if girls listen to it

[kitsch]

then it isnt metal

amirite?

[Moon Flavor]

it might be metal, but it isn't good metal certainly

[bastard]

it isn't music cuz girls aren't people

they are cute machines.

[kitsch]

well i just remembered thor has pretty good taste in metal

[christsimpson]

if it's not metal then what is it? flint?

[interviewer02]

If girls listen to it then it means their boyfriend does and their trying to be cool by liking it.

[masscows]

or theyre a dike

[kitsch]

idk even some lesbos still like indie bands

[kitsch]

liek the breeders

[elmntrs]

and sleater kinney

[hXcPLISIT]

what abt black ppl?

http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=lubu1&view=videos

[bastard]

black ppl only like black metal.

it shows the darkness of slavery.

[kitsch]

well i used to be in a "metal" band that had a black drummer

(our idea of metal was pretty nonmetal)
he was pretty badass tho

but he preferred to play pop punk
which i liked better anyway
so the other members in the band got pissed
and the band split
we were like 14

[Aaron]

well i just remembered thor has pretty good taste in metallol?

[kitsch]

that wasnt a backhanded way of insulting thor

thor is a girl, rite?

[Moon Flavor]

nah i don't think so

[witchxrapist]

then it isnt metal

amirite?

genderist bs js

[Skinners]

No, this actually only applies if girls are playing in a "metal" band.

[witchxrapist]

most precious blood is proof that yous mad incorrect.

[Skinners]

they are not metal.

[witchxrapist]

oh yeah, theyre metalcore, my bad :rolleyes:

[Murdererer]

then it isnt metal

amirite?

that's usually correct, yes

[Skinners]

exactly

[witchxrapist]

a band that plays metal songs with hardcore parts isnt a metal band, ah, of course!

[Skinners]

They dont even play metal parts, it's all chugga chugga punk-esque vegetarianism crap.

[witchxrapist]

hahahahaha.

nah dude, its called metalcore because its metal. its not very hard.

[Skinners]

metal is metal, does the word "metal" have "core" added on to it? No.

[witchxrapist]

no im saying they call it metalcore because its metal and hardcore

not not-metal and hardcore

i mean you can try to sound ultra cool by denying that certain types of the genre arent actually part of the genre, but nobody really cares because its ****ing metal and taking it seriously is retarded.

[Skinners]

If you don't take your metal seriously you might as well be listening to the top 40 on MTV seeing it has about an equal amount of credibility as faux-metal with it's faux music fans (you).

[witchxrapist]

no, i just refuse to take metal seriously unless its converge.

[Skinners]

Also not metal.

[witchxrapist]

LOL

yew are just too cute n_n

[Skinners]

In denial are we?

[witchxrapist]

skinners is a large bundle of sticks

also if girls listen to it than you can use it for sexing

exactly. example:
http://www.ferretstyle.com/myspace_images/synt/synt2sw1.gif


also, found skinners' myspace:
http://myspace.com/407690277

[Skinners]

exactly. example:
http://www.ferretstyle.com/myspace_images/synt/synt2sw1.gif


also, found skinners' myspace:
http://myspace.com/407690277
Oh hoo, so so clever. Face it, your idea of what is really metal is contrived and ultimately false.

[Mr. Ron]

exactly. example:
http://www.ferretstyle.com/myspace_images/synt/synt2sw1.gif


also, found skinners' myspace:
http://myspace.com/407690277
no ****ing way

[Skinners]

im not denying youre a large bundle of sticks Even if I was, it wouldn't be nearly as bad as falling into the metalcore trap like you have.

[Correction]

lolwut^^

also mappy greatest find ever if true

[witchxrapist]

Oh hoo, so so clever. Face it, your idea of what is really metal is contrived and ultimately false.

actually, its the extreme opposite... but i guess its cute if yew think a genre has zero room for variation and sub-styles.

[elmntrs]

http://www.news.cmich.edu/Jones.jpghttp://www.news.cmich.edu/Jones.jpghttp://www.news.cmich.edu/Jones.jpghttp://www.news.cmich.edu/Jones.jpg

[Skinners]

actually, its the extreme opposite... but i guess its cute if yew think a genre has zero room for variation and sub-styles. There is only one true metal.

