Community Thread: It was okay 5/5

[Ruins]

siiiiiick Burn

[Iluvatar]

i found an AIM log on my old computer of a chatroom where me, chan, and elim pretended to be john, jom, and SOP(SM) and convinced hbp to post one of those "morrissey i'm ready to become a mod" thread

that was one of the best

[johnnypocketed]

found an AIM log on my old computer of a chatroom where me, chan, and elim pretended to be john, jom, and SOP(SM) and convinced hbp to post one of those "morrissey i'm ready to become a mod" thread
that wasnt done like six times

[Iluvatar]

that wasnt done like six times

it was funny every time

[Channing]

found an AIM log on my old computer of a chatroom where me, chan, and elim pretended to be john, jom, and SOP(SM) and convinced hbp to post one of those "morrissey i'm ready to become a mod" thread


can you send me this

[Jom]

can you please post it here

everybody knows i don't use AIM to talk to sputnik folk

but mostly i want to see how accurate whoever was portraying me was :)

[masada]

rsoxfan22 (9:33:41 PM): okay i will tell my mom to email it to me

[Ruins]

Isn't Hbp attempting to be "open minded" now

[masada]

go away

[Ruins]

ahhh

[Thor]

can you please post it here

everybody knows i don't use AIM to talk to sputnik folk

but mostly i want to see how accurate whoever was portraying me was :)
jom what's the ETA of that email?

[masada]

choo

[McP3000]

lol hbp

[iarescientists]

ON MY OLD COMPUTER

z

[masada]

have ur mom email it to u dumbass!

[Channing]

ok go get it

[Iluvatar]

I was the original Jom impersonator with who was it Bron?

That was the meanest one me and chan ever did =(

[Channing]

the one where you and i pretended we hated each other to acey was ****ing brutal

[Iluvatar]

the one where you and i pretended we hated each other to acey was ****ing brutal

oh yeah I remember that, it was pretty amazing

[SnackaryBinx]

I want to see these convos dang nabit.

[Channing]

i posted it in a journal but it's like buried now

[Thor]

so chan did you preorder the BTBAM dvd yet

[Ruins]

I want to preorder the dvd but I'm short on cash at the moment.

[Channing]

no i have no money yet but i'll def buy it

[Thor]

I got the deal with the CD/DVD and the shirt. 27 bucks (including shipping) isn't bad at all.

That clip of Foam Born pretty much hypnotized me into getting it

[SnackaryBinx]

the cover of colors would make a really badass shirt imo.

[Thor]

the cover of colors would make a really badass shirt imo.
I've got just that shirt.

[masada]

it is a shirt

[Ruins]

meh 27 bucks for all that is good. I'll consider

[Channing]

guys i am collecting chats as we speak

[Thor]

if you use trillian for your AIM it auto saves all your conversations

[SnackaryBinx]

IT'S A ****ING SHIRT, I WANT A ****ING LINK NOW YOU **** GOBBLER

typing here so above is in caps.

[Thor]

IT'S A ****ING SHIRT, I WANT A ****ING LINK NOW YOU **** GOBBLER

typing here so above is in caps.
lol

I got it at their merch booth last year so I don't think you can get it now.

[Channing]

i log my conversations but these chats are from a year/two years ago

[Iluvatar]

lol

I got it at their merch booth last year so I don't think you can get it now.

lol yes you can

[SnackaryBinx]

where, I got tired of searching after about 5 clicks of seeing the same thing.

[johnnypocketed]

shut up large bundle of sticks
w/e nick

[Thor]

lol yes you can
well not the Colors tour one that I have :naughty:

[SnackaryBinx]

well not the Colors tour one that I have :naughty:

you mind giving me your address. you seem like a cool dude and we should totally hang out.

