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(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 05:58 AM
oh i didnt see you there, verse-mul-tude. i was just measuring this test tube with this carpenters rulers written in carpentry markings, like centi-meters. in this thread we will have a contest to find out once and for who is quant-itatively the best and smartest mxer scienti-fically. when i was in grade 6 i got glasses. when i was in grade six i could read and write at a literally very high reading level. i can count extremely high, in fact i postulate that if i tried i could count without stopping for millions of seconds even at a rate of as high as 5 words every second

horseypie
04-19-2009, 06:34 AM
there are no instructions on how to win smartest mx-er?

adb
04-19-2009, 06:41 AM
me obv

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 06:42 AM
there are no instructions on how to win smartest mx-er?
if you can't demonstrate ur smart then i guess idk ur not super smart

Specialsauce
04-19-2009, 06:47 AM
I feel that in order to quantitatively determine the intelligence of a given poster, certain guidelines must be set forth, as the current terms of this competition are rather vague. Clearly, quite a difficult task, considering that there are many criteria with which to judge intelligence, and we may not be able to come to a consensus on which one designates the 'smartest mxer'.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 06:48 AM
only vaugue cuz ur dum u trog

Specialsauce
04-19-2009, 06:52 AM
only vaugue cuz ur dum u trog

Get out of this thread. It's my thread now. You clearly cannot compete with the intellectual big boys. Don't even try.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 06:55 AM
no man on mx i got street smarts and that's where the brain matters, in the streets. its like yo u need a g ya i need 3 okay thats 30 dollars 3 times 10

horseypie
04-19-2009, 06:55 AM
i can do cool maths

semi
04-19-2009, 06:56 AM
wdjkals

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 06:57 AM
i got an "a" on my last calculus test and now all the girls started sitting by me in class. :cool:

Specialsauce
04-19-2009, 06:57 AM
no man on mx i got street smarts and that's where the brain matters, in the streets. its like yo u need a g ya i need 3 okay thats 30 dollars 3 times 10

You sell crappy weed.



Or are we talking crack here?

horseypie
04-19-2009, 06:57 AM
that guy is borderline autistic i swear

i mean wdjkals

Specialsauce
04-19-2009, 07:00 AM
that guy is borderline autistic i swear

i mean wdjkals

I thought the same thing. I really like autistic people, actually.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:00 AM
i got an "a" on my last calculus test and now all the girls started sitting by me in class. :cool:
pft have you ever measured a test tube

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 07:02 AM
yes i have measured a test tube but not with a ruler per se

Specialsauce
04-19-2009, 07:03 AM
pft have you ever measured a test tube

Pff, have you ever used a punctuation mark?

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:04 AM
yes i have measured a test tube but not with a ruler per se
oh

i see

as i said in the original post, i used a carpenters ruler with technical language and numbers all along the edge

semi
04-19-2009, 07:05 AM
that guy is borderline autistic i swear

i mean wdjkals
no take that back he is the best and smartest i will ban you forever if you disagree

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:07 AM
no take that back he is the best and smartest i will ban you forever if you disagree
hm. maybe this "wdjkals" would like to try his hand at some firnedly sport in my contest thread

if he even exists...

semi
04-19-2009, 07:08 AM
i dont know if he really exists for real but he doesnt like sports very much i think

Specialsauce
04-19-2009, 07:08 AM
If we were having a serious contest here I would nominate Specialsauce and Smokey D.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:09 AM
wait this isn't serious

semi
04-19-2009, 07:09 AM
i denominate specialsauce

semi
04-19-2009, 07:10 AM
i am a common denominator and you have now been denominated

Specialsauce
04-19-2009, 07:10 AM
even if it were a serious contest who said anything about nominations

not very smart are we Specialsauce

Supermod semi made a nomination first; he set a precedent.

semi
04-19-2009, 07:11 AM
i didnt make any nominations what

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:11 AM
wait this isn't serious
??? :confused:

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:12 AM
idk wat u guys are talking about but im pretty sure semi is already modinated

Specialsauce
04-19-2009, 07:12 AM
wait this isn't serious
i denominate specialsauce
i am a common denominator and you have now been denominated o i c

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 07:16 AM
oh

i see

as i said in the original post, i used a carpenters ruler with technical language and numbers all along the edge

yeah i actually use my mind to manipulate the reality that the test tube is in so that it has no concrete qualities that can be measured.

i'm.... pretty smart...

