Yo guys

[Mother]

Im at work and they asked us to think of events/activites that would keep Children entertained in malls and beaches.

and since i hate children and I dont know anything about them I need ideas from u guys on what keeps thses ****tards happy?

[semi]

more info
whats it for and how big is it and how many kids and how much would be spent
the beach is a thing in itself why do you need entertainment just some food stuffs and some kind of animal rides and for malls an arcade or cinema or since its crazy massive uae malls you can have mini theme park stuff like bumper cars or one of things that have rollercoaster seats and it shoots up and down dead fast

[ToxicVenom]

put on a movie or tell them a story or some ****

[sweboy]

yeah most def get one of those upshooting killer rollercoaster things

[ed_stones_dead]

Anything that involves making stuff. They love being creative.

[Jay Link]

Yes, Sand Castle contests. Who can bury a parent the deepest up to their neck without killing them, who can swim the farthest. Kids love competitions and games.

[annethrax]

games that involve running around. tag, hide and seek, etc.

[semi]

face painting and bouncy castles

[sweboy]

castle painting and bouncy face

[Gnarmageddon]

anything with tits and ***

[Mr. Ron]

have them compose nihilist poetry

[GorgeousGabe]

Do something musical. Kids respond to music very well

[smith_]

candy prizes

[LostChild]

paper machet' (sp!)

Normal kids love that type of thing.

[Already_Taken]

tell them nap time and turn all the lights off then harshly reprimand the first one to object in front of all the others.

[LostChild]

What kid would object to napping?

[Already_Taken]

dude, your bound to have one whose parents told him he'd be playing games or some stupid crap like that

[Pete]

intercourse with the elderly

[LostChild]

True, I forgot about the token future-meth-head kid who always has to be doing something.

Yeah, bitchslap that kid to make an example.

[GorgeousGabe]

omg I wouldn't settle for ****ing nap time as a kid. I was the ADD poster child, no way would I go for nap time

[LostChild]

I used to masturbate during naptime in kindergarten, no joke.

[Agr1m]

You should have the boys play tummysticks and the girls play hide the chapstick



that was wroooong wrong wrong

[Agr1m]

did i kill the thread

[LostChild]

I think the two of our posts, one after the other, was enough to kill it.

[viciouscycle]

face painting and bouncy castles

quote for awesomeness

someone I know stole one of these and brought it to someone's b-day partay.. it smelled like a jock strap

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

i have worked with kids a lot

games basically, and random crafts, or just talk to them if theres nothing else to do and they're not entertaining themselves

[adrianman]

anything with hannah montana?

[Mother]

sheez, thanks a lot guys for your input and lolz.


It is an summer event thats gonna be happening in malls and beaches. So yeh the budget is pretty big because its gonna be funded by the government, which is pretty ****ing rich.

[wdjkals]

mother tell your children not to walk my way, tell your children not to hear my words, what they mean what they say motherrrrr

[horseypie]

danzig sucks

[kitsch]

have them compose nihilist poetry

this shouldnt be as lol as it is
but coming from you mr ron
it is

[ridethelib]

danzig concerts

[hismajestythepope]

teach the kid drinking games