help me out bros

[Whitechapel447]

starting a new band with some friends, gonna be heavy as sh1t. we need a name, i figure why not see if you kids have some good ones.

i would appreciate if a bunch of people don't suggest stupid sh1t. we have enough of those names haha

[Dimmu Burger]

JunMasters

[Luc214]

whitechapel447

[Mr. Ron]

bono's electronic unicorn ride

[Luc214]

raped by elephants

[Whitechapel447]

twas afraid this would happen

[Dimmu Burger]

Raped By Bono's White Unicorn.

[Luc214]

raped by bono's white unicorn who is secretly an elephant transfigured by hermione granger

[rid]

do shuffle in winamp (or whatever) and mix whatever you find.

uuhh... Fleshpeel... or maybe Mindless Shuggahform

[Dimmu Burger]

Dark Flames

[Luc214]

dark cavities of the human body

[Gnarmageddon]

blink 181

[Luc214]

cumdumpster

[Dimmu Burger]

big t*ts round @$$es

[Luc214]

booty sweat

drippingly heaaaaavyyyy

[Ceminon]

Non-Linear Equations

[rid]

Cowboys From Hell

[Dimmu Burger]

TI-83 and the Parabolas.

[HighandDriving]

Crucifix in a Deathhand.

That's possibly the sickest band name ever, named after a piece by Charles Bukowski and you know that's the cool thing to do. See: Hot Water Music, Thursday, The Jonbenet, etc.

But don't take it, I'mma use if for my one man grindcore act.

[Gnarmageddon]

carl and the milwaukees

[repcak]

**** not them All :lol:

[HighandDriving]

**** not them All :lol:

Is that towards me?

[repcak]

no towards **** U All ;)

[HighandDriving]

Yaaaaaaaaaaa

[Dimmu Burger]

We have two alter ego bands actually:

F*ck Yall
All You F*cks

[Whitechapel447]

i'm thinkin of callin the band ClitBreaker

[rid]

pff ClitPwner is better

[Dimmu Burger]

ClitorisGrinder!

[Whitechapel447]

tbh we really do need a name tho

[Dimmu Burger]

What kind of music is it specifically? Is it epic? Is it fast/slow what???

[Whitechapel447]

not sure quit yet, but it's gonna be heavy and real fast. nothing too epic probly, but idk.

[rid]

grind?

[Whitechapel447]

yeah somethin like that

[rid]

Psycho Galvanic Skin Response

[Dimmu Burger]

Penile Skin Grafters

[The Transporter]

Chesticles of Steel

[Dimmu Burger]

Rectal Rugburn!

[RiceMonster]

White and the 447 Chapels

[HighandDriving]

The Whoremoans

[Whitechapel447]

The Whoremoans


:lol:

[Dimmu Burger]

Fakegasm and the Whores.

[HighandDriving]

I got a movie line / song title for you.

"Kiss you? I should spank you."

[4yearpro?]

BlackTempel2009

[HighandDriving]

It's Not A Tumor.

[christsimpson]

Fall Out Girl

[4yearpro?]

mosh at the disco

[Dimmu Burger]

Bled 2 Death

[HighandDriving]

Cry Havok.

[christsimpson]

xBringxMexThexHorizom

[4yearpro?]

simon says

[EdgeOfSanity]

Heavy Heavy Fast Fast

[Dimmu Burger]

simon says

it's taken, though they spelled it Simon Sez. They were an awesome nu-metal/rock band!

[HighandDriving]

Mo Money Mo Problems.

[Dimmu Burger]

That's my effin jam yo!

[4yearpro?]

it's taken, though they spelled it Simon Sez. They were an awesome nu-metal/rock band!

well im sorry tuff guy :rolleyes:

[Dimmu Burger]

lol a friend of mine used to listen to them a lot.

[iamrockzorz]

green day.


actually i hope you find one you like, because when people ask you how you found your band name you'll say "yo, these cool kids on the internetz that i'm phrends with helllllped me."

[ATM]

Scrapple

[Dimmu Burger]

Penile Dwimmercraft

[RiceMonster]

Bled 2 Death

nah bra that's copyrighted!

[Ceminon]

TI-83 and the Parabolas.

Lulz. XD

[beans]

this thread was doomed from the start

[Dimmu Burger]

nah bra that's copyrighted!

Damn! It's so good!!

[beans]

how about decimate the peen

[Dimmu Burger]

Decimate The Penile Dwimmercraft!

[iarescientists]

ALLCAPS

/capslock

[repcak]

menstrualblood

[Dimmu Burger]

menstrualblood

MenstrualFluidCrazyStraw!

[ATM]

Rock and Metal

[Ceminon]

Satan's Hell Evil Dead Kill Blood Darkness

[repcak]

Kings in Satans Service

[pate]

Rock and Metal

Mock and Kettle

[violet empathy1]

blasphemouSound
screaming no sound
full of emptyness

(i dont know lol)

[Dimmu Burger]

Wrag Of Wrathnarok!

