Ask Meatplow Anything

[Meatplow]

Haven't seen one of these for a while, lets make some discussion, keep it PG. I'm on the phone, I will answer all your enquiries. I will touch on any one of the following topics, music, movies, golf, babies, fast food, animals, Australia, or anything else.

Go. :smash:

[Gnarmageddon]

how is babby formed

[semi]

how do you plow meat why is australia so bad if australia is hell on earth and where the worst criminals were exiled as punishment why would anyone want to move there now are they crazy also there are snakes and spiders and things that can kill you in your house whats your favourite fast food how often do you eat it what is your golf handicap what is your favourite movies

[Meatplow]

I'm not sure if the process actually involves plowing the meat, rather then plowing with the meat. Or, maybe it does.

how is babby formed

I just googled that and up came a funny flash animation.

[semi]

well snowplow plows snow so i assumed a meatplow plows meat not that its a plow made of meat

[Meatplow]

why is australia so bad if australia is hell on earth and where the worst criminals were exiled as punishment why would anyone want to move

you should have seen Britain BEFORE they came over on the boat :p

if you want a good overview of australia watch this doco its awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qHCWe4EzU94

also there are snakes and spiders and things that can kill you in your house

resort to this entertaining article

http://www.cracked.com/article_16868_6-deadliest-creatures-that-can-fit-in-your-shoe.html

whats your favourite fast food how often do you eat it

I eat Subway a lot, don't mind maccas now and then but I feel like a fatass, used to be more of a ritual after band practice or something but now i'm a musical hermit not so much.

what is your golf handicap

I haven't played golf for years, not enough to monitor a handicap. I did however, once, drive a golf buggy into a tree.

what is your favourite movies

I am fond of the films of Stanley Kubrick, i'm into a lot of camp, b-grade trashy stuff alongside more arty pretentious films and I tend to watch obscure d0cumentaries as welll. Hard to nail down to a list, but i'd say Midnight Cowboy and Dr Strangelove are probably at the top somewhere.

[Altmer]

can i have a hug

[Meatplow]

you may

*hug*

[Jamais_Vu]

Meatplow, which of the four Alien movies did you like the best and did you think that Predator 2 was a good movie?

[Jaundice]

Why does my beard grow out red if I have blonde hair?

[Jay Link]

Mr. Plow. My attorneys are looking over this forum for possible copyright infringement of the internationally popular Ask JayLink series. Have a good day sir!

[sweboy]

Meatplow how do I learn probability theory?

[denboy]

Mr. Plow. My attorneys are looking over this forum for possible copyright infringement of the internationally popular Ask JayLink series. Have a good day sir!

I hope you don't honestly think you're the first one that made an "Ask username" thread on here

[Jay Link]

I hope you don't honestly think you're the first one that made an "Ask username" thread on here
not at all, but mine were, by far, the most popular, and entertaining.

[Meatplow]

Meatplow, which of the four Alien movies did you like the best and did you think that Predator 2 was a good movie?

I'd probably say Aliens, Alien had the suspense thing going on and the end sequence was legendary but I preferred the emphasis on action in the second and the mother queen was cool. I seem to be one of the only few people who enjoyed Alien 3 and Resurrection somewhat. I liked Predator 2, it hasn't a patch on the first (Arnold at possibly his most primitive, was great) but for some reason the idea of an urban setting worked for me.

Why does my beard grow out red if I have blonde hair?

It would appear to have to do with sex hormones and that there is differences in stages of your hair developing, around puberty pigmented hair can appear under your armpits, your pubes, as facial hair etc whilst your eyebrows and head hair develop at seperate times and can be determined to be different colours. Interesting.

[Jaundice]

I want to say I even made an ask LostChild thread one time.

Maybe three or four posts?

[Meatplow]

Mr. Plow. My attorneys are looking over this forum for possible copyright infringement of the internationally popular Ask JayLink series. Have a good day sir!

If you are thinking of sueing me don't you have enough money from your prolific career?

Meatplow how do I learn probability theory?

well according to the imdb when I searched the keywords, http://www.imdb.com/keyword/probability/, you have two choices. An episode of canadian comedy Kids In The Hall or an obscure short film from France called Tandem: faux-raccords, which is described as so.

