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EaterOfUterus
09-12-2008, 06:12 PM
Let's say you are a resourceful lover of women but are not getting that life giving force which comes from... well... the image in my avatar. It is something every man needs in his life at some point and which most desire on a daily basis. But what if you are not getting your recommended daily allowance of vulva? Well a young calf may have to suffice.

But what if your intentions are more nefarious and malevolent?

Now I am not recommending violence or sexual assault. I am just saying that for those with demented minds this would be an obvious route to take.

Now let me say once and for all that I would never lay my hands on a woman. I am just pointing out that this is a breach of every young lady's security.

Now say you were a rapist and wanted to find your next victim. Well the obvious thing to do would be to get a job at a gas station or super market. Wait until the woman of your dreams comes in to buy a pack of cigarettes or liquor. Ask to see her ID. Quickly glance at her address and commit to paying her a visit. Then stop by one night when she is not too busy and have your way with her.

Now I paint a pretty gruesome picture here. I must say this is detestable and highly illegal so I do not advise doing it. But it is an interesting idea to say the least.

I recommend that lovers of women everywhere ban together and lobby for the rights of women, fight for their safety and an individual age identification card lacking in address info.

This is a precaution we must take to ensure the safety of women everywhere.

Here's another example. Say someone is buying some dope from you and you jump them and take their money. Then you walk into the store one day and the guy's friend is working in the lane you check out in. You buy your cigarettes, the guy remembers your address as displayed on your photo identification, and within days gang war has broken out.

Not that I would suggest ripping someone off, or starting gang wars, or selling drugs. I am just saying... This is what could happen.

Be very careful who you show your ID too. There are murderous thieves and rapists out there who have seen the loophole and instead of warning you like I have, they will capitalize on your ignorance.

Take this as a warning. Until the federal government can come up with a sufficient age ID card lacking address information, then no one is safe. Everyone is in danger. Keep close watch that you do not become the victim of one of these con men.

Now discuss.

Light Fantastic
09-12-2008, 06:15 PM
Now let me say once and for all that I would never lay my hands on a woman
^^^

EaterOfUterus
09-12-2008, 06:16 PM
Well I did kick my sister in the uterus when I was 13.

wartomods
09-12-2008, 06:17 PM
3rd post, wrong forum, in before closing

EaterOfUterus
09-12-2008, 06:20 PM
3rd post, wrong forum, in before closing

No not wrong forum. This is a current events issue.

mph4ever
09-12-2008, 06:22 PM
No not wrong forum. This is a current events issue.


don't you mean current affairs

EaterOfUterus
09-12-2008, 06:24 PM
don't you mean current affairs

Current event/world issues/politics/current affairs/whatever you want to call it

Beats me.

Can't you see that our women are in danger?

Already_Taken
09-12-2008, 06:27 PM
mph4ever you make the most retarded points.

RNR
09-12-2008, 06:57 PM
I like this thread :)

EaterOfUterus
09-12-2008, 06:59 PM
I like this thread :)

Hey guys new community thread!

McP3000
09-12-2008, 06:59 PM
lol rape

mph4ever
09-12-2008, 07:03 PM
mph4ever you make the most retarded points.

snap!

spitfirejunky
09-12-2008, 07:04 PM
Now I paint a pretty gruesome picture here. I must say this is detestable and highly illegal so I do not advise doing it. But it is an interesting idea to say the least.

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EaterOfUterus
09-12-2008, 07:06 PM
...

And your point? I am just in admiration of my excessive wisdom and insight into life's every day predicaments.

McP3000
09-12-2008, 07:08 PM
sounds like you want to rape someone

spitfirejunky
09-12-2008, 07:09 PM
And your point? I am just in admiration of my excessive wisdom and insight into life's every day predicaments.

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EaterOfUterus
09-12-2008, 07:11 PM
sounds like you want to rape someone

Sounds like I cleared that up in my initial post by saying I don't advise it... It is highly illegal and detestable... What of that makes any indication of my desire, other than my desire being to help people?

Jody LeCompte
09-12-2008, 07:17 PM
When I got both my state ID and drivers license in the state of Louisiana, I was asked if I wanted my address on both.

I opted to remove my social security number from the card, but left my address. If someone wants to stalk me down and rape me, then I'm going to be ready with the whips, body butter, and a cigarette for after.

EaterOfUterus
09-12-2008, 07:21 PM
When I got both my state ID and drivers license in the state of Louisiana, I was asked if I wanted my address on both.

I opted to remove my social security number from the card, but left my address. If someone wants to stalk me down and rape me, then I'm going to be ready with the whips, body butter, and a cigarette for after.

Well maybe the law is different where I'm from.

Det_Nosnip
09-13-2008, 12:01 AM
Vf?

Avalanche.
09-13-2008, 12:13 AM
Seconded