[pate]

Wrath of Fagnarok

[rid]

Cocklerage

[christsimpson]

Panic! at the Graveyard

[moron]

xMONTANAxFACExBILLx

[4yearpro?]

Unmars or Unjupiter

[Ceminon]

Jesus Priest

[violet empathy1]

filthy thoughts

[hXcPLISIT]

jesus piece

[RiceMonster]

The unoriginal bastards

[Luc214]

intestinal lining of velvet

[hXcPLISIT]

oral secretion of death

[violet empathy1]

pink fluid

[hXcPLISIT]

lol.

[Phillies]

i hate good things

[interviewer02]

Urine trouble

[HighandDriving]

War Mongrels.

[christsimpson]

Jesus Priest

best one yet.


Judas Rabbi?

[ekajsk8er]

are you guys diamondcore?

[interviewer02]

are You Guys Diamondcore?

Rofl

[adb]

Skratchy logo band 8746

[rasputin]

Vomitorized Fecal Discharge Strangulating the Pervatation of Stabbing Babies Intestinal squirrel Blood

broooootal

[S1iv3rvag]

veiny penises

[Luc214]

Skratchy logo band 8746

adb post

[Porklips]

The die-necologists
or the analrapists as Tobias Funke would say.

[DeathMagnetik]

my band AbortedFetus has some of the heaviest **** iv ever heard. our songs like "I did it!" and "whipping bitch" are some of the most offensive brootal songs i have ever heard and im not just saying that because I'm the main song writer

[adb]

adb post

its an inside joke nugga

[iamrockzorz]

If you can't even think up a band name, no hope for creativity in the music ?_?

[violet empathy1]

blood jam

[adb]

Skratchy logo band 8746

best answer

[awia]

...In Blood

or

The Lyza Conflict



just a name from my playlist

[badtaste]

Thread brought the lulz.

[pate]

If you can't even think up a band name, no hope for creativity in the music ?_?

two different things

[Angmar]

pate punisher

[adb]

angmar anus-annihilator

[Angmar]

adb legolas elf fag

[OffTheRadar]

symphonic crap shackle

[Shattered_Future]

Sobe's Elixir

[adb]

Orange Carrot <3

[violet empathy1]

catacombal spit

[EINSIEG]

WHAT?

your name is whitechapl you must be ****ing kiding me you wan a band name god ****ing **** horse rac!

[mocha bear]

xDIVINExSUICIDEx
ANGEL MUTILATOR
FIERY **** DISMEMBERMENT
INCENDIARY CUMSHOT (this is the best one i think)


\m/

[EINSIEG]

thos suck

[mocha bear]

dude incendiary cumshot rule

[Dimmu Burger]

It Hurts When I Pee

[christsimpson]

It Hurts When I Am Not Peeing

[pate]

Irritable Bowel Syndrome

[Gnarmageddon]

have fun guys and the fun funners

[Dimmu Burger]

Doodly Doo and the FunJuns!

[Gnarmageddon]

junmunch

[Ceminon]

Interspecies Erotica

[Dimmu Burger]

Detective Munch

[Shattered_Future]

God Is The Astronaut Farmer Of Montreal

Lol.

[CatfishJew]

why not have a straight-to-the-point name? how about metallica?

[Ceminon]

In Darkness, Where Grim Tears Of Pain Fall, Satan Kills The Christians To Death With Blood And Gore

How original!

[Dimmu Burger]

why not have a straight-to-the-point name? how about metallica?

How about chuggidy chug!

[planewreck]

Whoremoans is the best.

[Dimmu Burger]

Hardcorica!

[hXcPLISIT]

how bout FUK U ALL?

[Dimmu Burger]

How about Frak U All?

[pate]

U All Frak?

[Dimmu Burger]

All U Fraks!

[HighandDriving]

Whoremoans is the best.

Thanks.:smoke:

[Ceminon]

temohpaB <--- That way.

[chrisadlersidol]

(insert your name here) and the aids brigade

[CatfishJew]

(insert your name here) and the aids brigade

whoremoans and the aids brigade.

[CatfishJew]

How about chuggidy chug!

how about something misleading like a subspecies of cats. like panthers. i can't think of one right now.

[C.O.A.]

Silent Duck

[Ceminon]

Periodic Seas Of Blood

[HighandDriving]

whoremoans and the aids brigade.

The Whoremoans is just fine by itself, kthx.

[0m3ga0n3]

Wounded Assailant
Pneumonia (I don't think that's taken...)
Slow Decay

Just kinda random stuff i thought of.

[Cocaine]

The Whoremoans is just fine by itself, kthx.

there's a dyke band named the whoremoans in toronto

[Ceminon]

Thrash Metal Ftw

[HighandDriving]

there's a dyke band named the whoremoans in toronto

Nooo way.

There's also a shitty Seattle garage punk band.

[violet empathy1]

--we are just semen
-mary's sin
-blodless heart
-negative symptoms

[The Transporter]

Piledriver

http://epicpiledriver.ytmnd.com/

[Dimmu Burger]

Mother Mary The ****ing Whore