A New Genre of Music

[Si1v3RfaNg]

So today I kind of became philosopher on genre creation, as I asked my friend (who is a genius on metal) why metal is called metal. He simply stated, "Because metal is harder than rock." I then continued to laugh so hard my intestines came out my ***. But then I thought about it some more, what if there was a genre harder than metal? And what would it be called? Diamond, thats right sputnik, I have now stated a new genre and bands will try to create it using heavier and more technical riffs than ever before.

Discuss this interesting topic. :chug:

[Txus]

best.thread.ever.

[moron]

lmao

[P13]

harder than diamond: Scrith

[Si1v3RfaNg]

I've finally made a good thread.

[Txus]

Not really.

[RiceMonster]

Jesus christ, stfu silverfang

[Si1v3RfaNg]

Jesus christ, stfu silverfang

nice job being an a-hole

[Hawks10Pec]

God damn Silverfang you never fail to entertain me with your stupid *** threads.

[moron]

hawks you're just as stupid

[Si1v3RfaNg]

hawks you're just as stupid

well your a moron.

[Txus]

Your

[rid]

:amaze:

And what would diamond bands sound like?


:amaze: :amaze:

[hXcPLISIT]

so you're trying to top metal?

silly boy

[P13]

cannot be described

[ghettoeddo]

pure diamonds aren't the hardest material anymore.

they're aggregated diamond nanorods. ADNR
i guess they're all highly compressed forms of carbon but...whatever.

[P13]

Nanotech trumps nature.

[Detective Dan]

what the ****

[Si1v3RfaNg]

what the ****

Exactly:thumb:

[ghettoeddo]

Nanotech trumps nature.

this.

[Detective Dan]

let me reiterate

shut the **** up

[pate]

what is this ****?

[Si1v3RfaNg]

what is this ****?

I just wanted to question sputnik about the possibility of a new genre of extreme music to emerge in the future. Can a band make music that is heavier than metal? :confused:

[Silenius]

Ponyta's hooves are 1000x harder than diamonds, which is why Cradle of Filth are now Ponyta.

[RiceMonster]

lol

I just wanted to question sputnik about the possibility of a new genre of extreme music to emerge in the future. Can a band make music that is heavier than metal? :confused:

yes, slayer already did

[mocha bear]

blackened diamondcore



**** yeah

[masscows]

I can see death/sludge becoming a trend in the next few years, idk though

[DeathThrashProg]

progressive jazz fusion death/thrash diamond

doesnt have the same ring, does it?

[Stormrider]

hawks you're just as stupid

lmao

[Si1v3RfaNg]

progressive jazz fusion death/thrash diamond

doesnt have the same ring, does it?

I think Meshuggah's Obzen (the song) has pretty much defined diamond.

[Sponer]

I'm starting a doom diamond band, who's in?

[RiceMonster]

I'll join if it's an Experimental Funneral Doom Diamond band

[ghettoeddo]

prog diamond band gise

[pate]

King Diamond

[Si1v3RfaNg]

prog diamond band gise

Opeth but eight times more heavy, what would that be like? lol

[Si1v3RfaNg]

King Diamond

I have to be honest, I almost died when I read this. :thumb:

[RiceMonster]

Opeth but eight times more heavy, what would that be like? lol

Maybe not so damn boring. Wait, yeah right.

[Si1v3RfaNg]

Maybe not so damn boring. Wait, yeah right.

yeah I find them kind of dull at times... but I still think they're talented.

[DeathThrashProg]

I think Meshuggah's Obzen (the song) has pretty much defined diamond.
i hope youre joking

[Si1v3RfaNg]

That song's intro riff is heavy as hell.

[DeathThrashProg]

That song's intro riff is heavy as hell.
that is true, but do NOT try to use the term Diamond seriously.

[hXcPLISIT]

thats not a riff

[0m3ga0n3]

I'm starting a doom diamond band, who's in?

me. i'll do vox

Edit: BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[DeathThrashProg]

I'm starting a doom diamond band, who's in?
ill be the keyboardist

wait thats not diamond enough is it

[Sponer]

yea no keyboards but you can play organ

[Si1v3RfaNg]

No dude, just bang on trash cans and shingles.

[Mother]

My c0ck is harder than Diamond

[Si1v3RfaNg]

My c0ck is harder than Diamond

lies......

[0m3ga0n3]

For the drumset, The drums are human bones and the drumheads will be stretched out intestines.

[rid]

No dude, just bang on trash cans and shingles.

oh you

such a diamondhead.

[Si1v3RfaNg]

For the drumset, The drums are human bones and the drumheads will be stretched out intestines.

