Do You Shower Morning Or Night?

[JohnXDoe]

I've always as a rule showered at night, simply because i can't sleep without a shower. I feel too dirty from the day. Yuck

Plus if you sleep with someone or near someone its considerate and oft times necessary. I might shower again in the morning, too

[lak89]

at night, I feel like i have washed the days 'dirt' off, and ready for bed

[kitsch]

60% morn
40% night

[ToxicVenom]

morning sometimes night

[Wish]

In the evening mainly. I haven't the time in the morning, unless I wake up at like 6 or something crazy.

Weekends I'll shower whenever.

[rasputin]

usually night, but sometimes morning/during the day if that particular day has special circumstances

[Jamais_Vu]

65% night
35% morning

[adb]

I haven't showered since 1993

[Knifeboy]

this forum should be renamed the JohnXDoe threadpool

[Iskandar]

Morning.

How can people shower at night, then sleep, then go about their daily routine. It's not like the magical cleaning properties of yesterday's shower are retained throughout the night. Sleep is when your hair gets all messed up and oily. It's gross.

[Mr. Ron]

Morning.

I agree with Alex.

[Iskandar]

I for example partook of a shower this very morn!

[Mr. Ron]

Huzzah!


\:)/ \:)/ \:)/

[Iskandar]

What saith thee, Messers. Ronald of Albanie?

[Reaganista]

both

[McP3000]

usually when i wake up or after my first class.

[RetiredAt21]

I feel dirty if I don't shower immediately when I wake up.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

Morning.

How can people shower at night, then sleep, then go about their daily routine. It's not like the magical cleaning properties of yesterday's shower are retained throughout the night. Sleep is when your hair gets all messed up and oily. It's gross.

This.

I like going to class/work smelling fresh and clean and looking sharp, I don't get showering at night like wtf

[<3<3<3]

At night usually or in the afternoon.

But I shower every other day. I naturally smell good, so unless I did something where I got sweaty I don't need to take one everyday.

[IgniteYourAvail]

this forum should be renamed the JohnXDoe threadpool

who said he was leaving but continued to make threads

[Permanent Solution]

Morning.

How can people shower at night, then sleep, then go about their daily routine. It's not like the magical cleaning properties of yesterday's shower are retained throughout the night. Sleep is when your hair gets all messed up and oily. It's gross.

This. Seriously. I have bad memories of many a class where I sat next to some smelly guy, mentioned it, and he was like "oh, i showered last night" wtf.

[Iskandar]

Showering doesn't take that long anyway unless you have long hair. I realized that when I cut mine.

[masscows]

morning

[Interstate]

Mostly night, I never have time in the morning. If I get out of bed on a hot summers day though I'll have a quick shower before I head to work.

[Detective Dan]

Morning.

How can people shower at night, then sleep, then go about their daily routine. It's not like the magical cleaning properties of yesterday's shower are retained throughout the night. Sleep is when your hair gets all messed up and oily. It's gross.

this this this

night showerers suck

[Mexican Bandito]

mostly at night time but on occasions when I'm too sleepy I shower when I get up in the morning.

[Altmer]

I always shower in the mornings. Nothing like a good shower to wake you up!

[Alf™]

Always in the morning. It is weird if you do it at night. My morning shower wakes me up.

[semi]

morning
sometimes at night as well

night is optional and sometimes but morning is must except maybe if i dont go out in the morning

[wartomods]

morning, night is usually for something special

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

so everyone that takes a shower at night, i hope you know you probably smell all the time except that extremely important time at night after you get out of the shower and before you hit the hey.

[semi]

hay*

[Iskandar]

hej*

[Reaganista]

i have to be really ****ing tired to go to bed without showering otherwise i feel gross

[semi]

-hej*

[Shell]

On nights that I work, I shower in the morning right when I get home. I feel like I should clean off any germs I may have acquired at work.

But if I'm off work, I usually shower in the evening time, right after I wake up.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

all day all night

[Reaganista]

i never had a job where there was any cause to shower before i went i always wound up funky within minutes of showing up

[sweboy]

60% morn
40% night

you mean you only shower to 60% completion during morn, and then finish the shower at night?

[sweboy]

like you walk around all day with shampoo in yo hair

[Iskandar]

i have to be really ****ing tired to go to bed without showering otherwise i feel grossYou do realize that during the night your hair will get oily and disgusting thus rendering a nighttime shower completely pointless right.

[hXcPLISIT]

it varies but usually night

[Iskandar]

You do realize that during the night your hair will get oily and disgusting thus rendering a nighttime shower completely pointless right.Right?

[Skyler]

er, don't you get kind of oily and gross while you sleep?

daytime.

[Reaganista]

You do realize that during the night your hair will get oily and disgusting thus rendering a nighttime shower completely pointless right.
how does what happens during the night render it pointless?
the point is i dont want to feel gross when i go to sleep **** that happens after im asleep is irrelevant

[sweboy]

maybe you have really greasy hair iskandar but for me it works out

[ridethelib]

jesus jxd has a wealth of threads

[Iskandar]

how does what happens during the night render it pointless?
the point is i dont want to feel gross when i go to sleep **** that happens after im asleep is irrelevantI don't see how you could feel gross after a hard day of studying lawl. Maybe if you were a manual labourer.

