english 101 essay

[nobodyblossomsforever]

i got my first college essay i gotta write and submit via the internet by sometime tomorrow. i aim on getting it done tonight if i can stay awake that long. my topic is "failure is a better teacher than success". i kinda got an idea of what to write, but the teacher wants a lot of examples to support the thesis and such. so if you were writing this essay, what kind of examples would you use? any suggestions would be appreciated. :)

[here comes the bird flu]

okay.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

you'll soon find out

[bringonthebreakdown]

make it as simply ridiculous as you can and still get away with it.

[ace76543]

be liek well i'm gonna fail this essay so that'll teach me to be more on task more than if i had gotten a proper essay in on time. and yeah

[Internet]

write about how although ur professor is a failure as a human being you still learn a lot from him/her

[adb]

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[nobodyblossomsforever]

aww look at asdemonsburn, wish his hourly sh'itty posts goochy goo

[Internet]

aww look i dont care

[hotpants_67]

this thread inspires me to take up sex therapy as a profession.

[adb]

aww look at asdemonsburn, wish his hourly sh'itty posts goochy goo

learn to troll

[nobodyblossomsforever]

learn to stay out of threads if you're just gonna make stupidass comments

im srsly lookin for a little help, im sure if a more "elite" member made this thread they would get a srs answer

[adb]

if you need to ask an internet forum for help (especially frosh english)you shouldn't be in college

[ace76543]

srsly lol

[pppoe]

freecollegeessays.com

[nobodyblossomsforever]

if you need to ask an internet forumfor help (especially frosh english)you shouldn't be in college

i could easily do it on my own i just thought i could get a lil extra help

you can stop throwing your pocket lint into the thread now