Your Last Dream

[JohnXDoe]

In detail, plz.

I started one of these threads when i first signed up here, and reading the dreams of others was pretty interesting. So I thought I would try another. Also if anyone knows how to interpret dreams, feel free


When I last slept i dreamt i was in downtown Pasadena riding a skateboard shaped like a box, with a piano black finish. I was riding down Lake Avenue listening to my mp3 player. I was having a conversation with another guy on a conventional skateboard, but i don't remember about what

I got on a bus

Suddenly I arrived at Dick Cheney's house and he came out to greet me. He smiled and we talked awhile on his porch. I told him I was out of a job and had never worked before, and he offered me a job and told me he was going to invite a gentleman over for dinner who would give me a job. He was smiling warmly the whole time. He told me to wait on the porch and when dinner was ready he would invite me in

The guy i was talking to riding my skateboard appeared on the porch. I told him I had heard some nasty things about Dick Cheney but that he was actually a really nice guy. The guy agreed

I woke up

Use this thread to post your dreams w/e you have one. As spectacular or lame as it might have been. And be honest!

[Shell]

hey I thought you were leaving

or was that just a dream?

[McP3000]

oh snap

[Crapdragoon]

i was driving thru a parking lot and i got shot at

[Pop music sucks]

Last memorable dream I had was sexing up the sexy high school librarian.

[Crapdragoon]

theres no such thing!!

[Pop music sucks]

She's still a milf at 52 years old.

[Crapdragoon]

:amaze:.

[Pop music sucks]

I know, right. Like a regular Mrs. Robinson.

Actuality, I've always had a boner for the older woman. Like 35+.

[Crapdragoon]

i feel you mang

im always huntin for the milfies

[Iskandar]

Last memorable dream I had was sexing up the sexy high school librarian.Hawt.

Until:
She's still a milf at 52 years old.Nawt.

[Pop music sucks]

Hey man, she's got a lot of sexperience.

She could teach me!

[hXcPLISIT]

i had a dream that i was walking around with my bottom row of teeth all shattered and broken. but like, dangling almost? i couldnt talk at all. i remember continually moving my teeth around with my tongue. it was messed up man. i dont even remember WHERE i was walking around, i just remember everyones faces being cloudy and me not being able to say anything

it felt ridiculously real, near the end of the dream i even brought my hand to my mouth and felt the vacancy along the bottom of my jaw

waking up was the best relief though. =)

[Iskandar]

Hey man, she's got a lot of sexperience.

She could teach me!Yeah but in her fifties. Dude. She could be a grandmother.

[Pop music sucks]

No not yet, none of her kids have kids.

[Chaindrive]

Or not.

[kitsch]

i had a sex dream last night. it was with a black girl. :naughty:

[ikikdababy]

I don't remember my dreams well, so I started keeping a pen and paper next to my bed and when I wake up in the middle of the night, I write down my dream. Often in the morning I don't remember the dream, but reading whatever I've written down helps bring it back to me.


The last entry I have in my little notepad reads as follows:

"Christopher Walken is a retired crime fighter. I help him move.

I fight crime, but my brother is the bad guy. We get caught in a dumpster. Double-crossed by the brother."

In reality, I don't have a brother. In the dream, he and I are arguing about something as we walk through a giant dumpster (think like the detention-level trash compactor from Star Wars but with less water and no trash monsters). Suddenly, the walls of the dumpster all drop and we're surrounded by police.

Somehow, the police believe we're the bad guys. I guess maybe they're after us for taking the law into our own hands? I don't know.

Next thing I know, I'm being arrested and my brother is shaking hands with a cop.

Earlier in the dream, I didn't have a brother, I was just with some random dude and we moved Christopher Walken's furniture and met his daughter. Walken never spoke to us.

[ToxicVenom]

i have ****ed up dreams

[Jamais_Vu]

My cat transformed into my baby cousin....it was messed up.

[thedeadwalk!]