[Iluvatar]

i found it on amazon

[masada]

whats that

[Thor]

you mind giving me your address. you seem like a cool dude and we should totally hang out.
creeper alert

[Channing]

thor i'm going to go to underoath show with your girlfriend

[masada]

thor are u a 12 year old girl

[Thor]

thor i'm going to go to underoath show with your girlfriend
lol seriously cuz i was considering going

[iarescientists]

i'm going to the underoath show underneath your girlfriend

[SnackaryBinx]

i'm going to the underoath show underneath your girlfriend

http://www.greginthedesert.net/files/page0_blog_entry1084_1.jpg

[iarescientists]

i am wide awake: JesusDeEspana (10:11:50 PM): i dont get mrs savage thread =(
rsoxfan22: fag
rsoxfan22: i am wide awake (10:11:39 PM): JesusDeEspana (10:11:50 PM): i dont get mrs savage thread =(
rsoxfan22: wtf are you in the future
i am wide awake: u have it now
rsoxfan22: i'm ****ing parched
i am wide awake: u dont melt into nazis anymore
i am wide awake: i h8 u
i am wide awake: ur electric city 2 me

[Channing]

an actual conversation i had with mark hoppus in 2004

GDandBlinkfan76 [6:33 PM]: hello
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:33 PM]: is this really you?
Atticus 4 Lyfe [6:33 PM]: yeah
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:33 PM]: awesome!!
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:33 PM]: so wuts up
Atticus 4 Lyfe [6:34 PM]: nothing
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:34 PM]: so, uh, how many fans r u talkin 2 rite now?
Atticus 4 Lyfe [6:34 PM]: 7
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:34 PM]: ah, thats not too bad
Atticus 4 Lyfe [6:34 PM]: not yet
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:34 PM]: haha
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:35 PM]: this is really weird
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:35 PM]: but its cool
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:35 PM]: my names channing
GDandBlinkfan76 [6:35 PM]: yep its weird i kno
Atticus 4 Lyfe signed off at 6:37 PM

[masada]

lol

[Thor]

that conversation chan and elim had about anal sex/the american dream still cracks me up to this day

[masada]

vaguely remember that someone post it so i have something 2 laff at 2morrow before dragging myself to school

[Channing]

i don't remember that when was it

[SnackaryBinx]

lol.

[iarescientists]

i like hacking into other people's accounts and reading their AIM conversations just like Thor!

[Thor]

i don't remember that when was it
idk but it was on your facebook info for a long time

[Channing]

oh yeah he was talking about porn

yes that was aweosme

[Doppelganger]

http://www.greginthedesert.net/files/page0_blog_entry1084_1.jpg

**** you hard

[SnackaryBinx]

I can already feel the great pain now

[Channing]

http://img176.imageshack.us/img176/4953/lolwutjx1.png

[SnackaryBinx]

lolwtflol.

[Doppelganger]

that's awesome
http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c7/pyroflame311/1223002556065.gif

[iarescientists]

doppelganger wtf why did you vote for crimson

[Doppelganger]

can't honestly say really, maybe I was pulling for a MAJOR UPSET

[Channing]

go crimson

[iarescientists]

you are weak

[Doppelganger]

CRIMSON WILL BE SPILLED or not because he's probably getting anally raped oh well

[Thor]

crimson got me into some sweet albums, gotta vote for him

[Doppelganger]

top mediocre prog metal album reviewer of the year!

[Channing]

i'm so excited for the sputnikmusic award show

[Doppelganger]

i completely forgot about that actually yes that will be amazing

[SnackaryBinx]

sweet, another thing i've never heard of.

[iarescientists]

are we actually doing that this year

[Channing]

i heard jom wants to do something like it, if not how it used to be done

[Iluvatar]

me and chan are gonna write it

[McP3000]

whats the prize

edit: 7k

[Doppelganger]

so its prolly gonna be exponentially gayer

[Iluvatar]

ok bro i understand zach but wtf not voting for me =(

[Doppelganger]

I'M FUTILELY TAKING YOU DOWN WITH ME bro

[McP3000]

like he's gonna lose

[Iluvatar]

nigga you were against like lewis what was i supposed to do =(

[Doppelganger]

hence futilely

[Doppelganger]

those votes are pure sputnarchy!

[McP3000]

sputnikmusic has no rules unless morrissey is online

[Iluvatar]

at which point it is then really sputnik music

[McP3000]

that sentence confused me

[Iluvatar]

havent you ever read animal farm dummy

[SnackaryBinx]

I've listened to Ribbons and Sugar, close enough.