And the guitars are made of pure melted down human flesh, while the strings are made of human hair. Oh and the mike is made up of a penis and a testicle. lol

[Gnarmageddon]

yo silverfang, are you ever going to learn?

[0m3ga0n3]

this is the trollinest thread ever

[Si1v3RfaNg]

this is the trollinest thread ever

No not really, I'm not really trolling anything, I'm just saying that something heavier than metal will eventually be created.

[0m3ga0n3]

okay let me amend my post.

This thread has a lot of troll posts

[Gnarmageddon]

No not really, I'm not really trolling anything, I'm just saying that something heavier than metal will eventually be created.

it's called sludge bro

[sweboy]

My c0ck is harder than Diamond

**** u mother i was gon say that, but i would have said it in a much funnier way

[Si1v3RfaNg]

psh sludge is made up...

well if sludge is real, tell me one f the bands in this so called genre. The HEAVIEST band in the genre.

[Gnarmageddon]

psh sludge is made up...

right

and diamond isn't

Thread hijack: Discuss King Diamond.

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j99/AXLzLady/KingDiamond.jpg

[Txus]

psh sludge is made up...

well if sludge is real, tell me one f the bands in this so called genre. The HEAVIEST band in the genre.

:lol: :lol:

[pate]

Grandma. Welcome Home.

[rid]

it's called sludge bro

this is what I was thinking too. it all depends on your definition of a bunch of crap though... whatever.

I myself don't consider real sludge metal, making it a heavier genre, but others will disagree.


and yes...

psh sludge is made up...

well if sludge is real, tell me one f the bands in this so called genre. The HEAVIEST band in the genre.

a big LMAO at this.

[Txus]

Then what's "real" sludge to you?

a genre on its own?

[Gnarmageddon]

Yeah, sludge is just slower, heavier, crust-influenced metal.

[Fretdumbass]

king diamond is pretty sick. i get tired of the vocals but andy larocque is a beast.




and diamond has to be the most retarded name for a genre.

[rid]

eh, it's a fusion genre, but it's so far from your definition of metal that it shouldn't be considered that.

so yes, pretty much.

[masscows]

this thread is retarded

[Fretdumbass]

death magnetic already defined diamond.








good god...

[Si1v3RfaNg]

death magnetic already defined diamond.








good god...

lol yes the heaviest thing ever created.

[Txus]

Sludge is metal, simply highly influenced by hardcore and crust music.

aight, someone close this stupid thread plz.

[Si1v3RfaNg]

And when I say diamond, I mean something that is so heavy and ridiculously brutal that its not even considered metal anymore. Can someone please name a band.

[Fretdumbass]

Sludge is metal, simply highly influenced by hardcore and crust music.

aight, someone close this stupid thread plz.

thank you...

[rid]

Sludge is metal, simply highly influenced by hardcore and crust music.

aight, someone close this stupid thread plz.


it's just a question of where you draw the line. it's like this (in general, not just this case):

genre 1 <similar to> (sub)genre 2 <similar to> (sub)genre 3 <similar to> (sub)genre 4

are 1 and 4 the same?

[Gnarmageddon]

it's just a question of where you draw the line. it's like this (in general, not just this case):

genre 1 <similar to> (sub)genre 2 <similar to> (sub)genre 3 <similar to> (sub)genre 4

are 1 and 4 the same?

You're taking it too far. Because something is influenced by something else doesn't mean it has to be the same thing.

[0m3ga0n3]

And when I say diamond, I mean something that is so heavy and ridiculously brutal that its not even considered metal anymore. Can someone please name a band.

Miley ****ing Cyrus. That **** is so br00tal

[rid]

that's my point.

[Si1v3RfaNg]

well I looked up High on Fire, and they're supposed to be extremely heavy, but they don't impress me.

[Fretdumbass]

You're taking it too far. Because something is influenced by something else doesn't mean it has to be the same thing.

ron jarzombek = frank gambale?

[Gnarmageddon]

that's my point.

But sludge is still metal.

Edit: Leaving this thread and never coming back, hoping that Silverfang dies a horrible death and is never heard from again.

l8

[Fretdumbass]

well I looked up High on Fire, and they're supposed to be extremely heavy, but they don't impress me.

it.
won't.
happen.
anything heavier than "metal" will just be shoved into a metal subgenre. won't work.

[Dimmu Burger]

And when I say diamond, I mean something that is so heavy and ridiculously brutal that its not even considered metal anymore. Can someone please name a band.

Mortician




/thread

[rid]

okay, that's fine, as long as you get my point. not saying that's how it is, just a way to look at it. also, some people consider sludge and sludge metal two different things. :p

[Si1v3RfaNg]

Well then someone give me the heaviest band you have ever heard, and I mean something that cannot be compared to.

