I want to join a cult

[DanD]

okay well not a cult, but more like a commune, but that doesn't make for a flashy title

anyway, I've totally given up on society. I have no interest in trying to save it. It is doomed, and I don't care and I want out.

First I thought about moving out of country, but that takes a lot of time, effort, and money, and well, I am just very lazy.

Then I thought about buying a private island and living in seclusion. This is my optimal choice, but this one is far more improbable, and again the money thing.


So then it hit me. A commune. I'm just looking for somewhere where there is a more logical and reasonable society who keeps to themselves and just enjoys life. Self sufficient. Peaceful. Wonderful.

so yeah, tell me about any communes that you know of or tell me how i go about purchasing a private island

[g°®†]

do it.

[Correction]

sounds like me

[Meatplow]

become a hippy

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

you already spend most of your time in a virtual one.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

its weird because we are only truly connected in that we go to this site every day.

[g°®†]

If you have an island, you gotta have a few girls there and mandate a no clothes rule.

[DanD]

i agree noonward

but i want to live without technology and want minimal to no contact with the outside world

[g°®†]

that's a horrible way to live!

[Meatplow]

gay nightclubs?

i don't mean the prissy faggot ones the hardcore bondage places with all the freaks

[DanD]

what the hell are you talking about meatplow

[g°®†]

his cult

[Meatplow]

if you have to ask you probably shouldn't come to know about such places

[Black Ink]

http://www.twinoaks.org/

[SWard325]

heaven's gate

[adb]

aww look at dand, just discovering society is a hellhole. How cute.

[Yogert]

yer butt is a hellhole

[adb]

Maybe.

Wait, is this copypasta'ed I can't tell

[Knifeboy]

http://www.twinoaks.org/

that place sounds pretty cool up until the part about the 46 hour work week

[Shell]

there are a couple of amish communities about 75 miles southwest of here... they still ride around in horse-drawn buggies and use windmills and ****

[sweboy]

there are a couple of amish communities about 75 miles southwest of here... they still ride around in horse-drawn buggies and use windmills and ****

You talking about Wichita?