JayLink Advice column

[Jay Link]

Well, usually the wrong advice, but hey, at least we can have a little fun right?:chug:

[Meatplow]

well jay i am 22 and i've never had a real girlfriend just casual sex with women who are much older and uglier then I am what should I do

[Huxton]

first learn the difference between then and than

[Meatplow]

there is no difference other then spelling and meaning

[ridethelib]

yeah you're being pedantic huxton

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

i hate my band but they're my friends. what should i do?

[SugarCoatedSour]

Where's all the advice?

[808]

I think my penis is too small. What should I do?

[Huxton]

stop thinking it

[Jay Link]

well jay i am 22 and i've never had a real girlfriend just casual sex with women who are much older and uglier then I am what should I do

Thank God everyday and don't ever change a thing. You're way ahead of the rest of us.

[Jay Link]

i hate my band but they're my friends. what should i do?

Join a new band and you're friends will end up hating you, but hey, at least you'll still have some old friends amirite?



Dei, your penis is not small, it's just asleep.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Jay Link how do i become rich and successful and cool

[McP3000]

jaylink, if i were a wizard

what would my name be?

[Jay Link]

Jay Link how do i become rich and successful and cool


Let's see Noon, 1. Rich, marry some sick old hag with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel. 2. Successful. Create a cure for the common cold. 3. Cool. You have always been cool in my book Noon.:chug:

[Jay Link]

jaylink, if i were a wizard

what would my name be?

WHIZ ZARD McPee hahaha Get it whiz....McPee.... ummmm hmmmm

[McP3000]

its pronounced emcee pee

and i dont get the joke either...but thats cool

[Jay Link]

its pronounced emcee pee

and i dont get the joke either...but thats cool

Yeah, I was just being silly. How about Grand Wizard Dracon?

[HighandDriving]

I had a dream recently where I was fuc king this girl but she turned into a cat during.

Should I be worried and avoid my 2 cats for awhile?

[Jay Link]

I had a dream recently where I was fuc king this girl but she turned into a cat during.

Should I be worried and avoid my 2 cats for awhile?

This is the sickest thing I have ever heard. seriously.
I am so shocked and upset I am unable to answer this question.

[Reaganista]

jay link i have 2 job interviews one is for public advocate in trenton the other is an estate planning firm in arlington im not thrilled with either what should I do

also the interview are within 2 hours of each other

[wartomods]

Jay Link you are awsome guy, but you need to realize, you dont have to always have a thread about yourself.
Btw nice to see you back

[Jay Link]

jay link i have 2 job interviews one is for public advocate in trenton the other is an estate planning firm in arlington im not thrilled with either what should I do

also the interview are within 2 hours of each other

Hey Tway, sound a little tight for 2 interviews that far apart. I would weight out the benefits and the downside of each job, pay, travel time. The advocate job might look better on your young resume, but estate planning is also a very lucrative business. If it's a toss up to you, I would go with the Advocate position.

Good luck! Let me know how it turns out.

[Jay Link]

Jay Link you are awsome guy, but you need to realize, you dont have to always have a thread about yourself.
Btw nice to see you back


Thanks Man, Nice to be back, I agree with you on the thread about myself thing, but I was just doing it for a little fun and a few laughs.
I promise I will chill out when this runs its course!

[Murdererer88]

what should i eat today jay??

[Jay Link]

what should i eat today jay??

Man a nice pizza sounds good to me. I dunno. What do you got a taste for?

[Murdererer88]

pizza sounds good i got some digornio

[Meatplow]

what movie should I watch today

[Jay Link]

what movie should I watch today

Oh Man Haz, I saw the Watchman last night. It was amazing!!:chug:

[Reaganista]

Hey Tway, sound a little tight for 2 interviews that far apart. I would weight out the benefits and the downside of each job, pay, travel time. The advocate job might look better on your young resume, but estate planning is also a very lucrative business. If it's a toss up to you, I would go with the Advocate position.

Good luck! Let me know how it turns out.

well the advocate job is volunteer and just for the summer but ill get to live at my parents while im workin there so in terms of money saved itll be 4k+

i wont know how much the estate planning thing is payin until i go to the interview and if i get an offer but it wont be a lot but it's in arlington so i could stay there during the school year if i somehow liked it

[Jay Link]

well the advocate job is volunteer and just for the summer but ill get to live at my parents while im workin there so in terms of money saved itll be 4k+

i wont know how much the estate planning thing is payin until i go to the interview and if i get an offer but it wont be a lot but it's in arlington so i could stay there during the school year if i somehow liked it

Well, it sounds like a win/win situation for you. Investigate further, if the pay is really good at the estate planning company, this at least deserves your consideration.

