If You Could Have One Superpower What Would It Be?

[JohnXDoe]

I'd probably go for the teleportation ability. It would have many practical uses.

I'd never be late for work and stuff and I'd never have to walk again.. (why walk when you can teleport!!)

What do you guys think?

[kitsch]

flight.

id like teleportation, but flight is just wayyy cooler.

[ToxicVenom]

invisibility

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

super speed

it would help me in many many ways, i could play music very very precisely, i could use it for skills to make money, as long as this gift would be for me only

plus i could race dogs all the time and beat them

[Mister_Che]

Teleportation. Not as fun as flying, probably, but it's quicker.

I'd settle for a Green Lantern ring though.

[rasputin]

invisibility

[Knifeboy]

near immortality (I wouldn't want to still be alive after having been blown to bits)

[adb]

the ability to stop JohnxDoe from making threads

[Knifeboy]

mods have superpowers now?

[adb]

yes

[Knifeboy]

make for a pretty boring comic though

[adb]

yeah but the eventual movie adaptation could be interesting

The only question is, which Hollywood hunks would play the likes of DLP, Wish, semi, etc.

my dream cast would be

Brad Pitt = DLP

Orlando Bloom = Wish

idk who would play semi

[GorgeousGabe]

Johnny Depp would be me you mother****ers

[Mr. Ron]

to have Tesla coils for arms

[Iskandar]

The other day when the bus was late and I had to get across town in half an hour, I wished for teleportation. But I wouldn't say no to telekinesis.
mods have superpowers now?Supermods.

[Jonny]

Flight is stupid. It would be uncomfortable. It would be cold. You would probably lose your pants.

[Permanent Solution]

Ability to bend time and space

[McP3000]

to have the knowledge of all human existence. As in the history of it all, and know it all.

it would be much much more powerful than any flying

[Iskandar]

I would like skills with a lightsaber.

[McP3000]

i would have that if lightsabers were real

[RetiredAt21]

My superpower would be to kill whomever I see fit.

[FattyKnee]

flying fo sho

[Interstate]

Teleportation would be awesome.

[HighandDriving]

Immortality

[Gattsu347]

Flying or teleport, seriously, any superpower would rule.

[semi]

flight

[Shell]

I'd like to have a pocket that always produces money.

[Gattsu347]

^^^

[sweboy]

super speed

it would help me in many many ways, i could play music very very precisely, i could use it for skills to make money, as long as this gift would be for me only

plus i could race dogs all the time and beat them

why would you beat innocent dogs you horrible horrible noonward!?!

[Reaganista]

a crab for a hand

[Knifeboy]

a penis that is a miniature version of me, and that miniature version of me would have a miniature version of him as his penis, and so on

[ridethelib]

i put a penis in your penis, so you can **** while your ****in dawg!

invisibilsuperstrengthmegaspeedteleporationflightl azerbeams would be my powers

[hismajestythepope]

The ability to suck dicks.

[Aklerc]

To sit down anywhere and be comfortable.

[funluvinhobo]

I want Bernards watch

[horseypie]

the ability to find the cupboard with the cups in it first go in a strange persons house

[RetiredAt21]

I'd just want to be able to snap my fingers and *poof* that person is ****ing dead.

[Jay Link]

I'd just want to be able to snap my fingers and *poof* that person is ****ing dead.

Join the Mafia.

[RetiredAt21]

No, I wanna do this solo.

[viciouscycle]

teleporting for sure

[Mikedrummer]

the power of john from watchmen, i.e ability to do anything

[Gattsu347]

The ability to suck dicks.

do you lack a mouth or something? i mean, even a monkey can suck a dick.

did you really mean to suck your own dick?