The Crazy Joke Thread

[JohnXDoe]

I thought it would be good to get a thread going where Community members could share jokes and laughs. Try to keep it clean but obviously thats not going to happen so wtf, have fun =]

k i'ma go first


A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The father thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.

Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars, and then ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you learn from that.'

So the boy went to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!'

The boy then went to his sister and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

The girl replied, 'Oh my Gawd! I LOVE Brad Pitt I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you nuts?'

The boy then went to his brother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'

'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know what a million bucks would buy?'

The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad.

His father asked him, 'Did you find out the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?'

The boy replied, 'Yes, 'Potentially', you and I are sitting on three million dollars .

But 'realistically', we're living with two hookers and a homo

:lol:

[KILL]

y did the fender strat cross the road? to get to the other side

[JohnXDoe]

A man and a woman were driving down the road arguing about his
deplorable infidelity when suddenly the woman reached over and sliced the
man's wiener off. Angrily, she tossed it out the car window.

Driving behind the couple was a man and his 6-year-old daughter The
little girl was chatting away at her father when all of a sudden the
wiener smacked their car windshield, stuck for a moment, then flew off.

Surprised, the daughter asked her father, "Daddy, what the heck was
that?"

Shocked, but not wanting to expose his little girl to anything
sexual at such a young age, the father replied, "It...it was only a bug,
Honey."

The daughter sat with a confused look on her face, and after a
a few moments she said,
.... "Sure had a big dick, didn't it?"

[Klown]

lion road, chasing!

[sweboy]

what did the tomato say to his friend he said ketchup

[JohnXDoe]

A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful.

"Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender. "Who gave those beauties to you?"

"Nobody gave them to me," said Sam. "I had to fight like hell for both of them!"

[Klown]

knock knock whos there sweboy sweboy who just sweboy okay then please come in

[semi]

lion chicken road

edit: wait this was already done
pluck you klown

[sweboy]

priest rabbi bar

[semi]

i dont get it sweboy please explain

[JayLinkisBanned]

Why did DLP ban Jay Link...To get to the other side.hahahahaha

[sweboy]

i dont get it sweboy please explain

me neither ):

[semi]

: (

[Klown]

priest fighting a rabbi in a bar, rabbi knows jew-jitsu

sweboy missed some parts what a silly billy

[semi]

oh ok now i get it
lololol gud1 sweboy

[sweboy]

that's me lol always with the billy

[semi]

you are a silly sausage arent you!

[sweboy]

hAHAHAHahAHaHAhAHhHAhaAHhAhA!!!!!!!

[Mr. Ron]

http://i44.tinypic.com/2i7wi7b.jpg

[adb]

http://i42.tinypic.com/o089km.jpg

[KILL]

hahahahaha

[Mr. Ron]

http://i43.tinypic.com/212a0as.jpg

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

http://www.websexlog.com/wp-content/2008/12/jack_nicholson_endorsement_for_clinton.jpg

[gloop]

http://www.dansteinberg.com/blog/uploaded_images/Portfolio_03-717399.jpg

[sweboy]

http://www.clarionhoteldublinairport.com/media/images/theme-photos/people_laughing.jpg

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/23/32874943_ceab2afa37.jpg

[adb]

http://i41.tinypic.com/2119u8h.jpg

[Mr. Ron]

http://i43.tinypic.com/fm8a3r.jpg

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

http://www.marriottworldcenter.com/Portals/1/Images/Photo_Galleries/Activities/lady-laughing-pool-horz.jpg

[gloop]

http://www.desirapesta.com/Blog%20Images/israel-125year-old-man-laughing.jpg

[sweboy]

http://www.gcpl.org/ChildLaughing.jpg

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

http://www.asmallvoice.org/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/laughing-at-you12.jpg

[sweboy]

http://www.wowowow.com/files/imagecache/slide/2009_0306_shutterstock_woman_laughing.jpg

[Klown]

http://vocalo.org/files/imagecache/default/media/images/baby%20laughing.jpg

[sweboy]

http://www.cricinfo.com/db/PICTURES/CMS/88900/88969.jpg

[adb]

http://i43.tinypic.com/15e73mv.jpg

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

http://www.rawspiritfest.com/uploads/images/PEOPLE/LaughingYoga.jpg

[adb]

http://s4.tinypic.com/30mr884.jpg

[Mr. Ron]

http://i39.tinypic.com/nxkll3.jpg

[Crapdragoon]

that guy has **** on his chin

[sweboy]

http://misociety.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/3-why-is-this-man-laughing.JPG