[ridethelib]

Maybe tway is just a really greasy dude

[burtonbassist_101]

i go through cycles of doing it.

for a while i'll shower in the morning, then i'll just switch to night showering, then after a while i'll switch back.

currently i'm on the night shift :p

[Iskandar]

My shower this morning was great. It really cleansed my body and hair.

[sweboy]

It does sound amazing Iskandar, I wish I could have been there with you.

[Reaganista]

I don't see how you could feel gross after a hard day of studying lawl. Maybe if you were a manual labourer.
precious bodily fluids

[funluvinhobo]

Usually at night or evening time cos I can never get out of bed in the morning, if I am awake though a morning shower is nice...90% night tho.

[Iskandar]

precious bodily fluidsYour bodily fluids are destined to go to waste.

[Reaganista]

not necessarily

[Knifeboy]

every sperm is sacred

[Iskandar]

not necessarilyYes because no woman would consider procreating with you get it.

I mean I've seen pictures and they're not pretty.

[Reaganista]

lol dropper is clueless

[Iskandar]

We're talking about the unlikelihood of you ever procreating not overrated movies

[Sponer]

I hate waking up and not taking a shower. Except for when I was working first shift, then I didn't care how much I stank (we had to take showers at the end of a shift anyway, cause of lead dust and battery acid and other various goodies). Then on third shift I would take a shower at work around 6am before I came home, and then took another shower when I woke up around 2pm.

But I'm not working now cause the gay economy, so I just shower when I wake up.

[Reaganista]

We're talking about the unlikelihood of you ever procreating not overrated movies

if i dont procreate thats a choice thats got nothin to do wit nothin else and it still dont mean my bodily fluids were wasted dont be such a ignoramus

[Jay Link]

Day & Night. I take a least 2 showers a day when it's hotter out, and I have this very cool jacuzzi tub that I like to relax in.

[Detective Dan]

yeah showering in the morning, and again in the evening if i'm doing something is win

[Majesty]

night. but I wash my hair every morning.

[adb]

I thought its bad to wash your hair everyday

[honourosis]

lets shower together

[Pariah]

Every morning when I get home from work.

[smith_]

i've become so lazy that i can barely get in the shower twice a week

[Agr1m]

I usually only shower once every couple of days.

I'm not a very smelly person. I think it's weird if you have to shower everyday. Like wtf is wrong with your body that you require daily showers?

[adb]

do u smell like quiznos

[Agr1m]

Only sometimes

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I usually only shower once every couple of days.

I'm not a very smelly person. I think it's weird if you have to shower everyday. Like wtf is wrong with your body that you require daily showers?
its about smell its a ritual sort of for some ppl plus its relaxing

[Agr1m]

Sometimes I just don't feel like getting wet

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

you're crazy id be wet all the time if i could choose

[Agr1m]

That probably wouldn't be that hard to accomplish, except ppl would look at you funny

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

doesn't matter the heat will keep me going

[FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME]

jesus jxd has a wealth of threads

you could get thread rich too in no time at all! heres what youll need:
1. a pointless topic
2. a finger
3. a mouse

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

he was copy and pasting thread from other forums to make a point or not to make a point. it doesnt matter, they're here, they're discussions, they're okay

[Nosferatu]

at night usually or in the afternoon.

But i shower every other day. i naturally smell good, so unless i did something where i got sweaty i don't need to take one everyday.

i usually only shower once every couple of days.

i'm not a very smelly person. I think it's weird if you have to shower everyday. Like wtf is wrong with your body that you require daily showers?

lol, this must be what the "smelly kids" in school always thought. hmm...

[LostChild]

Showering in the afternoon every other day is where its at

[Mother]

Tbh I only shower before I go out, so for me thats workdays morning, Weekends - evening.

Unless i feel really dirty after working then I go for a night shower

[horseypie]

im all about the morning shower

i feel and look seedy when i wake up

[adb]

maybe because you're rolling around in your own filth at night?

Night showers are superior because you go to bed fresh and clean.

Your hair is free of allergines that have been gathered during the day, and all the stank is gone.

**** off forever morning showers

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

haha well too bad for for you adb

98% chance of morning showers muahaha

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

clearing up mid-afternoon

[adb]

HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
HAHA
haha

...

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

that's right, you're laughing now

just wait

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

...heavy cloud coverage and no beach parties foretasted for the next two weeks, for you


edit: firefox spellchecked me to foretasted, ewwww, **** this open source shi freaks me out

[horseypie]

maybe because you're rolling around in your own filth at night?

Night showers are superior because you go to bed fresh and clean.

Your hair is free of allergines that have been gathered during the day, and all the stank is gone.

**** off forever morning showers

why on earth would you go to bed clean unless you were sleeping with someone else

[Apocalyptic Raids]

both

[Reaganista]

exhaustion or obsessive water conservation are the only justifiable reasons i can think of for not showering before bed

[Mr. Ron]

do you guys use washcloths, body washes or loofahs??????

