i want a bottle of whiskey

[Iscariot]

but the liquor closed 5 hours ago

what should i do

[keyboardxmosh]

wait until it opens in the morning

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

make it yourself?

[Iscariot]

that's too long from now

i think i might bust the window and steal 10 bottles of whiskey

[keyboardxmosh]

bust a window, get a shopping cart, take like 40 bottles of whiskey

[Badmoon]

I always like Jameson and diet coke

but good luck on getting your whiskey

[beans]

suck a dick for some whiskey yo

[keyboardxmosh]

also a valid option

[Iscariot]

well since the liquor store is closed i walked across town to am/pm and bought a 3-pack of budweiser 24oz cans for $5

np: me drinking beer

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

are pubs open?

wow 3 beers for $5

[Iscariot]

yeah most of them are still open until 2:30am but i don't want to go to the bar by myself that seems pretty unfun

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

ok, do they sell bottles of whiskey at pubs? they do here in aus but cost heaps.

[Iscariot]

nah you can't buy a whole bottle at the bar you can only buy shots or glasses

at least not around here you can't i don't know about other cities

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

get heaps of shots and put em in a bottle and take em home?

[Iscariot]

haha that would be a good idea if shots didn't cost $4 a piece

i can buy a fifth at the liquor store for $8 or fill a bottle with shots for over $40

hmm

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

it's a tough one. you could buy 5 fifths of liquor for $40 too and then you'd have a full bottle.

the price of alcohol these days is ridiculous

[Iscariot]

well i mean i don't need a gallon but if i had the money to blow on one i totally would but a fifth would do me fine

and yeah prices are outrageous

i remember when a fifth of jack went for $10 and now it's $23

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

wait

how big is a fifth of liquor.....i buy a 750ml bottle of bourbon for around $40

used to cost $25 before i turned legal drinking age in aus

[Iscariot]

a fifth is a 750ml bottle

the canadian imports go for $8-$12/bottle

my favorite whiskey bourbon (evan williams) goes for about $12/bottle

and then a gallon of anything is $20+

[Badmoon]

it's a tough one. you could buy 5 fifths of liquor for $40 too

Jesus Christ on a cracker

[Iscariot]

lulz

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

yeah.

just stick with a fifth of alcohol

[Iscariot]

holy crap australia sucks man :\

[Badmoon]

How much you guys get a 6 pack of 12 oz. cans for? To be specific, say Busch, or Highlife.

just curious?

[Iscariot]

between $5-$7

unless you were talking to the other guy

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

about $15 depending on what you want.

busch? highlife?

haven't seen them over here yet

[Badmoon]

nah, I was talking to both of you. But $5 - $7 is the same for me.

$15 -- ya know, where from different countries, so there's probably something I don't understand (likely), but are you not talking about American dollars, or have I gone a bit crazy? I don't know?

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

$15 that's about $11 american

[Iscariot]

well US and AUS currency are almost identical in value so their beer really is just ridiculously overpriced

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

i usually just buy a 24 pack of 12oz bottles for $35.

much better than buying 6packs.

[Iscariot]

oh man a 24 pack is like $15 here

[Badmoon]

$15 that's about $11 american

oh, okay. But yeah still, I agree with Iscariot. You guys really do get the shaft -- so be it, however.

whatever, good talkin to you guys, I'm goin to sleep.

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

**** i hate australia

[Badmoon]

haha, at least you get drunk though.

[Rogue Six]

Just buy some Moonshine Jared, It's cheaper in the long run, and it will get you there quite a bit quicker than liquor.

[Iscariot]

can't buy moonshine anywhere around here

[Czech Yourself]

Making Alcohol takes such a long time too.

[Rogue Six]

You've just got to know the right people, I guess I benefit by living at the gateway to apalachia.. Hillbilly hell