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Aaron
09-17-2008, 09:06 PM
It started as one MP's complaint about the portion sizes in the Parliament House cafeteria.
But the Stroganoff Affair has detonated a depth charge in both major parties and the operation of Parliament itself.
Yesterday, after NSW Labor MP John Murphy's whine about the stingy portions of stroganoff served up to his wife ignited derision and disbelief across Sydney, senior figures in both major parties met and agreed that Parliament should no longer be used as a forum for trivial complaint.
"Any reasonable member of Parliament would be embarrassed by it," manager of Opposition business Joe Hockey said last night, confirming that he had met both the Government leader of the House, Anthony Albanese, and the Speaker to discuss the incident.
"It's unacceptable in my view that members should be using the people's house for these purposes."
Last night Mr Murphy issued a statement of apology.
"With many families in my electorate facing cost of living pressures, I accept that the remarks were insensitive and unjustified," he said.
Plans are now under way for a formal resolution barring MPs from raising such trivial complaints.
On Tuesday afternoon, while Canberra's political establishment was debating the plight of pensioners and marvelling at the swift execution of former Liberal leader Brendan Nelson, Labor MP John Murphy rose in the chamber with a question for the Speaker.
He claimed his wife had been served an inferior helping of stroganoff, and had moreover been treated brusquely when she complained.
"Is this the attitude customers have to put up with from the new provider of the staff cafeteria?" he asked.
Immediately after Mr Murphy had spoken, the National Party MP for Riverina - Kay Hull - added her own complaint, describing the "quality, presentation and availability of food" as inadequate.
Mr Hockey approached Ms Hull in the chamber to reprimand her, but witnesses said Ms Hull told him to "f--- off".
Yesterday, Mr Murphy received a reprimand at the direction of Mr Albanese, while the new Parliament House caterers entered a series of meetings with the building's administration, and news of the incident drew widespread comment on Sydney radio talkback stations.



http://www.smh.com.au/news/opinion/annabel-crabb/stroganoff-affair-mp-says-sorry/2008/09/18/1221330977822.html

And you guys think you're elected representatives are bad?!

Iscariot
09-18-2008, 01:17 AM
:lol:

silly fat australians

free_thinkers_are_dangerous
09-18-2008, 01:21 AM
I'd rather if my politicians wasted time on useless crap like this than if they did actual damage to the country.

Iscariot
09-18-2008, 01:24 AM
if this is how they earn their paychecks then that's pretty damaging to your country as it is

ThePalaceOfWisdom
09-18-2008, 03:59 AM
This is why people shouldn't vote labor.

br3ad_man
09-18-2008, 04:16 AM
Politicans in this country are all bitches. Joe Hockey is kind of a dick.

McP3000
09-18-2008, 04:37 AM
Australians are all kangaroo humpers anyway

Meatplow
09-18-2008, 04:45 AM
I hate our parlaiment srsly, I remember watching that program about the daily proceedings at Parliament House before RAGE came on when I was a kid every friday or sat night and they just bicker like children :(

Aaron
09-18-2008, 04:58 AM
This is why people shouldn't vote labor.
Get out of my thread you stupid silvertail.

Chu
09-18-2008, 05:14 AM
That's just one [fat] guy... :confused:

Nice generalization?

Iscariot
09-18-2008, 05:21 AM
That's just one [fat] guy... :confused:

Nice generalization?

not really a generalization but more of a truthful statement tbh

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article4171160.ece

mph4ever
09-18-2008, 06:11 AM
australia and politics in the same thread in pnwi, wtf?

i always thought of australia as a working class english suburb and new zealand as its more upmarket estate

Chu
09-18-2008, 06:20 AM
not really a generalization but more of a truthful statement tbh

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/article4171160.ece
You misunderstood me.

It was one [fat] Labor member who did this, and apparently this single case can be generalized on and applied to the whole party. :confused:

I realize Australia is the most obese country, I live here, believe me it's all too obvious.

Edit: And by case, I mean and bring up irrelevant and useless **** in parliament.

horseypie
09-18-2008, 07:16 AM
I think the Iguanagate scandal was the highlight of our political year, thankyou very much

Aaron
09-18-2008, 07:38 AM
i always thought of australia as a working class english suburb and new zealand as its more upmarket estate
:lol:

Have you been to NZ outside of Auckland? No offence Smokey-D, but I've been to some pretty dodgy places in NZ.

StreetlightRock
09-18-2008, 07:39 AM
I dunno man, the s'hit that went down in Wollongong earlier in the year (the entire council dismissed?) was pretty intense by Aussie standards.

Aaron
09-18-2008, 07:40 AM
I cannot comment on that due to personal reasons.

I'm srs.

Dinosawesome
09-18-2008, 08:19 AM
Yeah I saw that article on the front of the Herald Sun today while I was eating lunch. I distinctly recall thinking "why is this front page news?" before turning to the sports section.

mph4ever
09-18-2008, 08:30 AM
:lol:

Have you been to NZ outside of Auckland? No offence Smokey-D, but I've been to some pretty dodgy places in NZ.

never been that far, going to go the next time i'm in queensland, got to have a good look at the countryside and go see where stephen fleming and richard hadlee live hahahaha and that walker fella the runner

Aaron
09-18-2008, 08:36 AM
where you from bro? are you aussie?

mph4ever
09-18-2008, 08:40 AM
no, a mick

Aaron
09-18-2008, 08:42 AM
que?

Dinosawesome
09-18-2008, 08:51 AM
mph4ever is smokey d?

mph4ever
09-18-2008, 09:07 AM
spud thick mick mate, a paddy

Aaron
09-18-2008, 05:54 PM
Irish?

mph4ever
09-19-2008, 01:57 AM
yep

McP3000
09-19-2008, 03:28 AM
Where's your pot o' gold?

bradc1988
09-19-2008, 03:40 AM
This, does not surprise me.

Another reason why I didn't want to vote last Saturday.

mph4ever
09-19-2008, 03:54 AM
Where's your pot o' gold?

even the little people got hit in the credit crisis

Aaron
09-19-2008, 07:03 AM
This, does not surprise me.

Another reason why I didn't want to vote last Saturday.
I didn't have to. I'm from Wollongong. kekeke.

br3ad_man
09-19-2008, 06:37 PM
Can I admit that I love listening to parliament on the radio? It's very entertaining.

McP3000
09-19-2008, 06:57 PM
even the little people got hit in the credit crisis
HAHAHA

i dont know if you know that you made a funny or not but i laughed

mph4ever
09-19-2008, 07:00 PM
if i was serious i would have said ONLY little people get hit in a credit crisis

Aaron
09-21-2008, 07:30 PM
if i was serious i would have said ONLY little people get hit in a credit crisis
they're the ones who deserve it

Iscariot
09-21-2008, 08:31 PM
they're the ones who deserve it

how did you come to this brilliant conclusion and if you say "magic 8 ball" i will slap you

Aaron
09-21-2008, 08:39 PM
Magic 8-ball [I love to be slapped]

It was sarcasm

Iscariot
09-21-2008, 08:40 PM
/slap slap

and yeah i gathered that much :p

Aaron
09-21-2008, 08:42 PM
Ooohhhh baby.

FallingSnow
09-30-2008, 11:14 AM
RO ****ing FL


Gotta love Aussies.