[Reaganista]

i guess it's win/win but there's other better wins out there and it's not worth winning if you can't win big

[Meatplow]

Watchmen*

if you spelt it right and still had "the" at the beginning watch out for the fans they'll bite. i haven't seen it yet myself

[wartomods]

isnt watchmen like a cheap version of x-men, ahahahahah

[Reaganista]

omg god i wish a the matchman fan was here right now biting me
i would tell him it's pretty long for a comic book
o god

[Pastorius]

Dear Jay Link,
I have little faith in humanity's ability to progress in the current profit based society. Do you think humans can achieve peace whilst we still cling onto the concept of separate countries and primitive notions of money? Given that we are all entangled on quantum level, don't you think we should all just act for the greater good of the glorious hole that we are?

Also, you're a glorious hole.

Love Pastorius

[Jay Link]

Dear Jay Link,
I have little faith in humanity's ability to progress in the current profit based society. Do you think humans can achieve peace whilst we still cling onto the concept of separate countries and primitive notions of money? Given that we are all entangled on quantum level, don't you think we should all just act for the greater good of the glorious hole that we are?

Also, you're a glorious hole.

Love Pastorius
Mr. Pastorius, it finally happened. Your big thick bushy beard has grown up into your brain. It was just a matter of time man, all that hair, nowheres to go.

In answer to your question, the human race is a savage race, it will takes hundreds, possibly thousands of years for us to create a utopia, if we ever can. However I think in the next 50-100 years, possibly in your lifetime, the human race has the capability and the savagery to destroy itself.

[curseworship]

Is "I Love You, Man" going to be awesome?

[sweboy]

JayLinkz how do I become financially independent so that I can spend my life on whatever I want to do?

[horseypie]

come up with a good idea like marijuana tea?

[Pastorius]

Dear Jay Link,
Do you think marijuana will be legalised in the next 5 years, especially considering the abject failure that is the war on drugs?
Love Pastorius

[ToxicVenom]

i think it'll be legal soon

[sweboy]

come up with a good idea like marijuana tea?

hmm... that could work... that could work!!!

[malaise]

Well, usually the wrong advice, but hey, at least we can have a little fun right?:chug:

I don't think you're the real jaylink.

[Jamais_Vu]

Jay Link, I have two jobs but one of them is pissing me off because I'm barely getting any hours from it. Should I just quit and start working full time for my other job?

Also, should I start listening to The Cure?

[McP3000]

I don't think you're the real jaylink.
i think we have a detective on our hands

[Jay Link]

i think we have a detective on our hands


Yeah A Defective Detective..lol
Answers coming soon, hang on to your panties.:wave:

[Shell]

give me some advice

[Pastorius]

use a bra, not your hands

oh i went there

[Jay Link]

give me some advice

Hell, Shell, you should be giving me advice..lol
You are doing better than most of us on this forum. My advice to you would be to follow your heart and your dreams wherever they may take you,,:chug:

[Pastorius]

damnit this isn't jaylink

[Jay Link]

Jay Link, I have two jobs but one of them is pissing me off because I'm barely getting any hours from it. Should I just quit and start working full time for my other job?

Also, should I start listening to The Cure?

Absolutely, you will save yourself tons if aggravation and stress, and yes, it's always a good time to check out The Cure.

good luck

Yes, pastorius , it is really I, just a little kinder, gentler and less constipated.

[Reaganista]

idk i think it is

[Pariah]

If anyone thinks we haven't checked already, then they are dumb.

[Jay Link]

Thank you DLP, for that clarification.

[malaise]

Wow, it really is you, Jaylink.

The lame jokes gave you away.

[Jay Link]

lol, you're so cute

now let's get back to me dispensing advice shall we?

[Gattsu347]

my wang has grown a full inch in the past 3 months. what should i do?

[ridethelib]

I'll take some advice.

How do I tell my boss that I want to work for him for a while, but only until my rafting guide job starts this summer?

[asdf]

Jay, I have to think of an experiment design for my rat lab for monday. The experiment is strictly behavioral, no drugs/injections/anything like that is involved. Also, there are no punishment contingencies, only reinforcement and extinction are involved for shaping behaviors.

What do you think I should have my rat do? Some people have shaped rats to discriminate between types of music and do a certain behavior in the presence of each. Some have made them walk a certain amount of steps on two legs. things like that. Any ideas?

[Jay Link]

my wang has grown a full inch in the past 3 months. what should i do?

keep doing exactly what you are doing except harder,faster, and more often.

[ridethelib]

You should make your rats racist against kiwis

[Reaganista]

I'll take some advice.

How do I tell my boss that I want to work for him for a while, but only until my rafting guide job starts this summer?

two weeks notice

Jay, I have to think of an experiment design for my rat lab for monday. The experiment is strictly behavioral, no drugs/injections/anything like that is involved. Also, there are no punishment contingencies, only reinforcement and extinction are involved for shaping behaviors.

What do you think I should have my rat do? Some people have shaped rats to discriminate between types of music and do a certain behavior in the presence of each. Some have made them walk a certain amount of steps on two legs. things like that. Any ideas?

set them free you sicko

[Jay Link]

Jay, I have to think of an experiment design for my rat lab for monday. The experiment is strictly behavioral, no drugs/injections/anything like that is involved. Also, there are no punishment contingencies, only reinforcement and extinction are involved for shaping behaviors.