Tandem is a correspondence film and a film experience. Indeed, image and sound were made in autonomy on the basis of a script concerned by the analogy between film and train: the image in Épinal (France) and the sound in Montréal (Québec). This script was very precise with construction cues but still let wide parts without indication except for few intentions and for durations. During the year the work moved on, the two directors never shared any image or sound but only intentions and durations and never met, only communicating by email. At the end of the process, image and sound were joined. Only a few modifications were done on synchronization. Made around common intentions, image and sound work together in an unexpected and disconcerting audiovisual confrontation wich wouldn't be possible to conceive in a classical production.

Since probability is used as a keyword, I am betting these have something to do with the topic.

[Jay Link]

Hey, I got 7 bucks and some change left from my career. I was just joking Haz, you and I are on a first name basis. amirite?

[Meatplow]

Hey, I got 7 bucks and some change left from my career. I was just joking Haz, you and I are on a first name basis. amirite?

No Mr. Link, we are not. I demand a rupee.

Just kidding, jay.

[sweboy]

Plow-Plow how do I learn programming?

[Meatplow]

Search imdb for films and documentaries related to the topic.

Give a hungry man a fish, he is fed for a day. Teach a hungry man how to catch fish, he is fed for a lifetime.

If all else fails there is a thread in VG/M called The Programmers Summit. Happy programming.

[sweboy]

how do i get this kind of musical passion? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPWjNX4PBlI

[Meatplow]

oh yes I watched that back in the day. I suppose you work hard, realise you only get out what you put in. You can entertain a fleeting association with music and expect little results, or a passionate affair with many returns.

[Gnarmageddon]

can i get an std from having sex with my dog

[Meatplow]

erm, interesting question

it would seem not, most STD's are species specific and can't be transferred over during intercourse however you are at risk of certain types of infections, worms, etc

[Gnarmageddon]

the moar you know

[Jaundice]

Do black girls listen to industrial music?

[Meatplow]

My googling results in this conclusion, deviant, dominant ones who like tying up men, maybe.

[horseypie]

how are you meatplow?

[Jaundice]

I can live with that.

[Jay Link]

Hey Meat, how can I get more sex with the ladies?

[Meatplow]

how are you meatplow?

Good man, I spose. I can't sleep nights, it's really fucking everything for me i'm up after an all nighter trying to stay awake through the day. Working on some tunes.

Hey Meat, how can I get more sex with the ladies?

i've got just the resource for you, i'll upload it

http://www.mediafire.com/?my2ytndynyn

a good read, should provide you with some winning tips this guy is a master :p i got a couple of buddies who are completely hopeless with the women and they've been jizzing over this book, it's actually helping them pick up. maybe I should take this guys advice

[adb]

If you could pick one argument for or against the existence of God

which would you pick and why

[Agr1m]

If everytime I saw a puppy I stabbed myself in the thigh with a 12 inch blade how many puppies could I see in my life before I ****ing bled to death

[Meatplow]

Well, there probably isn't that many puppies you will come across in your life so maybe you'll have time to heal in between each time this ritual occurs. Then again, you'll be pretty much fucked if you come across a litter or walk into a pet store. Be damned.

If you could pick one argument for or against the existence of God

which would you pick and why

I would use Bertrand Russell's Teapot Around The Sun anecdote -

If I were to suggest that between the Earth and Mars there is a china teapot revolving about the sun in an elliptical orbit, nobody would be able to disprove my assertion provided I were careful to add that the teapot is too small to be revealed even by our most powerful telescopes. But if I were to go on to say that, since my assertion cannot be disproved, it is an intolerable presumption on the part of human reason to doubt it, I should rightly be thought to be talking nonsense. If, however, the existence of such a teapot were affirmed in ancient books, taught as the sacred truth every Sunday, and instilled into the minds of children at school, hesitation to believe in its existence would become a mark of eccentricity and entitle the doubter to the attentions of the psychiatrist in an enlightened age or of the Inquisitor in an earlier time.

It's concise, I love it.