[Iskandar]

maybe because you're rolling around in your own filth at night?
**** off forever morning showersOh so you go to bed nice and clean, wake up then go about your daily routine after "rolling in your own filth."

**** off morning showers indeed.

[Berner]

do you guys use washcloths, body washes or loofahs??????

I use one of those puffy things that you put body wash on. You use less body wash that way.

[Reaganista]

loofahs are too gay for me

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

are loofahs those things

[sweboy]

i performed a google search for "loohafs" and got only one result: "Daily Kos: Bill O'Reilly on teen pregnancies"

[Mr. Ron]

oops meant loofahs


loofahs

[Iskandar]

Lufah was invented by Arabs don't use it it's bad.

[Mr. Ron]

I use a washcloth, like all good white folk do.

[Reaganista]

i use my hands

[DBoons Ghost]

I use a lufah. I shower in the morning. I sometimes shower at night depending on my day but I wash up pretty good either way.

I work in an office so I usually don't work up a stinky sweat since I mostly sit around telling people what to do and fix stuff from my desk.

[Mr. Ron]

I just stand over a basin of water and splash some over my chest and i'm done

[Reaganista]

i spit on my hands

[Mr. Ron]

gRoSs m3 OuT!

[sweboy]

and then he takes his shirt off

[wartomods]

and he plumbes in...

[semi]

plumbes is not a word

[sweboy]

it is now

[wartomods]

is it, cool

[smith_]

i like smelling bad it turns chicks on

[FattyKnee]

yes

[Klown]

usually morning sometimes night sometimes both

now you know!

[sweboy]

usually morning sometimes night sometimes both

now you know!

i have entered this information into my klown_shower_schedule.txt file

[Klown]

I am going for a shower ~right now~

[sweboy]

noted

[Already_Taken]

normally i wake up just before my first obligation and shower at my first chance after that.

im not a waking up type

[Pete]

3 times a week, mon wed and fri mornings

[Klown]

okay guys i am back from my shower

[sweboy]

how was it klown

was it hot

the water, i mean

[FattyKnee]

suuuure, jk sweboy

[Klown]

how was it klown

was it hot

the water, i mean

quite warm, perfect temperature i would say

[Reaganista]

klown beats off in the shower

[Agr1m]

I've never liked beating off in the shower. I'm trying to concentrate on stuffing some hot chicks *** while screaming at her in German and then I'm like wait why am I all wet wtf then I have to start all over again.

[horseypie]

if i do it in the shower my legs give out and i fall over

[LostChild]

I don't like the water pouring all over me so I don't beat off in the shower

[wdjkals]

whenever I wake up
havent officially gone up before showering

[CarnageFairy]

Usually in the morning because it wakes me up, plus there's a skylight in my bathroom so it's really nice during the day.


Jerking in the shower is hard, who wants to jack off while they're standing the **** up?

[cam]

i shower in the morning cuz i hate feeling all grimy and gross before i go off to school..

jacking in the shower is painful

[Reaganista]

paintful
wtf

it's less than tops but where the **** u get painful from

[CarnageFairy]

If you use soap as lube and some of it gets in the ol' reethra. Bet that sucks.

Never happens to me though because I can't actually touch the tip of my erect penis due to its' horrifying length.

[cam]

i get like dizzy for some reason if i do it in the shower its messed up

[Reaganista]

why you put soap in ur urethra

[CarnageFairy]

I'm paranoid about having a germy piss tube so I scrub it every day

plus it satisfies me sexually. sometimes i stick pipe cleaners down there, you wouldn't BELIEVE how good it feels. One time I came while there was a #2 pencil in it and it shot right through 2 pieces of drywall and killed a little girl

That was quite a day

[Reaganista]

jeez

[Agr1m]

i knew a kid in high school who got shampoo in his dick and had to get it swabbed out with a cuetip

[ToxicVenom]

i knew a kid in highschool who started working at subway and never quit.... what a loser he still works there

[tinathefatlard]

I knew a kid in high school who claimed he had a "super boner". According to him, " It grows 3 times it's normal length, then you can never get it up again". whatanasshole.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

i can jack off in the shower like no problem at all screw you, guy

[JonG]

Morning.

Went to the salon and got a haircut today...other people washing my hair for me = amazing.

/gay

[viciouscycle]

Morning.

Went to the salon and got a haircut today...other people washing my hair for me = amazing.

/gay

That's the best part of a haircut dood

[Alf™]

people that shower at night disgust me

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

ya if i showered at night i would feel dirty

[adb]

last two posters don't no what they're talking about

maybe because they're gay

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

so what we both shower in the mornings

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

together

[adb]

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[(*The Noonward Race*)]

that makes me slightly uncomfortable i am not gonna lie

[adb]

http://i41.tinypic.com/vhfi9l.jpg
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[(*The Noonward Race*)]

well not as much now..

i have a question though

which program did you use to save my picture onto your computer to keep forever and crop it

[adb]

paintttt

I got a folder of mx related silly pics btw

[homer5657]

Defo in the morning.

A really hot shower is the only thing that wakes me up!

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

man i love my hair