How can I be elite on MX?

[comm]

http://www.wikihow.com/Be-Elite-on-Mx

What a handy guide!

[masada]

yeah its not funny and everything!

[Klown]

hm, i see

[schiggy]

my name isn't on that list dammit.

[sweboy]

Informative, and fun!

[RNR]

They forgot to mention that you should make "this thread sucks" at least half of your posts.

[Bread and Faxes]

killing yourself is v v elite.

[schiggy]

and use uber cool words such as imo and pwn.

[Bread and Faxes]

an tbqmfh

[Mister_Che]

You need a big avatar.

[2muchket!]

e-rape is the only way

also since they started handing out big avatars to nubs, big avatars arent elite

[Mister_Che]

You shut your whore mouth.

[Bread and Faxes]

no avatars are elite


ask moderator semi

[wdjkals]

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[2muchket!]

o shi' **** OFF NON ELITE

I tried a no avatar approach once

It was like turning gay

I liked it

[Bread and Faxes]

| :

stfu

[semi]

user Bread and Faxes please be nice to my good friend wdjkals

[schiggy]

itt: be nice to one another.

[Mr. Ron]

you forgot


eliminator

[nobodyblossomsforever]

u have to have italic usernamez

[Mr. Ron]

You must have "Mr." in your username. >_> LOL!!!!

[nobodyblossomsforever]

stars under usertitle of course

[The Stig]

Hey I joined in '01 without time travel.

[schiggy]

i almost joined in 01 but then i said i'm not cool enough so i decided to wait two years later.

[iarescientists]

make fun of cancer

[niobium]

say thank you a lot

[gmoneyguy]

I am 2001

[Mr. Ron]

remember when cods licked his toilet bowl

[niobium]

remember when frank panini asked for 40,000 cds

[Mister_Che]

lol

[hismajestythepope]

fixed the ingredients, now actually elite

[nobodyblossomsforever]

i almost joined in 01 but then i said i'm not cool enough so i decided to wait three years later.

[sweboy]

small avatars are the new big avatars

[nobodyblossomsforever]

is it possible to have a negative postcount thtd be elite

[Pariah]

Simpsons avatars.

[DBoons Ghost]

I was elite when I got here, and it rubbed off on people.

In fact, I created the word elite. Scott Herren made it stick.

[schiggy]

i thought scott herren did it.

[Pariah]

Only because of his super-thick orgasm.

[hismajestythepope]

actually both of you are wrong, the mantle of elitery was gortuitously bestowed upon the few users of dis board that can wield the blakk satanik might

[Pariah]

Sorry, Mappy. Not everyone is gay enough to post in R&M.

[hismajestythepope]

i couldnt hear you over the howling of the holocaust wolves

[The Stig]

John can you ban mappy for being a tool?

[hismajestythepope]

John can you ban Paul for being too ironic?

[Pariah]

I could, technically, but it doesn't mean I will. I mean... what's the point?

[comm]

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶

[The Stig]

It's fun to watch him get all butthurt and ****

[comm]

arguing on the internets is so elite

[hismajestythepope]

wait since when did i get butthurt about b&s?

ur just jealous cause i have thick hairz

[The Stig]

John Mappy is mocking my condition of thinning hair this insult is enough to warrant a ban please.

[Pariah]

Shut up, Paul!

[The Stig]

nou

[hismajestythepope]

john mappy would like to ask how you are on dis fine day ??

also look an angry frenchman !! >:{o

[The Stig]

no that's you with **** all over your upper lip from kissing john's ***

[sweboy]

everyone just shut the **** up ok

[The Stig]

nou

[Mr. Ron]

;_;

[schiggy]

make **** threads and have mods close them for you all the time. then your super rad.

[niobium]

my friend's name is rad

[sweboy]

my friend's name is rad

so what's his/her name?

[O Great eye]

lol


Were you looking for:
How to Gain Waight in 10 Days
How to Lose Your Mind

close, very close.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

its very possible to gain weight every 10 days if ur an elite mx member

[niobium]

His/her name is actually very Rad.

[sweboy]

His/her name is actually very Rad.

god tell us already the antciptiaion is killing me!!

[nobodyblossomsforever]

thats √

[niobium]

his/her parents named her rad! it says rad! on her birth certificate!

[nobodyblossomsforever]

i wish i had an exclamation point at the end of my name

[schiggy]

that would be badass

[Reaganista]

How to Lose Your Mind

This article has been nominated for deletion with the reason of:

"Sarcastic. A how-to manual is not the place for sarcasm".

Please comment on the discussion page as to whether it meets our criteria for deletion. Continued edits are appreciated, but please do not remove this tag. This article will be reviewed at least 1 week after 2008-09-22.


Are you sick of living in mundane normalcy? Are you sick of your boring, pathetic, useless life? Do you want to spice things up? Do you want to lose your mind and realize how interesting life really is? Then follow the steps below!
[edit] Steps

1. Realize that you are going to die one day
2. Realize that you could be anything, anyone
3. Realize that nothing is what it seems to be

[g°®†]

moar g°®† torso

[Bread and Faxes]

make fun of cancer

this

[Black Ink]

small avatars are the new big avatars

This also having them forever.