[adb]

ahh yes, good choice

[Agr1m]

If every time I saw someone of a different colored skin I immediately had to fight them how long do you think I would survive I'm talking from infancy and beyond

[Meatplow]

well probably not long as a baby but if you did manage to survive these young, racist years you'd have built one hell of a tough skin and your chances will be increased by tenfold

[Agr1m]

okay throw in raping women of different colored skin since infancy

also, I sport a hair net

[Meatplow]

well you probably couldn't get much of an erection as an infant and the woman would laugh at you, and say something like "you ain't black enough, honey!"

the hair net will probably not be much practical use

[Douchebag]

Have you seen the 1960's batman movie? and if you have, did you think it was totally genius?

[Agr1m]

Shut your god damned mouth

[Jay Link]

I am sorry, the question was directed at Mr. Plow

[Agr1m]

I will **** your ****ing head god damnit

[Reaganista]

meatplow post a recording of ur voice

[Aaron]

Tway, I've spoken to Meatplow on the phone many times. He has sulty, dulcet tones.

Haz; when are you coming to visit?

[Reaganista]

post a recording of you reprimanding an animal plz

[Meatplow]

meatplow post a recording of ur voice

http://www.mediafire.com/?gomz2yzuddi

lulz

Have you seen the 1960's batman movie? and if you have, did you think it was totally genius?

I haven't, i'll get to it eventually. I've seen Turkish Batman however.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r28ppyIZ3g

and Turkish Star Wars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IOjSSTbhCIk

Can't get enough of these bad Turkish rip-offs.

Tway, I've spoken to Meatplow on the phone many times. He has sulty, dulcet tones.

Haz; when are you coming to visit?

well, I dare say if you were to organise a date which would be convenient for you I could figure out something or there is this supposed aussie mx meet-up that was being discussed

[Aaron]

Cool. You can stay at mine if you want. Oh I realised we're twins too: I have a year old bag of goon in my fridge as well.

[Reaganista]

http://www.mediafire.com/?gomz2yzuddi

lulz
excellent ty

[ToxicVenom]

hello i make sandwiches for a living am i a total loser or what

[Meatplow]

post a recording of you reprimanding an animal plz

http://www.mediafire.com/?mumvii0vazc

hello i make sandwiches for a living am i a total loser or what

you are still young do a community course or something

Cool. You can stay at mine if you want. Oh I realised we're twins too: I have a year old bag of goon in my fridge as well.

mine is long gone man long gone

[Reaganista]

o god i want to go to australia

[Meatplow]

she scratched the fuck out of me at the end now she's licking between her legs on my futon

[Aaron]

tWAY YOU CAN LIVE WIT ME

[Douchebag]

"I've seen Turkish Batman however.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0r28ppyIZ3g"

WHOA! that was so cheesy and amazing! is that the old 1950's batman? because ive seen it on dvd at my work, but never got around to watching/buying it...

[Meatplow]

Nope, it's a turkish ripoff called Yarasa adam - Bedmen.

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0336011/

you can find a full copy on this bittorrent tracker thats dedicated entirely to obscure crappy films like this one :)

http://cinemageddon.org/

[Jay Link]

Mr. Plow. Being an Observer, what do you think will become of the USA in the next 3 1/2 years. Will we pull out of this disaster or completer fail? I would appreciate your opinion.

[Meatplow]

I'm sure things will somehow work out in the end, in terms of government electing Obama seems to be something of a progressive step in the right direction (anything has to be better then the conservative right) but every country will always be plagued with its problems and I suppose it's a delicate balancing act thats never going to be easy.

[DaveSavesTheDay]

Why do your so called roadrunner birds look nothing like the road runner on the cartoon?

[misterfitch]

are you worried about the direction that this generation's ironically racist humor is headed in?

[Meatplow]

Nope, humour is best when it is challenging.

Why do your so called roadrunner birds look nothing like the road runner on the cartoon?

I assume because the road runner is a caricature that is made to be visually pleasing to children.

[misterfitch]

when does ironic racism become real racism?

[Meatplow]

It's hard to say.

I guess if it's said with a prejudice behind it, rather then if some young white toddler who doesn't know better makes a remark near some black people in the supermarket liek "look mum, it's a n*gger" cause they heard one of their parents use that word before.

