View Full Version : When Was Your "First Time" and With Who? (Serious Posts, Plz)
JohnXDoesn't
03-27-2009, 12:06 PM
I was 15 and it was in a park behind an old drive-in near Pomona with a 14 year old Argentinian girl named with d-cups and enough experience to make Madonna blush. Her name was Nancy. I used to tutor her in English class as it was her second language and i guess she wanted to show me how grateful she was =]
It was clumsy, fast, and I gotta admit I was embarrassed and terrified. But after a few more times i finally got the hang of it. We never spoke about it to anyone and no one ever knew. She moved to another city after a few months, and then I heard back to Argentina. God bless South America :p
Ok i'm blushing now you go....
punkprince123
03-27-2009, 01:05 PM
you're a liar
masscows
03-27-2009, 01:07 PM
look a johnxdoe copypasta thread
JohnXDoesn't
03-27-2009, 04:27 PM
i should have realized this is a forum full of awkward virgins and made the topic "When Was The Last Time You Fantasized About Having A First Time" :'(
JohnXDoesn't
03-27-2009, 04:29 PM
you're a liar
no its true you poophead
uc...sooner ar later it happens. even for losers like me
fatkidzonmopedz
03-27-2009, 08:14 PM
i was drunk she was drunk and all my friends saw
Gattsu347
03-27-2009, 08:32 PM
i was drunk she was drunk and all my friends saw
thats pretty funny. akward first time + drunkenness + witnesses. epic.
mine was very normal. i was 16 she was 16, first girlfriend, on my bed, blood everywhere, new sheets, the works.
viciouscycle
03-27-2009, 09:00 PM
blood that sucks, guess she really didn't play with herself
I was 17 (the age slowly climbs ITT) and she basically took advantage of me. Unlike what you usually hear about getting off in 2 seconds, I never did :\
Gattsu347
03-27-2009, 09:02 PM
neither did i. i stoped cause she was not having a good time cause it hurt her. she was a pretty small girl. started to get good about the 10th time around.
McP3000
03-27-2009, 10:01 PM
virgin but the first time i kissed a girl i went to all of the bases except home (17 y.o.)
virgin but the first time i kissed a girl i went to all of the bases except home (17 y.o.)
Holy **** same here
JohnXDoesn't
03-27-2009, 11:57 PM
ah man third base. i remember third base. i should have stayed at third base all my life. or at least settled for inside the park home runs
i have no idea wtf i am babbling on about :(
honest man talk itt
Already_Taken
03-28-2009, 12:09 AM
18, on my bed i've slept on forever. with my girlfriend at the time.
Seafroggys
03-28-2009, 12:30 AM
16, April Fool's Day, first girlfriend in her bedroom, sophomore year. Didn't even go off, and she was on top.
ikikdababy
03-28-2009, 03:26 AM
15, in a grassy ditch next to a church... she was 14.
we were on a walk near her parents' house... we found this ditch and realized that walking down in it made us completely invisible to everyone except God. we weren't too worried about God at that point, given the unspeakable things we had done in and around movie theaters... so we began fooling around.
it started as a just-the-tip-just-for-a-minute-just-to-see-how-it-feels sort of thing... ended about ten minutes later on her skirt... i missed the grass. she was not amused.
Crapdragoon
03-28-2009, 03:41 AM
lol
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-28-2009, 04:09 AM
pix or lies gies
ToXiCvEnOm_666
03-28-2009, 04:44 AM
ask urmum
Jay Link
03-28-2009, 07:58 AM
I am still a virgin.
Knifeboy
03-28-2009, 08:11 AM
9 months before you were born, with your mum
Jay Link
03-28-2009, 08:13 AM
9 months before you were born, with your mum
SO you were old enough to get my mum pregnant in September of 1960. Amazing!
Knifeboy
03-28-2009, 08:14 AM
that was in response to threadstarter
but yes
guitarded_chuck
03-28-2009, 08:25 AM
I am still a virgin.
http://pointlessbanter.net/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/40_year_old_virgin.jpg
For me, I was 16, she was 16. We went out for a few months in high school. She was blonde, blue eyes good looking girl. Sex sucked, didn't realize it at the time though so it was fine. It was at her house.
LightningCow
03-28-2009, 12:20 PM
I was 17, and she was 19. It was at her house in her room and her 12 year old sister walked in on us. I was on top and naturally kept going. And after a minute or so her sister slowly backed out of the room and we've never spoken of it since lol.
Jaymz Hetfield
03-28-2009, 07:08 PM
With myself when I was 10 or 11. I was watching "Barbed Wire" and after Pamela's nude scene I went into the bathroom and wanked it into the toilet. I thought my weiner was going to explode....and I felt great shame afterward due to religious reasons. After a few more times I didn't care and would just unload on some of my mom's old People magazines. She gave them away a few years later.
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-28-2009, 07:09 PM
I was 17, and she was 19. It was at her house in her room and her 12 year old sister walked in on us. I was on top and naturally kept going. And after a minute or so her sister slowly backed out of the room and we've never spoken of it since lol.
she stood there for a minute or so?
shes quick
CarnageFairy
03-28-2009, 07:39 PM
16, senior year. She was 16 too, not a virgin though.
First girlfriend, we had been going out for like a month maybe and I convinced my mom to let me stay out. I wasn't allowed to stay anywhere overnight for a while when I was 16ish because I got in some trouble. One of my friends talked to my mom on the phone and pretended to be an adult. Later that night we took the girls' whose house the party was ats' parent's bed. We all got poopfaced, I was too drunk to finish but I remember the experience well enough.
I've had some much better sex since.
