10 reasons why metal is GARBAGE

[big80smullet]

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=k-9CgmWs1n0&feature=related

:lol:

[RiceMonster]

I agree with this video

[Thor]

Metal: severely lacking in dance songs

[guitrguy]

this video infuriates me

[Amit]

1) neckbeards
2) fantasty fiction
3-10) neckbeards

[playguitar]

They have a point...metal does really suck.:rolleyes:

[Meatplow]

the production values are rather impressive

it has to be a troll

[Amit]

They have a point...metal does really suck.:rolleyes:

Your an idiot metal is one of the most complex genres of music i'd like to see one of your bands or groups perform 4 hour concerts completely in sync. I dont care that you dont like screaming and yelling. If you told us what kinda of music you liked then we could pick out all the reasons we don't listen them stfu.

[masscows]

hey aren't you that jazz fag

[playguitar]

Your an idiot metal is one of the most complex genres of music i'd like to see one of your bands or groups perform 4 hour concerts completely in sync. I dont care that you dont like screaming and yelling. If you told us what kinda of music you liked then we could pick out all the reasons we don't listen them stfu.

You're not serious right? Did you miss the icon with the rolling eyes? Or the fact that my avatar is Death's 'Individual Thought Patterns?' If you're kidding too then I'm making an *** out of myself.

[RiceMonster]

You're not serious right? Did you miss the icon with the rolling eyes? Or the fact that my avatar is Death's 'Individual Thought Patterns?' I hope you were kidding and I'm not making an *** out of myself.

lol

[Skinners]

The creator of this video will be hard pressed to find anything to back up nearly all of the statements in this video. Such as the comment about all metal band singing about "having sex with satan". Or that metal only appeals to serial killers, crazys, that the columbine shootings were because of metal etc.

Not all metal vocalists revolve around growls and screams. Matter of fact a hell of a lot of metal vocalists are just excellent clean compared to your average radio popstar.

Metal isn't purely an anger based genre, a lot of it yes, but not all. It doesn't promote senseless violence either for a lot of the part. A metalhead is just as likely to be violent as a rap fan, pop fan, rock fan etc. What I'm trying to say is that it isn't the music or style of dress, it's the people themselves that let themselves become so deluded to resort to violence to solve all their problems.

I'd like to see exactly who out of all involved in the famous church burnings said the exact words, "satan was telling me to". Sources please.

The rest of the arguments presented in the video are contrived and just as mindlessly prejudiced and angry as it claims its subject matter to be.

[Amit]

You're not serious right? Did you miss the icon with the rolling eyes? Or the fact that my avatar is Death's 'Individual Thought Patterns?' If you're kidding too then I'm making an *** out of myself.

How stupid. If you don't like metal, then just don't listen to it. You don't have to diss the music or the metalheads. And for your information, about your idiot words (sex with satan) there is Christian metal. By the way... I HATE RAP. You don't see me posting videos on youtube, talking about how much it sucks.

[playguitar]

Balls, always check the YouTube comments.

[Amit]

loooooooool neckbeards

[guitrguy]

Your an idiot metal is one of the most complex genres of music i'd like to see one of your bands or groups perform 4 hour concerts completely in sync. I dont care that you dont like screaming and yelling. If you told us what kinda of music you liked then we could pick out all the reasons we don't listen them stfu.
HAHAHAHAHA! this seriously ****in cracks me up everytime. stupid ******. you call metalheads crazy people and serial killers? take a look at you blackies, shooting people, robbing places, people are scared to walk the streets cause of you **** stained **** monging wankers. Have a ****in cry about the fact metal will ALWAYS live on, and your pathetic video sucks balls, its funny how you catogorize metal, that its all screaming and growling, go do some research, you know **** all about metal.