[iarescientists]

we need to convince robert collins to join sputnikmusic

[Doppelganger]

and def george orwell

[Thor]

1984 was better

though both are great

[McP3000]

havent you ever read animal farm dummy
no, but it was more the grammatical layout
we need to convince robert collins to join sputnikmusic
lol yes

[iarescientists]

Zach is RIP charlie and mac :(
Harrison: whos charlie and mac
Zach: my mom and dad
Harrison: seriously?

[McP3000]

:-[

[Iluvatar]

****** doesnt realize I AM THE OLDEST PERSON COMMENTING

[schiggy]

****** Doesnt Realize I Am The Oldest Person Commenting
How Old Are You?

[Iluvatar]

19.

I am just saying its a bunch of first year college students commenting as opposed to a SECOND YEAR COLLEGE STUDENT WHOAHGOD

[Dave de Sylvia]

I am a fifth year college student gtfo of my thread

[McP3000]

john you like the new harvey milk?

[Jom]

The award show will come back and the gay factor will be toned down significantly because people will be signing up to write parts of the show, and I piece them all together to make it flow.

[Doppelganger]

john you like the new harvey milk?

I think you're a little late

[Iluvatar]

I am a fifth year college student gtfo of my thread

no you dont understand because you are too elite to add us on facebook he was calling us high schoolers!

howdarehe

[NortherlyNanook]

19.

I am just saying its a bunch of first year college students commenting as opposed to a SECOND YEAR COLLEGE STUDENT WHOAHGOD

you were supposed to be 85 or something HERO DESTROYED

[Iluvatar]

john you like the new harvey milk?

I hope someone posts in between these two posts so im not double posting but yeah i like it. its not their best tho

[Thor]

The award show will come back and the gay factor will be toned down significantly because people will be signing up to write parts of the show, and I piece them all together to make it flow.
can i host again

[schiggy]

19.

I am just saying its a bunch of first year college students commenting as opposed to a SECOND YEAR COLLEGE STUDENT WHOAHGOD i'm 24 and you can't say anything because i just started posting not too long ago. maybe this is my last post for the night though.

[Doppelganger]

no, forever lol

[McP3000]

I think you're a little late
im listening to it for the first time right now
I hope someone posts in between these two posts so im not double posting but yeah i like it. its not their best tho
cool

[Iluvatar]

i'm 24 and you can't say anything because i just started posting not too long ago. maybe this is my last post for the night though.

i dont get what you are saying

[Doppelganger]

Courtesy And Good Will Towards Men is my favorite but everyone else pans it.

[schiggy]

what dont you get?

[Channing]

i will write the majority of the award show

there will be plenty of greer jokes

[Doppelganger]

are you sure you can meet the greer joke quota

[Jom]

Sign-up sheets for the awards show will come out in November at some point, and we'll take the first part of December to have people start writing the show.

[Iluvatar]

what dont you get?

what you are trying to say

[schiggy]

what you are trying to say
foget about it man. it's late and i dont want to explain myself. (i'm tired and probably not making sense).

[Channing]

are you sure you can meet the greer joke quota


idk but i WILL meet the daily quota of beats

[Doppelganger]

aight I'm out guys 11 is late for jefferson on a sunday night

[Thor]

i will write the majority of the award show

there will be plenty of greer jokes
submit your joke review again

np sexual healing @ tennis camp

[iarescientists]

i still have to read like 25 pages wtf

[Channing]

i will get banned!

[Thor]

it's a good album, 4/5

[McP3000]

it wasnt okay 5/5?

[Doppelganger]

zach you're edging out crimson by 1 lolooll

[McP3000]

wow he should win by more than that

[Thor]

it wasnt okay 5/5?
it wasn't mathy enough for my tastes tbh

[Channing]

zach only beat poetandthependulum by 1

ppl hate him

[Doppelganger]

yeah because obv not that many ppl have even heard of patp

[McP3000]

zach only beat poetandthependulum by 1

ppl hate him
how many did i beat damrod by chan

wasnt it the first tie?

[Iluvatar]

well i mean they havent have they?