What do you think I should have my rat do? Some people have shaped rats to discriminate between types of music and do a certain behavior in the presence of each. Some have made them walk a certain amount of steps on two legs. things like that. Any ideas?


Yes, let them sign up here at mx forums..hahaha wow, seriously though, reinforcement and extinction, pretty brutal. I would try to teach him how to stay still on verbal command,. might be tough, but impressive, Good luck on your project rory. Oh yeah, one other suggestion, you could replace you rat with tronn and electrocute him when he get sexually aroused..ll

[asdf]

You should make your rats racist against kiwis

racism is probably a response class, not a singular behavior. I would have to define many behaviors involved in the response class and attempt to train my rat each of these behaviors. Also, I would assume that the behaviors involved in the racism response class would be aggressive in nature, and therefore would likely involve a punishment contingency. The closest thing I can do is have the opportunity to make a response extinguished in the presence of a kiwi. Still though, I doubt this is enough to create true aggression towards kiwis. There's also the fact that a kiwi isn't a race, it's a type of fruit (or bird if that's what you're refering to).

[Shell]

what should I make for supper?

[Reaganista]

kiwis are people from nz

[Jay Link]

I'll take some advice.

How do I tell my boss that I want to work for him for a while, but only until my rafting guide job starts this summer?

Normally face to face with you boss is best. But, if he is an unreasonable obnoxious prick, you could send him an e mail or a text, or letter.

[asdf]

Yes, let them sign up here at mx forums..hahaha wow, seriously though, reinforcement and extinction, pretty brutal. I would try to teach him how to stay still on verbal command,. might be tough, but impressive, Good luck on your project rory. Oh yeah, one other suggestion, you could replace you rat with tronn and electrocute him when he get sexually aroused..ll
Staying still is not a measurable behavior unless you're considering it as latency. One of the things we have to pay attention to when analyzing behavior is the dead man test. If a dead man can do it, we're not considering it a behavior. Dead men love to stay still.

The second one is punishment.

[Jamais_Vu]

what should I make for supper?

Stromboli

[Jay Link]

what should I make for supper?

How about a nice pot roast, baked potatoes carrots, yumm. The Midwest people alway know how to make killer pot roast Shell, or if you're tired order a pizza

[Shell]

a pot roast takes too long, plus I don't have one

I make a killer pork roast in the crock pot though... but it also takes too long- and is frozen

[Jay Link]

Staying still is not a measurable behavior unless you're considering it as latency. One of the things we have to pay attention to when analyzing behavior is the dead man test. If a dead man can do it, we're not considering it a behavior. Dead men love to stay still.

The second one is punishment.
So,you actually need to teach your rat some type of skill.
what about taking a small rubber ball from one cup and dropping it into another? rewarded by food?

[Reaganista]

show the rat freedom and have it get excited and then have it weep bitter tears of anguish when you take it away

[Jay Link]

a pot roast takes too long, plus I don't have one

I make a killer pork roast in the crock pot though... but it also takes too long- and is frozen

Yeah, see I knew it. Pork Roast is awesome! You could make a home made sub sandwich for something quick.

[Shell]

eh, we grilled sandwiches last night

this is not working

[asdf]

So,you actually need to teach your rat some type of skill.
what about taking a small rubber ball from one cup and dropping it into another? rewarded by food?
Maybe. Thanks.

Tway, if I free my rat I fail my grade :(

And if they were doing any experiments that were really harmful, I'd probably free some rats, but everything is about as humane as people having pet rats, if not more so.

[Jay Link]

eh, we grilled sandwiches last night

this is not working

Hey How about a nice Chicken Cesar salad?

[ridethelib]

racism is probably a response class, not a singular behavior. I would have to define many behaviors involved in the response class and attempt to train my rat each of these behaviors. Also, I would assume that the behaviors involved in the racism response class would be aggressive in nature, and therefore would likely involve a punishment contingency. The closest thing I can do is have the opportunity to make a response extinguished in the presence of a kiwi. Still though, I doubt this is enough to create true aggression towards kiwis. There's also the fact that a kiwi isn't a race, it's a type of fruit (or bird if that's what you're refering to).

I was actually referring to the people of New Zealand.

Maybe you could train them to illicit behaviors in the presence of certain odors?

[asdf]

Baw yeah I guess I'm not that up on the people of new zealand. but that would present a whole other set of issues.

I've never heard of anyone in the class doing the odors thing. It sounds interesting but also hard to control for. It would be difficult to make the Skinner Box smell like one thing completely, and then another thing completely. Other than difficult to administer, it sounds pretty cool and would probably work.

[Shell]

Hey How about a nice Chicken Cesar salad?

John doesn't like salad. Plus we have no lettuce.

[The_Berzerker]

JayLink if i came to america in June would you come and visit me?