[masscows]

trolling youtube seems pretty fun

[Amit]

HAHAHAHAHA! this seriously ****in cracks me up everytime. stupid ******. you call metalheads crazy people and serial killers? take a look at you blackies, shooting people, robbing places, people are scared to walk the streets cause of you **** stained **** monging wankers. Have a ****in cry about the fact metal will ALWAYS live on, and your pathetic video sucks balls, its funny how you catogorize metal, that its all screaming and growling, go do some research, you know **** all about metal.

ummmmmm

killswitch engage
sevendust
skindred
living colour
rage against the machines

all have black lead singers
(ZACH DE LA ROCHA IS HALF)

so its not all white people
nice try dumbasses

[Angmar]

This antimetalclub has to be a troll. :lol:

[Deth]

youtube is 97% troll and 3% those who don't know what a troll is.

[Mister_Che]

trolling youtube seems pretty fun

By using the comments on others, yes.

[Amit]

how can there be so many trolls on youtube! it makes no sense

[Deth]

idk the blackies must attract them

[guitrguy]

ummmmmm

killswitch engage
sevendust
skindred
living colour
rage against the machines

all have black lead singers
(ZACH DE LA ROCHA IS HALF)

so its not all white people
nice try dumbasses
hard metal is gay! rock is wayyyyyyyy better atleast you can hear them!

[Gnarmageddon]

how can there be so many trolls on youtube! it makes no sense

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NMGsRmZTFQ

[Skinners]

Metal ****ing rules and anyone who cannot except this fact is a large bundle of sticks slightly confuzzled sea lion that i would love to beat the **** out of

Hail Metal you jailhouse punks So we agree.

[ghettoeddo]

Metal: severely lacking in dance songs

obviously the greatest issue metal faces today.

gise what can we do about this?
town meeting

[Angmar]

So we agree.

Wormed are the best band ever.

[Luc214]

lol no minorities in metal

lol no wimminz in metal

lol in general

[Detective Dan]

i didn't watch the video, but yeah most metal is awful

[Futuro]

metal lol

oh wait.......

[bringonthebreakdown]

wow that was one of the stupidest things ive ever seen. epic fail

[willfellmarsy]

and i went into it thinking it'd be stupid

[ThePalaceOfWisdom]

That's pretty lame, damn blackies.

[big80smullet]

theres no women in metal cause you cant fit a drum kit in the kitchen. let alone record an album while theres cooking to be done

[DeathMagnetik]

iv never met a sub-human that knows metal

they are just stupid and deserve 2 black eyes when they don't make their stew just right

[McP3000]

metal makes people DEAF

[horseypie]

lol i love amit

[Meatplow]

theres no women in metal cause you cant fit a drum kit in the kitchen. let alone record an album while theres cooking to be done

:lol:

[big80smullet]

http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/friendless-goth.jpg

[Meatplow]

lol wtf

[big80smullet]

mallgoth taken to literal extremes

[Permanent Solution]

ITT we post our own top 10 lists:
10. Blatantly homosexual themes
9. The fans
8. Corpse Paint
7. Solos
6. Northern Europeans
5. White people
4. Pantera
3. Slayer
2. Metalcore
1. Deathcore

[Wish]

I've gotta say the video sold me. **** METAL!!!
http://www.bannedinhollywood.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/friendless-goth.jpg
lol

And <3 Amit.

[McP3000]

ITT we post our own top 10 lists:
10. Blatantly homosexual themes
9. The fans
8. Corpse Paint
7. Solos
6. Northern Europeans
5. White people
4. Pantera
3. Slayer
2. Metalcore
1. Deathcore
i agree with 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 10

disliking it for the solos just doesnt make sense, and there is a lot of good metalcore out there

[rid]

can't be serious. no one's that fvucking stupid.

[Permanent Solution]

i agree with 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 10

disliking it for the solos just doesnt make sense, and there is a lot of good metalcore out there
wot? You like corpse paint?

It was hard to come up with 10 things I found humorous but with an air of truth :(

[Silenius]

Metal is the root of all things terrible.

[Joe]

I mean... I'll agree with 98% of the video. The other 2% is just unbearably stupid.

still funny

[Stormrider]

i agree with 1, 3, 4, 6, 9, and 10

disliking it for the solos just doesnt make sense, and there is a lot of good metalcore out there

and why are northern europeans a reason to hate metal?

[big80smullet]

i hate blacks and women in metal.