[Channing]

you beat damrod by like 3

[McP3000]

oh there must have been some last minute voting after i went to bed oh well

[iarescientists]

i don't understand people actually know my name how can they hate me :(

[McP3000]

they get to know you

[iarescientists]

according to my count i am up 22-18

i think the alabama school system has failed doppelganger

[McP3000]

sweet home alabama

[Channing]

i hate colds

[iarescientists]

chan close the voting now before i am usurped!

[Channing]

i'm coutning them now

[Thor]

omg the suspense

[Channing]

quarter finals are up

[Thor]

i voted for barack

how the **** did ballstothewall get this far

[Channing]

dude wylie rules

[Iluvatar]

wylie is a pretty cool guy

[Thor]

don't you mean METAL ELITIST #1

[Channing]

i mean yeah he's sort of an idiot but it's in an awesome way

[Thor]

i always thought it was kinda annoying but whatever

he likes daylight dies at least

[McP3000]

his music taste is pretty lol

also, update John. You're gonna hate me but i love Deathconciousness now :(

[Iluvatar]

megafag

[Thor]

k it's pretty late and i've got class at 9

i'll see you guys around

[NortherlyNanook]

oh ****, chan's bracket's been called out oh shi

[Iluvatar]

how is it being called out, there were 4 divisions and these matches are still within those divisions

idiots should speak on the review site

[McP3000]

megafag
ilu 4 voting for me in your stead!

[NortherlyNanook]

how is it being called out, there were 4 divisions and these matches are still within those divisions

idiots should speak on the review site

fag

i never said he was right

[Iluvatar]

what?

[Channing]

he was just pointing out the fact that it was called out, he wasn't agreeing

and he called you a fag \m/

[bringonthebreakdown]

chan how are you gonna match you and balls up. thats not even fair :[

[Iluvatar]

i never even said he agreed i just explained how that reasoning was idiotic

i mean unless you guys can tell me where i said he agreed i mean

[McP3000]

http://www.usagonedirty.com/smu/index.php

my best friend's roommate is the blonde one. Im currently laughing.

[Channing]

i thought balls would be getting more votes to be honest

[McP3000]

eh he's not staff and he's like the registered generic metalhead of the site so he's looked at as almost a joke

still a cool guy though

[Channing]

it pains me to know that berkay is going to lose

[McP3000]

i know

but then again, it also pains me that you beat me :rolleyes:

edit: rasputin is beating SOSM right now. But then again that could definitely change since theres only like 14 votes right now

[Channing]

writin a review

[rasputin]

goddamnit, spat voted for me in the quarter final, that means i have to vote for him or i'll look like a cunt

[Channing]

votes for your opponent are the same as votes for yourself. they don't count.

[rasputin]

oh right, good. I'm winning like 12 -5 atm anyway.

[Channing]

my right nostril is all blocked up ugh

pig destroyer are so ****ing awesome

[rasputin]

I haven't listened. Digging Envy right now.

[Channing]

hell yeah what album

[rasputin]

Your favourite :D

[Channing]

Roar. Mastodon are an excellent band. They can write songs too. This is a concept album about Moby Dick.

[Altmer]

i read on wikipedia that mastodon is greek for nipple tooth

[McP3000]

read on wikipedia that mastodon was greek for awesome

[Altmer]

thats not greek thats geek

[McP3000]

oh i get it i guess you're right

[McP3000]

that was rude apologize!

[masada]

i dont apologize for nothin!!

[Thor]

lol tramadol

[SnackaryBinx]

tramadol is some serious ****

[McP3000]

lol tramadol
tramadol is CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN

[iarescientists]

np the killers

[Serpento]

np zeitgeist addendum

[Thor]

tramadol is CHANGE WE CAN BELIEVE IN
No, I am.

[McP3000]

yay i pulled my second all nighter of the semester

fun

[iarescientists]

yay i made a ringtone of RZA's verse in 4th chamber

[McP3000]

gangsta phone

[Thor]

awesome album

[iarescientists]

looking back at it i should have made a killers ringtone :/

[goaskalice211]

oh hello
how has everyone been?