[PunkItUp]

wat do i have to eat to get real fat

i wanna be mega large so i get all teh ladies


livin' large la dee da

[Gattsu347]

keep doing exactly what you are doing except harder,faster, and more often.

thank you :smoke:

[adb]

How do I gain weight Jaylink

I weigh about 110 pounds and need your expertise on the subject

[ToxicVenom]

how tall are u demon?

im 6"0 150 pounds

[adb]

idk no taller than 5'9"

[JohnXDoe]

honestly just some stuff like this. whether you work out or not, it will do the trick without you having to eat like a pig

http://www.amazon.com/s/qid=1237524477/ref=a9_sc_1?ie=UTF8&search-alias=hpc&field-keywords=weight%20gainer

[ridethelib]

Baw yeah I guess I'm not that up on the people of new zealand. but that would present a whole other set of issues.

I've never heard of anyone in the class doing the odors thing. It sounds interesting but also hard to control for. It would be difficult to make the Skinner Box smell like one thing completely, and then another thing completely. Other than difficult to administer, it sounds pretty cool and would probably work.

What kind of container would the rat be in? You could just present the scent into its environment (say if you want to do fresh basil for instance, put some fresh chopped basil in the cage in a way the rat can't eat it, but will smell it), then take it away and flush the smell out with a fan, then rinse & repeat.

[JohnXDoe]

jay link i have been working out like a fiend trying to take off 10 pounds over the last week....and eating next to nothing. yet, the weight is still there. i've been doing more cardio then usual, too

any suggestions?

[gingerfish]

hey jay. i'm a new user but i need some advice for something really personal. lately i've been feeling very unattractive because i am an overweight 40 year old man, i have a mullet and a beard and i listen to hard rock/metal music. I feel like my band is going nowhere and i have totally wasted my life what should i do?

[Pastorius]

Jay, what can we do to accelerate the legalisation of marijuana?

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Jay, what can we do to accelerate the legalisation of marijuana?
get the marijuana activists to stop smoking marijuana

[Pastorius]

How will that help?

[Castillo]

Jay I have become extremely depressed lately and it doesn't take much to piss me off these days. What should I do?

[Jamais_Vu]

Get a dog?

[Castillo]

I f*cking hate dogs.

[Jamais_Vu]

Listen to happy music for two weeks straight.

[Castillo]

I hate happy people and I hate the sounds that they make.

edit: Especially if they are fat, Christian and have children.

[Pastorius]

smoke a doob man

[Jamais_Vu]

Find something that you enjoy doing and stick to it until you find something new that you enjoy. It's either that or masturbate 7 times a day.

[Castillo]

I would but I just got a new manager and he hates people who smoke anything and is issuing mandatory drug tests randomly.

[Castillo]

Find something that you enjoy doing and stick to it until you find something new that you enjoy. It's either that or masturbate 7 times a day.

Masturbation makes me even more depressed.

[Jamais_Vu]

Then good luck trying to be happy.

[Pastorius]

I would but I just got a new manager and he hates people who smoke anything and is issuing mandatory drug tests randomly.

Have you agreed to be drug tested in a contract?

[HighandDriving]

Jaylink,

My gf is a deep sleeper and I've been struggling with the idea of video tapping her two holes for some sort of profit.

My question is, how do I go abou making this profitable?

[Castillo]

Have you agreed to be drug tested in a contract?

Yeah I'm afraid so.

[mattspurplepen]

jaylink,
is stephen king's the mist the worst movie ever made?
oh and is bigfoot real?

[Pastorius]

Yeah I'm afraid so.

Tough break man. I would recommend maybe some clinical help, that's what I did. I'm currently on citalopram, have been for about a year. It helped me.

[ridethelib]

I would suggest therapy before antidepressants. Doctors seem all too ready to write a prescription for them without having the patient actually face the problem.

And pastorius, I just noticed the raditude of your avatar

[Pastorius]

Therapy is good, but crazy pills helped me, just saying what worked for me.

It's pretty cool isn't it. I asked someone to put the song Puritania into an avatar and that's what I got

[ridethelib]

Therapy is good, but crazy pills helped me, just saying what worked for me.

It's pretty cool isn't it. I asked someone to put the song Puritania into an avatar and that's what I got

Well I do know they help people and good that they helped you. I'm just saying that alot of physicians are dumb and say "you're obviously sad take this pill"

[Pastorius]

I'm sure that is more true in the USA where prescription drugs are a trillion dollar business, but it's all free over here so they'r enot as quick to dole out prescriptions.

[ridethelib]

This is very, very, very true.

Goddamn capitalism.

[sweboy]

Jay I have become extremely depressed lately and it doesn't take much to piss me off these days. What should I do?

start reading interesting books i.e popular science

become a book nerd

[kitsch]

jay link, how much is too much?

[ridethelib]

you've reached too much when you must ask yourself that question.