[Mr. Ron]

How to Lose Your Mind

This article has been nominated for deletion with the reason of:

"Sarcastic. A how-to manual is not the place for sarcasm".

Please comment on the discussion page as to whether it meets our criteria for deletion. Continued edits are appreciated, but please do not remove this tag. This article will be reviewed at least 1 week after 2008-09-22.


Are you sick of living in mundane normalcy? Are you sick of your boring, pathetic, useless life? Do you want to spice things up? Do you want to lose your mind and realize how interesting life really is? Then follow the steps below!
[edit] Steps

1. Realize that you are going to die one day
2. Realize that you could be anything, anyone
3. Realize that nothing is what it seems to be

OoOOOo sp00ky

[Reaganista]

ron if i ever ask ur fiance for a brace of pistols dont let me have them

[Mr. Ron]

what

[wdjkals]

stfu

vad u gekskotat :€$@@

[wdjkals]

user Bread and Faxes please be nice to my good friend wdjkals

fmfmfn s,aller thjan sthree

[Reaganista]

what

did u ever read goethe

[Mr. Ron]

no.

[Bread and Faxes]

fmfmfn s,aller thjan sthree

I am sorry user wdjkals

[semi]

: )

[gmoneyguy]

It's fun to watch him get all butthurt and ****

similar to banning who shall not be named?

[Reaganista]

no.

u make me feel like werther :(

[hismajestythepope]

voldemort kills snape

[horseypie]

dumbledore is gay

[comm]

snape fornicates with lily

[Reaganista]

werther kills himself

[hismajestythepope]

jesus crucifies ponches pilot

[jogerto]

it used to say 'elite' under some people's names but that fag jeremy took it away

[here comes the bird flu]

jesus dies

[lak89]

replaced by eliminator

[Pop music sucks]

Dammit I wish I read the article before it got deleted:(

[Pariah]

Dammit I wish I read the article before it got deleted:(

not really no

[nobodyblossomsforever]

Dammit I wish I read the article before it got deleted:(

thats a shame there was so much useful information

[sweboy]

it was fun too!

[nobodyblossomsforever]

indeed i chuckled til my abdominals spasm'd

[sweboy]

i think it's great when you can be both educated and entertained at the same time! :D

[nobodyblossomsforever]

the story of mx*

*sputnik

[Wish]

Need 1000 rep points tbh

[Pariah]

I remember when it was difficult to get that high, and DBJ gave me an admin bump to get stars.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

as soon as the stars and elite feature was removed i ended up getting 20,000+ rep pts =\

[Wish]

I remember when it was difficult to get that high, and DBJ gave me an admin bump to get stars.
I remember when rep was reset to 0 and only mods had 2000. I was one of the first to get stars. Jom was the first or something.

[sweboy]

i remember when i had 1 million reps

what happened to those joyful days :upset:

[Chaindrive]

Long gone, they are.

[sweboy]

but those rep points were like children to me :upset:

i cared for and nurtured every single on of them

[semi]

1341150*
you still have them user sweboy its just that normal users cant see them right now
they told me to say hi and that they love you vv much and miss you
and look on the bright side this way your position is preserved and you will always be the user with the most rep
no one can ever upstage you the #1 slot is safe

[nobodyblossomsforever]

how much did i have i cant rmbr

it wasnt a lot compared to everyone else i dont think

[sweboy]

omg my babies are alive!!!!!!!!!!!!! :') :') :')

ty so much moderator semi for the great news

[Dinosawesome]

remember when sweboy adopted those babies of mine?

that was so rad.

anyway i'm going to bed.

bai guyz

[Chaindrive]

Night Nath.

[sweboy]

remember when sweboy adopted those babies of mine?

that was so rad.

anyway i'm going to bed.

bai guyz

nath, i just want you to know that i love those rep points as if they were my biological rep points

[Black Ink]

I remember when it was difficult to get that high, and DBJ gave me an admin bump to get stars.

And then you bumped me.

[g°®†]

I left [mx] late in 2003 and returned late 2005 and had zero stars. Then after a month, had 4 or 5 ... and now, none.

[Pop music sucks]

Hah, the longest I've been gone was a 3 month hiatus.

[g°®†]

I also had - 45,000 rep points and within a year, was top 12 in with over 500,000 pos rep. :)


I'd like to thank the better half of the sputnik community for helping me out with that. :)

[beso negro]

np.

[niobium]

become a united states senator, then create an account here

[nobodyblossomsforever]

no become a governor

governors actually do sh'it senators just go to washington d.c. meetings and act like they do sh'it but really just pick particles out of their buttholes all day

[niobium]

picking single particles of matter would be truly something i would keep reelecting that official

[nobodyblossomsforever]

u mustve been rooting for hilary clinton

[g°®†]

I have a pimple on my leg. :-/

[schiggy]

funny because i have one on my arm

[g°®†]

it's weird. I've never had one on my leg before.


I could be a bug bite though.

[nobodyblossomsforever]

or an ingrown leg hair

[schiggy]

possibly.

[g°®†]

yah

[hismajestythepope]

as soon as the stars and elite feature was removed i ended up getting 20,000+ rep pts =\

yeah i had hueg amounts of rep