View Full Version : Last Thing Before You Die
Gattsu347
03-20-2009, 02:15 AM
Whats the last thing you want to do before you die?
I want to eat a fat ribeye steak, pound a few beers, and jump off a huge cliff in one of those wing suits strapped to a beautiful naked woman.
on drugs.
horseypie
03-20-2009, 03:21 AM
thats like the last 3 things :/
JohnXDoe
03-20-2009, 03:23 AM
to say goodbye to the people i love
rasputin
03-20-2009, 03:41 AM
goddamn it adb, beaten
This is "adb's" brother.
He can't hear you he died.
skydive while on acid
I've done acid, not skydove? is that a word
horseypie
03-20-2009, 03:57 AM
skydiven?
McP3000
03-20-2009, 04:03 AM
smoke weed
JohnXDoe
03-20-2009, 04:43 AM
i would like to have some good sex, too. not while saying goodbye to my family, but sometime before or even after
i mean it sounds uncouth, but i must be honest
thats gross user JXD you suck
rasputin
03-20-2009, 05:43 AM
or even after
what
JohnXDoe
03-20-2009, 05:44 AM
well after i say goodbye to them. i mean if i haven't had my sex yet i might just hang on a little longer
bradc1988
03-20-2009, 05:47 AM
Get laid.
burtonbassist_101
03-20-2009, 02:20 PM
pull a joe stalin and curse everybody in the room.
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 02:23 PM
skydive while on acid
good god i can't even imagine what that would be like. that would.... rule.
Huxton
03-20-2009, 02:26 PM
pound a few queers
GorgeousGabe
03-20-2009, 02:43 PM
Skydive on acid is a good one. I would just want to take so much acid that I don't know up from down, and then jump out of a plane
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 02:45 PM
yeah with an automatic parachute. lol, oh wait i forgot this thread is about dying.
i've actually heard of someone who skydived with no parachute (or it didn't deploy i dunno) and they survived.
GorgeousGabe
03-20-2009, 02:47 PM
it happens every once in a blue moon. a stewardess on a plane the blew up lived. she fell on top of the service cart. only survivor
Huxton
03-20-2009, 02:50 PM
she was inside the plane its hardly the same thing
GorgeousGabe
03-20-2009, 02:53 PM
No she wasn't
You decide
http://www.damninteresting.com/?p=18#more-18
Already_Taken
03-20-2009, 03:01 PM
chad is always right, on the internet.!!!!
she woke up and asked for a cigarette. that part is awesome lol, cause i mean, can you blame her?
viciouscycle
03-20-2009, 03:29 PM
yeah with an automatic parachute. lol, oh wait i forgot this thread is about dying.
i've actually heard of someone who skydived with no parachute (or it didn't deploy i dunno) and they survived.
It happens
I'd probably stop caring about anything, get really loaded, take drugs, release all inhibitions
Huxton
03-20-2009, 03:30 PM
i am always right though
kitsch
03-20-2009, 03:42 PM
It happens
I'd probably stop caring about anything, get really loaded, take drugs, release all inhibitions
why would you do something like that? that makes no sense.
GorgeousGabe
03-20-2009, 03:47 PM
It happens
I'd probably stop caring about anything, get really loaded, take drugs, release all inhibitions
I wonder when I read headlines about really weird killing spree **** or like random murders like that... maybe it's not some sociopath or freak, but just some guy who decided "OK, I'm finished with living now. I'm gonna let go of all my inhibitions until I'm done."
viciouscycle
03-20-2009, 04:05 PM
lol why's murder come to mind Gabe? And wasn't death not a choice here thought that was the subject itt
FattyKnee
03-20-2009, 04:07 PM
to say goodbye to the people i love
wtf thats gay
GorgeousGabe
03-20-2009, 08:07 PM
lol why's murder come to mind Gabe? And wasn't death not a choice here thought that was the subject itt
I don't mean you specifically, but some people applying your philosophy on the matter would indeed murder
EightMilesHigh
03-20-2009, 08:25 PM
unexpectedly kiss this girl i like on the lips
viciouscycle
03-21-2009, 02:20 AM
You should try that before life isn't an option
RetiredAt21
03-21-2009, 10:10 AM
The last thing I'm gonna do before I die is 3 bags of heroin.
FattyKnee
03-21-2009, 10:13 AM
^ safe
iliketoplaydrums10111
03-21-2009, 10:15 AM
-Get laid
-Pound down a bucket of hot wings
-Do a bunch of drugs
That's it
RetiredAt21
03-21-2009, 10:16 AM
^ safe
Durrr, I know.
FattyKnee
03-21-2009, 10:17 AM
whatev, pretty sweet way to go down
RetiredAt21
03-21-2009, 10:19 AM
whatev, pretty sweet way to go down
Indeed.