[0m3ga0n3]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuucKYgMSZw makes me lulz

[Dimmu Burger]

Well then someone give me the heaviest band you have ever heard, and I mean something that cannot be compared to.

Mortician.


once more: /thread

[masscows]

silverfang, youre really stupid

[rid]

no

silverfang, youre really stupid

/thread

[McP3000]

i dont even know what to say

[RiceMonster]

silverfang, youre really stupid

/forum

[Dimmu Burger]

/World

[Si1v3RfaNg]

/universe

[Dimmu Burger]

/all that exists

[Si1v3RfaNg]

/all that exists

Looked up Mortician, and damn that is some brutal stuff man.

[RiceMonster]

lol

[Si1v3RfaNg]

Though the production of they're music is pretty bad... which ruins it for me.

[rid]

/all that exists +1 x infinity

\m/

[Si1v3RfaNg]

/all that exists +1 x infinity

\m/

si senor

[Whitechapel447]

/universe


they're talking about you, just so you know

[Meatplow]

lol @ thread

[Luc214]

And when I say diamond, I mean something that is so heavy and ridiculously brutal that its not even considered metal anymore. Can someone please name a band.

bunkur

btw hardest substance be damned, Ununoctium is the HEAVIEST known substance.

[TheSyncopath]

I think the trend will go the opposite way eventually. Bands getting less heavy and loud.

Eventually, some genius band will create:

Stealth metal - So soft and light, you don't realise when the track begins or ends.

[rasputin]

whoa I must've missed this thread.


holy ****ing ****

[badtaste]

So today I kind of became philosopher on genre creation, as I asked my friend (who is a genius on metal) why metal is called metal. He simply stated, "Because metal is harder than rock." I then continued to laugh so hard my intestines came out my ***. But then I thought about it some more, what if there was a genre harder than metal? And what would it be called? Diamond, thats right sputnik, I have now stated a new genre and bands will try to create it using heavier and more technical riffs than ever before.

Discuss this interesting topic. :chug:

looooooooooooooooooooooololololololooooooooooooooo lllllllllllllll

[rasputin]

looooooooooooooooooooooololololololooooooooooooooo lllllllllllllll
also my immediate reaction

[badtaste]

This could be the next 2g1c.

[Ceminon]

well your a moron.

Your

It's almost like you read my mind and then went back in time, Txus.. XD

[ekajsk8er]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuucKYgMSZw makes me lulz

url is fuucK

[chrisadlersidol]

:amaze:

And what would diamond bands sound like?


:amaze: :amaze:

king diamond perhaps?

[DeathThrashProg]

delete delete delete

actually delete silverfang

[McP3000]

diamonds, DIAMONDS EVERYWHERE

[Whitechapel447]

url is fuucK


noticed that, thought it had to do with the video which i can't watch cuz i'm at school

[Ceminon]

I can see by the look that you have in your eyes
You came here for DIAMOND, to fight and to die!
Defenders of GEMSTONES! Now we are home!

[Whitechapel447]

we will never sleep cuz sleep is for the weak and we will never rest til we're all fckin ded!!!

[Gnarmageddon]

king diamond perhaps?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/98/King_Diamond_live_2006.jpg

[masscows]

this thread makes me want to kill myself

[Gnarmageddon]

this thread makes me want to kill myself

http://www.tarmanta.com/tarmanta2007/noticias_t07/king_diamond_130507.jpg

[Whitechapel447]

king diamond will kill yourself

[Gnarmageddon]

king diamond will kill yourself

http://www.miqel.com/images_1/random_image/r1/king-diamond-metal-xmas.jpg

[DeathThrashProg]

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

[Whitechapel447]

do you see now what silverfang's threads turn into

[Gnarmageddon]

Diamonds are a girl's best friend

http://www.bestrock.cz/include_images/k/king_diamond/foto/king_diamond_03.jpg

do you see now what silverfang's threads turn into

http://www.festeringfetus.com/Images/KingDiamond.gif

[Ceminon]

Fight for diamond!

Nah, just doesn't really sound right...

Besides, why settle for diamond when you can go http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adamantium?

[Si1v3RfaNg]

psh Whatever, something heavier than metal will be invented eventually.

[rid]

nah, I think in some way everything can always be put under one or several already existing genres. SUBgenres, sure.

[Gnarmageddon]

psh Whatever, something heavier than metal will be invented eventually.

http://www.infinitequest.net/king/Gent.jpg

[Meatplow]

http://www.miqel.com/images_1/random_image/r1/king-diamond-metal-xmas.jpg

is this a real album? :upset:

[iarescientists]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_Presents_for_Christmas

hahahahaha

[bringonthebreakdown]

i was gonna make a king diamond joke but everyone owned my face already =[

[FatalEnergy]

It's his first single I believe.