I have a recurring dream, which I had again last night, where I'm back in high school. There's always a lack of credits that brings me back so I'm on the same schedule I was on then. However, I'm confused on which class is in which period, and I'm running late. This time, I get to class and I recognize a girl in it as being in my class but I have to ask if this, indeed, is the correct class.

The girl, however, is someone I met in college, and people from college are always ending up in my high school dream.

[asdf]

The most recent dream I can remember a portion of is from like a week ago. And all I remember is the end. I remember before that that there was this big house with all this nonsensical **** happening, and all the characters kept changing although that happens in my dreams all the time.

But the last thing that is seen in the dream is Chris Kattan sort of standing, but his entire back is bent backwards he's sort of violently convulsing, and running on his toes, while his eyes are open really wide and his jaw is opening and closing really quickly. He is wearing a long shirt and underwear but that's it. And apparently he got into this state from hitting his head on a wooden chair. And all the crazy stuff that had happened earlier in this big house was actually from the imagination of Chris Kattan in this psychoseizurepossessed state. Now he's just running around like this and the entire house is empty, apparently due to people stealing while he's been in this state for weeks.

idk.

[ToxicVenom]

ur dreaming about our mansion :)

[sweboy]

I was having a MSN convo with my friend, he was in "Washington, Alaska" and was playing a game of Warcraft 3. Then suddenly I was right next to him while he was playing, and he lost his connection and dropped out of the game and raged.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

the last vivid dream i had was really brutal. me and my whole family were on the floor at my grandparents house, and my grandpa comes out with a gun and shoots the hell out of my mom right next to me because she's a jew (not irl)

it was insane, it seriously shook me up the whole day because i basically witnessed my mom being murdered right next to me. weird thing is, the same day i got a letter and a check for 50 bucks from my grandpa

[semi]

i dont remember my dreams
unless its those you get after you wake up and try to go back to sleep so are still half awake and even those make no sense and i hardly remember
last one will smith was in a hospital or something and trying to hide it was him from people and not get noticed but i recognised him and went after him then i think i talked to him or got an autograph or something. i had fallen asleep watching 7 pounds though.
before that just ones about someone ive been thinking too much about
dreams dont mean anything they are just your brain sorting out all the **** it deals with during the day. the only interpretation is you have been thinking about that stuff or what it represents to you recently or too much.

[viciouscycle]

i had a dream that i was walking around with my bottom row of teeth all shattered and broken. but like, dangling almost? i couldnt talk at all. i remember continually moving my teeth around with my tongue. it was messed up man. i dont even remember WHERE i was walking around, i just remember everyones faces being cloudy and me not being able to say anything

it felt ridiculously real, near the end of the dream i even brought my hand to my mouth and felt the vacancy along the bottom of my jaw

waking up was the best relief though. =)

I've read about this and it's often said to be a result of insecurity. My buddy said he had dreams like this all the time and I can see him being insecure. Definitely shady about some details.


But the last thing that is seen in the dream is Chris Kattan sort of standing, but his entire back is bent backwards he's sort of violently convulsing, and running on his toes, while his eyes are open really wide and his jaw is opening and closing really quickly. He is wearing a long shirt and underwear but that's it. And apparently he got into this state from hitting his head on a wooden chair. And all the crazy stuff that had happened earlier in this big house was actually from the imagination of Chris Kattan in this psychoseizurepossessed state. Now he's just running around like this and the entire house is empty, apparently due to people stealing while he's been in this state for weeks.

This sounds like some **** straight out of Silent Hill.

You guys seem to be dreaming about celebrities alot :\ too much tv yo.

My dream last night I was back in high school, wondering the halls trying to figure out where I was supposed to be. I found my class room but everyone piled out then we were in the hallway. Some kid let me play his shitty guitar, which had plastic strings on it and played like a fretless but has frets(yea I like guitar). I opened my jacket and popcorn poured out. lol that's awesome cause I hate popcorn

[asdf]

Yeah I don't know why Chris Kattan was in my dream. He wasn't a character beforehand and I don't watch TV really or give a **** about Christ Kattan. My dreams are very frequently like messed up art films. Lots of cool camera angles, but the plot is sketchy if existent at all.

