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JohnXDoe
03-21-2009, 07:37 PM
Are your parents embarrassing? Reply one thing (or more) they did, to make you wanna.... well... die... on the spot...

My mom started dancing to SexyBack while we were in the mall with three of my friends... (and she sang too)


damn dudes, damn....

Klown
07-21-2009, 02:36 PM
they are sooooo embarrassing

Berner
07-21-2009, 02:39 PM
My dad gets really confrontational with employees of any sort of business if something goes worng or he doesn't like something etc. I usually just tell him to calm down so that he gets embarassed rather than me getting embarassed.

Agr1m
07-21-2009, 02:45 PM
My dad is kind of a dork but he can't help it so it's okay.

My mom is kind of a bitch to random strangers, so when she starts being that way I just take over the conversation... but she doesn't realize why.

GorgeousGabe
07-21-2009, 02:46 PM
Yo my mom comes to my band's shows and dances up at the front. I love her for it though, she dances better than any of my friends - except for my roommate Nick, he dances like a wildman, when they are both at our shows dancing it's fantastic

Agr1m
07-21-2009, 02:48 PM
does she flash the band you ****ing queerbait

Agr1m
07-21-2009, 02:48 PM
I don't know where that came from I apologize


queerbait

here comes the bird flu
07-21-2009, 02:52 PM
Are your parents embarrassing? Reply one thing (or more) they did, to make you wanna.... well... die... on the spot...

My mom started dancing to SexyBack while we were in the mall with three of my friends... (and she sang too)


damn dudes, damn....

that isn't embarrassing

Light Flantastic
07-21-2009, 02:56 PM
your relationship with your parents is voluntary if you dont like it just stop talking to them you whiny ****s

RNR
07-21-2009, 03:10 PM
No my parents aren't embarrassing. They're actually pretty cool and most of my friends who know them think so too.

Thinking about it for the first time now, it really would be hell on earth to be raised by dorks. My sympathies to all of you with loser parents.

PshSam
07-21-2009, 03:26 PM
My parents are not only losers, they are assholes.

lukeskywalkertakingadump3
07-21-2009, 03:48 PM
My dad gets really confrontational with employees of any sort of business if something goes worng or he doesn't like something etc. I usually just tell him to calm down so that he gets embarassed rather than me getting embarassed.

Both of my parents do this. Also my dad used to have a pony tail...yeah.

Berner
07-21-2009, 03:50 PM
Both of my parents do this. Also my dad used to have a pony tail...yeah.


My dad isn't a douche so a pony tail isn't something I could see him having. Other than his cantankerous side with some people he's a cool guy.

mistersnitch
07-21-2009, 03:52 PM
nah they're not really embarrassing

my dad is endearingly awkward

my mom is nice but she can't tell when people don't want to have long conversations

lukeskywalkertakingadump3
07-21-2009, 04:02 PM
My dad isn't a douche so a pony tail isn't something I could see him having. Other than his cantankerous side with some people he's a cool guy.

It was really embarrassing when he had the pony tail.

Bleak
07-21-2009, 06:55 PM
My dad is awesome. I don't think I've ever been embarrassed by him.

P13
07-21-2009, 07:04 PM
My dad's a spy.


shhhhhhhhhhh!

dei
07-21-2009, 07:06 PM
Nothing.

purplefeet
07-21-2009, 07:06 PM
My dad and I have a weird relationship where, bonding for us is sitting around having cigarettes or playing poker.

He's very angry, Irish, tattoo'd trucker. He has the tendency of swearing, yelling and making racist comments to anyone that isn't white, whenever possible. He has no problem trying to instigate anyone just for kicks and once told one of my boyfriends that he'd shove a tire iron threw his body (sadly he would probably do it).

P13
07-21-2009, 07:14 PM
sounds very Canadian to me

purplefeet
07-21-2009, 07:26 PM
Great observation.

Aklerc
07-21-2009, 07:43 PM
My mum works in Ann Summers. It would be more embarrassing if I was younger, but you can definitely hear enough about the 'vibes' she's sold and all the different products sometimes. Luckily she stopped going to the local gay club every Monday and is starting to overcome her mid life crisis. Thank god.