Mr. Ron
03-28-2009, 08:20 PM
I was 17 and she was 18. Her parents weren't home so we sort of just went up in her room and did it. her little brother walked in on us though to that was a little weird.
gloop
03-28-2009, 08:22 PM
never
mynameischan
03-28-2009, 08:25 PM
i was 18 she cried afterwards
Gattsu347
03-28-2009, 08:27 PM
i have no idea wtf i am babbling on about :(
honest man talk itt
:chug:
Already_Taken
03-28-2009, 08:36 PM
i was 18 she cried afterwards
dude that happened to me once, sure makes u feel weird.
kitsch
03-28-2009, 08:55 PM
16, back of my car, with the girl i was dating at the time
Seafroggys
03-28-2009, 09:05 PM
dude that happened to me once, sure makes u feel weird.
and me. We broke up two weeks later.
horseypie
03-28-2009, 09:14 PM
18 and still waiting
:(
smith_
03-29-2009, 12:08 AM
18 and still waiting
:(
it's really not a big deal, you will see
i was 17 with my first gf after about 4 months of dating, broke up about a month later lol. it was at her place, i stayed the night and the next morning my parents had a talk with me.
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-29-2009, 12:25 AM
im 19 not really waiting for it to happpen cause it will eventually ive put other parts of my body in vag tho and got my dick wet from the second most popular orifice, so tacky to say
Tillius
03-29-2009, 12:29 AM
I'm a virgin.
My first blowjob time was insane I was completely hammered so I could not cum and by the time she went down on me, she had already said enough to make me realize she was a skank that I wanted to get the hell away from
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-29-2009, 12:35 AM
I'm a virgin.
omg contradictory posts on the internet which ones are true
Tillius
03-29-2009, 12:36 AM
>_>
Titan50
03-29-2009, 02:05 AM
Was with a small child, in the school toilets. Duct tape included
hXcPLISIT
03-29-2009, 11:59 AM
i was 16 and it was in my bed, lasted 2 hours, but it wasnt great sex
the next few times was in the backseat of her car, much better tbh
Jay Link
03-29-2009, 06:00 PM
Hey , who deleted my first time sex post???
Jonny
03-29-2009, 06:06 PM
I bet I'm the oldest virgin here. I'm in no rush.
FattyKnee
03-29-2009, 06:57 PM
16, still waiting.
The Feeding
03-29-2009, 08:08 PM
15 and she was a hoe....
Titan50
03-30-2009, 09:25 AM
I bet I'm the oldest virgin here. I'm in no rush.
How old are you
Panopticon
03-30-2009, 10:27 AM
never. i'm 20. idk i dont really care =/
mattspurplepen
03-30-2009, 10:29 AM
dudeeee i was 17 at my ex gf's room and we made sweet sweet love. Actually it kinda sucked lol then she was like you can take the c off it might feel better. and i didn't know any better lol so i did and she said i love it when guys cum inside me i was like wtfff.
so all in all i still hope i didn't get any stds and i haven't gotten any action since, probably wouldn't have banged her if i could get a re-do
666DiMe666
03-30-2009, 10:43 AM
I was 16, my best friends girl who was 17 and quite experienced. Good times.
hXcPLISIT
03-30-2009, 11:13 AM
dirtbag.
666DiMe666
03-30-2009, 11:19 AM
She was my girl first, but his at the time. He's actually the dirtbag. You don't date a man's ex.
Bread and Faxes
03-30-2009, 11:32 AM
18, sex sucked. I didn't come.
We listened to Riviera Paradise by Stevie Ray Vaughan. That was the best thing about it.
I've had sex with that person about 20 times now.
Meatplow
03-30-2009, 11:33 AM
how can you cum listening to stevie ray maybe if i was spooning another guy why we talked guitars or something
Gattsu347
03-30-2009, 11:54 AM
how can you cum listening to stevie ray maybe if i was spooning another guy why we talked guitars or something
:lol:
Panopticon
03-30-2009, 11:56 AM
when i do it i wanna listen to some guttural engorgement
JohnXDoesn't
03-30-2009, 11:58 AM
no female posts itt. disappointing...
i know their aren't many girl virgins on MX. count them all on one hand if so
then again it does spare us dudes from reading all the "i loved him SO much" and "he was SO CUTE" posts :rolleyes:
i mean after a gal is all slutted up for sex she is fine. but her first time? ugh
c'mon girls, lets hear it...
i have never had a virgin. i don't think i have missed anything
Panopticon
03-30-2009, 12:12 PM
this thread is making me hard
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-30-2009, 01:02 PM
how can you cum listening to stevie ray maybe if i was spooning another guy why we talked guitars or something
i lold
Titan50
03-30-2009, 01:07 PM
16, still waiting
*weeps softly*
wdjkals
03-30-2009, 02:27 PM
27, still waiting :C
Titan50
03-30-2009, 02:35 PM
27, still waiting :C
Bummer...
hXcPLISIT
03-30-2009, 02:36 PM
a friend of mine lost his virginity in a threesome.
wdjkals
03-30-2009, 02:40 PM
Bummer...
I think it might not happen anytime soon either ):
Anglachel
03-30-2009, 02:46 PM
who knows women who are virgins past 18 i dont think they exist
wdjkals
03-30-2009, 02:49 PM
Anglachel lets have sex
Gattsu347
03-30-2009, 02:50 PM
who knows women who are virgins past 18 i dont think they exist
way more then you'd think, same with men.