[rasputin]

why don't you go ask alice

oh ho ho

[Thor]

why dont you read my mingus revew oh ho ho

[Altmer]

hello y'all got home from uni

[AyatollahKhomeini]

how is this
"uni"
you speak of

[McP3000]

oh hello
how has everyone been?
do you post from school or something?

[Altmer]

how is this
"uni"
you speak of

university

i am from europe they have universities there.

[AyatollahKhomeini]

oh
i see

how is this
"europe"
you speak of

[McP3000]

it probably sucks

[iarescientists]

i heard dude's touch other dude's wieners and they aren't even doctors wtf

[SnackaryBinx]

euorpe's a pretty ****ed up place eh

[The Sludge]

Now all you do is post hit or miss photos and too many youtube clips in the Laugh:Lose thread.

Well once I get my computer back from the shop with all my music and porn, I'll get back into reviewing. It's kind of hard on a friends laptop for the past 8 months. It's kind of why my last.fm hasn't been updated since who knows when.

[willfellmarsy]

sup thread...i just downloaded Se Dice Bisonte, No Bufalo and i think i woulda preferred rapid fire tollbooth the way it is plus the Goliath ending with the obvious Thomas massacre of the kit...

how's everybody's day going? i just ate some homemade chili with some cheese sprinkled on top...damn was it good!

[Thor]

i had two steak biscuits and a cheerwine for lunch, which is far superior

[SnackaryBinx]

the khayembii communique owns, just sayin'.

[willfellmarsy]

i had two steak biscuits and a cheerwine for lunch, which is far superior

what, if i may, is a cheerwine and i am also kinda vague on the steak biscuits?(btw the chili had steak in it so they are most likely negated)
:wave:

[Thor]

cheerwine is one of the most glorious sodas ever

pretty sure it's mainly found in the south though

[masada]

looks like grocery store soda

[willfellmarsy]

Yea, i've never heard of it but i am a northerner...it's probably the RC Cola of the South...so are you gunna be put on Staff? I think that'd be pretty nifty...u shudda been put on be4 mike the meh-reviewman 5000...also i ask you mighty Thunder God to recommend me one album that will blow my mind...i have an hour and a half to kill between classes tomorrow nd i live too far away from school to go home so i am gunna listen to an album...u have the metal sensibilities i love so the ball is in your court...wow me

edit: at Thor

[Channing]

at work there's a cheerwine machine but it's filled with coke and sprite and stuff

[Thor]

Yea, i've never heard of it but i am a northerner...it's probably the RC Cola of the South...so are you gunna be put on Staff? I think that'd be pretty nifty...u shudda been put on be4 mike the meh-reviewman 5000...also i ask you mighty Thunder God to recommend me one album that will blow my mind...i have an hour and a half to kill between classes tomorrow nd i live too far away from school to go home so i am gunna listen to an album...u have the metal sensibilities i love so the ball is in your court...wow me

edit: at Thor
Um lately I've been listening to The Big Dirty by Every Time I Die and the new Underoath, both of which are ****ing ace.

and it doesn't look like you've heard A Diamond For Disease by Arsis. Everyone should hear/love that EP.

[Channing]

god i am ****ing grooving to darkest hour in my computer chair

[SnackaryBinx]

darkest hour are pretty sweet.

[Thor]

saw them in august, them opening with doomsayer was orgasmic

[SnackaryBinx]

Ahh, I wanted to see them, they were with Misery Signals too last time they came around.

I really wish I had a job.

[Channing]

last night i had a dream that i saved a girl from getting raped

[Thor]

Ahh, I wanted to see them, they were with Misery Signals too last time they came around.

I really wish I had a job.
that ol' thrash and burn tour

it was half amazing and half terrible

[SnackaryBinx]

last night i had a dream that i saved a girl from getting raped

and then you raped her, right?

[DFelon204409]

last night i had a dream that i saved a girl from getting raped

Last night I was dreaming that this isthmus of sand that served as a popular beach where I live got a little flooded over because of a weird high tide and great white sharks came and were mauling this one dude while lifeguards shot at it with rifles from their towers. Crazy.