semi
04-19-2009, 07:16 AM
you are crazy user specialsauce i am beginning to think you are autistic or something

semi
04-19-2009, 07:17 AM
anyone who cant use ellipses right cant be smart sorry

horseypie
04-19-2009, 07:17 AM
yeah i actually use my mind to manipulate the reality that the test tube is in so that it has no concrete qualities that can be measured.

i'm.... pretty smart...

thats not smart thats telekinesis

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 07:18 AM
i'm doing it to try to add vocal inflection i guess only people on my level could notice that

oh, horseman, so how is your telekinesion workin for you?

horseypie
04-19-2009, 07:19 AM
pretty good hey
im smart enough to know when to use it and not ruin perfectly good test tubes

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:20 AM
o i c
im pretty sure denominations are from graphic design which is a pretty advanced field of mathematics semi is demonstrating his own brillance

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:22 AM
or as the smart would say insmart i agree

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 07:25 AM
u call me insmart, but i sense it is only your ackowledgemification of the fact that i'm actually smarter than you that has triggered your slightly insulting rebuttal.

semi
04-19-2009, 07:27 AM
ackowledgemification isnt a word

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 07:27 AM
but if it were a word i definitely used it in proper context. when's the last time you met someone who's job was making up new words? ya, you gotta be pretty smart.

"it's a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word" (andrew jackson the american hero said that)

semi
04-19-2009, 07:28 AM
yeah but its not

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:31 AM
u call me insmart, but i sense it is only your ackowledgemification of the fact that i'm actually smarter than you that has triggered your slightly insulting rebuttal.
maybe, insofar that one can properly meta-analyze semantic and neurolinguistic patterns and make empirical observations about cognition and synaptic plasticity over posts u butt

semi
04-19-2009, 07:32 AM
i concur

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 07:32 AM
that's not really my cup of tea

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 07:41 AM
when i close my eyes i can make perfect kaleidoscopes

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:43 AM
yeah HENCE

horseypie
04-19-2009, 07:45 AM
thats not smart at all
youre not very good at this are you?

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 07:45 AM
http://img-p.mrskin.com/data/_rp/00002300/posts/post_10730/House_Bunny_promo_poster.jpg

coming soon

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 07:46 AM
jk that only happens when i take LSD, however i've also discovered the meaning of life and read minds on LSD so i cannot attribute that to my skyhigh intelligence

sweboy
04-19-2009, 08:00 AM
p(A|X) = p(A|X)
p(A|X) = p(X&A) / p(X)
p(A|X) = p(X&A) / (p(X&A) + p(X&~A))
p(A|X) = (p(X|A)*p(A)) / (p(X|A)*p(A) + p(X|~A)*p(~A))

bradc1988
04-19-2009, 09:01 AM
Don't throw your probability at me!

sweboy
04-19-2009, 09:20 AM
Bayes rule:

p(bradc1988 being stupid|"Don't throw your probability at me!") = p("Don't throw your probability at me!"|bradc1988 being stupid)p(bradc1988 being stupid) / p("Don't throw your probability at me!")

Assume:

p(bradc1988 being stupid) = 0.5
p(bradc1988 not being stupid) = 0.5
p("Don't throw your probability at me!"|bradc1988 being stupid) = 0.8
p("Don't throw your probability at me!"|bradc1988 not being stupid) = 0.1

Giving:

p(bradc1988 being stupid|"Don't throw your probability at me!") = (0.8*0.5)/(0.8*0.5+0.1*0.5) = 0.85

So, given that we have observed bradc1988 say "Don't throw your probability at me!", our probability that bradc1988 is stupid is 0.85.

Black Ink
04-19-2009, 09:45 AM
I win!

guitarded_chuck
04-19-2009, 09:50 AM
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58209749445923078164062862089986280348253421170679
82148086513282306647093844609550582231725359408128
48111745028410270193852110555964462294895493038196
44288109756659334461284756482337867831652712019091
45648566923460348610454326648213393607260249141273
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33057270365759591953092186117381932611793105118548
07446237996274956735188575272489122793818301194912
98336733624406566430860213949463952247371907021798
60943702770539217176293176752384674818467669405132
00056812714526356082778577134275778960917363717872
14684409012249534301465495853710507922796892589235
42019956112129021960864034418159813629774771309960
51870721134999999837297804995105973173281609631859
50244594553469083026425223082533446850352619311881
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18577805321712268066130019278766111959092164201989

huxtaposition
04-19-2009, 09:57 AM
so hoo is dmartedt

bradc1988
04-19-2009, 10:58 AM
Bayes rule:

p(bradc1988 being stupid|"Don't throw your probability at me!") = p("Don't throw your probability at me!"|bradc1988 being stupid)p(bradc1988 being stupid) / p("Don't throw your probability at me!")