Anglachel
03-30-2009, 03:12 PM
Anglachel lets have sex
but wdjkals there is a sign on your door that says "no andrews allowed!" :(
Anglachel
03-30-2009, 03:13 PM
way more then you'd think, same with men.
i dont believe you
all women are whores
ahumantragedy
03-30-2009, 03:17 PM
a friend of mine lost of his virginity in a threesome.
ya.. with another guy :S
thunderzstruck
03-30-2009, 03:21 PM
17, with a girlfriend at the time. Turned out she cheated on me and lost hers a few months before while living in europe for a month
yay
hXcPLISIT
03-30-2009, 03:22 PM
ya.. with another guy :S
this matters why ?
Gattsu347
03-30-2009, 03:27 PM
i dont believe you
all women are whores
and thats why you dont get laid. SORRY
Agr1m
03-30-2009, 03:29 PM
I was 16. She was 14. She wanted my nuts for years.
Her parents were out of town so she threw a small party at her house. She poured me a strong-*** screwdriver and told me to come with her.
She took me down to the basement and took all her clothes off. She then proceeded to give me a lapdance for 45 minutes. How a 14 year old girl learned to dance like that I have no idea.
Finally I gave in, took her to the nearest bedroom and ****ed her.
She cried.
Anglachel
03-30-2009, 03:30 PM
and thats why you dont get laid. SORRY
thats irony right thur
wdjkals
03-30-2009, 03:31 PM
but wdjkals there is a sign on your door that says "no andrews allowed!" :(
no I told you I had taken it down ages ago, why dont you listen to me :CC:C
ashman
03-30-2009, 03:40 PM
ya.. with another guy :S
It's only gay if you cross swords or the balls touch
hXcPLISIT
03-30-2009, 03:41 PM
^^
this guys knows.
hXcPLISIT
03-30-2009, 03:43 PM
double post mania
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-30-2009, 03:43 PM
It's only gay if you cross swords or the balls touch
i didnt read any mention of girls sooo....
double post maniai did a quintal post today i already told everyone i know
Anglachel
03-30-2009, 03:44 PM
no I told you I had taken it down ages ago, why dont you listen to me :CC:C
ok i am on my way rite now
hXcPLISIT
03-30-2009, 03:45 PM
if theres a threesome, and theres two guys...
well, you should be able to figure out that a girl was involved
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-30-2009, 03:47 PM
not necessarily only two have been accounted for
now ill be a little incredulous if you decide that the third was a girl
sorry dude
I Am a Hat
03-30-2009, 03:56 PM
is it gay if when your peeing on the girls face some of it sprays on the other guy
Jay Link
03-30-2009, 03:56 PM
only if the guy swallows it.
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-30-2009, 03:57 PM
what her vag? i do that i am selfless for women
Agr1m
03-30-2009, 03:58 PM
I thought it was only gay if you make eye contact.. or the girl leaves.
viciouscycle
03-30-2009, 04:00 PM
or the girl leaves.
rofl
wdjkals
03-30-2009, 04:00 PM
ok i am on my way rite now
ok great, I hope you are good
Mexican Bandito
03-30-2009, 04:15 PM
16 and 16
we had been going out about 2 months. It was a learning curve shall we say.
Went out for about 8 months in total.
Bread and Faxes
03-30-2009, 04:19 PM
how can you cum listening to stevie ray maybe if i was spooning another guy why we talked guitars or something
that's kinda true.
It's easier to splooge to Animal Collective when your rolling or when you're listening to Modest Mouse.
Jonny
03-30-2009, 04:44 PM
27, still waiting :C
Oh you're beating me! See my concern is when it happens, it's going to suck. She will not enjoy it and will like me less.
Bread and Faxes
03-30-2009, 04:45 PM
hets hets hets
FattyKnee
03-30-2009, 05:10 PM
18, sex sucked. I didn't come.
We listened to Riviera Paradise by Stevie Ray Vaughan. That was the best thing about it.
I've had sex with that person about 20 times now.
did it get any better as time went on
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-30-2009, 05:25 PM
no srv is pretty bland the whole time
Panopticon
03-30-2009, 08:03 PM
Oh you're beating me! See my concern is when it happens, it's going to suck. She will not enjoy it and will like me less.
this is my concern. i will probably come in like 3 seconds.
bradc1988
03-30-2009, 08:57 PM
I have been told by numerous people that the stereotype of finishing really quickly on your first time is a crock of ****, quite the opposite in fact.
/virgin
Jay Link
03-30-2009, 08:58 PM
this is my concern. i will probably come in like 3 seconds.
I see you're working on restraint. Very good.
I have been told by numerous people that the stereotype of finishing really quickly on your first time is a crock of ****, quite the opposite in fact.
/virgin
if you wank fastitidiously before hand
mattspurplepen
03-30-2009, 09:42 PM
I guess it probably depends on the girl you're doing it with. It took me a long time hah but at least i finally finished! she wasn't super hot though/just decent. i probably sucked at it too lol.
666DiMe666
03-30-2009, 09:44 PM
I was 16. She was 14. She wanted my nuts for years.
Her parents were out of town so she threw a small party at her house. She poured me a strong-*** screwdriver and told me to come with her.
She took me down to the basement and took all her clothes off. She then proceeded to give me a lapdance for 45 minutes. How a 14 year old girl learned to dance like that I have no idea.
Finally I gave in, took her to the nearest bedroom and ****ed her.
She cried.
Why did this make me laugh? What the hell is wrong with me?
First couple girls I made out with I got them pretty close to orgasming largely using my mouth and their nipples at least according to the second one
Burn2Burn
03-30-2009, 11:00 PM
Summer before my first year in University - I was 17 and it was to a fat girl I kind of knew. And it felt gooood.
FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME
03-30-2009, 11:03 PM
16 wasted as hell w/ a 18 yr old in a tent
i had been going for this other girl all night and had gotten very close but then at the last minute it didnt happen so i just decided to get it on w/ this really hot chick w/ a monroe piercing
halfway through i got too drunk to fuk anymore and i just stopped and laid down next to her and for some reason told her about the other girl
then she tried to be all touchy feely later and told me some horrific story about her father getting mauled my an ape in africa and i was just like :( :confused:
it was a bizarre experience which made me choose not to have sex for awhile after
bradc1988
03-30-2009, 11:19 PM
if you wank fastitidiously before hand
Well my friends are all wankers.
GorgeousGabe
03-31-2009, 01:17 AM
I think 18. Maybe I was 17. It seems like a very very very long time ago so I don't really remember. I remember who the girl was of course, I still sleep with her now, isn't that crazy?
first time wasn't bad at all. sure we didn't know what we were doing but hey
we were at a friend's house upstate and she threw on this robe that had been sitting in the guest room closet, this furry pink bath robe, it was pretty cool looking, pretty hot
she was... 15 or 16?
so yeah it was I dunno 20 minutes? next time was like an hour and a half. we got the hang of it after the 2nd time... and even before then, I have always been very good with my fingers, so we both enjoyed ourselves
FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME
03-31-2009, 01:20 AM
if you were so good with your fingers then why do you suck so bad at guitar
3 post combo on gorgeous gabe
GorgeousGabe
03-31-2009, 01:23 AM
I don't know I thought everyone was under the impression that I was pretty good at it
Aaron
03-31-2009, 02:25 AM
i was 18 she cried afterwards
I would cry if I had sex with you too, Chan. :lol:
bebubly
03-31-2009, 06:44 AM
Mine was awful and really really pressured. I was 16. I said no about 10 times but he wouldn't give in so I did. We had been going out a few weeks and we stayed together over a year, but I have no idea why, if it got off to that sort of start.
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-31-2009, 07:28 AM
Mine was awful and really really pressured. I said no about 10 times but he wouldn't give in so I did. We had been going out a few weeks and we stayed together over a year, but I have no idea why, if it got off to that sort of start.ill keep this in mind. o btw guys im leaving for england in 10 miinutes
hXcPLISIT
03-31-2009, 07:30 AM
she has standards man. like every other girl in the world, which means your luck is zero!
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-31-2009, 07:38 AM
wtf are you talking about
im going to england to pick up my daughter from soccer
hXcPLISIT
03-31-2009, 09:36 AM
i already picked her up dont worry
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-31-2009, 09:36 AM
did you make sure to stick it in her ***
Jonny
03-31-2009, 09:41 AM
Mine was awful and really really pressured. I was 16. I said no about 10 times but he wouldn't give in so I did. We had been going out a few weeks and we stayed together over a year, but I have no idea why, if it got off to that sort of start.
Let this be a lesson to everyone- a little nagging and persistance can get you whatever you want.
hXcPLISIT
03-31-2009, 09:41 AM
ahahah
i was 16 she was 16 it was in my bed and it was good
trebmal8869
03-31-2009, 09:43 AM
hahaha my first time was in my friends bed with his drunk girlfriend while he was passed out. then he dumped her and we havent seen her since. hows that for romance
hXcPLISIT
03-31-2009, 09:44 AM
if i was your friend i wouldnt be your friend anymore
i was nigh 50, still living with my mother
she was 6, and obviously still living with her mother too
hXcPLISIT
03-31-2009, 09:52 AM
v v well done
Jonny
03-31-2009, 09:59 AM
i was nigh 50, still living with my mother
she was 6, and obviously still living with her mother too
You know, to make it even better, you could have said our mother too.
hXcPLISIT
03-31-2009, 10:00 AM
v v well done
Jonny
03-31-2009, 10:02 AM
tyvm
Bread and Faxes
03-31-2009, 10:30 AM
did it get any better as time went on
yeah, it got a lot better.
We both got better at things and it got pretty good.
Until she went to mexico for a week and the day she came back we tried to have sex and she was too tight and I made her bleed a lot.
I guess I'm too big?
The day before she left for mexico she cried during.
She thought that when she got back that it would be different and I would break up with her.
She was right lol.
mattspurplepen
03-31-2009, 11:26 AM
Mine was awful and really really pressured. I was 16. I said no about 10 times but he wouldn't give in so I did. We had been going out a few weeks and we stayed together over a year, but I have no idea why, if it got off to that sort of start.
that's terrible! If someone says no it shouldn't be ignored@
but tbh i wish girls were taking advantage of me more often lol
wdjkals
03-31-2009, 02:48 PM
hets hets hets
|:
/me licks faxes
GorgeousGabe
03-31-2009, 03:10 PM
yeah, it got a lot better.
We both got better at things and it got pretty good.
Until she went to mexico for a week and the day she came back we tried to have sex and she was too tight and I made her bleed a lot.
I guess I'm too big?
no lmao that means she wasn't into it
GorgeousGabe
03-31-2009, 03:12 PM
I was talking to my screenwriting teacher- she said that in the last 3 years or so, all her 20 year olds have just written the most ****ed up, terrible and misogynistic screenplays. She thinks it has to do with the internet generation, kids watching porn since they're 11, **** like that
listening to you disgusting mother****ers I am inclined to agree with her
most dumb *** kids have no idea how to relate to women, they learn it from ****in porn
no lmao that means she wasn't into it
no obv a vag!na is big enough to squeeze a baby out of but B&Fs peen is the size of a full-grown man
GorgeousGabe
03-31-2009, 03:48 PM
exactly what my point was
lmao at anyone who thinks they are 'too big'
gaslightanthem
03-31-2009, 05:03 PM
i am too big that is why i am still a virgin because ppl are scared ...intimidated
26 inches here guys bet you are jel
(*The Noonward Race*)
03-31-2009, 05:58 PM
couldnt say no eh
horseypie
04-01-2009, 12:44 AM
gabe what your saying is that girls dont like being spanked and called daddy and getting covered in thousand island dressing?