[interviewer02]

Your an idiot metal is one of the most complex genres of music i'd like to see one of your bands or groups perform 4 hour concerts completely in sync. I dont care that you dont like screaming and yelling. If you told us what kinda of music you liked then we could pick out all the reasons we don't listen them stfu.

what does N'Sync have to do with anything?

[interviewer02]

ITT we post our own top 10 lists:
10. Blatantly homosexual themes
9. The fans
8. Corpse Paint
7. Solos
6. Northern Europeans
5. White people
4. Pantera
3. Slayer
2. Metalcore
1. Deathcore
10. Toughguy idiots who like FFDP and Pantera
9. Metalchicks that don't actually like metal
8. Blatantly homosexual themes
7. Bands that looks like Aiden
6. Breakdowns
5. over-shredding
4. Blastbeats
3. Thrashbeats
2. terrible growls
1. Metalcore

[Pebster49]

I thought we praised satin not satan

[hismajestythepope]

ITT we post our own top 10 lists:
10. Blatantly homosexual themes
9. The fans
8. Corpse Paint
7. Solos
6. Northern Europeans
5. White people
4. Pantera
3. Slayer
2. Metalcore
1. Deathcore

this list is offensive

[Detective Dan]

ITT we post our own top 10 lists:
10. Blatantly homosexual themes
9. The fans
8. Corpse Paint
7. Solos
6. Northern Europeans
5. White people
4. Pantera
3. Slayer
2. Metalcore
1. Deathcore

good list

yeah solo's are terrible and pointless 99% of the time

[hismajestythepope]

10. not enough breakdowns
9. not enough hyperblasts
8. not enough pitchshifting
7. lyrics are too pussy
6. nerds
5. goths
4. scenesters
3. nazis
2. not enough hyperblasts
1. not enough hyperblasts

**** off metal pussies listen to real heavy **** goregrindll **** u up

[Angmar]

10. Circle Pits
9. Hardcore Dancing
8. Inhales
7. Emo fag mallcore
6. Metalcore
5. Layered vocals
4. Brees
3. Gravity Blasts
2. Deathcore
1. Breakdowns

[hismajestythepope]

yo say that **** at a waking the cadaver concert youll get killed

[Angmar]

I'd do it anyway.

[hismajestythepope]

youll get killed then poseur

[McP3000]

why would steve be at a waking the cadaver concert anyway

[Angmar]

exactly

[hismajestythepope]

yeh tru that pu$$y aint no **** about goregrind

[jeep]

metal needs more goreslam

[big80smullet]

needs more northern hyperblasts

[Lunarfall]

needz moar opeth

[AngelPhoenix]

metal needs more mehtulz

[RiceMonster]

needs more northern hyperblasts

Clearly I'm not a fan.

[Angmar]

Most japs aren't.

[Detective Dan]

no but in all seriousness you should all be ashamed of yourselves

[Angmar]

Shut up fag.

[McP3000]

no but in all seriousness you should all be ashamed of yourselves
youre an idiot

[Amit]

youre an idiot


Actually listen to Metallica - One... It owns your second reason end of.

[Angmar]

Amit, shhhhhhh

[Detective Dan]

Shut up fag.

well then listen to better music


and heil jokes haven't been funny since 1943

[RiceMonster]

well then listen to better music


and heil jokes haven't been funny since 1943

I can heil that.

[Angmar]

well then listen to better music


and heil jokes haven't been funny since 1943

Shut the heil up.

NP: CARCASS - REEK OF PUTREFACTIONNNNNN

[Detective Dan]

oh lol some of that classic R&M wit it's unstoppable

[Angmar]

f.o.a.d.

[RiceMonster]

oh lol some of that classic R&M wit it's unstoppable

You aren't metal enough to post here gtfo

[Angmar]

Listen to metal or GTFO

[Detective Dan]

how many hairy fingers in the *** does it take to be metal?

[RiceMonster]

nah my forefatherz are pretty metal

[Angmar]

how Many Hairy Fingers In The *** Does It Take To Be Metal?

1488

[McP3000]

Actually listen to Metallica - One... It owns your second reason end of.
what?