Assume:

p(bradc1988 being stupid) = 0.5
p(bradc1988 not being stupid) = 0.5
p("Don't throw your probability at me!"|bradc1988 being stupid) = 0.8
p("Don't throw your probability at me!"|bradc1988 not being stupid) = 0.1

Giving:

p(bradc1988 being stupid|"Don't throw your probability at me!") = (0.8*0.5)/(0.8*0.5+0.1*0.5) = 0.85

So, given that we have observed bradc1988 say "Don't throw your probability at me!", our probability that bradc1988 is stupid is 0.85.

This is very disconcerting.

beso negro
04-19-2009, 11:01 AM
everyone knows Vince is the smartest person on this board. i mean who else do you know who graduated with a 4.0 from a top engineering school?

semi
04-19-2009, 11:52 AM
i did

sweboy
04-19-2009, 11:57 AM
me 2

joshmay
04-19-2009, 11:57 AM
I win!

woah


old school in the house right here ladies & gents

Rams
04-19-2009, 12:06 PM
smartest mxer is a hessian determinant that equals 0.

GorgeousGabe
04-19-2009, 12:38 PM
if you give me a few minutes I can prove to you that you're all just dreams of the universe and none of this world is real and your life is just a transitory period before you become one with a celestial energy being of a higher power of a magnitude that your human mind could never comprehend and that embracing the insignificance of life is only the first step to enlightenment

Permanent Solution
04-19-2009, 12:49 PM
everyone knows Vince is the smartest person on this board. i mean who else do you know who graduated with a 4.0 from a top engineering school?

No I only got a 3.93 I got a B first semester in my upper division math course :(

Titan50
04-19-2009, 01:09 PM
2 + 2 = 5

Pete
04-19-2009, 01:16 PM
i am smartest here in case you didnt notice

in fact, i wrote this whole post without once looking at my keyboard

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 01:18 PM
im so smart ur all morans

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 01:21 PM
die of starvation is something dc city councilwoman/lawl professor mary cheh said rite b4 i made dis account in her class

Pete
04-19-2009, 01:23 PM
http://media.collegepublisher.com/media/paper332/stills/6l6565h4.jpg

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 01:25 PM
yeh

Pete
04-19-2009, 01:27 PM
did you ever "tap" that

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 01:28 PM
if that woman was on mx she'd win

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 01:28 PM
did you ever "tap" that

excellent question

Pete
04-19-2009, 01:29 PM
"woman"?

"mx"?

"win"?

wow noonward no one else would be smart enough to think something like that up

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 01:30 PM
haha yeah and by that time we'll have PMs

so we can talk to them

Pete
04-19-2009, 01:30 PM
maybe theyll have pms too

rendering it impossible for us to talk to them

Rams
04-19-2009, 02:32 PM
if you give me a few minutes I can prove to you that you're all just dreams of the universe and none of this world is real and your life is just a transitory period before you become one with a celestial energy being of a higher power of a magnitude that your human mind could never comprehend and that embracing the insignificance of life is only the first step to enlightenment

You can plagiarize Descartes, sweet.

OzzyTornado
04-19-2009, 02:38 PM
sweboy

GorgeousGabe
04-19-2009, 02:53 PM
I can prove to you that all of existence is just a single and simple unit of creation combined with the absence of creation, a binary pattern spiraled and compounded upon itself in a complex fractal resulting in the light, matter and energy that we perceive as the universe around us, and that embracing the insignificance of life is only the first step of enlightenment

FattyKnee
04-19-2009, 02:56 PM
nooo

Permanent Solution
04-19-2009, 02:57 PM
Gabe seems to have a misunderstanding of the word prove as he's mistaking it for convince.

OMGaDINOSAUR
04-19-2009, 03:03 PM
I can prove to you that all of existence is just a single and simple unit of creation combined with the absence of creation, a binary pattern spiraled and compounded upon itself in a complex fractal resulting in the light, matter and energy that we perceive as the universe around us, and that embracing the insignificance of life is only the first step of enlightenment

Do it, you won't.