I find what is said and someones actual views don't necessarily click sometimes, as well. In the heat of the moment, even with someone who is very aware of racial respect, it's often tempting just to use a mere generalisation to belittle someone who you consider an asshole. I think it might be the same with racist humour, I pretty much grew up with it and I admit i'll laugh at an aboriginal joke or three but I am not prejudiced towards the people themselves, more the stereotype which I am very aware isn't always real.

But idk, an racist action is racist no matter what why you put it. Just gotta be careful what you say and to whom if you are the type of person who is going to feel very, very guilty because you don't truly believe it.

[horseypie]

It's hard to say.

I guess if it's said with a prejudice behind it, rather then if some young white toddler who doesn't know better makes a remark near some black people in the supermarket liek "look mum, it's a n*gger" cause they heard one of their parents use that word before.

lol...when i was like 4 me and my mum were in the line to buy fruit and there was a black man in front of us in the line, and i turned to mum and said heaps loudly "**** HES BLACK MUMMY"

mum thought we were gunna get killed

[Meatplow]

lulz thats funny well I was using that sort of in reference to a similar incident my dad described to me

in the town i live we have a suburb called tolland, its mostly housing commission places where all the difficult white trash and poor aboriginals end up. anyway, it got the nickname "Coon County", and one of dad's mates took the family shopping once at the supermarket there. they were doing their thing shopping, aboriginal families walking around everywhere and standing around, and the son decides to yell "Why are we shopping at Coon County?". Apparently a brawl ensued

[horseypie]

hahaha....i love underage racism

[adb]

what are your thoughts on gingers and their adverse effects on society, meatplow

[Meatplow]

well I won't take it to cartman extremes, but goddamn have I met some gingers in my time, they all look the bloody same and they are all star wars fans for some reason

adverse effects on society, idk. they've all been reasonably nice people

hahaha....i love underage racism

I wouldn't if my kid said something like that in Coon County Woolworths

[adb]

what are your thoughts on 'Star Wars'

[horseypie]

star wars is sick stfu

and lol yeah that probs would be a bad place to say it

[Meatplow]

what are your thoughts on 'Star Wars'

To tell you the truth, the only time I watched any of it was a kid and that was probably a section of whatever movie was playing on TV. I barely remember it, i'm aware of it mainly through pop culture references and the like. Luke Skywalker, Chewbecca, Death Star, "I am your father", etc. I had a graphic novel when I was young based off the third movie, which captured my imagination I guess, but apart from that I never delved into Star Wars. People who obsessively collect merchandise are amusing, theres a guy in this article here somewhere who is pure lol (i think he was number 1 i forget)

http://www.cracked.com/article_16752_7-most-impressive-depressing-geek-collections.html

[ThePalaceOfWisdom]

Meatplow, do you find roadworkers holding the signs that say "slow", hilarious? In a double entendre kind of way?

[adb]

hur

[wdjkals]

how long does it take for one blonde hair to dry in a room with the temperature 20 degrees celsius

[Meatplow]

Meatplow, do you find roadworkers holding the signs that say "slow", hilarious? In a double entendre kind of way?

Much in the same way a legion of fans at a Tool concert all wearing shirts that say Tool on them, yeah. Roadworkers are hilarious, I remember back in high school I used to walk over the only hill in town every day and back which is sort of a bushy area and came across this ute with two roadworkers asleep inside say, 2 pm. If the council didn't get enough of a rap from being lazy.

how long does it take for one blonde hair to dry in a room with the temperature 20 degrees celsius

A single hair wouldn't take long at all, I guess. Unless indefinitely submersed in water.

[Jaundice]

meatplow why don't she want me anymore , where did i go wrong?

[gaslightanthem]

I used to get you mixed up with user Badtaste. Explain.

[Xplisit]

meatplow how/why are you so much cooler than any other australian to ever exist

[Meatplow]

i'll play

meatplow why don't she want me anymore , where did i go wrong?

what is the situation exactly alex?

I used to get you mixed up with user Badtaste. Explain.

