View Full Version : how far into a relationship should you wait before you have sex?
do you have/think there should be like a three date rule? do you have to meet the parents first? do you have to agree upon some form of committment being made? what is your moral standard?
personally, i wouldnt get into any kind of romantic relationship with someone i hadnt had sex with, because theres always the risk of investing precious time into something that could potentially be fcking bad in bed
Castillo
03-20-2009, 01:15 PM
If she doesn't put out on the first date, leave her ***.
Jamais_Vu
03-20-2009, 01:20 PM
If she sucks in bed then leave her. Remember, if you are committed to someone who sucks in bed then you won't have good sex for the rest of your life. Also, if she refuses to do oral then get rid of her right on the spot.
Huxton
03-20-2009, 01:23 PM
if she refuses to be urinated on then get rid of her right on the spot
Castillo
03-20-2009, 01:26 PM
If she refuses to dress up like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and be urinated on while singing the Pokemon theme song, then leave her right on the spot.
mattspurplepen
03-20-2009, 01:33 PM
lol i'm trying to get a bj tonight!
Going on a date with this one girl i used to talk to a bit.
Shes smokin hot, plus i know shes a bit of a slut so if i don't get a bj i'ma be pissed lol!
Castillo
03-20-2009, 01:36 PM
lol i'm trying to get a bj tonight!
Going on a date with this one girl i used to talk to a bit.
Shes smokin hot, plus i know shes a bit of a slut so if i don't get a bj i'ma be pissed lol!
I don't think anyone cares.
Iskandar
03-20-2009, 01:50 PM
do you have/think there should be like a three date rule?Second date. Didn't you ever see Seinfeld? I know you're Swedish but they have television upp dar!
do you have to meet the parents first? do you have to agree upon some form of committment being made? No
personally, i wouldnt get into any kind of romantic relationship with someone i hadnt had sex with, because theres always the risk of investing precious time into something that could potentially be fcking bad in bedGood idea.
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 02:07 PM
Yeah, I don't really have a requirement on how long I'm with someone before I explore her cave of wonders. I'd rather know how they do in the sheet before I get with them for a long time period anyways.
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 02:09 PM
2-3 months for me. waiting a little makes the sex better. especially if she wants it and you hold out until next time.
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 02:12 PM
I think Already Taken's man parts don't function correctly tbh
Huxton
03-20-2009, 02:12 PM
2-3 months for me.
she'll have left you by then
GorgeousGabe
03-20-2009, 02:15 PM
It's always different for me
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 02:18 PM
I think Already Taken's man parts don't function correctly tbh
well it's not often i find a girl i want to have a relationship with. 1 night stand sex just isn't that great imo, it works, sure, but it's not really awesome by any means.
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 02:18 PM
she'll have left you by then
123
that and girls generally don't like homeless dudes unless they cost around 5 bucks for a night and have a mouthful of herpes and the remnants of their previous clients primordial soup still residing in their twat
to already taken
Luc214
03-20-2009, 02:18 PM
If she refuses to dress up like Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and be urinated on while singing the Pokemon theme song, then leave her right on the spot.
is it ****ed up that I know a girl who would probably do that
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 02:29 PM
123
that and girls generally don't like homeless dudes unless they cost around 5 bucks for a night and have a mouthful of herpes and the remnants of their previous clients primordial soup still residing in their twat
to already taken
that's fukin vivid man. lol
cave of wonders.
cave of wonders.
cave of wonders.
cave of wonders.
cave of wonders.
this
Huxton
03-20-2009, 02:32 PM
is it ****ed up that I know a girl who would probably do thatpost images of her
staple images onto her naked skin
GorgeousGabe
03-20-2009, 02:44 PM
you are stapling images onto my mind and I don't appreciate it
viciouscycle
03-20-2009, 03:38 PM
Pretty sure anyone here bashing the homeless guy is 12 and hasn't gotten laid yet
kitsch
03-20-2009, 03:46 PM
idk i just see how it goes and whenever it strikes me.
hXcPLISIT
03-20-2009, 03:48 PM
chances are if im dating her it means im sexually attracted if she doesnt realize this within 2 weeks then adios.
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 03:50 PM
viciouscycle stfu u dont know anything
viciouscycle
03-20-2009, 03:54 PM
lol k
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 03:55 PM
i'm 20 and i have been laid so therefore you were wrong
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 03:56 PM
viciouscycle stfu u dont know anything
you don't know anything about sex if you think it can be good within a week or two of meeting a girl. meaningful sex is 1,000,000 times better than random sex, and if you actually want a relationship to last you have to wait.
if you don't agree with that, then you've clearly had less life experience than me.
