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[BassVirtuoso]

Which is better...picks or fingers?

Is Mark Hoppus good?

How can I play the Maxwell Murder solo?

How do I play the Last note of Portrait of Tracy?

Who's better...Havic or JoZ?

Who's the best bassist in the world?

Are Brice Six Strings any good?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/15/cmTRAIN_wideweb__470x316,0.jpg

What the **** ever happened to Wintermute?

How many times have I changed my name?

True or False, Gav existed?

Did Tryxx ever get his Winter's Custom?

How do you pronounce Raayl?

What happened to Chris K?

What happened to Chris K's Kubicki?

What happened to Chris K's obsession with Jonas Hellborg?

When will Jodey LestraighouttaCompte pick an instrument?

http://i.pbase.com/u39/dannysmythe/large/26435878.Pineapple2.jpg

When was the last time a forum competition actually worked?

Where the **** is the 1st 2nd and 3rd Bass Forum letter?

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[One Groovin Clown]

Which is better...picks or fingers? me

Is Mark Hoppus good? incredibly

How can I play the Maxwell Murder solo? by smashing your head on the table

How do I play the Last note of Portrait of Tracy? pluck it

Who's better...Havic or JoZ? jovic

Who's the best bassist in the world? fieldy

Are Brice Six Strings any good? dunno

What the **** ever happened to Wintermute? left because of menstrual problems

How many times have I changed my name? 3?

True or False, Gav existed? true but he wished he didn't

Did Tryxx ever get his Winter's Custom? yes

How do you pronounce Raayl? pretentious?

What happened to Chris K? who?

What happened to Chris K's Kubicki? ^

What happened to Chris K's obsession with Jonas Hellborg? ^^

When will Jodey LestraighouttaCompte pick an instrument? when he shaves his arms


When was the last time a forum competition actually worked? a while ago

Where the **** is the 1st 2nd and 3rd Bass Forum letter? lost in the interwebz

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[thelowsoundofbass]

Which is better...picks or fingers?

Is Mark Hoppus good?

How can I play the Maxwell Murder solo?

How do I play the Last note of Portrait of Tracy?

Who's better...Havic or JoZ?

Who's the best bassist in the world?

Are Brice Six Strings any good?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/15/cmTRAIN_wideweb__470x316,0.jpg

What the **** ever happened to Wintermute?

How many times have I changed my name?

True or False, Gav existed?

Did Tryxx ever get his Winter's Custom?

How do you pronounce Raayl?

What happened to Chris K?

What happened to Chris K's Kubicki?

What happened to Chris K's obsession with Jonas Hellborg?

When will Jodey LestraighouttaCompte pick an instrument?

http://i.pbase.com/u39/dannysmythe/large/26435878.Pineapple2.jpg

When was the last time a forum competition actually worked?

Where the **** is the 1st 2nd and 3rd Bass Forum letter?

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Picks
No
With a bass
See above
Havic
No one, they all suck
Average
I miss BFAG
He is on msn right now, didn't respond when I messaged him
5, 6 if you count your other account
Gav existed, but he did not like that fact, so he died and came back as a bottle rocket
no
He posts at TB all the time, user name is "Byronix"
Traded it for a status, which he traded for a spector, which he sold for a status
Nothing
Never
I miss Heather
Slap comp 2006, sheephead won
My house.

lowsound

[Jaded]

lol chris k

[BenJammin]

lol chris k

this, tbqh

[:amaze:]

Which is better...picks or fingers?

picks 80%

Is Mark Hoppus good?

60th percentile of bassists out there

How can I play the Maxwell Murder solo?

shredz

How do I play the Last note of Portrait of Tracy?

very carefully

Who's better...Havic or JoZ?

at what?

Who's the best bassist in the world?

jesus

Are Brice Six Strings any good?

for the money yes.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/15/cmTRAIN_wideweb__470x316,0.jpg

http://i.pbase.com/u39/dannysmythe/large/26435878.Pineapple2.jpg

What the **** ever happened to Wintermute?

started having regular sex

How many times have I changed my name?

at least 3

True or False, Gav existed?

true, i actually talked to him on the phone a number of times

Did Tryxx ever get his Winter's Custom?

it was probably broken due to "ups"

How do you pronounce Raayl?

ray'-uhl

What happened to Chris K?

lost the internet, and can't find it.

What happened to Chris K's Kubicki?

it ran away with the spoon

What happened to Chris K's obsession with Jonas Hellborg?

they met and fell in love

When will Jodey LestraighouttaCompte pick an instrument?

when he finds out he won't be a virtuoso on any of them

http://i.pbase.com/u39/dannysmythe/large/26435878.Pineapple2.jpg

get out of here, i already posted that

When was the last time a forum competition actually worked?

when i got 2nd in the slap comp (lost to coffeekiller)

Where the **** is the 1st 2nd and 3rd Bass Forum letter?

with the winters custom

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sorry that took like 3 minutes

[Charlie Daniels]

What's the deal with a Metlink train photo? :-S

I've ridden that line a few times!