[fruteefly]

diamond mullisha

nah no ring.........

diamond death squad


i coined it first.

[Aaron]

Stealth metal - So soft and light, you don't realise when the track begins or ends.
Oops, I made a song. Stealth Metal.

[Gnarmageddon]

health metal

f'ucking good for you

[Pebster49]

animal photographsojazz...yaaaa

EDIT: lol i guess that too but I mean't p0rnojazz

[Gnarmageddon]

put your mouth on my tootie horn bb. and toot. just improv it. smooooooth.

[Pebster49]

what all the girls love

[christsimpson]

my band used to say we played flint.

[The Human Language]

I felt my brain cells dying at the sight of the first post of this thread.

[adb]

did your Intellectual Capacity diminish in stature

[The Human Language]

Stop saying that.

[adb]

saying what

[McP3000]

stop right there criminal

[adb]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCsMKypvmB0

[The Human Language]

You keep following me around the site and pasting my usertitle.

[adb]

I think you have me confused with someone else

[TheSyncopath]

Sheesh! You guys have got it all wrong! This isn't the 80s that we need to look for music harder than metal. We need heavier!

Therefore, I propose some fearless luminary write a song of the genre

Brutal Ununoctium (The heaviest known element - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/16/AR2006101601083.html)

Of course, soon we'll have variants, like

Ununoctiumcore
Blackened Ununoctium
Doomish Ununoctium

[The Human Language]

did your Intellectual Capacity diminish in stature

Is your Intellectual Capacity to high to self-pleasure yourself

and btw, Iscariot is the guy that jacks "6-12" times a day

what I posted was a joke

Intellectual Capacity/10


agreed

Foolish.

[adb]

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[The Human Language]

http://i37.tinypic.com/1zz6mad.jpg

[McP3000]

http://i37.tinypic.com/1zz6mad.jpg
:smoke:

[interviewer02]

Its like I just opened a door and walked in on two gay guys having sex.

[Whitechapel447]

Foolish.


maybe you didn't have the intellectual capacity to realize there are to adb's

duh

[Gnarmageddon]

Sheesh! You guys have got it all wrong! This isn't the 80s that we need to look for music harder than metal. We need heavier!

Therefore, I propose some fearless luminary write a song of the genre

Brutal Ununoctium (The heaviest known element - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/16/AR2006101601083.html)

Of course, soon we'll have variants, like

Ununoctiumcore
Blackened Ununoctium
Doomish Ununoctium
no wait, this thread wasn't supposed to be taken seriously though.

[Whitechapel447]

why did you stop posting king diamond pics

[Gnarmageddon]

why did you stop posting king diamond pics

i didn't

http://www.taste-of-black.ch/images/king_diamond.jpg

[Whitechapel447]

i'm at school and they do sh1t to display graphics so maybe i just can't see them :(

[Luc214]

Sheesh! You guys have got it all wrong! This isn't the 80s that we need to look for music harder than metal. We need heavier!

Therefore, I propose some fearless luminary write a song of the genre

Brutal Ununoctium (The heaviest known element - http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2006/10/16/AR2006101601083.html)

Of course, soon we'll have variants, like

Ununoctiumcore
Blackened Ununoctium
Doomish Ununoctium

lol that's exactly what I said

[DeathThrashProg]

Diamonds are a Silverfang's best friend

[adb]

indeed

[rattlehead42147]

So today I kind of became philosopher on genre creation, as I asked my friend (who is a genius on metal) why metal is called metal. He simply stated, "Because metal is harder than rock." I then continued to laugh so hard my intestines came out my ***. But then I thought about it some more, what if there was a genre harder than metal? And what would it be called? Diamond, thats right sputnik, I have now stated a new genre and bands will try to create it using heavier and more technical riffs than ever before.

Discuss this interesting topic. :chug:
is BRA posting again?

[Arachnid]

who's bra bra

[RiceMonster]

An R&M poster.. Unfortunately, he hasn't been here in a while. He's got an awesome bm band called Bled to Death. Check them out, you'll probably like them.

[Arachnid]

link me niggaaaaaa

[RiceMonster]

http://www.myspace.com/darkartrecords

First song is bled to death. I forget the myspace link for the actual band.

[Arachnid]

sweet

i'm assuming bra is an acronym. what's his name

[RiceMonster]

I don't remember, I think it was Burzum Rules All

[Meatplow]

behemoth

[RiceMonster]

yeah I know

[Meatplow]

then why mislead the blind as the one eyed man