Clock Thread (SFW Version)

[misterfitch]

My family has a long history of being interested in clocks. In my basement stands a wet, hairy, clock. What kind of clocks are you interested in and have? We also have a Regulator in our living room.

[Klown]

I'm more interested in small clocks, I find large clocks to be uncomfortable to handle.

[aria]

big hard black cocks

[Klown]

hard well oiled pulsing clocks

[aria]

cocks that blow powerful loads

[Murdererer]

:lol:

[Nadinus]

I like to fit in as many clocks as possible. Clocks let me know what I'm supposed to be doing at the point.

[Murdererer]

by clocks u mean cocks

[Detective Dan]

I like fast clocks. Clocks that run like a rabbit and just keep going and going.

[Black Ink]

My clock needs to be wound up but then it goes for hours and hours. If you leave it alone for too long though it just stops working.

[Murdererer]

it may be time for a new clock

[wdjkals]

I once had the biggest and hugest clock (watch) that I very much loved, but then I had to give it to some nerd :'

[suspect device]

i always like the little hands on my clock

[Angmar]

I had to pawn my clock in order to afford college, that was one of the saddest days of my life :upset:

[Detective Dan]

i always keep my clock covered for protection

[Mute Requiem]

i like sundials

[HumanGenome]

i find that a clock with a thick, meaty base always performs well

[OhCowardlyAlt]

clock souNds like **** this is a good Thread haha

[<3<3<3]

Clocks remind me of this, and this is my ring tone for my cellular telephone:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNwhwwuRnB0

[American Motor]

my clock is really ticking after that video

[Psilocyanide]

I like grandfather clocks that bang every 15 minutes or so.

[Drugstep]

My clock has two hands and a face on it at all times

[Detective Dan]

my clock usually gets off around midnight

[aria]

im gonna go beat my **** rite now see u guys tomorrow

[aria]

thats weird **** wasnt censored earlier in the night or is it cocks

[aria]

hm ok plural

[mistersnitch]

cocks as in chickens

[mistersnitch]

im gonna go beat my cocks

[AKid2]

clock wake \s me and my neighbor up evcery morning

he gets pissed