[Mr. Ron]

http://i42.tinypic.com/eld54y.jpg

[adb]

http://s3.tinypic.com/29m8tox.jpg
http://s3.tinypic.com/29m8tox.jpg
http://s3.tinypic.com/29m8tox.jpg
http://s3.tinypic.com/29m8tox.jpg

[adb]

http://s3.tinypic.com/2ryojm9.jpg

[sweboy]

http://francesellenspeaks.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/laughing-woman1.jpg

http://www.bsideblog.com/images/2008/12/10-heidi-laughing.jpg

[gloop]

http://www.southportforums.com/forums/pics7/ots/x654.jpg

[sweboy]

http://lovelaughthenlive.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/george_clooney_laughing.jpg

[Mr. Ron]

http://i39.tinypic.com/28wkx3q.jpg

[KILL]

http://www.pdimages.com/laugh1small.jpg

[hXcPLISIT]

thread rules

[adb]

http://s3.tinypic.com/280ul9k.jpg

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

thread rules
great contribution faggot-buffoon

[hXcPLISIT]

i thought i'd contribute by showing appreciation to all previous posts.

u on the other hand contribute nothing

[adb]

**** off forever hxc

http://i32.tinypic.com/25f4v35.jpg

[hXcPLISIT]

lmao ur so butthurt

[adb]

nice edit fag

gj ruining this thread btw

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

i thought i'd contribute by showing appreciation to all previous posts.

u on the other hand contribute nothing
i am the greatest poster to ever live, what of that fact

[hXcPLISIT]

yeeah cuz ur pre-teen girls were so awesome

@adb

[Mr. Ron]

http://www.break.com/index/luaghing-german-midget.html

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

www.the-internet.com/laughingpictures/lol

[fingers mccoy]

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c94/fingersmccoy/n561270273_3275692_6514.jpg

[imperialblackness]

http://jj.am/gallery/d/32561-1/lolamadeus.gif

[FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME]

http://pedro.bitterpill.org/archives/before%202.JPG

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

http://pedro.bitterpill.org/archives/before%202.JPG
wats going in this post!

[adb]

http://i39.tinypic.com/1gk6kx.jpg

[Reaganista]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/369laughingman/laughing_man_elmex.png

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2359/235/114/1639800002/n1639800002_155344_7478552.jpg

[Pop music sucks]

omfg

I <3 you, Reaganista

http://fc75.deviantart.com/fs32/f/2008/206/b/e/be5edb10b9afade23fc76870c6f3ae9d.jpg

[adb]

http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/photos-ak-snc1/v2359/235/114/1639800002/n1639800002_155344_7478552.jpg

is that a guy or a gurl on the left

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

i dont know i didnt even notice it in the pic

[sweboy]

noonward you're so fly ppl could get hurt

[ToxicVenom]

http://i38.tinypic.com/ftk3t0.jpghttp://i38.tinypic.com/ftk3t0.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/ftk3t0.jpghttp://i38.tinypic.com/ftk3t0.jpg

[Interstate]

http://i38.tinypic.com/ftk3t0.jpghttp://i38.tinypic.com/ftk3t0.jpg
http://i38.tinypic.com/ftk3t0.jpghttp://i38.tinypic.com/ftk3t0.jpg

That's genuinely creepy!

[bradc1988]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A1SOiiMNEJA/RiR75SyU6RI/AAAAAAAAATE/nKpLkIEb90g/s400/laugh_sex.jpg

[KILL]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/07/17/jon-lovitz-laugh-factory.jpg

[Majesty]

ew to gay picture, js

[ToxicVenom]

can u unblock mechanixxxx cindys is probation over its been so long

[guitarded_chuck]

http://www.guzer.com/pictures/laughing_horse_teeth.jpg

[Gnarmageddon]

http://jesusheartsmusic.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/dawson-crying.jpg

[guitarded_chuck]

http://pwbeat.publishersweekly.com/blog/wp-content/2007/07/bush_crying_medal_of_honor.jpg

[adb]

ew to gay picture, js

you're just jealous of their affection

non-sexuality is the pits =/

[GorgeousGabe]

So the other day my girlfriend called me a pedophile : (

I told her, 'hey, that is a pretty big word for an eight year old'

[Pete]

so the other day my eight year old girlfriend called me a phfdfofl

because she couldnt pronounce pedophile as my pen!s was constricting her vocal chords

[GorgeousGabe]

was she eight?

[Pete]

yes wouldnt you know

[GorgeousGabe]

I would know I saw the video