This is hard to say. I've often associated with badtaste online outside of MX (i've even played super nintendo games with him), but i've never felt I had a posting style similar to his though and we have very different tastes so i'm not sure on that one.

meatplow how/why are you so much cooler than any other australian to ever exist

haha i'm flattered, idk man just regurgitating the voices in my head a lot of the time. :p

[Jaundice]

what is the situation exactly alex?went out with her for a couple months even though i wasn't attracted to her and couldn't stand her as a person, broke up with her , randomly fell in love with her a year or two later, but now she won't talk to me because one of my friends insulted her

[Meatplow]

Teenage girls are notoriously difficult and fickle, my suggestion is to try and learn to not measure all your accomplishments besides women at an early age and brush off rejection with a "shes to blame" attitude if you know she is being stupid. I would move on to someone who is worth your time.

[Jaundice]

the problem is that she's completely within her rights to hate me , i've left out large chunks of the story. i'm not about to blame her.

[Meatplow]

Well, if that is the case you've made your bed and have to sleep in it. Still, I believe you can make up for guilt by being miserable enough about for a long time and actually learning something from the experience. After that if she can't forgive you there is not much you can do, but shes probably made a few mistakes about the matter as well so you can't always be too hard on yourself. Unless you murdered her dog, or something.

[Jaundice]

According to her, I permanently damaged her self-esteem :upset:

[Txus]

Haz, what should I eat for lunch?

[Meatplow]

what are you think about eating?

According to her, I permanently damaged her self-esteem :upset:

if you didn't teach her that lesson someone else probably would have

[sweboy]

Meatplow, should I study more mathematics y/n?

[Txus]

what are you think about eating?

It's either Turkish food, italian or greek...

[Meatplow]

It's either Turkish food, italian or greek...

All three are good but I would personally choose Italian or Greek, I prefer these kind of dishes over spicy curries etc. I might be getting Turkish confused with Indian food.

Meatplow, should I study more mathematics y/n?

how much mathematics have you already studied and what do you plan to do with such knowledge?

reach for the stars, at least you'll end up in the sky (of math)

[Jaundice]

mmm, we're talking about food

[Txus]

All three are good but I would personally choose Italian or Greek, I prefer these kind of dishes over spicy curries etc. I might be getting Turkish confused with Indian food.

Yeah, Turkish food doesn't use curries. It's quite similar to some Italian food, to be honest. But I will get Greek then, thanks great haz :)

[Meatplow]

No problem, I am actually drawing a blank thinking of Turkish food I don't think i've ever had any. Conscious of the fact, at least.

I made some wraps one time but I think that was an indian recipe, there was an elephant and some woman with a dot on her forehead on the sauce label so I guess so lol

[Jaundice]

I can't think of any Turkish or Greek foods I've had

sounds good right about now though

[Xplisit]

go to a greek restaurant NOW

[Jaundice]

doesn't really fit my schedule

[Txus]

Greek food is probably my second favorite type of cuisine. I'm probably going to order some pork souvlakis, Tzatziki and Melopita.

[Jaundice]

enough joking around, haz, time for a serious question

how does it feel emotionally to close a thread

[Meatplow]

i've done it twice and by the end of each incident lesser men would have needed counselling from the qualified mod psychiatrists secretly posting here who are on call 24/7 paid for with your MX tax dollars but personally I felt detached and very impersonal about the matter.

[Jaundice]

i'm here for you if you need emotional support

[Txus]

do you like rugby

[Meatplow]

I have never been sport orientated in terms of following a team or anything of that kind of nature but I did enjoy playing rugby at school years back

[Jaundice]

only reason i brought this thread back was that i felt like bumping an old thread and this was the coolest one i could find

but now that i think of it its much more relevant in light of your new status

[TimJim]

Why does my beard grow out red if I have blonde hair?
you have a kick of Celt in you my boy

[Bleak]

Meatplow, how do you discover all these weird movies that nobody has ever heard of? And what makes you decide which one to watch?

[suspect device]

do austrailian women fart?

[FA]

where are my cigarettes?

[Meatplow]

Meatplow, how do you discover all these weird movies that nobody has ever heard of? And what makes you decide which one to watch?

I usually work through a filmography each month, otherwise I just get recommendations posting on forums or from fanzines such as cinema sewer which are always a very interesting read. Example -

http://www.mediafire.com/?njmwxtkjmyo

do austrailian women fart?

Do they ever!

where are my cigarettes?

I'll take a wild guess and say you left the pack on a bench or a cabinet somewhere, or you haven't bought any cigarettes and have just gone mad.