[kitsch]

ur not jaylink

[ridethelib]

thank god

[Anglachel]

How will that help?
theyll stop being lazy for enough time to get **** done

[Pastorius]

theyll stop being lazy for enough time to get **** done

oh hey look, it's funny's cousin, not funny

[Anglachel]

i dont think i was intending to be


this has been one long day of facepalming at myself i should quit internet for tonight

hey jay how do i quit internet

[adb]

where's that old fat *** to answer our questions

[Pastorius]

i dont think i was intending to be


this has been one long day of facepalming at myself i should quit internet for tonight

hey jay how do i quit internet

marijuana does not make you lazy

lazy people smoking marijuana stay lazy however

plus, marijuana legalisation activists aren't stoned 24/7

[Anglachel]

woah pastorius intrnt is srs bzns

[Pastorius]

marijuana legalisation is serious business!

and it's pastorius! grrrrr now i'm really mad

[Jay Link]

where's that old fat *** to answer our questions

Ta Daaah, sorry, I was in Phoenix all day making $$$$. now I will catch up

[Jay Link]

JayLink if i came to america in June would you come and visit me?

Yes , Of course I would, but hopefullyytou will end up somewhere on the West Coast. LA, Arizona, Las Vegas, all hangouts of mine!!

wat do i have to eat to get real fat

i wanna be mega large so i get all teh ladies


livin' large la dee da

Well, Lets see, first you're delusional, cause fat guys don't get any chicks, and if you wanna get seriously fat, pizza, burgers, & Coke every day and sit on the couch & watch tv. You be a rotundo in a matter of a month or two.


ADB: You question about gaining weight. I think you should try to gain some muscle. Gaining just fat is unhealthy, so bulk up on carbs, protein, and work out with free weight and pack on 10-15 good pounds and not just fat.

[ToxicVenom]

Masturbation makes me even more depressed.

i can only masturbate 1 time per day so i have to make it count

[EightMilesHigh]

I just have to say if I ever come to a point in my life where I need to ask Jay Link for advice, I will stand in front of a moving bus.

[Jay Link]

I just have to say if I ever come to a point in my life where I need to ask Jay Link for advice, I will stand in front of a moving bus.

vroom vroom hahahahaha:chug:

[Jay Link]

i dont think i was intending to be


this has been one long day of facepalming at myself i should quit internet for tonight

hey jay how do i quit internet


God Ang, even without these forums I spend 75% of my life on the net. Pay bill, invoice, business, contract, accounting, banking, credit card stuff, correspondence, music etc...etc...
I could never just quit it,. The internet has integrated itself tightly into all of our lives. Don't know if I could go back to the non digital way of doing things anymore. I guess you could try to limit yourself to say 30 minutes a day or something, but cold turkey would be rough

[adb]

you never answered my question, and a bunch of other peoples questions too, wideload

[Jay Link]

you never answered my question, and a bunch of other peoples questions too, wideload

so shoot me with an elephant gun, I'm old. What was your question again. I know I missed a few and I am sorry, I still actually have a life ya know..lol

[adb]

I asked how I can become a blimp like you

what should my diet consist of

[Jay Link]

I asked how I can become a blimp like you

what should my diet consist of


Oh that's an easy one, but you are kinda skinny.
Lots of bacon cheeseburgers at least a triple, repeat 3-5 times a day, wash down with massive sugary drink at least a gallon. 2 liters of soda is for chumps/ Roll up an extra large pizza for dinner, eat it like a burrito...
Always eat late and after midnight especially and always massive amounts of fried and greasy food. Good luck

[adb]

eat it like a burrito

This quote should be on your tombstone when you die

[Jay Link]

This quote should be on your tombstone when you die


yes, it should.

[adb]

Jaylink

1958 - 2010

Eat it like a Burrito

[Jay Link]

Jaylink

1958 - 2010

Eat it like a Burrito

lol 2010, I'll be lucky to see next Thursday...
Plus I was born in 1961

[Jay Link]

This is my favorite mx quote by a mod, of all time!!! Iskandar rules!
Iskandar
Moderator
Moderator

Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Still a moderator
Posts: 17,764
I'm a supermod, bitch.

[ToxicVenom]

how do u feel about this song jay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFd0subMor0

[EightMilesHigh]

vroom vroom hahahahaha:chug:

yes we all know you're the size of a bus

I still actually have a life

lol wat

[Jay Link]

how do u feel about this song jay

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFd0subMor0

I liked the original song in the 80's, but Kids Inc blow giant donkey dick

[I Am a Hat]

jaylink should i be a writer

[Jay Link]

jaylink should i be a writer

Absolutely. You have a very eclectic and ethereal way of looking at life. Yes, I think so:chug:

[ToxicVenom]

i wrote a sitcom how do i copywrite it?

[Jay Link]

i wrote a sitcom how do i copywrite it?

Library of Congress, Washington DC. check their website
You also need to send in your pilot script, and trademark the name of your sitcom if possible.