[SnackaryBinx]

Last night I was dreaming that this isthmus of sand that served as a popular beach where I live got a little flooded over because of a weird high tide and great white sharks came and were mauling this one dude while lifeguards shot at it with rifles from their towers. Crazy.

in essence, don't do drugs kids.

also, Nick, send me In Pieces- Learning To Accept Silence pzkthx. :thumb:fireiswater@gmail.com

[Thor]

A few years ago I was asleep while my ipod was playing, and I could hear it in my dream. My mom died in my arms while Led Zeppelin's "Babe I'm Gonna Leave You" was playing. I'm now totally freaked out by that song and I refuse to listen to it.

[SnackaryBinx]

I fell asleep to GY!BE F# A# Infinity once.
that was a weird ****ing dream, especially the spoken parts.

[Channing]

my dream was weirder. i was walking through a cafeteria with joel madden from good charlotte, and he could see the future so he knew that this girl was going to get raped and he knew what guy was going to do it. so he told me and i followed the guy when he grabbed the girl (who i think may have been a p0rnstar) and went outside and it was snowing and i tackled him and then he pulled out a gun and dove into this icy water and i followed him into it and grabbed the gun and he climbed out before me and when i was climbing out he took out an uzi but i shot him in the shoulder and he fell and was still aiming it at me so i shot him three times in the neck and once in the forehead

[Thor]

holy **** that's a pretty brutal dream

[SnackaryBinx]

join a gang chan, sounds like you have some sweet aim.

oh, and ****ing brootal dream. not even burzum is that brootal.

[DFelon204409]

in essence, don't do drugs kids.

also, Nick, send me In Pieces- Learning To Accept Silence pzkthx. :thumb:fireiswater@gmail.com

With time young child.

[SnackaryBinx]

that doesn't help me.

and don't call me young just because i'm younger than you.

[Thor]

haha, calm down

[SnackaryBinx]

but I don't wanna.

[Channing]

calm down young one

[P13]

...,Youngen

damn, would have worked better if it was after thor's post. *angry*

[SnackaryBinx]

god I hate being young, **** being 17.

[P13]

Shut up, I'm 15 and don't complain

[SnackaryBinx]

I'll complain all I want. ****, I'm gonna go play some counter-strike, bastards

[P13]

fag

Do you guys have suggestions to the in-ear headphones I should buy?

[Channing]

i have these Philips ones that are really good, hold on let me find a link

[willfellmarsy]

Um lately I've been listening to The Big Dirty by Every Time I Die and the new Underoath, both of which are ****ing ace.

and it doesn't look like you've heard A Diamond For Disease by Arsis. Everyone should hear/love that EP.

Gettin the Arsis stuff because i don't really like the other two...also gunna get _We, Invaders by Unexpect but i need one more EP...any suggestions? Preferrably something that is interesting and leaves a big impact???

[Doppelganger]

according to my count i am up 22-18

i think the alabama school system has failed doppelganger

goddamn dude how am i to count, drink beer, shoot deer, kill queers, and watch the ****in bama game at the same time goddamn

[Channing]

http://www.consumer.philips.com/consumer/en/us/consumer/cc/_productid_SHE9500_27_US_CONSUMER/In-Ear-Headphones+SHE9500-27

[P13]

how are they with noise cancelling? and bass
BASS IS IMPORTANT WITH METAL

[Channing]

they are excellent with all of those things!

for noise cancelling, let's just say i work in a huge ****ing warehouse/plant and they work great for that environment

[willfellmarsy]

Chan i didn't know you were so beloved...i thought iluvatar's curse in my reviews, review pokemon albums, tmv>you-mentality would knock you off the madness...it appears i was mistaken

[P13]

sweet. I was thinking of getting a $100+ pair, but if these work then I won't have to
danka, chan

[Channing]

john is too much of an asshole

i'm just a nice guy

[schiggy]

john is too much of an spatula

i'm just a nice guyuse the spatula wisely.

[Doppelganger]

An Spatula

[P13]

what a liar

[willfellmarsy]

i thought the spatula's in the end beat the nice guys...Cocaine's beating down spat and spat has a heart of gold

[iarescientists]

i refuse to vote because jom got knocked out

[P13]

Coke has evil spock as his avatar though.

[Electric City]

neither sosm or cocaine will beat chan so this competition is pretty much over