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1338 h4x0r
02-14-2009, 12:10 AM
Hi, in this thread I will be grinding your dicks ... up!

I have the industrial plastic shredder up and running now. It's in tip-top shape, so the first person who wants me to grind up his dick please step right up without hesitation

Thx

Gangrene
02-14-2009, 12:11 AM
hur dur

1338 h4x0r
02-14-2009, 12:12 AM
I'm tossing your dick in the plastic shredder, all three inches of it

*SPLAT*

k done ... NEXT!

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 12:14 AM
lol *pulls pants down* my turn!!!!

Luc214
02-14-2009, 12:16 AM
don't you want to leave some for your beaked bird to suck?

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 12:17 AM
haha that was pretty good

1338 h4x0r
02-14-2009, 12:18 AM
lol *pulls pants down* my turn!!!!

k done that'll be $14.88 cash or credit?

don't you want to leave some for your beaked bird to suck?

Birdie likes pulp

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 12:20 AM
this thread is awesome

Meatplow
02-14-2009, 12:20 AM
i want you to scream my father name and push this up my butt while my dick gets shredded to pieces

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 12:21 AM
lol oh Meatplow, send me a link to that vid again, i still got to cover that song

1338 h4x0r
02-14-2009, 12:24 AM
this thread is awesome

Why yes it is

I am gathering a host of sacrificed dicks to serve me, and pleasure my b-hole in the afterlife

Everyone should do that

i want you to scream my father name and push this up my butt while my dick gets shredded to pieces

K I'm pushing whatever object it is which is the antecedent of 'this' deep, deep into your rectum while your Meatplow turns to Mincemeat

Luc214
02-14-2009, 12:25 AM
I think you need to create an unspeakable cult ov goatpenis

1338 h4x0r
02-14-2009, 12:27 AM
Steve already created the Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis actually

And, as a Marshal of the Hosts of Heaven, I have personally seen and ... prostrated myself before the Illumined Goatpenis many-a-time

Meatplow
02-14-2009, 12:39 AM
lol oh Meatplow, send me a link to that vid again, i still got to cover that song

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?y4ngwhmqe0k use that, can't wait :thumb:

meatmince, i like it

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 01:01 AM
lol that song is hilarious, im gonna enjoy this, but i gots to look up the lyrics

Angmar
02-14-2009, 01:28 AM
Steve already created the Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis actually

And, as a Marshal of the Hosts of Heaven, I have personally seen and ... prostrated myself before the Illumined Goatpenis many-a-time

this

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 01:29 AM
sup Ang?

Meatplow
02-14-2009, 01:29 AM
lol that song is hilarious, im gonna enjoy this, but i gots to look up the lyrics

doesn't seem to be posted anywhere on the net, regrettably

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 01:31 AM
looks like ill have to listen closely then.

Meatplow
02-14-2009, 01:32 AM
if so just compensate by singing something that sounds the same

Angmar
02-14-2009, 01:33 AM
sup Ang?

Join the cult of gtfo.

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 01:38 AM
Why do you deal so much hate Angmar?

Angmar
02-14-2009, 01:39 AM
As the high priest of The Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis it is my duty to carry out hatred to those who spread the gospel of non elitery and faggotry.

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 01:40 AM
lol I think I might quote that Angmar.

Angmar
02-14-2009, 01:46 AM
You're not worthy of my sacred texts now get out of my thread before I sacrifice you in a bloody goat bondage ceremony.

Si1v3RfaNg
02-14-2009, 01:48 AM
lol another quotable line...

lauriej
02-14-2009, 04:31 AM
mmm goat bondage

1338 h4x0r
02-14-2009, 10:38 AM
You're not worthy of my sacred texts now get out of my thread before I sacrifice you in a bloody goat bondage ceremony.

I have now sacrificed over 9000 penises of MX users

Do you need any more penis paste for the sacrificial rites?

lauriej
02-14-2009, 12:26 PM
pick me

1338 h4x0r
02-14-2009, 12:44 PM
*bzzzzzzzr*

K you're dickless now

NEXT!

Gnarmageddon
03-05-2009, 12:05 AM
a gein gein gein gein gien gein gein gien gein

nenenenenene buzzzzzzzzzz nyeeeeeeeeeeeer

got me.

hismajestythepope
03-05-2009, 03:19 AM
just heiled thats how tripods work

now heiling oliver reed