Also, I could post a myspace of some 12 year old girl with a freakin MCR tattoo and say that "this is mappys myspace" but I am not enough of a prepubescent MTV douche to resort to bs like that. You guys really are incapable of discussing music on even a basic level.

[RiceMonster]

Oh hoo, so so clever. Face it, your idea of what is really metal is contrived and ultimately false.

Calm down, mr metal executive

[Correction]

http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg
http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg
http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg
http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg

[Skinners]

The general lack of metal flowing through this forum does make babies cry, yes.

[elmntrs]

http://www.news.cmich.edu/Jones.jpghttp://www.news.cmich.edu/Jones.jpghttp://www.news.cmich.edu/Jones.jpghttp://www.news.cmich.edu/Jones.jpg .

[Mr. Ron]

http://i37.tinypic.com/2uogw7c.jpg

[witchxrapist]

nice

[StreetlightRock]

Cool tie. Shame about the shirt though.

[witchxrapist]

loooooooooooooool

[McP3000]

skinners is an idiot

[Angmar]

I've known of a girl or 2 to listen to real metal.

Some **** metal but still.

[StreetlightRock]

Ah, I've had a couple of friends obsessed with Children of Bodom, but thats about it.

[bastard]

lol CoB

[bastard]

http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg
http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg
http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg
http://www.nqcc.org/nqccweb/htdocs/Training%20pg%20crying.jpg

did that kid just read Hawk's Cradle of Filth review or what?

[guitrguy]

skinner brings teh lulz

[Correction]

skinner needs some weed

[ThePalaceOfWisdom]

There is only one true metal.

Which is?

I am not enough of a prepubescent MTV douche to resort to bs like that.

Sure you are.

[Correction]

lets respond srsly

[trtrzgunners]

Have everyone forget Cristina Scabbia and Angela Gossow?

[Altmer]

i met a chick last tuesday that listened to opeth and agalloch

[StreetlightRock]

Wasn't a chick.

[Altmer]

Wasn't a chick.

am positive that was a chick

when i saw slayer there were loads of chicks and there were chicks up front during opeth as well

[StreetlightRock]

Weren't chicks.

[Altmer]

have it your way

[kitsch]

this thread brought all the lulz i was expecting

[Shadows Within]

srsly what happen to the days when threads like this would have been banned before the first page took off? not that i mind because it brings the lulz but admin here used to be way more strict...

[kitsch]

maybe the admin has a sense of humor too and realised its just a forum

[kitsch]

and in the old days jeremy was like running the site from a laptop or some shi so i guess he didnt take to kindly to mindless bickering like this

[RetiredAt21]

Girls usually listen to really lame ****.

[RNR]

Most people listen to really lame ****. The best girls listen to those chick singer songwriters with the acoustic guitars. Girls can like metal but most of them don't for some reason.

[Dimmu Burger]

The closest thing you're gonna get are scenester metalcore girls.

[RetiredAt21]

The closest thing you're gonna get are scenester metalcore girls.

*pukes*

EDIT: I'd do the chick who can bree, though.

[kitsch]

The closest thing you're gonna get are scenester metalcore girls.

truth, but metalcore isnt metal, as we established earlier in the thread.

mappy's opinion doesnt count cause she is a scenester metalcore girl

[Permanent Solution]

srsly what happen to the days when threads like this would have been banned before the first page took off? not that i mind because it brings the lulz but admin here used to be way more strict...

people cried about strict modeation

[JohnXDoe]

if girls listen to it they are dykes, druggies, groupies, or in it for the guys

or halfway to prison :(

or fat and ugly and ride old Harleys :/

also, wayyyy too many tatoos

[witchxrapist]

I've known of a girl or 2 to listen to real metal.

Some **** metal but still.

my ex alwayz wears this one tteotd shirt js

[Whitechapel447]

do you know why helen keller was such a bad driver



kuz she was a ****ing woman. duh.

[HighandDriving]

Girls can like metal but most of them don't for some reason.

And that's a good thing.