Most Embarrasing Moment Of Your Life

[JohnXDoe]

I haven't had many but I guess time and place falls into the equation, as this doesn't sound too embarrassing but at the time....ugh!

I was just 14 and trying to impress this girl sitting in my sisters car with my good looks. I was nervous cuz she was older then me and I had my eye on her for awhile.

So I was making some headway with her the night beofre and thought maybe I'd get a make out session or w/e and my sis is honking the horn of her car waiting for me to come out and go get something to eat with them

I walk out the front door

Slip on my cool shades

The girl is looking at me and smiling and gives me a big "HI" from the front seat

I trot through my yard and hop over the little wooden knee high fence which encircles our yard

Only I don't quite make the jump, my foot catches on the top of the fence, and I hit the sidewalk face first, busting my nose

I then stand bolt upright in near tears and put my sunglasses back on, trying to look cool while blood poured from my nose

And they just laughed at me. Hysterically :(


That was the most embarrassing moment in my life

[Jamais_Vu]

I **** my pants once.

[Gattsu347]

posting in this thread.

[Mr. Ron]

I haven't had many but I guess time and place falls into the equation, as this doesn't sound too embarrassing but at the time....ugh!

I was just 14 and trying to impress this girl sitting in my sisters car with my good looks. I was nervous cuz she was older then me and I had my eye on her for awhile.

So I was making some headway with her the night beofre and thought maybe I'd get a make out session or w/e and my sis is honking the horn of her car waiting for me to come out and go get something to eat with them

I walk out the front door

Slip on my cool shades

The girl is looking at me and smiling and gives me a big "HI" from the front seat

I trot through my yard and hop over the little wooden knee high fence which encircles our yard

Only I don't quite make the jump, my foot catches on the top of the fence, and I hit the sidewalk face first, busting my nose

I then stand bolt upright in near tears and put my sunglasses back on, trying to look cool while blood poured from my nose

And they just laughed at me. Hysterically :(


That was the most embarrassing moment in my life
LOL



Probably when I stuck my tongue to the flag pole in the 3rd grade in front of 80 kids. I ripped it off and there was tons of blood, went to the nurse';s office and there was another kid there who did the same thing not an hour ago. For some reason we both apologizing to each other and bawling hysterically.

[Jay Link]

Every moment of my life is the most embarrassing.

[Mr. Ron]

haha sad

[Cesar21]

Teacher took the whole 50 minutes of the class period to literally just scream at me because the day before I had punched a fat kid in the back because he sat on my fingers... while her supervisor was in the classroom. Among the stuff she screamed at me were:

"DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MIKE TYSON, HUH? YOU WANT TO BE MIKE TYSON? I'LL BRING MY HUSBAND HERE SO YOU CAN BOX AGAINST HIM. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?"

Her husband was an Army Fighter Jet Pilot and my teacher the year before her took his place. Dude was built. I was 14.

[Mr. Ron]

Teacher took the whole 50 minutes of the class period to literally just scream at me because the day before I had punched a fat kid in the back because he sat on my fingers... while her supervisor was in the classroom. Among the stuff she screamed at me were:

"DO YOU THINK YOU ARE MIKE TYSON, HUH? YOU WANT TO BE MIKE TYSON? I'LL BRING MY HUSBAND HERE SO YOU CAN BOX AGAINST HIM. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?"

Her husband was an Army Fighter Jet Pilot and my teacher the year before her took his place. Dude was build. I was 14.
Uh yeah, she should have lost her job for threatening you.

[Cesar21]

Probably, she was really beyond pissed and scary. Thing is that other than that day, she was a really good teacher and we (the group) and I really liked her as our teacher. Which made that day all the more surprising and scary, we knew she was strict, but that was beyond all expectation.

[Tillius]

Can't think of many but most recently a few weeks ago I was at work and waiting on a table of ten people. One of the girls there was hitting on me in front of her boyfriend which was clearly pissing him off. So when I came out with their drinks with a large tray carrying them, he turned into me and bumped me causing me to drop the tray and all the drinks went pouring on this other girl sitting at the table. Pretty ****ing embarrassing even though it wasn't really my fault.

[gloop]

Every moment of my life is the most embarrassing.

this

[KILL]

at college when i had to play guitar to bon jovi..i still lose sleep over it now

[iarescientists]

Dude was build.

[thunderzstruck]

I had a class in high school called "garage band" and I was playing guitar in front of almost a hundred kids in my class with a band. Well the song ends with a guitar outro thing and I ****ed it up. It was my first time ever playing in front of people so I got very nervous and I kept trying to play it but my mind just made a mental block and I couldn't move my hands in position

So after a little while I managed to strum the harmonic I end on and just felt like dieing after that

[Fuqueue]

I was at Cirque du Soleil once and they picked me out of the audience do some gay **** with some gay-*** mime. I had the flu and wasn't really with it and had no idea wtf he wanted me to do. I totally killed his act in front of like, 3000 people. It still makes me shudder :upset:

[Jamais_Vu]

Oh I just thought of another one. I remember in the 6th grade I had this art teacher named Mrs. Michaud and one day we were painting some emblem thingys, I don't know what the hell they were, but I didn't realize that she wanted us to use one colored paint at a time. Meanwhile, I came into class a bit late since I had an appointment with another teacher, so I didn't know the directions. I went up and got two colored paints, so instead of telling me nicely to put one back she flipped out on me and told everyone in the class that I was a bad example at trying to pay attention to directions. Her exact words were, "You fail at learning!" It's only ****ing paint lady, just relax. I wanted to stab her with a pair of scissors so bad.

[Fuqueue]

Yeah you don't notice at the time but looking back you realise that teachers are really sadistic.

