There Is This Disabled Guy At My School...

[JohnXDoe]

and I didn't know cuz I just signed up for some classes and I said 'whats wrong with your leg' and he said "I'm disabled," and grimaced and walked away. Now I feel bad :'(

When was the last time you said something to someone and felt like a total arse about it?

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

this one time catching a bus downtown a guy asked for change, held out his hat to me, i instinctively said nice hat and ignored him

thats pretty assholeish but its cool cos i knew he wasnt one of them angel bums cause he was next to some beer cans

[Jonny]

and I didn't know cuz I just signed up for some classes and I said 'whats wrong with your leg' and he said "I'm disabled," and grimaced and walked away. Now I feel bad :'(

When was the last time you said something to someone and felt like a total arse about it?

Don't feel bad. Maybe he just walks funny. Maybe his leg is actually fine and he was merely informing you that he was mentally disabled and therefore incapable of understanding your question.

[ATM]

I was at a titty bar and the stripper came off the stage after dancing and held out her hand for a tip and I shook it.

[Knifeboy]

this mate of mine who recently became a father was talking about this kids chair, and how great it was because it could be made into a normal chair "for when my kid grows up" He said.
Then I just blurted out "yeah or if he dies"

[sweboy]

typical knifeboy lol

[Mexican Bandito]

This one time I was at a pub, stood at the bar with my boyfriend. He was waiting for the barman to come order so I decided it'd be funny to put my arms through his and make loads of gestures, wave, point etc etc
I found this hilarious until he told me that the people stood next to him in the que were deaf and using sign language :upset: :upset:

[Already_Taken]

i worked at subway and this guy in his 40's or so came in with a patch and i was like "hey man before i make a pirate joke in bad taste, what happened to your eye?"

he's like "happened in an accident when i was 8"

:upset:

[Alf™]

never

[Knifeboy]

i worked at subway and this guy in his 40's or so came in with a patch and i was like "hey man before i make a pirate joke in bad taste, what happened to your eye?"

he's like "happened in an accident when i was 8"

:upset:

Would have been even more embarrassing if he'd said "YARRR Why'd ye joke about pirates ye scallywag?!"

[Agr1m]

At work this she-male came in (It looked like Pat from "It's Pat!"). I leaned on the side of it being a women, seeing as it had massive breasts.. but my coworker greeted them by saying "How are you doing today sir?"

It was a woman.

The awkward part was he couldn't stop laughing so he had to just walk back into the office, which then made me start laughing hysterically while still trying to help the poor "woman".

[Already_Taken]

Would have been even more embarrassing if he'd said "YARRR Why'd ye joke about pirates ye scallywag?!"

yeah except he just laid a guilt trip on me instead.