Specialsauce
04-01-2009, 12:53 AM
18, still a virgin, I've had the opportunity for sex, but turned it down, for... social-emotional reasons. I didn't see her in the right light to have a relationship (though i liked her alot as a friend), and I didn't want to deal with the repurcussions of having done it with her. That was right around the time i was 16, maybe early 17. Since then though I've given/received head with a couple female friends, so It's a'ight. Why I'm sharing this on the worldwideweb is beyond me.
Edit: I should've realized that this thread has degenerated from the actual topic by now...
GorgeousGabe
04-01-2009, 01:14 AM
s'okay, I'm still listening to you. you're making me hard don't stop
viciouscycle
04-01-2009, 01:29 AM
Porn is ridiculous, completely demeaning towards women I'd agree
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-01-2009, 01:34 AM
its demeaning towards everyone..
if you think it's demeaning at all
Specialsauce
04-01-2009, 01:39 AM
its demeaning towards everyone..
if you think it's demeaning at all
Please explain. It's the women who are filmed having their faces covered in semen for the pleasure of men. Men in porn, for the most part, are not objectified at all. Definately not to the extent women are.
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-01-2009, 01:44 AM
because it doesn't respect sex very much as whole i think
if i were to argue that point that's where i would go
Specialsauce
04-01-2009, 02:02 AM
because it doesn't respect sex very much as whole i think
if i were to argue that point that's where i would go
You're 100% right. I wasn't looking at it that way.
LostChild
04-01-2009, 02:02 AM
The women do it because they want to do it. Typically they enjoy it. People are obsessed with assuming anyone who makes their own choices without regard to how "morally defensible" it is have no self-respect.
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-01-2009, 02:07 AM
That's true as well, sex is in it's basest form, purely enjoyable.
Which why I say 'if I were to argue that point'. I still enjoy the stuff of course.
Specialsauce
04-01-2009, 02:17 AM
The women do it because they want to do it. Typically they enjoy it. People are obsessed with assuming anyone who makes their own choices without regard to how "morally defensible" it is have no self-respect.
Ok, you have a point. I guess instead of saying porn is degrading to women, it should be changed to 'porn contributes to a greater degradation of the way society views women', but i'm done with this thread. I'm not gonna argue it.
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-01-2009, 02:18 AM
thats funny, it should be an easy thing to argue
hmmm i guess: internet.
Specialsauce
04-01-2009, 03:53 AM
thats funny, it should be an easy thing to argue
It is, I'm just sick of this thread.
JohnXDoesn't
04-01-2009, 04:59 AM
its demeaning towards everyone..
if you think it's demeaning at all
i think this is accurate. to say pr0n is demeaning in many cases is the same as saying so is regular sex. because it is regular sex in some ways. and of course in some ways not
and some "demeaning" sex can actually go a long way sometimes :)
it could prolly be argued that no matter what...sex...even by two people in love, is somewhat demeaning. there we are stripped of out clothes, standing naked, often times powerless against our own will and being in the face of lust. putting things in places we were told as children not to put them, doing things we would NEVER share with our parents. at least i would hope not
unless they are divorced and dad wants to kick us some bitches once in awhile
but yeah...sex is fun and good and sometimes demeaning. pr0n simply shows us that
a little spit and slap never hurt anyone =]
I Am a Hat
04-01-2009, 05:31 AM
Please explain. It's the women who are filmed having their faces covered in semen for the pleasure of men. Men in animal photographs, for the most part, are not objectified at all. Definately not to the extent women are.
are you serious
men in pron are the very definition of objectified. they are literally just a **** for the pron star girl to ****, for the most part they do not matter and are completely interchangeable
FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME
04-01-2009, 11:44 AM
it could prolly be argued that no matter what...sex...even by two people in love, is somewhat demeaning. there we are stripped of out clothes, standing naked, often times powerless against our own will and being in the face of lust. putting things in places we were told as children not to put them, doing things we would NEVER share with our parents. at least i would hope not
no jxd thats dumb
JohnXDoesn't
04-01-2009, 11:55 AM
no its not dumb at all
Demeaning
1. To debase, as in dignity or social standing
2. To humble (oneself)
those things are often times part of sexual relations. or perceived to be. and i believe accurately
edit: when put in a certain context....
Already_Taken
04-01-2009, 12:04 PM
ive talked about ****in chicks to my dad. am i weird?