[stevensonmat2]

hows my show going to go this sunday meatplow?

[Meatplow]

what does your show involve? good, I hope

[stevensonmat2]

the show involves my band playing live music (heavy psychedelic) to a crowd for the first time ever.

[suspect device]

ozzie women are gross so

[Meatplow]

the show involves my band playing live music (heavy psychedelic) to a crowd for the first time ever.

awesome, well if they are as stoned as they should be at a psych rock show it should go down fine

[stevensonmat2]

huzzaaah!

[SgtBaker]

the show involves my band playing live music (heavy psychedelic) to a crowd for the first time ever.

i'd like to hear, do you guys have a myspace?

[DWittisarockstar]

Meatplow, what will be the Carolina Panthers final record at the end of the regular season? The NFL Carolina Panthers.

[Meatplow]

well according to wikipedia they did pretty well last season but it ended disappointingly, I know nothing about american football so I couldn't give you an estimated record but they'll probably do okay

[Mute Requiem]

who is your favorite black man and why

[Jaundice]

what is the most intense physical altercation you've been in

[Pariah]

Has anyone told you that you're ruining R&M since you've become a mod?

[Jaundice]

lol DLP talking about being a bad mod

[ANDYTHENEVERSTOPPINGMACHINE]

Meatplow,

I have a question.

[Pariah]

Pardon?

[ANDYTHENEVERSTOPPINGMACHINE]

DLP,

I do not have a question for you.

[Pariah]

That is good, andyneverstoppingmachine, because this is not the Ask DLP thread.

Although I could move it here and bump it, if you would like.

lol I'm not really gonna do that

[die of starvation]

hay meatplow how's it goin
do you still not even realize how racist you are

[Meatplow]

Has anyone told you that you're ruining R&M since you've become a mod?

i'm waiting for it, but not yet

who is your favorite black man and why

i'll go with Rudy Ray Moore, he is just flat out badass.

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=dolemite&search_type=&aq=f

what is the most intense physical altercation you've been in

when I was very young some kid kept flicking hard bits of paper at me with a rubber band in math and I ended up grabbing him and slamming his head into a windowsill about 6 or 7 times. he ended up in hospital for a couple of days, and his friends kept threatening to kill me, besides that i've never gotten into all that many fights I can remember

hay meatplow how's it goin
do you still not even realize how racist you are

It's going good. Since you will always see Australians as ignorant of their own racism there is not much I can say to convince you otherwise.

Meatplow,

I have a question.

What is the question?

[Tillius]

Meatplow, please explain to me in great detail your beliefs and views towards God and religion.

[charlesfishowitz]

hey Meatplow?

[Meatplow]

you rang?

Meatplow, please explain to me in great detail your beliefs and views towards God and religion.

I made a rather longwinded post about this a long while back in PNWI if you want to read it. My views haven't shifted much since then.

http://sputnikmusic.com/forums/showthread.php?p=17325741#post17325741

[Majesty]

:] im glad youre a mod.

[charlesfishowitz]

sup dice

[Meatplow]

nm listening to big black and working on a title sequence for a short film

:] im glad youre a mod.

Thanks, appreciated :)

[charlesfishowitz]

okay haz i got a real question now

[Tillius]

Thank you very much for the quick and satisfying response Mr. Plow.

[Meatplow]

no problem man. hows your indie film career kicking along?

okay haz i got a real question now

speak to me

[Tillius]

One of my actors got arrested the other day on the way to the set. He had a warrant for an unpaid ticket. So far that's the worst thing that has happened to me aside from a funding slump.

[charlesfishowitz]

okay okay we listen to the same bands and shi



do you think we could be friends?

[charlesfishowitz]

you have 24 hours

[Chris Is Gay]

wwhhAAtt ... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Meatplow]

224 kbps

okay okay we listen to the same bands and shi



do you think we could be friends?

this is a perfectly fine arrangement ;]

One of my actors got arrested the other day on the way to the set. He had a warrant for an unpaid ticket. So far that's the worst thing that has happened to me aside from a funding slump.

i'm sure you'll see the humour in it before long, a lot worse could have happened I guess. initial financing is probably the biggest hurdle, i'm sort of dreading it. i've been doing quite a bit of reading on the business side of things, in the meantime just trying to get skilled and make contacts so I can build an impressive portfolio up to show any potential investors.

