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808
04-14-2009, 11:59 AM
I don't know if I should go outside and **** with it and try to chase it away. I've never encountered this problem before and I am lost. Some things say they bite, others say they run away. I could call someone to trap it but I can't be ****ed to go through the preparation.

the2stranger
04-14-2009, 12:11 PM
Make a trap yourself.
:cool:

Specialsauce
04-14-2009, 12:14 PM
Grab a knife and do battle with it.

808
04-14-2009, 12:16 PM
I'm going to have to stay up tonight and see if I can kill it with a rake.

Specialsauce
04-14-2009, 12:18 PM
That's girlyfight.
Use a kombat knife.

the2stranger
04-14-2009, 12:18 PM
A rake?
That's the epitome of subtlty.
:lol:

Try making a Bear Grylls style trap.
A take pics!

808
04-14-2009, 12:24 PM
I'll be using a bow rake.

MurderererII
04-14-2009, 12:24 PM
put it in her butt

FakeReality
04-14-2009, 08:30 PM
hit it with a raoh wait

Chaindrive
04-14-2009, 08:59 PM
Hit it with a lamp.

Route_1
04-14-2009, 09:01 PM
hit it with a madey

FakeReality
04-14-2009, 09:02 PM
hit it with an anal beads

Badmoon
04-14-2009, 09:02 PM
opossum's are creepy

you're going to have to work your way up the latter before taking on that vicious beast. Kill a few cats and squirrells first.

Route_1
04-14-2009, 09:04 PM
eat it alive of you're not a man

FakeReality
04-14-2009, 09:12 PM
yeah you need togain exp first

here comes the bird flu
04-14-2009, 09:20 PM
make it your pet

808
04-14-2009, 09:21 PM
I bought a raccoon trap online which is supposed to be the right size trap for an adult opossum. I'm afraid that I'll catch one of the neighbourhood cats instead. :(

kitsch
04-14-2009, 09:28 PM
why dont you just leave it alone?

oppossums generally dont **** your **** up, at least not compared to raccoons. as long is your trashbins have lids on them, whats the prob?

808
04-14-2009, 09:45 PM
I hate it. It's ugly and it's ****ing with my fruits.

MurderererII
04-14-2009, 09:46 PM
go kick it

BillyBonebrake
04-14-2009, 09:47 PM
hack it

kitsch
04-14-2009, 09:48 PM
I bought a raccoon trap online which is supposed to be the right size trap for an adult opossum. I'm afraid that I'll catch one of the neighbourhood cats instead. :(

set it out there. unless its a bear claw trap, it wont hurt the cat too severly and you can just let it go in the morning.

Gnarmageddon
04-14-2009, 09:48 PM
a possum*

MurderererII
04-14-2009, 09:48 PM
kick that motherfucker

808
04-14-2009, 10:11 PM
set it out there. unless its a bear claw trap, it wont hurt the cat too severly and you can just let it go in the morning.

I know it won't hurt the cat but I don't want a cat to be trapped instead of the goddamn opossum. It's night now. I should probably check to see if that bitch is up and screwing with my stuff.

kitsch
04-14-2009, 10:19 PM
im sure the cat will be fine, its not like psychological scarring would occur. my grandpa has the same prob with raccoons in his garden, and sometimes he catches neighboorhood cats and even small dogs. i tend to think its kinda funny.

adrianman
04-14-2009, 10:26 PM
there was an opossum in my garage once, my dad saw it and chased it out. the next morning i saw it on the street as just another piece of roadkill

Aaron
04-14-2009, 10:33 PM
You're spelling it wrong. It's possum, not opossum.

Route_1
04-14-2009, 10:35 PM
http://i44.tinypic.com/1fvmaa.jpg



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ANDYTHENEVERSTOPPINGMACHINE
04-14-2009, 11:46 PM
hit it with with an honest answer why I come to this forum

Black Ink
04-14-2009, 11:58 PM
You're spelling it wrong. It's possum, not opossum.

Didelphimorphia (pronounced /daɪ.dɛlf.ə.mɔr.fi.ə/) is the order of common opossums of the Western Hemisphere. They are commonly also called possums, though that term is also applied to Australian fauna of the suborder Phalangeriformes.

We have an opossum in our back yard too but we just let him wander around. He's not as bad as the Raccoons that get into the porch or the woodchucks that get into the garden.

Smokey D
04-15-2009, 12:05 AM
You're spelling it wrong. It's possum, not opossum.Opossums aren't possums.

spitfirejunky
04-15-2009, 12:15 AM
I don't know if I should go outside and **** with it and try to chase it away.

I don't know if I should go outside and shit with it and try to chase it away.

:lol:

Ventriloquist
04-15-2009, 02:54 AM
http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads13/opossum+503911215324486.jpg

Crapdragoon
04-15-2009, 02:59 AM
possums do not bite, ive encountered many while at work.


while like the picture above shows, they have a scary face when frightened but its all bark, no bite.


one time a baby one tried running away and i just walked and caught up with it, grabed it, and it tried playing dead in my hand for like 5 minutes, after that he just hung out.

JonG
04-15-2009, 03:43 AM
shot one with a shotgun before...didnt die

<3<3<3
04-15-2009, 03:47 AM
Opossums aren't possums.

possums are just Opossums without freckles and red hair.





(actually possum is just short for opossum)

iif it's dead, it's not really dead. Unless it's dead.