Huxton
04-01-2009, 12:10 PM
only because you lied about ****ing chicks
JohnXDoesn't
04-01-2009, 12:10 PM
lol
thats pretty normal i think. i mean i grew up w/o a dad or good male role model so i never talked about that stuff with a man / father figure. but a lot of my friends have and do
i think their might be a certain way....a different way, everybody does it....but i know my sister talked to my mom about "men" before she was married. maybe not straight up sex talk...but, mothers and daughters know what the deal is
Already_Taken
04-01-2009, 12:25 PM
i bet its normal to lie about ****in mad chicks. especially on the internet, however i talked to my dad on the phone so yeah
i have sex with mad hot chicks all the time, like every 4 hours, i have sex all the time
Anglachel
04-01-2009, 01:21 PM
i remembered this thread when i saw todays xkcd
http://xkcd.com/
i love how xkcd supports the use of the metric system
Huxton
04-01-2009, 01:25 PM
you mean science supports the use of the metric system
Anglachel
04-01-2009, 01:25 PM
80 times per year jesus christ
i wish i had it that often
you mean science supports the use of the metric system
he made a strip about the metric system
most americans dont use the metric system
etc etc
Huxton
04-01-2009, 01:28 PM
most americans dont use science
in soviet russia, science uses americans
Anglachel
04-01-2009, 01:31 PM
according to xkcd, on average, someone 260 m away from me is having sex
youre not supposed to actually do the maths its just a joke
Anglachel
04-01-2009, 02:01 PM
but im bored
FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME
04-01-2009, 02:39 PM
no its not dumb at all
Demeaning
1. To debase, as in dignity or social standing
2. To humble (oneself)
those things are often times part of sexual relations. or perceived to be. and i believe accurately
edit: when put in a certain context....
im not saying demeaning sex doesnt exist but you said that all sex was demeaning even between people in love and thats just fukin dumb im sorry but it is
Huxton
04-01-2009, 02:41 PM
its demeaning because all vaginas are unattractive
FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME
04-01-2009, 02:44 PM
so are penises thats why they fit so good together
nuts are sexy tho theres no denying that
Iskandar
04-01-2009, 02:46 PM
The women do it because they want to do it. Typically they enjoy it. People are obsessed with assuming anyone who makes their own choices without regard to how "morally defensible" it is have no self-respect.No they don't. They're called actresses for a reason.
Do you think prostitutes enjoy what they do, or they're just doing it for money?
LostChild
04-01-2009, 02:50 PM
Generally, it's a highly different life situation which induces some one to be a prostitute than to become a p0rn actress. A comparison could hardly be drawn.
I'd venture to say that very few p0rn actresses make their decision sheerly out of poverty/desperation. Most of them are middle class or higher and gradually get into the business after starting out in ordinary modeling.
FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME
04-01-2009, 02:59 PM
No they don't. They're called actresses for a reason.
Do you think prostitutes enjoy what they do, or they're just doing it for money?
very few people actually enjoy their job
think about your own job, surely you arent exited to go to work every day and do more work once youre off the clock but obviously its worth it for the money or you wouldnt do it
no one likes to work but people find a way that they can make money doing whatever they can and i think that there are a fair amount of porn stars who feel shame in their work but i think that on the other hand theres a good portion of them who dont give a shi about it and just want to make the money just like any other job
Iskandar
04-01-2009, 03:11 PM
Yeah, that's exactly my point. They do it for money, not because it's enjoyable.
Generally, it's a highly different life situation which induces some one to be a prostitute than to become a p0rn actress. A comparison could hardly be drawn.
I'd venture to say that very few p0rn actresses make their decision sheerly out of poverty/desperation. Most of them are middle class or higher and gradually get into the business after starting out in ordinary modeling.Is it different? Plenty of porn stars are into hard drugs and come from a lower-class background, same as prostitutes.
What are you basing this on? Haven't you ever seen a d0cumentary on the sex industry?
I don't doubt some of them are okay with what they do and so are some sex workers but I don't see the point in trying to argue it's not a sordid industry.
LostChild
04-01-2009, 03:17 PM
I've never watched a d0cumentary on the subject but I've read up on it occasionally. Essentially there are two sides to it, which can undeniably be said of anything in the world. Neither side of it should define the entire thing, so I'd never write p0rn off as a thoroughly negative industry, a lot of it is highly legitimate.
Anglachel
04-01-2009, 04:26 PM
damnit
i bet this thread would degrade to pr0n discussion on page 7 but its on page 5 fu guys
Lupus
04-01-2009, 08:54 PM
I'm still a virgin but have had many opportunities which have always been ruined by complications such as periods, drug induced impotence, my schizophrenia and so on.
Majesty
04-01-2009, 09:00 PM
never , no one.
Gattsu347
04-01-2009, 09:01 PM
its demeaning because all vaginas are unattractive
hahahahaha your gay and you dont even know it! hahahahaha im so glad i didn't really put you on ignore hahahaha :lol:
Gattsu347
04-01-2009, 09:01 PM
never , no one.
how sweet. *cheek pinch
Pastorius
04-01-2009, 09:19 PM
you can see so many porn actresses are clearly drug addicts
xMalcolmXx
04-01-2009, 09:53 PM
WHORES they are all WHORES
RetiredAt21
04-01-2009, 10:01 PM
My first time was with my girlfriend when I was seventeen.
Huxton
04-02-2009, 05:06 AM
hahaha i was 19 with my boyfriend
gay.
never , no one.
Huxton
04-02-2009, 05:15 AM
you could have left the first part of my post you jerk
JohnXDoesn't
04-02-2009, 05:27 AM
im not saying demeaning sex doesnt exist but you said that all sex was demeaning even between people in love and thats just fukin dumb im sorry but it is
t could prolly be argued that no matter what...sex...even by two people in love, is somewhat demeaning
thats what i said. or suggested. thats a lot different then saying ALL sex is demeaning
which i didn't say
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 05:33 AM
but it could not be argued
JohnXDoesn't
04-02-2009, 05:40 AM
sure it can
when we have sex...its biological. at its most basic. we do as the animals do. even the lowliest of them. we attach emotions such as "love" and certain romantic notions to it, but its still a very basic physical act. often times aggressive and even violent
remember, demeaning also means to be humbled. when a woman submits to a man (or even vice versa but for the sake of argument i'll stick to the more traditional viewpoint) that can be construed as a humbling experience. some women consider the very act of submission to be demeaning. even in a sexual manner. but there it is nonetheless, no matter what emotion or romantic notion we want to attach to it or how we want to deny or discredit it
sex by its very nature has some demeaning qualities to it. how far we go with them, where we take them, and what we make of them is up to us. but just the fact that we can look at some sexual situations as demeaning bears this out
it has to start somewhere, this idea of demeaning sex. and imo it starts in the the very basic act itself
Huxton
04-02-2009, 05:42 AM
iskandar i'd like to know why you are deleting images that do not break the rules its not very nice
JohnXDoesn't
04-02-2009, 05:43 AM
its ok i fixed it
http://i41.tinypic.com/2z9bln7.jpg
Huxton
04-02-2009, 05:43 AM
i can see some skin.