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 03:57 PM
I've been with my current girlfriend for over a year now, and it shows no sign of stopping, and we boned before we dated.
So HA.
viciouscycle
03-20-2009, 03:58 PM
i'm 20 and i have been laid so therefore you were wrong
Your font is convincing fer sure
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 03:59 PM
just because you label a time period "dating" doesn't mean you weren't dating before you had sex.
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:00 PM
meaningful sex is 1,000,000 times better than random sex, and if you actually want a relationship to last you have to wait.
vagina is vagina this is girl talk you fag
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 04:02 PM
just because you label a time period "dating" doesn't mean you weren't dating before you had sex.
Touche. We were pretty much together nonstop for a few weeks/month prior to becoming "official".
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:02 PM
do it
Gumble Bee
03-20-2009, 04:04 PM
I honestly don't get what couples do that aren't having sex. Like how do you even pass the time?
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 04:04 PM
new question
how long would you wait b4 putting it in a girls butt
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 04:05 PM
vagina is vagina this is girl talk you fag
you could probably learn a thing or two from me, as your opinion is that of someone who watches way too much porn and doesn't make it outdoors often.
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:05 PM
never
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:06 PM
how long would you wait b4 putting it in a girls butt
the same amount of time as you waited for the first one
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:07 PM
anal is just no
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 04:07 PM
not a bad idea but what if she's resistant to it
i think tbh that all girls like it in the butt its just a matter of getting them to agree to it
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:09 PM
my friend did anal w/ his gf and he got **** stains.
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 04:10 PM
lolol no way?!
the girl has to poop first though i think or get an enema
idk i would never do it with a gf it would probably lead to some mad awkward stuff
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:10 PM
you could probably learn a thing or two from me, as your opinion is that of someone who watches way too much animal photographs and doesn't make it outdoors often.
its ok you dont need to pretend you're pro at sex here nobody actually cares
good sex is about being comfortable, if you're confident and so is she it really doesnt matter if you've known each other five mins or a year
however i can see how this might be your opinion if you are 15 and scared of girls you just met
but ok enough serious posting back to trolling
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:11 PM
hell yeah it would. maybe if i was plastered i would, idk
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 04:11 PM
gross, if you want to have anal sex often, you may have some deep-seeded homosexuality issues you may want to deal with on your own time.
a vag is so much more attractive, and it's like 2 inches away, i just don't see the appeal.
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:12 PM
seriously, vag all the way
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:12 PM
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/deep.html
back to school son
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:13 PM
http://www.wsu.edu/~brians/errors/deep.html
back to school son
spam
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 04:13 PM
yeah i can't speak from a girl's perspective either, but personally i'd never want my asshole penetrated by anything. that is all
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:14 PM
why the hell would a girl want a dick going up her **** hole anyway?
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 04:14 PM
the one thing that makes me super afraid of it is the tucker max story about buttsecks read it if you haven't it brings the lulz
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:14 PM
spam
wat
gross, if you want to have anal sex often, you may have some deep-seeded homosexuality issues you may want to deal with on your own time.
a vag is so much more attractive, and it's like 2 inches away, i just don't see the appeal.
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:15 PM
link?
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:15 PM
joke huxton, joke
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:16 PM
you're a joke.
ridethelib
03-20-2009, 04:16 PM
http://www.tuckermax.com/archives/entries/date/tucker_tries_buttsex_hilarity_does_not_ensue.phtml #278
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:17 PM
you're a joke.
shut the **** up
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:18 PM
ill fight you
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:19 PM
bring it bitch
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 04:19 PM
deep-seated? yeah i didn't know which one to use, and they were both equally punny.
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:20 PM
bring it bitchidk bro i was just kidding lets all calm down
before i **** you up
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:22 PM
don't call me bro, bro
Iskandar
03-20-2009, 04:23 PM
Bad thread, considering closing.
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:23 PM
Iskandar let me remind you that you arent actually a pit mod and nobody wants you here
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 04:24 PM
chad can make any thread close-worthy. such a parasite on this board...
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:24 PM
ban
Huxton
03-20-2009, 04:24 PM
****in lowlife
Iskandar
03-20-2009, 04:24 PM
I'm a supermod, bitch.
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