[Pastorius]

I was at Serk du Solay once and they picked me out of the audience do some gay **** with some gay-*** mime. I had the flu and wasn't really with it and had no idea wtf he wanted me to do. I totally killed his act in front of like, 3000 people. It still makes me shudder :upset:

please tell me serk du solay is a joke

cirque du soleil

[NortherlyNanook]

When I was in middle school (possibly later elementary school), I went to the city zoo. When one exits, one has to pass through a what is basically one of those revolving doors, except the doors are just horizontal bars in series. It only rotates one way, and there is a grate that stops one from entering the zoo from this exit. Anyway, I was being an idiot with my friends, and once we exited, I stuck my head in the way of one of the revolving series of bars. I was hoping to get it out of the way fast enough, but I didn't. My head was stuck. Since it only rotates one way, it could only get tighter, so my friends had to get the staff to unlock the stupid thing.

Later, back when I was in high school, I went to one of our improv shows, where the improv crew asked for embarassing moments from people in the audience. My friend (who was with me in the incident and still remembered it) raised my arm for me, so I told the story. That resulted in the whole second half of the improv show being an improvised play about me getting my head stuck in the passing bars at the zoo.


tl;dr - My high school's improv group did a long segment about me getting my head stuck in the passing bars at my zoo when I was younger.

[Already_Taken]

please tell me serk du solay is a joke

cirque du soleil

you knock watches in one thread and correct a french spelling in another. :amaze:

[smith_]

in middle school i was walking down the hallway and some kid i didnt like came up to me and started pissin me off touchin me and stuff so i pushed him he fell over and smacked his head against the lockers. he must have been embarrassed

[Fuqueue]

please tell me serk du solay is a joke

cirque du soleil

Hey, if the french can spell **** any way they want, then so can I.

[LostChild]

There's no way I could pick one specific one but there's been a lot of stupid ****.

Once when I was thirteen, I was at the movie theater with my friend and I was attracted to the seventeen year old girl that works in the box office, so I decide to go buy a ticket and make small talk with her as it happens. I walked up and start talking and then I went to reach into my pocket for my money, forgetting there's an open switchblade in said pocket. I pulled my hand out and blood was shooting out my finger and the girl flipped out and got nauseated. She then had to get a roll of paper towels and clean the mess I made.

Or there was this time when I was twelve, and I had just transfered to a new school. Over the course of a day or two, I had managed to tell two or three people a bunch of weird bullshit about having sex with inanimate objects. Anyway each person told like ten other people and everyone told their parents, and I was called into the office the next day. The principal read me a manuscript-thick stack of written complaints he'd recieved about me overnight.

Orrrr this other time, I didn't know how old this girl was and I asked her out on a date, and when I showed up she was standing there with her mom, who said to me, "I just wanted to talk to you to make sure you wouldn't try anything funny, my daughter just turned thirteen."

OR this one time I ate 720mg of DXM over the course of a couple of hours (I took about 520, then 200 more later because I had thrown up all of the 520) and me and my boy went to meet up with friends at a restaurant. I somehow managed to nod out, fall out of my chair and slam my head on the ground three or four times before I woke up and paramedics brought me to the ER. The sad thing is I wasn't even high.

I could keep going if I wanted to.

[Cesar21]

Or there was this time when I was twelve, and I had just transfered to a new school. Over the course of a day or two, I had managed to tell two or three people a bunch of weird bullpoop about having sex with inanimate objects. Anyway each person told like ten other people and everyone told their parents, and I was called into the office the next day. The principal read me a manuscript-thick stack of written complaints he'd recieved about me overnight.
First impressions ftw

Orrrr this other time, I didn't know how old this girl was and I asked her out on a date, and when I showed up she was standing there with her mom, who said to me, "I just wanted to talk to you to make sure you wouldn't try anything funny, my daughter just turned thirteen."

Burn!

[Mister_Che]

I was in English class in 10th grade. Class hadn't started yet and all the students were barely coming in. One girl who had a crush on me (moderately good looking) came over and sat on my lap. A friend of mine acted "impressed" and for whatever reason, the girl, in one flawless motion yet still taking her time, licked the side of my face. This took me completely by surprise and my first reaction was to push her face away with my hand. I think I ended up getting my pinky up her nose in the process. Yeah. :(

[masscows]

every day grades 9-10

[Aklerc]

Farted in my grade 1 flute exam. Perfect timing as well cause you sort of lift the flute up and breathe in to let the pianist know you're about to start so I lifted, breathed in and prrrrp.

Heh.

[Mister_Che]

I lol'd at prrrrp.

[Shady Ultima]

Anyone remember those pants that had snaps up the side? I had a pair of them in grade 5, and my friend decided to rip them off, assuming I had shorts underneath, but I didn't. I had wore them because they were popular (and I was a kid). Anyways, so there I am, in the middle of the school yard, in nothing but a pair of tighty whiteys...

[LostChild]

For senior freshman initiation I had to wear those pants, as well as overly tight white T-shirt, over a spandex wrestling suit. Then I had to run up to some girl, tear off everything but the spandex and start grinding on her.

Ah, those were some times.

[Cesar21]

^Awesome

I was in English class in 10th grade. Class hadn't started yet and all the students were barely coming in. One girl who had a crush on me (moderately good looking) came over and sat on my lap. A friend of mine acted "impressed" and for whatever reason, the girl, in one flawless motion yet still taking her time, licked the side of my face. This took me completely by surprise and my first reaction was to push her face away with my hand. I think I ended up getting my pinky up her nose in the process. Yeah. :(

I lol'd so hard for some reason. It took me by surprise, I can only imagine how surprised you were.