My dad is a very decent bloke, but unintentionally Middle Class sometimes. He gets excited about new gadgets and purchases and likes to talk about them a lot to people who really could never afford them. Also has a tendency to come off as an asshole at restaurants and places, when really he's just joking and trying to be charming. Bless.

wdjkals
07-21-2009, 09:05 PM
my parents are supersilly and think it's fun to make me embarrassed, I only see them two-three times a year so it's ok

je suis un beau chapeau
07-21-2009, 09:06 PM
i was adopted so if they count then yeah they are pretty embarrassing, its not really their fault its just that one of them is white and the other is black i dont remember which is which though but when we are in public everyone looks at us and says how tall my dad is maybe hes the black one

Meatplow
07-21-2009, 09:06 PM
my dad is fat and british and bought a mail order bride and my mum is pretty kewl

McP3000
07-21-2009, 09:06 PM
i love my parents but they've become a little annoying as ive gotten older

kitsch
07-21-2009, 09:30 PM
my mom just signed up for belly dancing classes.












with HER mother.

mistersnitch
07-21-2009, 09:45 PM
i was adopted so if they count then yeah they are pretty embarrassing, its not really their fault its just that one of them is white and the other is black i dont remember which is which though but when we are in public everyone looks at us and says how tall my dad is maybe hes the black one

:')

lil_shenanigans
07-21-2009, 10:04 PM
My parents getting wasted in front of my friends and trying to dirty dance with each other. effing grossss and so embarrassing :(

Murdererer
07-21-2009, 11:54 PM
my dad used to ask employees if they had change for a large bill then when they said yes hed pull out a large fake play money bill

Meatplow
07-21-2009, 11:57 PM
rofl

thats incredibly lame i wanna do it to someone

lil_shenanigans
07-22-2009, 12:00 AM
my mom just signed up for belly dancing classes.












With her mother.

rofl!!

Jaymz Hetfield
07-22-2009, 12:01 AM
they are awesome. mom teaches retards(special ed) and dad works on power lines. stepparents are both cool, stepmom can cook and stepdad keeps mom happy so it's all good.

Murdererer
07-22-2009, 12:01 AM
lol thats sexy maybe they'll give u a demo kitsch

lil_shenanigans
07-22-2009, 12:05 AM
waaayyyy sexxxy!!! i wanna see it on youtube, ive never seen belly dancing with droopy boobs before lol.

PS - Murderer did you add me on msn last time we posted? I have an add here and i'm not sure if its you so havent accepted/declined yet till i know lol.

nevertoolate
07-22-2009, 12:11 AM
I have four sets of parents myself, both mine and my missus have divorced and remarried. Does my head in!!

Murdererer
07-22-2009, 12:12 AM
heres a guide on what ur mum is leaning kitsch

squeeze right squeeze left

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pvyXkFTa18

lil_shenanigans
07-22-2009, 12:12 AM
I have four sets of parents myself, both mine and my missus have divorced and remarried. Does my head in!!

christmas and birthdays must be worth it though ;) lol

nevertoolate
07-22-2009, 12:14 AM
true lil, but the travelling is annoying. Its wierd my mum lives locally dad in QLD and my missus parent both live in Phillip island, yes both. Don't ask

lil_shenanigans
07-22-2009, 12:15 AM
heres a guide on what ur mum is leaning kitsch

squeeze right squeeze left

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pvyXkFTa18

might be alright for his mum but that squeeze right/squeeze left move might pop the grandmas hip! haha. did you read my edited post above? :)

Murdererer
07-22-2009, 12:15 AM
lol ooooo my hip!!!!!!

lil_shenanigans
07-22-2009, 12:19 AM
so twas it you on my msn?? Im about to close it thats all :)

Murdererer
07-22-2009, 12:20 AM
whats ur msn? i dont have it

lil_shenanigans
07-22-2009, 12:22 AM
oh ok lol sorry i thought last time we posted we were going to add each other and then i got this new add so thought it might have been you :)

Murdererer
07-22-2009, 12:23 AM
okay i added u mine is psychotronn@hotmail.com

nevertoolate
07-22-2009, 12:36 AM
christmas and birthdays must be worth it though ;) lol

in saying that tho I reckon I have THE best step Dad on the planet!!

JohnXDoe
08-07-2009, 11:30 PM
that isn't embarrassing
yeah well you don't know my mom :'(

andyneverstoppingmachine
08-09-2009, 09:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-O4sSZc2WCU