[BassVirtuoso]

RIP BFAG, always knew when to post a train.

[Charlie Daniels]

Whenever I catch the Upfield train I sing "Uptown Girl" but I replace those lyrics with "Upfield Train" and it's funny.

[DeeViant]

Did Tryxx ever get his Winter's Custom?


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well... did he? I remember there was pics posted of it in progress, but I never saw the finished article, nor heard it.

[Left Shoe]

http://www.touringturkey.net/natural/images/09_08_58---Fruit-Pineapple_web.jpg

[BenJammin]

well... did he? I remember there was pics posted of it in progress, but I never saw the finished article, nor heard it.

He did.

[FunkMetalBass]

well... did he? I remember there was pics posted of it in progress, but I never saw the finished article, nor heard it.

Yes, he did receive it.

It didn't seem as though it warranted the wait IMHO. It was kind of a let down. Hope it plays nice. I'd ask Tryxx, but he's never here.

[Spaceman Spiff]

It was severely damaged, wasn't it?

[BenJammin]

It was severely damaged, wasn't it?

No, that was the JC.

[Bass_guy333]

which Is Better...picks Or Fingers? Thumbs:thumb:

Is Mark Hoppus Good? Only If He Can Play Maxwell Murder.

How Can I Play The Maxwell Murder Solo? Ask Mark Hoppus.

How Do I Play The Last Note Of Portrait Of Tracy? You Can't:smash:

Who's Better...havic Or Joz? Bass_guy333

Who's The Best Bassist In The World? ^^^^

Are Brice Six Strings Any Good? You Need 6 Strings To Be Good At Bass.

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/15/cmtrain_wideweb__470x316,0.jpg

What The **** Ever Happened To Wintermute? I Ate Him.

How Many Times Have I Changed My Name? 3.14

True Or False, Gav Existed? All Your Gav Are Belong To Us.

Did Tryxx Ever Get His Winter's Custom? No, I Ate That Too.

How Do You Pronounce Raayl? "jeh-ffree".

What Happened To Chris K? I Ate Him.

What Happened To Chris K's Kubicki? I Ate It.

What Happened To Chris K's Obsession With Jonas Hellborg? I Ate That Too.

When Will Jodey Lestraighouttacompte Pick An Instrument? 2012.

http://i.pbase.com/u39/dannysmythe/large/26435878.pineapple2.jpg

When Was The Last Time A Forum Competition Actually Worked? When I Frequented The Forum... Zing!

Where The **** Is The 1st 2nd And 3rd Bass Forum Letter? Ate Them.

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[Spaceman Spiff]

No, that was the JC.

Right. That's what happens when you photograph all your basses on a rocky waterfall.

[:amaze:]

to bass_guy

damn yo, you're a hungry mofo these days.

how ya been?

[FunkMetalBass]

Right. That's what happens when you photograph all your basses on a rocky waterfall.

:lol:

I'm pretty sure he lays down sheets or something before laying the guitars down. Certainly I would have seen scratches in the paint otherwise.

[IPolkaLikeThis!]

Which is better...picks or fingers? thumb picks

Is Mark Hoppus good? Godly

How can I play the Maxwell Murder solo? by playing it slow then speeding it up

How do I play the Last note of Portrait of Tracy? strum

Who's better...Havic or JoZ? CoffeeKiller

Who's the best bassist in the world? Flea

Are Brice Six Strings any good? slightly

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/15/cmTRAIN_wideweb__470x316,0.jpg

What the **** ever happened to Wintermute? He became an admin and died

How many times have I changed my name? 7

True or False, Gav existed? Hardly.

Did Tryxx ever get his Winter's Custom? Yeah.

How do you pronounce Raayl? Ray yell

What happened to Chris K? someone ate him

What happened to Chris K's Kubicki? it killed it self

What happened to Chris K's obsession with Jonas Hellborg? He got bored

When will Jodey LestraighouttaCompte pick an instrument? 2112

http://i.pbase.com/u39/dannysmythe/large/26435878.Pineapple2.jpg

When was the last time a forum competition actually worked? since before I left

Where the **** is the 1st 2nd and 3rd Bass Forum letter?lolwut?

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done.

[HaVIC5]

Is Mark Hoppus good?

he does what he needs to do. it's a pop-punk band, for chrissake

How can I play the Maxwell Murder solo?

by practicing

How do I play the Last note of Portrait of Tracy?

bar the ninth fret across the top three strings, then play the thirteenth fret false harmonic with your barred pinky.

oh...i'm sorry, i meant "with your dick"

Who's better...Havic or JoZ?

lolololol

Who's the best bassist in the world?

me, and i have the youtubez to proove it.

Are Brice Six Strings any good?

no

What the **** ever happened to Wintermute?

got bored, moved on, like i periodically do. I still need to make an "I'm leaving MX for real" thread.

How many times have I changed my name?

i remember at least 3 or 4. probably more

True or False, Gav existed?

he exists in real life, i'm pretty sure, since i've eaten chipotle with him, but i doubt he ever existed on the interwebs.