Start here, hope it helps.

http://www.tvwritersvault.com/writerres/HowYouAreProtected.asp

[ToxicVenom]

kool thanks ill check it out

[Chaindrive]

lol 2010, I'll be lucky to see next Thursday...
Plus I was born in 1961

He got us confused, apparently.

[Jay Link]

He got us confused, apparently.
He really needs glasses huh Kimmie:p

[Chaindrive]

He really needs glasses huh Kimmie:p

I can let him borrow my trifocals, if he needs 'em.

[Jamais_Vu]

Jay Link, what do I need to do to motivate myself to start working out? I weigh 140 and I'm 5'10". I eat a lot of junk but never gain weight, but recently I've been eating a lot of those amazing yo crunch yogurts. I'm on spring break right now so now would be a good time to start working out. How much weight should I start lifting and how many times a week should I do it?

[Jay Link]

Jay Link, what do I need to do to motivate myself to start working out? I weigh 140 and I'm 5'10". I eat a lot of junk but never gain weight. I'm on spring break right now so now would be a good time to start working out. How much weight should I start lifting?

hmmm you need to start with some heavier weight and low reps to build some muscle. Nothing too heavy to start. If you are physically active, I would start with about 10-15 pound dumbbells and maybe 60 pounds in free weights. It sounds like you have a really high metabolism and burn off calories quickly, so try some protein suppliments so you can put on a bit of weight but not any fat.
Also, after you work out for 2-3 days in a row , take a day off to heal your torn muscle tissue. You will be surprised at the results if you keep at it.
Good Luck!

[Jay Link]

Dang, I just woke up in a cold sweat. I was dreaming about donuts...

[ToxicVenom]

didn't u hear the donuts are laced with LSD

[Jay Link]

So that's it. No wonder I can like, eat a dozen at a time. LSD, makes perfect sense!

[ToxicVenom]

when are we gonna hangout jay we should set a time

[Jay Link]

when are we gonna hangout jay we should set a time

Is that you Tronny? I will be in Fresno next week on Thursday. That is pretty close to Sac huh? Maybe then.

[ToxicVenom]

yea this is tronn reporting live from sac maybe we should hangout then or do u want to wait until i drive again in like july

[Jay Link]

yea this is tronn reporting live from sac maybe we should hangout then or do u want to wait until i drive again in like july

Let me see if I have any extra day there and I could a least drive up & visit you & have lunch or something. I am having a huge party at my new house in Arizona in late July, so if you wanted to make the 500 mile drive, that would be cool. Huge BBQ, Live bands, tons of flowing booze, hookers, God know what else..lol

Hey what are you doing up so early. I went to bed at 10 pm and work up at 5 am.

[ToxicVenom]

i forgot to go to sleep i got a new computer so i had to re-dl all my music yea id like to come to that hopefully itll work out and we can screw one of the hookers

[Jay Link]

i forgot to go to sleep i got a new computer so i had to re-dl all my music yea id like to come to that hopefully itll work out and we can screw one of the hookers

ONE??? C'mon now this will be a legendary Jay Link party. One hooker= huge fail... 3 plus my friend.

Now get some sleep.

[ToxicVenom]

is kimbo gonna be there? if she is we'll have to show her up in our jam band and be like alright this ones for kimbo and be like WE WILL RAPE YOUUUUUUUU AND ****KKKKKK YOU AND MURDER YOUUUUUUUU AND DESTORY YOUUUUUUUU and then be like jk kimmie and u give her a big kiss on her lips and finger her and then ill chug alcohol and smoke a doobie

[Jay Link]

is kimbo gonna be there? if she is we'll have to show her up in our jam band and be like alright this ones for kimbo and be like WE WILL RAPE YOUUUUUUUU AND ****KKKKKK YOU AND MURDER YOUUUUUUUU AND DESTORY YOUUUUUUUU and then be like jk kimmie and u give her a big kiss on her lips and finger her and then ill chug alcohol and smoke a doobie

Yes, I will invite Kimmie and I hope she shows up. I think she will.
Now you really need to get some sleep..lol

[adb]

oh god

I would so pay to see Tronn and Chaindrive have a civilized conversation together while jaylink is stuffing his face at a nearby buffet line

[Jay Link]

oh god

I would so pay to see Tronn and Chaindrive have a civilized conversation while jaylink is stuffing his face at a nearby buffet line

:chug:

[Pastorius]

jay you never answered my other question

what can we do to accelerate the legalisation of marijuana, or is it just a case of waiting for the conservative population to die off so it's no longer political suicide to support legalisation

[ToxicVenom]

jay will legalize it

[adb]

he has the powa

[Chaindrive]

oh god

i would so pay to see tronn and chaindrive have a civilized conversation together while jaylink is stuffing his face at a nearby buffet line

$$$?

??

?