[ToxicVenom]

my dreams are personal and ****ed up and some would consider them a nightmare

[Mr. Ron]

I was having a MSN convo with my friend, he was in "Washington, Alaska" and was playing a game of Warcraft 3. Then suddenly I was right next to him while he was playing, and he lost his connection and dropped out of the game and raged.
Ok I'm going to give you the straight dope, the quick and dirty and the 411


listen up swe these dreams are due to repressed desires maybe you were raised in a prudish household idk but you need to find a release for these feelings have you ever tried hugging a really close friend or just talking about your feelings with your mom because she's a nice lady and you should b/c idk i don't want you to end up all crazy and end up torturing defensless animals and one day becoming leik a killer or sommat so take this advice like a theif takes sum goldz and run witt it b/c life is too short and the ladies are too fly to be havinng dreams like this at such a supple age go forth and druink from the tree of knowlege and ride on the tricycle of freddom my lad

[lmldrummer]

This ugly girl at my school looked halfway decent, and i thought it was real until i got to school

oh...

[ToxicVenom]

dreams are just your mind thinking when ur asleep

[Klown]

i had some crazy dream where i shot some guy in the throat with an arrow and also my car wouldn't turn properly

[Nadinus]

i had some crazy dream where i shot some guy in the throat with an arrow and also my car wouldn't turn properly

that's kind of messed up klown I think you should see a psychiatrist about this.

[Klown]

i only chot him because he was trying to arrow me also it was self defence <:-(

[Jay Link]

I dreamt I came back to post on MX and everyone was nice... and then I woke up.

[Anglachel]

liar

it was about twinkies thats all obese people are capable of dreaming about

[Moon Flavor]

I had this dream last night I don't remember it too well but from what I gathered I was racing this hot chick around Wegman's while shopping and there was some thing about 4chan (I've never visited 4chan mind you and I also hate it) and then we started doing it in the gym locker room that somehow appeared in the supermarket and then I woke up.

There's a lot of details I don't really remember....

[xMalcolmXx]

something about my 13 year old brother driving me down a big hill and crashing into a moose lodge

[smith_]

i'm at a halloween rave in some random barn, then i go meet up with my best friend and we're taking the subway to a bar or maybe the rave i guess and we're just talking, then i notice the subway car is going up like a rollercoaster or something, then all of a sudden it stops, power goes out and we begin to free fall and its like theres nothing holding me back i'm just falling. i run to the door to sort of hide but there is glass flying all over the place then i die, no lie it was weird

[Iskandar]

I dreamed an Asian woman wanted to **** me. She was a biter, and she liked to be on top, too.

Random but whatever.

I also remember one with a swimming pool and something about a slide. I don't really remember much else. It took place in a big house where I was boarding.

[xMalcolmXx]

i'm at a halloween rave in some random barn, then i go meet up with my best friend and we're taking the subway to a bar or maybe the rave i guess and we're just talking, then i notice the subway car is going up like a rollercoaster or something, then all of a sudden it stops, power goes out and we begin to free fall and its like theres nothing holding me back i'm just falling. i run to the door to sort of hide but there is glass flying all over the place then i die, no lie it was weird

i've always wanted to do that.

[iamtherobots]

Me and my buddies Robby, Kevin, and James were driving down the highway, and for some reason there was a short stretch where there was no barrier between opposing traffic. Somehow wind blew us onto the wrong side of the highway, and Robby starts flipping out and tries to pull over onto the side of the road, we get clipped by a pick-up truck and get hit into a metal barrier on the side of the road and get launched like 30 feet in the air and go through a fence to a park where there's a baseball game. For some reason the car is fine and no one is injured. I freak out and run into the woods and hide my bowl in the woods. Come back, Kevin is burying his bowl in a ditch. Cops come, and my friend Mike's mom (no clue) tells them that the weather made the accident happen, then I woke up.

[P13]

I dreamt that I went on the bus and they made it illegal to drink or eat on the bus and I got really pissed and wrote a letter to the city.

I woke up and was pretty puzzled.