Jason Statham Appreciation Thread

[The Transporter]

Not only is he a very talented actor, he's also a complete badass.

http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/jason.jpg

english lesson for the day: appreciation is "a favorable critical estimate" (source merriam-webster), so there should be nothing negative about Statham in this thread unless you don't understand basic english

[Luc214]

no.

[Txus]

Terrible actor. He's been in some good movies, but still, terrible actor.

[Tillius]

When are you going to realize that nobody likes him?

[Meatplow]

theres just not enough car chases and explosions in his films

[stevensonmat2]

I think the transporter is Jason Statham.

[P13]

He's been in martial arts movies with Jet Li, which means he sucks.

[HighandDriving]

He's dec, Bank Job was alright but Death Race blew hard.

[iarescientists]

i wrote him a letter asking him to get a vasectomy so as not to pollute the human gene pool

[planewreck]

The guy can't pick roles. I realize he might just like having fun but what about us :confused:

[EightMilesHigh]

Transporter, it's bad enough that you like Jason Statham and think he's talented, why do you insist on making everyone else like him? Why can't you see that you're the only one deluded enough to like ths idiot?

Russell Crowe = badass
Gregory Peck = badass

Jason Statham = everything people dislike about Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, and Jean Claude Van-Damme wrapped up with an annoying cockney accent. Except even Arnie has better one-liners.

Seriously. I saw a poster for In The Name Of The King, and I laughed my balls off. How can people take this guy seriously?

[Spaceman Spiff]

Maybe you're just taking him too seriously.

[Rams]

You like Russell Crowe but not Jason Statham? Russell Crowe is a fag.

[Spaceman Spiff]

Makin' movies, makin' songs, and fightin' 'round the world.

[iarescientists]

i doubt statham takes himself very seriously so i don't think anyone else should

[Spaceman Spiff]

i doubt statham takes himself very seriously so i don't think anyone else should

And that's what makes him so great.

[Alf™]

oh god, not this again

[The Transporter]

when he beats *** with the hose in transporter 2 it is so awesome

[EightMilesHigh]

You like Russell Crowe but not Jason Statham? Russell Crowe is a fag.

Uh obviously you have not seen Cinderella Man. He is one of the few people that can make a movie called Cinderella Man and still be manly.

[EightMilesHigh]

THREAD HIJACK

This thread is now about Wall-E.

[Alf™]

I <3 Wall-E. He is so cute!

[Tillius]

Wall-E it is. I can discuss it now that I've finally seen it.

[bradc1988]

Wall-E was a great movie.

[DeckerDontPlay]

not Only Is He A Very Talented Actor, He's Also A Complete Badass.

http://www.thefader.com/blog/files/jason.jpg

English Lesson For The Day: Appreciation Is "a Favorable Critical Estimate" (source Merriam-webster), So There Should Be Nothing Negative About Statham In This Thread Unless You Don't Understand Basic English

Yes!!!!!!!!

To bad Jason Statham would kick Wall-E's little gay robotic ***.....with a hose!!!!

Im beginning to think that Me and The Transporter are the only geniuses left in the world.

[bradc1988]

No Wall-E would find a practical and cute way out of the situation and save the world.

[Alf™]

do you guys think there was a message behind the story of wall-e?

[thedeadwalk!]

Blatant propaganda by robot lobbyists!

[Gnarmageddon]

I'm too lazy to find that scene where he snorts all the coke in the bathroom in Crank.

[The Transporter]

i bet Statham punches through brick walls in his spare time

[Shadows Within]

oh **** please don't let him become the next Norris

[DeckerDontPlay]

i bet Statham punches through brick walls in his spare time

No doubt that's what he does after he's finished ****in bitches and getting paid.

[niobium]

just saw crank

i didn't take it seriously and liked it

[BlastFunk03]

Crank is the movie Speed but with a man instead of a bus.

The Chinatown lovemakin, the entire hospital scene, the guy on the street seeing his face on the news then beside him with a raging hard on, brilliant. Verona!

[Surtr]

Favourite part of Wall-E has to be all the little parts where he's on the ship and he's helping people and stuff, and then he's like "Wall-E" in his awesome voice and they're like ":) Aww thanks"
http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/Wall-E%20grab.jpg

[Meatplow]

i'm cruious to see crank 2, scored by mike patton. i wonder what level it would bring to it

i don't hate statham, but i don't take him seriously as well. i try not to make a habit out of watching his movies but if I do brain must be switched completely off

[Badmoon]

I like him. I was rollin' balls when I watched Crank on bootlegg -- I had a good time.

Never seen the Transporter series -- but I liked the Guy Ritchie sh*t. So yea, I appreciate an action star that I do not have to question his acting skill; like say...Bruce Willis, or whoever. One who just appears badass, consistently.

Like, did you question the chops of Arnold when you saw him in Terminator 2, and then Predator? No -- he was just raw as f*ck and everbody loved it. Action stars should be critiqued (?) differently than other actors.

[Tillius]

Favourite part of Wall-E has to be all the little parts where he's on the ship and he's helping people and stuff, and then he's like "Wall-E" in his awesome voice and they're like ":) Aww thanks"
http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/Wall-E%20grab.jpg

Every time Eve said his name I smiled, except for when she said it in a worried/sad tone. :(

[Iscariot]

i'm beginning to think that TS is deep in the closet and deeply in love with jason statham

and statham is on my top 10 list of celebrities who will come out of the closet in the next 10 years and shock their fans/validate the beliefs of the rest of us

[big80smullet]

statham is alright. he could be a badass with some better roles. more lock stock and less death race.

