hbp's band lol

[hismajestythepope]

http://myspace.com/notintheminivan

they even took the time to come up with an original name!

[McP3000]

We Were With Giants

wow just wow

[hismajestythepope]

i like how the songs sound like ****ing soft parts from an alesana song and they call it post-rock

or indie/progressive on myspace!

[masscows]

i can hear the nas and mingus influences pretty clearly

[hismajestythepope]

i can hear the coheed and cambria influence on the vox

[Txus]

indie/progressive lolololol

[hismajestythepope]

mike

like 3 posts up son

[Txus]

:upset:

I'm watching the cowboys game, stfu. I'm not paying much attention.

veggie

[Mr. Ron]

drums need some work

[hismajestythepope]

everything needs a lot of work

[RiceMonster]

They Dropped From Heaven Like Satellites

Wow, cliche post rock title, and it doesn't even make sense

[hismajestythepope]

hbps a lot smarter than us, you see, it doesnt have to make sense to simpletons

only to chris penny and claudio sanchez

[Deth]

An untitled song! It's a paradox! Mind = blown

[Iluvatar]

"we are also looking for a bassist."

why do they need a bassist they have the hottest bass player!

[Hbp]

did anyone notice that untitled is actually untitled 3 from ( )?

[Hbp]

while we're at it

anyone wanna hear my pop punk band too?

myspace.com/inthesecondyear

[masada]

drums need some work

dude they were playing incoherently, you wouldn't get it

[Iluvatar]

while we're at it

anyone wanna hear my pop punk band too?

myspace.com/inthesecondyear

oh wow

[Hbp]

that was the point

we were playing out of tempo for dissonance

shitface

[masada]

rofl

[iarescientists]

Everyone could get along

Michael Jackson would tour again

Ralph Nader would be elected president

6. 17. 08. 12. 09 would come faster

Donnie Darko was a documentary

Money/oil/valuables didn't exist

Russell Tyrone Jones
Christopher George Latore Wallace
Eric Lynn Wright
were here

Hot Sauce was pre-installed with every food item

Music would be made to touch you instead of the bank accounts of the people that make it

All Cars ran on 100% Vegetable oil

Vegetarian/Vegan cuisine would be accepted as an everyday menu choice

The Ocean extended in all directions, endlessly

Marlon Brando was living in my guest bedroom

X-Files was on every channel, 24/7

I didn't break a string on my guitar today

Sunrises could be replayed, like on a VCR

Hey Arnold! was made into a boxset and shipped to my door

Francis Bacon was put in every major art museum in the country

Unicorns were bread for all occasions

The Earth would have an intergalactic train station, bringing UFO's and extraterrestrials into the world peacefully

Food would rain from the sky, just over 3rd world countries, and disappear from America

This Will Destroy You were on my lawn, waking the neighbors with cacophonous bliss

Windshields were soft, yet strong enough to keep a person inside the car during a crash

Drugs and alcohol were eradicated completely

Cancer would implode on itself

AIDS would be transferred to Mosquitos, and stay there

Summer nights could be elongated

Time could be endless

My feet didn't smell like they do right now

John Coltrane lived in my basement

Divorce was unnecessary

Yoda was a direct blood relative to myself

Jazz brushes were used 100% of the time

War was a thing of the past

Communication was a thing of the present

I could see where I was going

Phish would swim about the sea

Suicide was a myth

Homicide was a joke

Gay Marriage would just be legalized for good

Sleep was a choice

Oranges could be made to run like Clockwork

I could have a pet Whale, and swim with it

I had gills

I could remember my first days on the planet

Water was the only drink available at bars

The Mighty Rio Grande was running behind my house

Luxury vehicles would disintegrate

I didn't suck at Monopoly

I could move people with sound

We were riders, on a mission

Handlebar mustaches were required

George was around to show me how to actually play the guitar

Rape wasn't even a word

Al Pacino wasn't 68 years old

Attack Of The Giant Mollusks was remade

The Twilight Zone was a place you could visit

I had my own moat, just around my room

Sharks could choose to have laser beams on their heads

This hadn't taken so long

[Hbp]

i mean it worked for A Silver Mt Zion, it must work for us rite?

[Txus]

You're such an asshole

[Hbp]

:lol:

[Dimmu Burger]

Poor Hbp!

[Hbp]

guys stop srsly my vaginas starting to hurt

[Iluvatar]

Poor Hbp!

poor our ears :(

[Hbp]

:upset:

[Niflheim II]

was total **** and uninteresting, completely useless

[Hbp]

who the **** gave you a big avatar?

[Deth]

avatar inferiority complex raises it's ugly head

[Luc214]

lol @ the drums

[masada]

the drum sound is actually really good but obv theyre all retards

[Hbp]

he tried lol

[Dimmu Burger]

How old are you Hbp? Not being mean, just curious.

[Luc214]

the drum sound is actually really good but obv theyre all retards

yeah but its all over the place

[Hbp]

16.

[Dimmu Burger]

Oh damn dude. Your music is probably better than anything that anybody on here did at that age, jesus.

[Hbp]

its aight man

it doesn't bother me because i like hearing what sounds wrong with it as much as i like getting complimented on it for the pure fact i can revise some things to what people say sounds off. I like input I guess is what I'm trying to say. Obviously a band sort of like this is always a learning experience to see what we can come up with collectively, and I'm not going to bullshit and say oh, we have written better stuff that isn't recored yet blah blah because this first recording was really an experiment to see if this band could actually be something at some point. We've gotten alot of positive feedback from people around here, and obviously alot of negative feedback from here on it, and I can see where both parties are coming from, so really, I'm glad people are saying things about it that I can learn from and try to doctor some of what we write to things people say can make it better.

[Luc214]

Oh damn dude. Your music is probably better than anything that anybody on here did at that age, jesus.

I did some metal stuff when I was 16 that I thought was pretty decent.

[Deth]

Did it involving playing Slit Your Guts on Youtube?

[Luc214]

no it was written by me

[Dimmu Burger]

Well I did say "probably".

[Txus]

lol

[Copia]

that wasn't AWFUL, but it wasn't great either

[hismajestythepope]

Oh damn dude. Your music is probably better than anything that anybody on here did at that age, jesus.

no. http://myspace.com/ofthedyingbreed

so much sicker

[Dimmu Burger]

not bad.

[hismajestythepope]

none of the 17-18 year old material is up because james is a fag and deleted the recordings

and we recorded a ****ing EP :(

[Mr. Ron]

In my mind all I see is beauty dear, silhouette in crimson
On my hands spelled-out stains in blood, reads the word, “regret,”
A thousand roses for your grave, a thousand bouquets for your tomb
A thousand prayers in your memory, a thousand tears shed for you
Five hundred four hours left, five hundred four more to go

[hismajestythepope]

yeah totally wrote those lyrics when i was 16 :)

[Txus]

lol, vegan

[Dimmu Burger]

xMeatIsMurderx

[McP3000]

Vegetarians are the biggest douches this world has to offer

[Luc214]

http://www.myspace.com/goddessbound

[hismajestythepope]

Vegetarians are the biggest douches this world has to offer

**** off non elite

[McP3000]

im sorry did i offend you?

[hismajestythepope]

yes maybe

[Apocalyptic Raids]

Did it involving playing Slit Your Guts on Youtube?
lol

[masada]

guys my music sucks but i'm 16 sry

[Dimmu Burger]

Vegetarians are the biggest douches this world has to offer

Why is that?

guys my music sucks but i'm 16 sry

I asked him how old he was.

[masscows]

Why is that?

they don't support his poor redneck family's cattle farm

[McP3000]

they don't support his poor redneck family's cattle farm
**** off
it has nothing to do with texas. Go sacrifice a goat or something.

[bringonthebreakdown]

to be honest, i agree with dan, but that's probably just because im not a music elitist. haha

[masada]

Why is that?



I asked him how old he was.

um what im talking about me you stupid idiot

[Dimmu Burger]

Alright then, but there's no need to be a jerk.

[masscows]

**** off
it has nothing to do with texas. Go sacrifice a goat or something.

cant take jokes

[bringonthebreakdown]

Alright then, but there's no need to be a jerk.

On R&M it seems that how big of a jerk you are also determines how elite you are though.

[Dimmu Burger]

then elite people can eat sh*t.

[bringonthebreakdown]

then elite people can eat sh*t.

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[RiceMonster]

being elite is elite

[Dimmu Burger]

being elite is effin gay.

being respectful is where its at.

[masscows]

elite and respectful is where it's at

[Dimmu Burger]

That's rare though.

[Epilogue]

Technoviking>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hbp

[Epilogue]

actually
Technoviking>>>thread

[hismajestythepope]

hottie bass player

ironically playing boring gitarre

[static]

http://www.myspace.com/goddessbound

who

[hismajestythepope]

his **** at 16

its got sweet parts

bit veil of maya & converge rip-offy

[Dimmu Burger]

actually
Technoviking>>>all of existence

fix'd