View Full Version : 4 Sale: Sputnikmusic.com - $75,000 *Seeking Investors*
JohnXDoe
03-29-2009, 09:03 AM
Hey guys we are gonna buy THIS website :cool:
http://i40.tinypic.com/11tmool.jpg
I figure we all pitch in and make a bid. We'll go a little high to sweeten the deal. I think Ferwerda will bite, the man has server debt to pay! It gets expensive cleaning up cesspools of spam :'(
Anyway the higher your donation the higher your position will be in the all new sputnikmusic.com empire. Company restructuring will also be included =]
THIS IS A HOSTILE TAKEOVER. WE WILL NOT BE OUTBID OR UNDERSOLD
or whatever :/
My opening donation toward the $75,000 needed: $100USD :chug:
How much are you willing to give for a piece of this jewel of the internets?
Huxton
03-29-2009, 09:07 AM
how about you pay me $75,000 to take it and ill think about it
Black Ink
03-29-2009, 09:42 AM
Who the hell pays over sticker price? $60k and no more.
The_Mop
03-29-2009, 09:46 AM
How did you round 70,715 to 75,000?
To 1 significant figure it's 70k, to 2 significant figures it's 71k..
tut tut, accuracy!
we'll go a little high to sweeten the deal.
StreetlightRock
03-29-2009, 09:53 AM
http://i40.tinypic.com/24b3wy1.jpg
Jawaharal
03-29-2009, 10:33 AM
Lol
Jay Link
03-29-2009, 11:01 AM
I wouldn't give you 75 cents for Huxton.
RetiredAt21
03-29-2009, 11:02 AM
Let's spend the money on drugs instead.
Jay Link
03-29-2009, 11:04 AM
Now here's a real bargain..lol
Website Value Report for jaylink.com
Based on publicly available information, this report outlines estimated traffic levels received by the submitted URL, overviews possible income sources for the site, and proposes a resale value.
Your site is worth $78
if anyone wants to buy my band we cost $1,500
sweboy
03-29-2009, 02:15 PM
i will contribute 100 swedish crowns towards this cause
how much just for you
i am the band
would be my typical guitarist answer
but you get me for free
Chaindrive
03-29-2009, 02:34 PM
DBoon can buy this outright.
Be very afraid.
Fuqueue
03-29-2009, 02:45 PM
maybe if we printed off all of teh archives we could pulp it and make like $200 bucks.
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-29-2009, 02:58 PM
I sacrifice 23000 of my 47000 posts
ToXiCvEnOm_88
03-29-2009, 02:59 PM
i pay nothing
i would give my two front teeth
iliketoplaydrums10111
03-29-2009, 03:29 PM
i probably have about 10-15 lbs. of plastic bags filled with beer cans i'd be willing to donate
GorgeousGabe
03-29-2009, 09:14 PM
Man... I will be the king of this place regardless of who actually owns it. I don't give a flying **** one way or the other
Gattsu347
03-29-2009, 09:16 PM
i'll donate my semen.
GorgeousGabe
03-29-2009, 09:17 PM
i'll donate my semen.
I too will donate Gattsu's semen
The Feeding
03-29-2009, 09:24 PM
who's paying me $75k?
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-29-2009, 10:01 PM
I too will donate Gattsu's semen
And, as I will, in suit.
Gattsu347
03-29-2009, 10:16 PM
i better no wack it for a few dayz
Reaganista
03-29-2009, 11:19 PM
i am interesting in acquired sputnikmusicforums i am waleth turkish business investment how am i contact for making offer
GorgeousGabe
03-29-2009, 11:29 PM
Hello
I wish to contact you for mutual business transaction, which will be of great benefit to both of us. I have a total amount of US$23.7million, which my LATE father saved for me for my future investment in sputnikmusicforums before his death. I need your assistance to transfer this money into sputnikmusicforums for investment purposes, Please do not hesitate to contact me on my direct mobile number with country code 27-83-517-4002, or send me e-mail. On your favorable quick response, I will furnish you with detailed information. Terms regarding your benefit for your assistance will be reached in agreement.
DaveSavesTheDay
03-29-2009, 11:45 PM
http://img386.imageshack.us/img386/3443/98731569ph6.png
viciouscycle
03-30-2009, 12:21 AM
Why don't we just move the forums under a cool-er-er website
vBulletin® v3.8.1, Copyright ©2000-2009, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.