a black barbershop in the columbia ghetto and had them taken out

ohh okay, good to know.
I really dont know so much about dreads. I'd imagine they'd be hard to get out..

Gattsu347
04-22-2009, 09:34 PM
Majesty, Pubes:

Long and shaggy
medium
Short and brittle
like a baby

girlfriend said short, but im skeptical

honourosis
04-22-2009, 09:34 PM
common knowledge being dropped itt

<3<3<3
04-23-2009, 07:45 AM
dude in my av has like no naps at all in his hair

look at urs tho boi

nononono

it was because it was a little dog!

and they are nappy

and I had 50/50 chance it was a bitch


but nows your avatar is diff, albeit probably still a nappy bitch.

jcober
04-23-2009, 08:49 AM
Nappy headed ho...Aint nothing to it, gangsta rap made me do it.

SkaRobotArmy
04-23-2009, 09:03 AM
http://www.waytooloud.com/wp-content/themes/waytooloud/images/people/strikeanythere_promo.jpg

white dreads for white guys

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-23-2009, 09:05 AM
that is vanilla shit

get it out

4yearpro?
04-26-2009, 12:58 PM
how to make hair stop sticking up when showering besides wearing hats?

Already_Taken
04-26-2009, 02:08 PM
put water on it retard

4yearpro?
04-26-2009, 09:30 PM
that makes it worse u ***