[Jay Link]

jay you never answered my other question

what can we do to accelerate the legalisation of marijuana, or is it just a case of waiting for the conservative population to die off so it's no longer political suicide to support legalisation

From what I hear California is quietly debating it's legalization to assist with it's multi billion dollar budget deficit..no lie. If California does allow it to legalize for taxing purposes,many hard hit states will follow.
Pot is no longer considered a dangerous drug in society. It is more and more becoming an alt to alcohol, so it's just a matter of a few more years before the stigmatism of it being a dangerous drug are gone.
Sorry for the delay in answering you most excellent question Pastorius.

[Pastorius]

I agree, once one state completely legalises, the others will shortly follow, which will trickle down to the UK.

[Jay Link]

Yeah man, the UK is pretty laid back, I think once the USA legalizes it, it will just be a matter of time for you guys.

[Pastorius]

It isn't really on the table at the moment, in fact, we just moved it up a class.

[Reaganista]

california cant really legalize it it's still a federal crime that applies everywhere js

[Alf™]

yay jaylink is banned :')

[JayLinkisBanned]

try not to be so sad Alf..lol

[11InchesofFlamingPinkJesus]

hey how do i get respect on mx like u jaylink

[dankhead]

never stop eating

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

never stop eating
tru words

[adb]

Jaylink, how can I get (*The Noonward Race*) to like me???

[JayLinkisBanned]

Jaylink, how can I get (*The Noonward Race*) to like me???He loves to be sent expensive chocolates and some roses every now and then.

[JayLinkisBanned]

hey how do i get respect on mx like u jaylink


Well my boy, it' takes years of hard work,tons of bullshitz, and a certain presence to become as glorified and revered as I am.

I all honesty, I am the Rodney Dangerfiend of mx..lol I don't get no respect.:chug:

[sweboy]

lol:chug:

[malaise]

You don't get any respect because you're a shitty user.

[JayLinkisBanned]

lol

[Jamais_Vu]

Jay Link, is doing 100 push-ups and 100 sit-ups a day a good start cause that's what I've been doing lately...so far

[JayLinkisBanned]

are you kidding me? I haven't done that many in my whole life..lol
you are doing fantastic and will be ripped very soon! good work!

[Pastorius]

sounds like you should do push ups/sit ups with weights on your chest/back

[JayLinkisBanned]

sounds like you should do push ups/sit ups with weights on your chest/back
yes, i do want to lose weight, but i don't want to end up in intensive care..lol:p

[Pastorius]

hey jay how much do you weigh now

[Jamais_Vu]

sounds like you should do push ups/sit ups with weights on your chest/back

I can't do push-ups and sit-ups in 100 straight reps. I take a 5 minute break then continue.

[JayLinkisBanned]

hey jay how much do you weigh now

actually i weigh 275 still, but over x mas & stuff , i gained about 15 pounds due to stress and overeating, so i bough some home exercise equipment and i got a new house with an inground pool and I am hoping to get really serious about working out every day, buy sadly like most musicians,i am very lazy by nature.

[Pastorius]

I can't do push-ups and sit-ups in 100 straight reps. I take a 5 minute break then continue.

make the break smaller, your muscles can recover too much in a 5 minute break

try 20 sit ups with a 30 seconds break

[Jamais_Vu]

Will do.

[sweboy]

JayLankz how do I become a rock and roll guitar god?

[Chaindrive]

Become Mike.

[JayLinkisBanned]

JayLankz how do I become a rock and roll guitar god?

practice,practice, practice mr.sweboy. my guitarist michael cutting used to put in 8 hours a day for many years. then after you have your chops down, get out there and play everywhere you can. find musicians who are even better than you, work, hard, blow them away with your skills. record, an hook up with some serious management and money people and you are on your way!!! If anyone can do it, you can Sweboy:chug:
hahaha kimmie just gave the short answer lol

[Pastorius]

That's nothing, Steve Bailey used to put in 14 hours a day

[sweboy]

But I don't wanna practice I just want to tear **** up

[Chaindrive]

Gotta practice. No getting around it.

[sweboy]

But if I turn up the distortion really really high then it sounds awesome no matter what I play

[Pastorius]

this much is fact

[Anglachel]

But if I turn up the distortion really really high then it sounds awesome no matter what I play
tr00f

[adb]

sweboy knows the score

[wartomods]

Jay Link when will you be famous and drag my person into your success?

[JayLinkisBanned]

Jay Link when will you be famous and drag my person into your success?


Weill , it happened once around 1985, maybe the next time will be 2015..Le'ts hope huh:chug:
How about you become famous first and drag me on your coattails!

[Shell]

maybe he doesn't wanna rip his coat

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

hey j tell me how good this beat is i wrote and mixed it tonight
i programmed every note no samples/loops
http://www.box.net/shared/gaju1tfjda

[wartomods]

Weill , it happened once around 1985, maybe the next time will be 2015..Le'ts hope huh:chug:
How about you become famous first and drag me on your coattails!

Ok wichever happens first

[ridethelib]

maybe he doesn't wanna rip his coat

shellpwned

[Jay Link]

Yeah She gets a good dig in now and then..lol

Noonward. Wow man, you're getting better and better and producing your own tracks!! Sounded awesome! Keep em coming.

