Where would YOU stand in a post apocalyptic environment?

[Jonny]

Apparantly most people would have you believe than a few weeks after the world ends, you will probably turn into an amoral rapist/murderer. Because the only thing stopping you from doing that now is those pesky policemen.

Or I guess you could be the cowardly one who does whatever the aforementioned rapist/murderers tell you to do.

Or something else entirely.

Maybe you'd try to cling to some semblance of your previous life.

Maybe you'd try and help others.

Maybe you'd only look out for yourself.

Maybe you'd kill yourself.

What would you do?

[Jay Link]

Stock up on McDonalds 1.00 cheeseburgers.

[Jamais_Vu]

I'd be like Mel Gibson in The Road Warrior.

[gaslightanthem]

I'd pretend to be a dinosaur so y'know

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[Agr1m]

I've probably discussed this topic with friends entirely too much. But the general idea is..

Go to Wal-Mart, steal all their guns and ammunition. Stock up on canned foods and non-perishables.

Get everyone I love to come to my house where I would barricade us inside and build a fort on the roof, equipped with perimeter trip mines, machine gun nests, barbed wire fencing and flamethrowers.

Oh and on my way back from Wal-Mart I would hit the local liquor store and steal everything

[Shell]

good luck stealing some machine guns and flamethrowers from wal-mart

[Agr1m]

Well if you're going to be snippy about it then you can't come to my awesome post-apocolyptic barricaded fort of death.

Shame.. we were going to cook brownies every thursday.

[gaslightanthem]

hash brownies because you would also have a lot of fertiliser and the cannabis plant

[Mr. Ron]

I would try to ban together people so we could start communal life.



I've actually put a lot of thought into this tbh.

[FattyKnee]

do whatever the **** i want. no raping though, i don't rape

[gaslightanthem]

kill then rape i saw it once on tv ewww

[Skyler]

establish and reinforce a fortress
stock up on supplies
weld a bunch of guns onto a sweet truck
drive around and kick ***

[GorgeousGabe]

I'd be chowin down on all your asses cuz I'd be a mother****in nuclear zombie

[Majesty]

turn into a whore

[Agr1m]

lol?

[Jamais_Vu]

I'd be chowin down on all your asses cuz I'd be a mother****in nuclear zombie

You could be like those Ghouls in Fallout 3.

[FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME]

id probably stand on a pile of dead bodies
and i would play trumpet to all the riots

[Agr1m]

I can't be sure but I bet Zombies don't like Trumpet solos

[Majesty]

hahaha

[ToxicVenom]

hey agr1m how is quzinos

[GorgeousGabe]

yeah your *** is first on the menu mother****er. I'll eat you and your trumpet

[Agr1m]

hey agr1m how is quzinos****ing awesome how is Arbys

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I can't be sure but I bet Zombies don't like Trumpet solos
ya cuz theres no brainz involved wit trumpets

[Black Ink]

Head to the Twinkie factory in Natick, Massachusetts.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

i would stand next to all the things that everyone wants, so that i may pick one of these things up like, gas, a boat, pusssy, tits, food. i would stand right next to all that, im sure they converge somewhere close

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

i don't need to rape to get tail so i wouldn't do that

probably grab a couple 40's and find a tank to play with

[FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME]

if theres one thing that doesnt lose its worth in a zombie apocalypse that thing would be charm
kudos iliketoplaydrums

[Agr1m]

but if you have sex with the zombies doesn't that mean you're infected now too

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

what was that one movie called where she gave birth to a zombie baby?

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

28 days later

it was dope

[ToxicVenom]

****ing awesome how is Arbys

what happend with u and the manager, are u both still working there? last time i heard from u were about to break up with her

[simplephotographinthesun]

Well if you're going to be snippy about it then you can't come to my awesome post-apocolyptic barricaded fort of death.

Shame.. we were going to cook brownies every thursday.

and we're offering crochet sessions every other tuesday!

[simplephotographinthesun]

Head to the Twinkie factory in Natick, Massachusetts.

i see what you did there :wave:

[viciouscycle]

I'd probably start crying












YOU WOULD TOO

[<3<3<3]

wait wait wait


what is the apocalyptic event?

Crazy zombies, angry chinese, natural disasters?

[horseypie]

lol angry chinese apocalypse

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

more like lol angry chinese zombies apocalypse

[sr800bkBassist]

i'd collect skulls from all the dead people i'd find on the roadside.

then i'd build a mountain of skulls and put a throne on top.
i'd have a friend take a picture of me sitting on it, record a metal album, and release it using that photo as an album cover.

[ToxicVenom]

id eat a sandwich with bbq sauce

[LostChild]

i was thinking about this the other day, actually.

I would take out a rib and make it magically turn into a woman, start the whole human race thing over.

[sr800bkBassist]

id eat a sandwich with bbq sauce

dude yeah that'd be cool do that.

[horseypie]

i was thinking about this the other day, actually.

I would take out a rib and make it magically turn into a woman, start the whole human race thing over.

but you didnt get godlike abilities, you just survived the apocalypse somehow

[LostChild]

In that case I'd probably just max in other people's houses and use their ****.

[BassRevelation0]

dude yeah that'd be cool do that.

shhheet whats good? still got the Soundgear?

[Jonny]

See people do have common sense. Movies and such would have you believe that you would be the only ones doing that, and everyone else would just want to rape your women, steal your food, and kill you.

[sweboy]

I've probably discussed this topic with friends entirely too much. But the general idea is..

Go to Wal-Mart, steal all their guns and ammunition. Stock up on canned foods and non-perishables.

Get everyone I love to come to my house where I would barricade us inside and build a fort on the roof, equipped with perimeter trip mines, machine gun nests, barbed wire fencing and flamethrowers.

Oh and on my way back from Wal-Mart I would hit the local liquor store and steal everything

yeah that sounds like a good long-term plan

[McP3000]

smoke weed everyday

[GorgeousGabe]

I'd hate to be high in a life threatening situation.. unless I was used to being high in life threatening situations. the first few times would make me puke

[wartomods]

I would rape, pillage and burn
not necessarly in that order

[Gnarmageddon]

when those bombs
start falling
on the first day of
world war three,
I'm gonna grab me a girl
and go and **** her,
yeah-yeah
world war three

[wartomods]

Agrim's concept is cool , the only thing is i think he didnt understand that apocalypse implies that the world is going to end

[sweboy]

I just want, four walls and adobe slabs.

[<3<3<3]

can I be one of your girls?

[EightMilesHigh]

i'd be chompin' on some mother****ing brainz

edit - even though i already do that everyday LOL

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

can I be one of your girls?
All of Sweboy's girls.

amidoinitrite

[LostChild]

Raid pharmacies, shady houses and liquor stores for psychoactives, probably get a tambourine to pass the time.

There'd be temptation to try necro just one time, but I probably wouldn't do it.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

There'd be temptation to try necro just one time, but I probably wouldn't do it.u crazy bro!!!!!


wooooooooooooooooooooo


u is off tha hizzay

[EightMilesHigh]

I've always wanted to ride my bike around a shopping mall or some big building like that, I'd probably do that.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

around, or inside

[EightMilesHigh]

Inside, like all around the inside of the mall.

[doki]

when those bombs
start falling
on the first day of
world war three,
I'm gonna grab me a girl
and go and **** her,
yeah-yeah
world war three

**** yea

[sr800bkBassist]

shhheet whats good? still got the Soundgear?

well, i kinda have it. it's dead, pickups aren't working and i don't care enough to fix it. i use a white fender jazz from like '93 or something. and i play accordion, mandolin, banjo, dulcimer, uke, and guitar now. but still faithful to bass of course.