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 03:52 PM
not only am i mad smart im also mad wise oberserf:

It's been three weeks since you've been looking for your friend
The one you let hit it and never called you again
'Member when he told you he was 'bout the Benjamins
You act like you ain't hear him then gave him a little trim
To begin, how you think you really gon' pretend
Like you wasn't down then you called him again
Plus when you give it up so easy you ain't even fooling him
If you did it then, then you probably **** again
Talking out your neck sayin' you're a Christian
A Muslim sleeping with the gin
Now that was the sin that did Jezebel in
Who you gon' tell when the repercussions spin
Showing off your *** 'cause you're thinking it's a trend
Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again
You know I only say it 'cause I'm truly genuine
Don't be a hardrock when you're really a gem
Babygirl, respect is just a minimum
Niggas ****ed up and you still defending them
Now Lauryn is only human
Don't think I haven't been through the same predicament
Let it sit inside your head like a million women in Philly, Penn.
It's silly when girls sell their soul because it's in
Look at where you be in hair weaves like Europeans
Fake nails done by Koreans
Come again
Come again, come again, come again, come again

Guys you know you better watch out
Some girls, some girls are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing

The second verse is dedicated to the men
More concerned with his rims and his Timbs than his women
Him and his men come in the club like hooligans
Don't care who they offend popping yang like you got yen
Let's not pretend, they wanna pack pistol by they waist men
Cristal by the case men, still in they mother's basement
The pretty face, men claiming that they did a bid men
Need to take care of their three and four kids men
They facing a court case when the child's support late
Money taking, heart breaking now you wonder why women hate
men
The sneaky silent men the punk domestic violence men
The quick to shoot the semen stop acting like boys and be men
How you gon' win when you ain't right within
How you gon' win when you ain't right within
How you gon' win when you ain't right within
Come again
Come again, come again, come again, come again

Girls you know you better watch out
Some guys, some guys are only about
That thing, that thing, that thing

beso negro
04-19-2009, 03:53 PM
tl;dr

I can prove to you that all of existence is just a single and simple unit of creation combined with the absence of creation, a binary pattern spiraled and compounded upon itself in a complex fractal resulting in the light, matter and energy that we perceive as the universe around us, and that embracing the insignificance of life is only the first step of enlightenment

i'd like to see you try

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 03:55 PM
tl;dr

Girlfriend, let me break it down for you again
You know I only say it 'cause I'm truly genuine
Don't be a hardrock when you're really a gem

Rams
04-19-2009, 04:04 PM
I can prove to you that all of existence is just a single and simple unit of creation combined with the absence of creation, a binary pattern spiraled and compounded upon itself in a complex fractal resulting in the light, matter and energy that we perceive as the universe around us, and that embracing the insignificance of life is only the first step of enlightenment

You can plagiarize pi, sweet.

GorgeousGabe
04-19-2009, 05:36 PM
If you'll give me a moment, I can prove to you that the world only exists within your own head. Merely by existing, you create the possibility- no, the necessity- for all things to exist. Perhaps it is that other things are 'real' as well, but the fact is irrelevant. Your mind projects its understanding of itself into all things, destroying the possibility of experiencing any 'objective' truth or reality, and embracing the insignificance of life is only the first step to enlightenment

sweboy
04-19-2009, 05:44 PM
I can prove to you that Gabe is trippin'.

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 05:48 PM
sharing* what he's*, dumbass

horseypie
04-19-2009, 05:51 PM
thats not right at all

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 05:54 PM
it could be.

it is possible.
anything is possible.

anything could be.

GorgeousGabe
04-19-2009, 05:56 PM
I can prove to you all of that but I can't prove to you that YOU exist, maybe you don't

Alf™
04-19-2009, 06:08 PM
shut up fag

GorgeousGabe
04-19-2009, 07:13 PM
takes one to blow one buddy

Led_Zep_Bonham
04-19-2009, 08:22 PM
"Smartest mxer" could have other applicable names, such as 'throws like a wuss' or maybe 'world champ hot pocket eater'.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 08:24 PM
we can also sit in chairs for inhumane amounts of time

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 08:27 PM
it is not unheard of for me to sit here all day if other conditions are acceptable.

seriously i'm .... pretty smart....