[Majesty]

I dont need advice but I have a question!

[Jay Link]

Yes, Majesty, ask away, I am at your command.

[Majesty]

Okay....

WHY ARE YOU BACK?

[Jay Link]

Okay....

WHY ARE YOU BACK?

Gee, I can feel the love..lol Well, I took 6 months off, and when Chad took down the forums, once Jeremy re did everything, I can back to say hello to some old friends.

[Pariah]

How long did you stay away without lurking?

[Jay Link]

16 minutes

[Pariah]

Sounds about right.

[adb]

how often did you lurk when you were gone

tell the truth

like once a week, day, hour, what?

[Jay Link]

how often did you lurk when you were gone

tell the truth

like once a week, day, hour, what?


Honestly, I checked in once in awhile maybe every two weeks or so, but it was just boring, then turned nasty with the Chad thing. I was really busy getting my new house and my business was doing real well since about November 2008

[Shell]

where's your new house?

[Chaindrive]

Kingman, AZ.

[Jay Link]

Kimmie is correct, I can't seen to leave this godforsaken desert. Oh Well, at least I'm in the mountains. I went to Phoenix las Friday and it was already 94 degrees.

[wartomods]

You'll break my heart and i'll drive to arizona
Might take hundread years for a man to grown an arm
I'll sit and listen to the sound of sand and cold
Twisted diamond heart in the holy weekend warrior
I try to amplify the sound of light and love

[Jay Link]

Cool lyrics. Who sings it?

[Chaindrive]

These were the lyrics I found:

Try to break my heart I'll drive to Arizona.
it might take 100 years to grow an arm
I'll sit and listen to the sound of sand and cold
twisted diamond heart, I'm the weekend warrior
my predictions are the only things I have
I can amplify the sound and light and love



http://artists.letssingit.com/mgmt-lyrics-weekend-wars-5qbd6lx

Nice song.

[ToxicVenom]

california here i come right back where i started from!!

[Agr1m]

Jaylink if I were to tell you I have killed 1,000 hookers and plan to kill 1,000 more what type of peanut butter would you suggest I use on my johnson for my 13 german shepards to eagirly lick off?

[ToxicVenom]

your moms pee nut butt

[DaveSavesTheDay]

my penis looks like a cigar. what do you suggest I do?

[ToxicVenom]

smoke it

[Agr1m]

smoke it

[DaveSavesTheDay]

why does it grow when i touch it?

[Reaganista]

u like it when a boy grabs ur peen

[Isaac Butt]

jaylink you fat sack of ****.

[Jay Link]

These were the lyrics I found:

Try to break my heart I'll drive to Arizona.
it might take 100 years to grow an arm
I'll sit and listen to the sound of sand and cold
twisted diamond heart, I'm the weekend warrior
my predictions are the only things I have
I can amplify the sound and light and love



http://artists.letssingit.com/mgmt-lyrics-weekend-wars-5qbd6lx

Nice song.

Thank you Kimmie, that was very sweet of you!:wave:

[Chaindrive]

Go watch it on youtube, you'll enjoy it.

[Jay Link]

Thanks Kimmie I did!
Anyone else need some advice?

[Jamais_Vu]

Jay Link, should I go to Italy or New Zealand for a vacation?

[Mr. Ron]

Dearest Jaylink,

How are you? I hope you are well. The meaning of this letter to you, dear friend, is to ask of your consultation on the subject of my paper I must start to scribe tonight. Should I write about 2 pages each night, or should I just make one big push and get it done mostly tonight?

Thank you.


Yours fondly,


-Mr. Ron II

[Jay Link]

Man, that is one fancy script Mr. Ron. I l like it!

I would do 2 pages a night. One big push and you might not grade as high due to the pressure of getting it done so quickly. What is your paper about?

[Mr. Ron]

Man, that is one fancy script Mr. Ron. I l like it!

I would do 2 pages a night. One big push and you might not grade as high due to the pressure of getting it done so quickly. What is your paper about?
Huzzah an answer from the thread starter! Glorious day!


My paper is about English foreign policy from 1400-1714 C.E.. I must agree with your conclusion, since spacing the scribing out would be most harmonious to my much adored "Chilling" time I partake in each dusk.

My most humble good wishes and gratitude to you, good sir.


Sincerely yours,



-Mr. Ron II, owner and businessman of Mr. Ron & Sons INC.

[Reaganista]

mr ron i would cut my hands off if i had to write that

[Mr. Ron]

I'm close to doing that :(

[Reaganista]

no dont really!

[Mr. Ron]

its too late


there is only nubs now

[Jay Link]

hahahahahaaa, now that's comedy..lol

[Jamais_Vu]

its too late


there is only nubs now

How can you type that message if you have only nub hands?

[EightMilesHigh]

slamming his head on the keyboard

it's what i do every time i make a post