JohnXDoesn't
04-02-2009, 05:46 AM
quiet you'll get me banned :'(
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 07:03 AM
sure it can
when we have sex...its biological. at its most basic. we do as the animals do. even the lowliest of them. we attach emotions such as "love" and certain romantic notions to it, but its still a very basic physical act. often times aggressive and even violent
remember, demeaning also means to be humbled. when a woman submits to a man (or even vice versa but for the sake of argument i'll stick to the more traditional viewpoint) that can be construed as a humbling experience. some women consider the very act of submission to be demeaning. even in a sexual manner. but there it is nonetheless, no matter what emotion or romantic notion we want to attach to it or how we want to deny or discredit it
sex by its very nature has some demeaning qualities to it. how far we go with them, where we take them, and what we make of them is up to us. but just the fact that we can look at some sexual situations as demeaning bears this out
it has to start somewhere, this idea of demeaning sex. and imo it starts in the the very basic act itselfit cannot be argued that all sex is demeaning is what i posted, it is because of your own reason, sex is biological (our genetic imperative), demeaning implies something is a bad thing, not everyone thinks that sex is a bad thing, it is only demeaning if you want it to be
...you sure stick to your 4 paragraphs/1 line asked, rule!
JohnXDoesn't
04-02-2009, 07:45 AM
i agree because i don't think i ever said ALL sex was demeaning...although i may be implying it in a way
my point perhaps is more to the fact that i don't think to demean oneself for sex is a bad thing. in a role playing sort of way of in a submissive one
take the example of pr0n. some women will tell you ALL pr0n is demeaning to all women, or at least the woman involved. but many times what i see in pr0n are women in charge of their sexuality and having fun. and people having regular sex doing regular sex stuffs. am i to believe this is demeaning because its being bought, paid for, and depicted on video for the public? and if so what does it say for what we do in private?
i am currently seen a stripper who lives a few blacks from me. she is a decent girl imo...but some would say she is a slut who demeans herself in the way she makes her living. but she doesn't think so. she is fine with it. personally...i think she does demean herself. as well as people in pr0n. but i don't think thats a bad thing in sex
on the contrary i think sometimes it is essential. for good sex, at least. sometimes....
i wonder what makes some sex considered demeaning, and other sex not? :confused:
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 07:47 AM
orange is pretty
Huxton
04-02-2009, 07:57 AM
die
in a fire
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 07:58 AM
hey there's a fire right here
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 07:58 AM
do it
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 08:00 AM
no its more about you walking into it
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 08:03 AM
k im back from the fire turns out im superhuman or somethin
Huxton
04-02-2009, 08:20 AM
- Jay says (15:02):
lmao that was a pic of her wasnt it ??
موزة says (15:04):
no it was a pic of someone else
- Jay says (15:04):
lies lies
- Jay says (15:04):
who
- Jay says (15:04):
i wanna see im always offline for these events
موزة says (15:08):
it was just sydney you fag
- Jay says (15:08):
yeah so?
- Jay says (15:08):
why wouldnt i want to seee
- Jay says (15:09):
ur lame. and most certainly a tree hugger
موزة says (15:11):
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/6231/syd.png
- Jay says (15:12):
thats not the pic u posted my friend
موزة says (15:13):
um
موزة says (15:13):
what
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 08:21 AM
i fuking love pasta
its so good
Huxton
04-02-2009, 08:30 AM
you have problems
Huxton
04-02-2009, 08:32 AM
i dont know you are always talking to me about her its pretty bad i think you need to man up
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 10:16 AM
hahahahah thats wasnt her you dont need to be paranoid, everyone has pix of her already hxcplicit
RetiredAt21
04-02-2009, 10:30 AM
:lol:
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 10:55 AM
lmao yeah i kinda figured that out like a month ago
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 10:57 AM
i didnt get anything worthile but i got pix from her personally (not on the forum) lol
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 10:58 AM
ur not giving me new information thus you fail
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 10:59 AM
nah because it was for mx to know that pix were pretty accessible and that bothers you tonnes
Huxton
04-02-2009, 11:01 AM
he asks me for the pics he hasnt seen every day
he wants the one with the belt and the one with the kilt
dont post them
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 11:03 AM
lolol
your bad at lying
and uh, ive had her legs behind her ears, dont really care abt ur kilt pic lol
Anglachel
04-02-2009, 11:17 AM
all women are whores
this man learned the hard way
Huxton
04-02-2009, 11:20 AM
lolol
your bad at lying
and uh, ive had her legs behind her ears, dont really care abt ur kilt pic lol
http://img214.imageshack.us/img214/5587/37507988.png
hmm
Huxton
04-02-2009, 11:21 AM
oh **** i messed that up who cares
iaiaiaia
RetiredAt21
04-02-2009, 11:21 AM
looooooooooooooool
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 11:24 AM
all women are whores
this man learned the hard way
you know this man, you know this.
and itt, huxton puts WAY too much effort into stuff
i lold
Huxton
04-02-2009, 11:25 AM
um it took me 2 seconds dont be mad because i have illustrated the patheticness of your situation
Mr. Ron
04-02-2009, 11:26 AM
the amount of desperation is literally saddening.
