Helping the vagrant

[<3<3<3]

So I was thinking the other about how lame signs are that bums carry.

It makes me think that they're just playing of the cliche trying to get money.



Then one day I saw some other bum, and he had sign that said "SMilE" and he kept pointing and it was kinda of annoying too and I felt it was just a stupid ploy to get money. (he was asking for money btw), so I didn't give him any. So I started thinking my head what would be a good way to help a bum make some money. I figured playing of the sympathies of others is pretty lame, and doesn't really make me want to give a bum money. And the trying to be cute happy bum was pretty gay too.

But, I got to thinking if only giving money to a bum was fun. So when I got home, I got a piece of cardboard, painted a red square in the middle, and then proceeded to make a loop out of scrunched up aluminum foil and I taped it to the cardboard. I also got this empty can, about the size of a paint bucket.

I figured if I saw a bum holding this basketball hoop contraption I would def try to throw some change in and try to score. I haven't given it to a bum yet, I'm kind of worried they might be offended. I doubt they would be though.

Would you try throw change into the hoop held above the can?

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

id slamdunk a nickle of mine and smash his backboard

[<3<3<3]

a nickel wtf you some kind of miser

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

hes a bum im not gonna give him dimes or anything

[<3<3<3]

so long as you support the cardboard change-hoop bum giving initiative, I'm okay with that.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

i guess but bums not gonna have a very good outlook on life once i smash his backboard

[<3<3<3]

I'll make him a new one at the cost of a nickel.

[sweboy]

dude this is a sweet idea

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

dude this is a sweet idea
thanks for ur 2 cents sweboy

have a good day smile

[sweboy]

i dont wanna smile noonz i wanna throw coins in yo face

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

oooooo it hurtz so good

[Interstate]

I'd be more inclined to give him change I guess.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

ima beg for hope instead

yes i can

[sweboy]

wat is this a surevey

[sweboy]

ima beg for hope instead

yes i can

"Please put some hope in my Yes-I-Can."

[<3<3<3]

for the benefits of my bums!

and to see if I actually want to give them the hoop.

If I do, I'll take pix

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

for the benefits of my bums!

and to see if I actually want to give them the hoop.

If I do, I'll take pix
"Please put some hoop in my Yes-I-Can."

[<3<3<3]

"Please put some hope in my Yes-I-Can."

oooh that's clever

I'm making you vp of the hobo helper committee.

[ToxicVenom]

this is a survey top 5 answers on the board you have 20 seconds after i finish reading the first question starting now

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

this is a survey top 5 answers on the board you have 20 seconds after i finish reading the first question starting now
what is this? the crazy joke thread!?!??!

[kitsch]

def do it

[JayLinkisBanned]

I would roll up a ten dollar bill and toss it in his little hoop thingy...lol

[Kuffuffled]

Beats bums trying to wash your windshield and ****ing it up.. but in Canada they'd be whipped with coins

[FattyKnee]

i'd throw a quarter, nothing moar nothing less. more than a quarter, a huge clan of them come to you begging. no one likes that ****

[<3<3<3]

okay so I'm going to go give this to a bum next time I go downtown

[Already_Taken]

i hope you get your *** kicked.

[<3<3<3]

I won't.

I'm pretty tough and I'm nice.

I hope you don't get your *** kicked though, because I'm not sure about you.

[FattyKnee]

wha why would you say that? thats not nice

[Kuffuffled]

i hope you get your *** kicked.

Maybe you should think about carrying one of these around

[Already_Taken]

i saw a bum's sign once it said "screw change, i want peace"

that's pretty good i guess, better than acting like a clown with a shitty basketball hoop

[Kuffuffled]

Peace will never happen, we're human

[Already_Taken]

not when there's people with an attitude like yours, you're right.

[sweboy]

okay so I'm going to go give this to a bum next time I go downtown

take pix

[willfellmarsy]

lack of yay or nay choice is irksome...

[Pete]

Beats bums

thats just inhumane

[sweboy]

inhumane but sexy

[<3<3<3]

lack of yay or nay choice is irksome...

think of it as misspelled swedish

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

inhumane but sexy
sexy is the new inhumane

[guitarded_chuck]

I would take a bunch of $20s and roll them up into a decent ball and tell him if he can sink the money ball into the basket from 50 ft away he can keep it.

(i actually feel reel bad about the homeless i kid i kid)

[Pete]

maybe this be something for the wanting vagrant

http://ugly-halloween-costumes.com/scary/Toilet-Seat/toilet-seat-big.jpg

[FakeReality]

not when there's people with an attitude like yours, you're right.

What a peaceful post

[Kuffuffled]

What a peaceful post

Yea it felt a little condescending

I only hope for world peace :(