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 08:42 PM
i got my apartment for being a smart

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 08:45 PM
my family is already too rich from being smart that nobody pity'd me enough to pay for my college

plus i'm way smarter than my spawners

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 08:55 PM
yeah me 2

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 08:58 PM
im so dumbb

iarescientists
04-19-2009, 10:19 PM
watch out scientists comin through i'll take that trophy thank you

uncus_my_son
04-19-2009, 10:34 PM
im so smart im typing this w/ my brain

GorgeousGabe
04-19-2009, 10:56 PM
ha that's nothing, I did that 5x just today

Aaron
04-19-2009, 11:08 PM
I'm so smart my middle name is a complex fraction:
Aaron 11/3 Cox.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 11:09 PM
ha that's nothing, I did that 5x just today
Six times.

Permanent Solution
04-19-2009, 11:31 PM
my family is already too rich from being smart that nobody pity'd me enough to pay for my college

plus i'm way smarter than my spawners

you obviously have been misinformed about the notion of intelligence.

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 11:33 PM
i'd own you at starcraft

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 11:34 PM
dont worry man
vince has crazy definitions for everything like he's read for pleasure

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 11:35 PM
1+1=more than one

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 11:35 PM
ppl only read for 2 reasons pretentiousness or necessity

Jaundice
04-19-2009, 11:36 PM
Anyone who iactually has extensive knowledge about the lifestyles of everyone on this forum would easily vote me as in the top 5.

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 11:36 PM
you think ur lifestyle makes u smart ur a moran

Led_Zep_Bonham
04-19-2009, 11:37 PM
Anyone who iactually has extensive knowledge about the lifestyles of everyone on this forum would easily vote me as in the top 5.

top 5 of being a doosh

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-19-2009, 11:37 PM
my lifestyle is my deathstyle what does that make my iq

RouteOne
04-19-2009, 11:40 PM
Lol

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 11:45 PM
ppl only read for 2 reasons pretentiousness or necessity
rofl

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 11:47 PM
it's true if ur ever reading and u dont have to read u bein pretentious

Already_Taken
04-19-2009, 11:49 PM
really yeah i read fahrenheit 451 like 10 times by myself to be pretentious i guess now that i look at it

GorgeousGabe
04-19-2009, 11:52 PM
I don't understand... maybe it's because I'm only the 2nd smartest mxer : (

die of starvation
04-19-2009, 11:58 PM
really yeah i read fahrenheit 451 like 10 times by myself to be pretentious i guess now that i look at it
and here u r bragging about it on the internet checkmate

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 12:02 AM
yeah but I also read that book 10x and I'm not bragging about it on the internet so

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 12:03 AM
u just did

Already_Taken
04-20-2009, 12:03 AM
and here u r bragging about it on the internet checkmate

but my grammar and punctuation should imply that i was stating that matter of factly and i wasn't tryin to brag

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 12:04 AM
any mention of reading for "pleasure" is a brag

Led_Zep_Bonham
04-20-2009, 12:06 AM
The same as wearing headphones in public.

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 12:06 AM
you're arguing your point by applying a set of logic to already taken's argument that is only true when already assuming that your point is correct... which he is not

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 12:08 AM
reading for pleasure is impossible no one gets pleasure out of reading therefore anyone who pretends to must be bragging

Berner
04-20-2009, 12:08 AM
watch out scientists comin through i'll take that trophy thank you


No journal publications under your name then GTFO fake scientist.

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 12:12 AM
I published my own journal called 'science: the ultimate experience'

and I read it for pleasure

Berner
04-20-2009, 12:13 AM
No you didn't. Don't lie on the internet.

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 12:17 AM
don't take me to the internet police please

class
04-20-2009, 12:39 AM
interpol-ice.
everyone on mx is dumb.

horseypie
04-20-2009, 12:48 AM
are gabe and already_taken twins or something because theyre like their own little team

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 12:49 AM
but in truth we hate each other I think

JohnXDoe3
04-20-2009, 01:03 AM
i am not

Aaron
04-20-2009, 01:04 AM
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/image.php?u=267274&dateline=1224612108 (http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/member.php?u=267274)

uncus_my_son
04-20-2009, 01:12 AM
Six times.

8.675.30.9 times ps noonward do you have myspace

Already_Taken
04-20-2009, 01:21 AM
are gabe and already_taken twins or something because theyre like their own little team

seems that way

Puma
04-20-2009, 01:50 AM
whats up in here, are we proving smarts may i try

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 02:01 AM
smartest mxer question #1

what is your favorite color?