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 11:29 AM
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25/01/2009 5:15:24 PM [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] - Jess * for real
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25/01/2009 5:17:03 PM [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] - Jess * but not if i dont want to
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Mr. Ron
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Huxton
04-02-2009, 11:31 AM
the back story to this is shes actually literally going to have sex with another mx user and this is whats upsetting him
its way more pathetic than anything here, i dont want to type it all though
Mr. Ron
04-02-2009, 11:32 AM
User Huxton what is the identity of said other MX'er
Huxton
04-02-2009, 11:33 AM
big80smullet
i have his nudes too from this same event
Mr. Ron
04-02-2009, 11:33 AM
eww penii pix
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 11:34 AM
25/01/2009 5:06:20 PM - Jess * [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] noonie?
25/01/2009 5:15:24 PM [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] - Jess * for real
25/01/2009 5:15:50 PM - Jess * [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] wanna do me a favour?
25/01/2009 5:16:59 PM [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] - Jess * of course
25/01/2009 5:17:03 PM [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] - Jess * but not if i dont want to
25/01/2009 5:17:40 PM - Jess * [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] k im gunna go on cam .
lmao nice favor
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 11:48 AM
nothing happened after that but its a funny thing to post
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 11:51 AM
big80smullet
i have his nudes too from this same event
your most prized possession lol
Huxton
04-02-2009, 11:51 AM
One day, I decided to steal Evan's (Big80sMullet's) email account. I wasn't planning on reading it but I must say some of the email subjects did intrigue me and that's when I discovered the images of one Jessica Emiglio (ahumantragedy) in his inbox. I then took it upon myself to archive his email (including his outbox where the pics of him were).
I pondered the best way to use these images and decided that I would try and extort Jessica, because we all know it is fun to be a dick on the internet. I did not, however, anticipate the absolute batpoop insanity that she would bring to the situation.
At first she was worried about the pics and desperate for me not to post them. She has incredibly low self esteem and told me she was going to kill herself if I posted them but (again, dicks on the internet) this did not bother me. This however, was not as concerning as when she told me that she was deeply in love with Evan after but a month of talking on msn.
Apparently, my timing was rather fortuitous because they were just about to meet and she was having doubts about his gentlemanly nature. Before this grand rendezvous was to take place she wanted me to prove that he was 'for real' by giving her all of his email conversations with females from his past, and in particular those concerning Sydney (also known as Majesty to some). I refused this request outright (bros before hos after all) and she proceeded to beg me for 6 (yes, 6) hours and tell me just how terrible her life is and how Evan was going to fix it.
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This is just the start of the story, but I shall not divulge much more because it's incredibly lame and cringeworthy.
Huxton
04-02-2009, 11:55 AM
oh and i got that video of sydney being a slut from him in exchange for NEVER POSTING THE AHT PICS EVER MAN
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 11:55 AM
deeply in love after a month of talking on msn.
i lold
and he had a sydney vid, nice..
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 11:59 AM
how long did you guys go out again jay
Mr. Ron
04-02-2009, 11:59 AM
so sad
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 12:01 PM
25/01/2009 5:35:49 PM [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] - Jess * kittens too
25/01/2009 5:37:00 PM - Jess * [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] aww i loved my kitties
25/01/2009 5:37:19 PM [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] - Jess * ya pussy is awesome
25/01/2009 5:37:22 PM - Jess * sends 033.JPG
25/01/2009 5:37:26 PM - Jess * [̲̅L̲̅O̲̅L̲̅] ya true i want some
Huxton
04-02-2009, 12:02 PM
currently considering whether to post the pics to her school/work facebook groups
hXcPLISIT told me to do it hes a bad guy im not sure if i should listen to him
DBoons Ghost
04-02-2009, 12:03 PM
I am so very grateful I am not a young man in this era.
It's so sad what goes on. So very sad.
Huxton
04-02-2009, 12:03 PM
you have to have sex with the same one until you die you know you hate it
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 12:05 PM
how long did you guys go out again jay
almost 2 yrs lolol
DBoons Ghost
04-02-2009, 12:05 PM
Is that directed towards me Chad?
Huxton
04-02-2009, 12:05 PM
of course nobody else is married
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 12:08 PM
almost 2 yrs lolol
+ 23 lolz
hXcPLISIT
04-02-2009, 12:09 PM
dont know what that means
(*The Noonward Race*)
04-02-2009, 12:10 PM
i have a stack of 23 lols added onto the total stack of lols from this stuff
DBoons Ghost
04-02-2009, 12:18 PM
of course nobody else is married
I've had than my share of fun.
Besides at this point all I want is a companion and a friend. My wife is an amazing mom and the best life partner I could hope for.
Huxton
04-02-2009, 12:19 PM
post pics of your wife
DBoons Ghost
04-02-2009, 12:20 PM
Yeah sure.
Here.
TojesDolan
04-02-2009, 12:25 PM
20
first gf
Pastorius
04-02-2009, 12:48 PM
chad man, you're actually an evil genius
Anglachel
04-02-2009, 01:14 PM
pics of evans dick plz
Huxton
04-02-2009, 01:18 PM
pics of evans dick plz
http://www.sendspace.com/file/wtih75
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