[charlesfishowitz]

awesuuuuume

[Chris Is Gay]

224 kbps

you were supposed to ask "African or European?"

:(

[Meatplow]

I honestly didn't know how to respond, i'd probably have googled it or something if my net wasn't at dial-up speed right now.

[Pariah]

Ever consider getting your username changed?

[Bleak]

Do you have any weird fetishes?

[horseypie]

dude you just opened the floodgates with that question

[Aaron]

Haha oh boy.

[Alf™]

hey meatplow?

[Cramboli]

Dear abby meatplow,

The end is nigh, what shall I do?

[Chris Is Gay]

Dear Meatplow,

What about EMS rekohmbination?

[Jaundice]

meatplow where are photographs of your appearance

[Meatplow]

I posted a picture once in the R&M photo thread it got buried in obscurity. I'll see if I can find one later.

Dear Meatplow,

What about EMS rekohmbination?

Another Blade Runner reference? Apparently, it didn't even work there so I guess not.

on a similar sci-fi note I have a very dorky urge to watch Logans Run again tonight

Ever consider getting your username changed?

I have, its a Stone Temple Pilots song I used to play on guitar constantly at the time I signed up but I was never a really big fan of them apart from their first two albums. I didn't notice any sexual connotations could come from it until later on, I thought it was some abattoir machinery or something. I can't really think of another name that strikes me as something i'd really want to use, and i've sort of grown into it so i'll probably keep it.

Do you have any weird fetishes?

I've always been about breaking the taboo I suppose and as a result i'm in a sexual malaise where I find it difficult to just get off on a pair of big tits and a girl talking dirty these days. I'm tolerant of most ideas (not always completely enthusiastic) but I do have my limits, kiddie porn and non-consensual violence is bad news to me. Every once in a while i'll come across a new fetish that just makes me lol, but i've pretty much exhausted trying things on, so speak. I need a girl with an unusual sexual mind who isn't a completely nasty piece of work in both personality and looks, and is this a rarity I tell you.

Dear abby meatplow,

The end is nigh, what shall I do?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6DB8M26y0Y

You aren't alone in your confusion.

[Jaundice]

Noble Haz, have you read the Nova Trilogy?

[Meatplow]

I haven't, the only Burroughs i've read so far is Naked Lunch and whilst interesting I found it deliberately confusing and mostly dull because of this to be honest. I do admire David Cronenberg's film adaption of it which must have been a nightmare to conceive a screenplay for.

I also have Junkie but my reading time has been limited recently.

[Jaundice]

I found it deliberately confusing and mostly dullcool, don't read the Nova books then

do you listen to Clock Dva

[Meatplow]

Yeah, Buried Dreams is a pretty good electronic album. I have one of their earlier albums too, supposedly its more post-punk but I haven't listened to it.

[Jaundice]

do you firmly believe that my lifestyle determines my death style

[CatfishJew]

i don't know if my question has been asked...

noble meatplow, why must i plow my meat?

[Crapdragoon]

god damn it who let meatplow be modded

[Chris Is Gay]

You didn't answer my question Haz

What about EMS rekohmbination?

[Meatplow]

"We've already tried it - ethyl, methane, sulfinate as an alkalating agent and potent mutagen; it created a virus so lethal the subject was dead before it even left the table."

do you firmly believe that my lifestyle determines my death style

yeah unless something external intervenes

frantic-tick-tick-tick-tock

i don't know if my question has been asked...

noble meatplow, why must i plow my meat?

I think it has and hell, my username isn't an order. Plow meat on your own terms for your own reasons.

[Jaundice]

yeah unless something external intervenes

frantic-tick-tick-tick-tock
yes yes

im a firm believer that unless somebody else kills you , you pretty much kill yourself

[Bleak]

I like you Meatplow.

[Jaundice]

yeah he's quite bro

[Meatplow]

I seem to be amassing quite a fanclub i'm flattered, lol.

K this thread has done its dash, it is a bump that is months old for one and two i'm done answering questions. Thankyou and good evening.