Puma
04-20-2009, 02:08 AM
black because it is the most dominant color

Alf™
04-20-2009, 02:23 AM
that alfy guy is pretty smart

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 02:35 AM
afl is fukin aus he ****

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 02:36 AM
tway he fukn shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

horseypie
04-20-2009, 03:47 AM
lol i thought tway was talking about afl but he meant alf but theyre both australian so it wasnt really a typo!

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 03:48 AM
lol sweet bro things are running smoothly

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 03:49 AM
afl alf smae dfif

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 03:50 AM
its
-twa
-orseman
-afl

horseypie
04-20-2009, 03:59 AM
afl is sport! alf is a person!

Alf™
04-20-2009, 04:15 AM
football we call it

and soccer

Aaron
04-20-2009, 05:57 AM
I despise AFL.

bradc1988
04-20-2009, 06:04 AM
Better than league.

horseypie
04-20-2009, 06:11 AM
yeah afl is way better than league
league is so bad lately its not funny

Already_Taken
04-20-2009, 09:02 AM
idk it wasnt really a hard book why did you have to read it ten times to get it

i read it because i enjoy it that was my point morion

Jonny
04-20-2009, 09:08 AM
Evidently smart = not needing a thesaurus to find long words

rasputin
04-20-2009, 09:10 AM
afl is terrible

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 09:11 AM
Evidently smart = not needing a thesaurus to find long words
yes welcome to jokes

Jonny
04-20-2009, 09:15 AM
yes welcome to jokes

I heard you have that tattooed above your penis.

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 09:19 AM
ya well i heard you have a tattoo 2

Jonny
04-20-2009, 09:28 AM
ya well i heard you have a tattoo 2

Ouch dude good comeback!

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 09:29 AM
well you had it coming for some time

sweboy
04-20-2009, 11:15 AM
nice noonz, you showed him

niobium
04-20-2009, 11:16 AM
sorry i'm late who is winning

niobium
04-20-2009, 11:16 AM
me e

Already_Taken
04-20-2009, 11:17 AM
so you forgot the story the first nine times

no i pretty much know the story but i can't memorize every word i guess i'm not super genius but i'm still smarter than you

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 01:54 PM
not if you can't memorize every single word

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 01:54 PM
"not if you can't memorize every little word"

.....damn!

guitarded_chuck
04-20-2009, 03:05 PM
I solved the mystery of dividing by zero. I am the smrtst.

X / 0 = Jesus

sweboy
04-20-2009, 03:18 PM
hallelujah!

Amit
04-20-2009, 06:03 PM
good thread guys i'm really impressed

guitarded_chuck
04-20-2009, 08:27 PM
you right you smart

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 08:30 PM
thread had potential but didnt really reach it

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-20-2009, 09:12 PM
good thread guys i'm really impressedmy fault
thread had potential but didnt really reach itnot my fault

Majesty
04-20-2009, 09:58 PM
im not that smart,
but I can talk faster than anyone I know, I have a higher vocabulary than a lot of people, and I read very well. I read at a 6th grade level when I was in 1st grade. It's sad, but that's like, the best I ever did in school.

die of starvation
04-20-2009, 10:44 PM
it's ok

guitarded_chuck
04-20-2009, 10:47 PM
i kno the alfabet

GorgeousGabe
04-20-2009, 11:49 PM
abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz

where did the p go

on ur face

Pete
04-20-2009, 11:59 PM
i know the alphabet

personally

die of starvation
04-21-2009, 12:12 AM
my vocab is v v low

Puma
04-21-2009, 12:50 AM
i just bought stock in citi bank

i am definitely the smartest

(*The Noonward Race*)
04-21-2009, 12:51 AM
my vocab is v high
but not in the same way
its the other way, like
not high, but...
i dont know the word

beso negro
04-21-2009, 12:34 PM
yea srsly. I bought citibank about a month ago. made 10K and sold it.

hismajestythepope
04-21-2009, 01:09 PM
Dipset.

telemore
04-21-2009, 08:14 PM
Mighty must post post-ulations while the governor's children danced masked ul-ulations to just go, right through to it.
Lookin energetic the crowd waited bated breath, breadth fifteen thousand across breast wide. Dropped off the steep chalice falling amidst purple pepper crops miles of stinging eyes tears running the collective chins of the impartial.

To win would suffice the thought burned seared in tiny Sans Seriff but it the loss past away left over from bellbottoms. Antebellum?

To hell with 'um.