[foreverendeared]

"Really, these are the most retarded arguments Ive ever heard." at least someone said something right

[Chu]

what?
I'm pretty sure he's quoting YouTube comments. :lol:

[Pebster49]

the video responses against it are classic. The guy smoking the cig, while talking about christain metal.

[Silenius]

Listen to metal or GTFO

Tits or GTFO*

[Dash]

Why this is funny is because he's probably only heard slipknot and Ds1trubed.

I can understand the emotional argument for those who think St.Anger is the definition of metal. But.. Burzum, Summoning, Paysage L'dhiver for example can be the most emotional music I can think of.

[McP3000]

Burzum and Summoning isn't exactly something you understand after one listen especially if you think Slipknot is heavy.

[Dash]

Burzum and Summoning isn't exactly something you understand after one listen especially if you think Slipknot is heavy.

That's my point.

[McP3000]

you didnt illustrate that at all in your post. You said its some of the most emotional music out there. While i dont disagree with that, you made it sound like its something everyone can easily understand. It's not.

[DeathMagnetik]

metal is badass i hate faggots like like punj

[big80smullet]

i cry when i listen to envy

[Ceminon]

I had to pause the video, to not have to hear that crap, while reading the troll's text.

[Faggor]

**** metal

[beans]

having sex with satan is lovely

[big80smullet]

i love how in theirprofile they describe themselves as "One Emo, One Punk, and One Gangster" Cunt listens to taking back sunday

[bringonthebreakdown]

eppppiiiiccccc faaaaiiilll

[The Feeding]

EPIC FAIL!!
i agree

[darkwargreymon]

This video was pointless and trollish. The basis for more than half of those arguments is bulls***. Watch Metal:A headbanger's journey for some general knowledge if you are actually old enough to attempt to criticize the awesomeness metal is. Also, I hate Hip hop and rap, but I dont troll their pages or post lame videos, do I?

[Deth]

idk do you

[Little Android Man]

sebior citizens

[Chriblan]

ummmmmm

killswitch engage
sevendust
skindred
living colour
rage against the machines

all have black lead singers
(ZACH DE LA ROCHA IS HALF)

so its not all white people
nice try dumbasses

And each one of those bands kickass... well, except for Killswitch Engage... lol

[big80smullet]

This video was pointless and trollish. The basis for more than half of those arguments is bulls***. Watch Metal:A headbanger's journey for some general knowledge if you are actually old enough to attempt to criticize the awesomeness metal is. Also, I hate Hip hop and rap, but I dont troll their pages or post lame videos, do I?

i bet you do but you pretend you dont

[4yearpro?]

too serious for the internet

[Pebster49]

And each one of those bands kickass... well, except for Killswitch Engage... lol

actually KsE is the only decent one, but nice try

[Luc214]

An up and coming band called TesseracT have a black lead singer too. And they're not any form of core.

[Chriblan]

actually KsE is the only decent one, but nice try

Hah, Killswitch can liCK my B A L L S.

[big80smullet]

LIKE your balls?

[jogerto]

i like my balls

[Arachnid]

just watched vid

got no. 5 before i got bored

[RiceMonster]

sick bra

[bastard]

Metal: severely lacking in dance songs
well obviously metalheads aren't smart enough to be listening to intelligent dance music.

[Chriblan]

LIKE your balls?

Yep, typo... lmao

LICK*

[Chriblan]

well obviously metalheads aren't smart enough to be listening to intelligent dance music.

Intelligent? dance music?

I like some dance, techno, electronica, whatever the hell you wanna call it.

But does using a computer to make drum beats and electronic artificial instruments make it intelligent?

[Amit]

lol you don't know what idm is

[GnRguitarist]

Metal is for women, high school students, and lacrosse players.

[Arachnid]

actually KsE is the only decent one, but nice try


jason lynch era KSE kicked so much ***

then howard jones brought the melody


:upset:

[Chriblan]

Metal is for women, high school students, and lacrosse players.

lol, that made me laugh, thanks for that.

I agree with the Lacrosse players, lmao.

[Ceminon]

Metal is a chemical element whose atoms readily lose electrons to form positive ions.

[Amit]

no wonder metal is so negative!!!!

[SnackaryBinx]

best list of all time