Did Tryxx ever get his Winter's Custom?

[b]still waiting on that mofo

How do you pronounce Raayl?

Rail

What happened to Chris K?

i'm bored with this stimulus package

What happened to Chris K's Kubicki?

quit boring me, bv, with this pointless thread

What happened to Chris K's obsession with Jonas Hellborg?

goddammit bv seriously now.

When will Jodey LestraighouttaCompte pick an instrument?

who cares? this isn't stimulus, this is drivel.

When was the last time a forum competition actually worked?

HAVIC5 V JOZ SMACKDOWN

Where the **** is the 1st 2nd and 3rd Bass Forum letter?

mangled by a freak pineapple incident en route

[StrangeVision]

http://www.touringturkey.net/natural/images/09_08_58---Fruit-Pineapple_web.jpg

Well, you stole my idea.

[Gattsu347]

boobs.

[Tryxx]

Did Tryxx ever get his Winter's Custom?

Fine, fine. Pictures will be uploaded by tonight. Probably around 10:00 PM CST.

[rh15951]

Which is better...picks or fingers? Pingers

Is Mark Hoppus good? No, it's spelt "god"

How can I play the Maxwell Murder solo? Fast

How do I play the Last note of Portrait of Tracy? Throw your bass at a hippo

Who's better...Havic or JoZ? Whoever tunes lowest

Who's the best bassist in the world? JaquoXXXIXIXX

Are Brice Six Strings any good? Who?

http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2006/11/15/cmTRAIN_wideweb__470x316,0.jpg Bananas - B-A-N-A-N-A-S

What the **** ever happened to Wintermute? Life

How many times have I changed my name? At least once

True or False, Gav existed? True, but only for comedy value

Did Tryxx ever get his Winter's Custom? Technically yes, but posthumously after he died of old age

How do you pronounce Raayl? Ray L

What happened to Chris K? lolwhut

What happened to Chris K's Kubicki? ^

What happened to Chris K's obsession with Jonas Hellborg? ^

When will Jodey LestraighouttaCompte pick an instrument? Friday

When was the last time a forum competition actually worked? Never

Where the **** is the 1st 2nd and 3rd Bass Forum letter? Lost by the poopty post office

You have 60 seconds...go.

[TheDarkHorse]

Wow this thread brought back memories fo sure!

Edit: Bassguy and HaVic still post here? this is my first visit to the bass forum since I made a thread complaining about it.

/is BassRevelation

[Tryxx]

I forgot I said that I would post pictures. Here are a few.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/game101/SSPX0036.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/game101/SSPX0038.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/game101/SSPX0037.jpg

[Sablate McNuff]

I forgot I said that I would post pictures. Here are a few.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/game101/SSPX0036.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/game101/SSPX0038.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v36/game101/SSPX0037.jpg

What are you doing, musically, as of late, sir tryxxy?

[Gopherbassist]

Man, I don't know that I like those colors together. Does it look different in person?

[Tryxx]

It's shiny and pretty in person. Sounds good too. The most awesome thing is the profile of the neck, and push/pull knobs for tone.

Not really doing crap musically anymore. I pick up my bass every now and then, but just can't write any music that's worth listening to. I try using Reason and my MIDI keyboard, and same deal. The only productive thing I've been doing is learning drums, but I don't have access to my set all the time, so that's a slow going process.

[IPolkaLikeThis!]

headstock looks gaaaaaaayyyy~ o/'

rest of it is <3 though.

[Aaron]

lol @ posters who think Wintermute is a guy.

[IPolkaLikeThis!]

wait.



wait


wait.


what?

[Aaron]

What part of she's a girl is confusing?

[fatbandit]

I have met Wintermute.

He is a man.

You just failed.

lol @ posters who think Wintermute is LightRaven.

[Spaceman Spiff]

I think the joke is that he looks like a girl.

[:amaze:]

pixorlies

[Spaceman Spiff]

I don't have any, but I do remember seeing some way back when he still posted.

[Tryxx]

Too lazy to check, but he used to have a picture in his profile.

[fatbandit]

I thought he looked mostly like a man when I met him to be honest.

Mostly.

[FunkMetalBass]

**searches for WM's profile pic...**

[FunkMetalBass]

Woman:

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/member.php?u=67915

[HaVIC5]

Woman:

http://www.sputnikmusic.com/forums/member.php?u=67915

Highly inefficient fingering for an octave, especially on a fretless.

[fatbandit]

I think there's actually something quite Kevin Bacon about that picture.

[:amaze:]

Highly inefficient fingering for an octave, especially on a fretless.

jesus christ, shut your mouth (fingers)

[FunkMetalBass]

Highly inefficient fingering for an octave, especially on a fretless.

Looks more like a flattened 9th to me.

[Aaron]

I think the joke is that he looks like a girl.

Winner.

[HaVIC5]

Looks more like a flattened 9th to me.

All the more inefficient. That's why MX sucks these days, all these bass players fretting inefficiently.

[Tripp_chaos]

Obviously his girlish hair was in the way so even he didn't see that...