Jamais_Vu
03-21-2009, 10:25 AM
1. Have a foursome with three amazingly hot girls covered in body oil
2. Run around New York City dressed up as Dr. Manhattan
3. Punch Martha Stewart in the face.
Mute Requiem
03-21-2009, 10:28 AM
die on the toilet so it would really suck for whoever had to get my body
GorgeousGabe
03-21-2009, 11:44 AM
drown yourself in a septic tank then
iamtherobots
08-02-2009, 07:26 PM
stab 14 black men in a bar
JohnXDoe
08-03-2009, 05:56 AM
fuk a duck
Ceminon
08-03-2009, 09:25 AM
They say the last thing you do before you die is crap your pants.
Nadinus
08-03-2009, 10:08 AM
They say the last thing you do before you die is crap your pants.
What a thread killer.
Ceminon
08-03-2009, 10:26 AM
What a thread killer.
That's what I'm here for. :thumb:
1338 h4x0r
08-03-2009, 12:13 PM
rack up lots of debt and maybe kill a few people for fun
Pastorius
08-03-2009, 12:47 PM
Anyone who is familiar with me should know my preferred method of death, and exactly what I'll be doing before I die
1338 h4x0r
08-03-2009, 12:53 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation?
Agr1m
08-03-2009, 01:16 PM
I would probably go to an escort agency and get the hottest piece of *** they had.
I would take her out for a nice steak dinner with the best wine they had in stock.
Having already purchased 15 grams of cocaine, I would take her back to my place and we would get all sorts of ****ed up.
I would put her on a leash and write "whore **** pig" on her chest. I would stuff her panties up her snatch and make her cum all over them. Then I would pull them out and stuff them in her mouth, duct taping it shut.
I would then ravage every hole she had while calling her all sorts of incredibly degrading names and humiliating her in any and every way I could possibly think of.
By the time I was finished she would probably kill herself.
And I would too because wtf did I do last night.
TerranYouApart
08-03-2009, 01:18 PM
I would probably go to an escort agency and get the hottest piece of *** they had.
I would take her out for a nice steak dinner with the best wine they had in stock.
Having already purchased 15 grams of cocaine, I would take her back to my place and we would get all sorts of ****ed up.
I would put her on a leash and write "whore **** pig" on her chest. I would stuff her panties up her snatch and make her cum all over them. Then I would pull them out and stuff them in her mouth, duct taping it shut.
I would then ravage every hole she had while calling her all sorts of incredibly degrading names and humiliating her in any and every way I could possibly think of.
By the time I was finished she would probably kill herself.
And I would too because wtf did I do last night.
play sc with agr1m
Pastorius
08-03-2009, 04:42 PM
autoerotic asphyxiation?
maybe i'd do that before i do the thing before i die
horseypie
08-03-2009, 04:49 PM
is that the plan where you like stand under an asteroid and beat your chest or something?
Pastorius
08-03-2009, 05:15 PM
yeah that's the one, i was waiting for someone to get it before i posted the artist's sketch of the event
by the way, it's not an asteroid, it's the moon, and i'm going to be the first thing it hits before earth, and i'm going to give a bestial roar in it's face
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/Pastorius/death-1.png
Jaundice
08-03-2009, 05:19 PM
every skinny girl on the planet and one or two chubby ones
mistersnitch
08-03-2009, 10:15 PM
I would probably go to an escort agency and get the hottest piece of *** they had.
I would take her out for a nice steak dinner with the best wine they had in stock.
Having already purchased 15 grams of cocaine, I would take her back to my place and we would get all sorts of ****ed up.
I would put her on a leash and write "whore **** pig" on her chest. I would stuff her panties up her snatch and make her cum all over them. Then I would pull them out and stuff them in her mouth, duct taping it shut.
I would then ravage every hole she had while calling her all sorts of incredibly degrading names and humiliating her in any and every way I could possibly think of.
By the time I was finished she would probably kill herself.
And I would too because wtf did I do last night.
this post put me at half mast
Elitist Douche Bag
08-04-2009, 12:22 AM
I would probably go to an escort agency and get the hottest piece of *** they had.
I would take her out for a nice steak dinner with the best wine they had in stock.
Having already purchased 15 grams of cocaine, I would take her back to my place and we would get all sorts of ****ed up.
I would put her on a leash and write "whore **** pig" on her chest. I would stuff her panties up her snatch and make her cum all over them. Then I would pull them out and stuff them in her mouth, duct taping it shut.
I would then ravage every hole she had while calling her all sorts of incredibly degrading names and humiliating her in any and every way I could possibly think of.
By the time I was finished she would probably kill herself.
And I would too because wtf did I do last night.
The only post in this thread that matters.
EightMilesHigh
08-04-2009, 12:29 AM
this post put me at half mast
well let's get the job done
Buttloaves
08-04-2009, 01:20 AM
Probably rub one out. Or play Call of Duty 4.
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Gattsu347
08-04-2009, 01:53 AM
Probably rub one out. Or play Call of Duty 4.
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and 666 posts
metal
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