"Proper ****ed!!!!" will be jasons equivalent of keanus "Whoa!!!!"

[badtaste]

http://blogs.menupages.com/sanfrancisco/brick.jpg

Hey look, it's Jason Statham!

[big80smullet]

damn thats badass

[Meatplow]

http://blogs.menupages.com/sanfrancisco/brick.jpg

Hey look, it's Jason Statham!

moar mortar

[Surtr]

Every time Eve said his name I smiled, except for when she said it in a worried/sad tone. :(

Truth. I pretty much just loved anytime when Eve or Wall-E said "Wall-E" just 'cause it was unreal cute.

Also apparently Eve was modelled after Apple products eh?

[Spaceman Spiff]

i'm beginning to think that TS is deep in the closet and deeply in love with jason statham

and statham is on my top 10 list of celebrities who will come out of the closet in the next 10 years and shock their fans/validate the beliefs of the rest of us

Not only would I not be shocked, I wouldn't care. You're assuming everyone is hung up on sexual orientation.

[Surtr]

To be honest, I wouldn't care either lol.

Yo' Spaceman Spiff... Sometimes I look at your avatar, and ask it Yes or No questions, such as "Would you like fries with that?", or "Can I touch your hat?", or "Do you like women?".

[Spaceman Spiff]

orly?

How uninteresting of you.

[Gnarmageddon]

Yo' Spaceman Spiff... Sometimes I look at your avatar, and ask it Yes or No questions, such as "Would you like fries with that?", or "Can I touch your hat?", or "Do you like women?".

sometimes i look at your posts and ask myself, "man, how do you become such a prick?"

[Surtr]

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[FakePlasticTrees]

The only thing interesting in this thread is Mullet's avatar.

[Rams]

Uh obviously you have not seen Cinderella Man. He is one of the few people that can make a movie called Cinderella Man and still be manly.

One of the most boring movies ever.

[DeckerDontPlay]

^Yeah if your trying to prove Russel Crowe being badass you shouldn't name drop Cinderella Man. Gladiator is the only reason I like him.

[Iscariot]

Not only would I not be shocked, I wouldn't care. You're assuming everyone is hung up on sexual orientation.

spoken like a true fag

[The Transporter]

it's ironic that the people who take film seriously are calling people fags

[big80smullet]

snatch is the ****.

/thread

[Spaceman Spiff]

spoken like a true fag

I hope you get hit by a stray bullet.

[DeckerDontPlay]

^^Haha. Almost i guess.

The only movie I disliked of Statham's was War. That was horrible. Everything else was awesome.

[Iscariot]

I hope you get hit by a stray bullet.

i hope you and your boyfriend get AIDS

[EightMilesHigh]

Favourite part of Wall-E has to be all the little parts where he's on the ship and he's helping people and stuff, and then he's like "Wall-E" in his awesome voice and they're like ":) Aww thanks"
http://www.britfilms.tv/images/news/Wall-E%20grab.jpg

The captain of the ship was funny.

^Yeah if your trying to prove Russel Crowe being badass you shouldn't name drop Cinderella Man. Gladiator is the only reason I like him.

3:10 To Yuma is good. Russell Crowe + Christian Bale.

[DeckerDontPlay]

I have yet to see that but I definitely need to.

[thedeadwalk!]

Romper Stomper, too!

[Rams]

3:10 To Yuma is good. Russell Crowe + Christian Bale.

Bale was bad in that and the sidekick completely outshined both of them. Russell Crowe has always been gay. The only thing he was remotely interesting in was Proof of Life where he didn't act like he was going to start crying at every moment.

[big80smullet]

Romper Stomper, too!

**** yeah. Crowe peaked to early. nothing he ever does can top Romper Stomper

[EightMilesHigh]

http://blogs.menupages.com/sanfrancisco/brick.jpg

Hey look, it's Jason Statham!

The difference being the brick's acting talent overshadows Jason Statham's by a long shot.

Hai gice I thought up a new Jason Statham movie: In The Name Of The Cranksporter - A Dungeon Snatch Tale. He recycles the same looks and one-liners in every movie, so who's gonna give a **** if they start recycling the movie plots he's done?

[The Transporter]

the same thing could be said about your guys' lame criticisms

[EightMilesHigh]

But the thing is, we're still right.

[The Transporter]

k, go back to watching Citizen Kane trying to find deep meanings behind the story

[moron]

i think you guys are just jealous of statham's charm and well-toned body

[DeckerDontPlay]

But the thing is, we're still right.

Wrong.

[Meatplow]

The difference being the brick's acting talent overshadows Jason Statham's by a long shot.

Hai gice I thought up a new Jason Statham movie: In The Name Of The Cranksporter - A Dungeon Snatch Tale. He recycles the same looks and one-liners in every movie, so who's gonna give a **** if they start recycling the movie plots he's done?

this post does not deliver

[badtaste]

lol at the Statham defence team.

[big80smullet]

jason statham and i share a similar haircut, grimace and physique. ive been mistaken for him manytimes. Mostly i just tell people im his fight scene stuntdouble and the believe me

[Grumma]

He spends too much time narrating

[Arucard]

jason statham is good - he is brilliant in Snatch, and also quite good in War.

If you want a good british actor, Dani dier.

[big80smullet]

danny dyer is v v bad and v v one dimensional. he can only play a cockney gezzer down on his luck triumphing in the face of adversity

[Spaceman Spiff]

Mike Patton is scoring Crank 2. I have two awesome reasons to see this movie.

[Grumma]

jason statham is good - he is brilliant in Snatch

Yes sir :chug: