Olympics no canadian medals

[Kuba]

Canada no medals yet. why is that?

[Myrrhman]

because it isn't the winter olympics

[Surtr]

These Olympics are hosted in China. There's a reason China's in the lead.


<_<

>_>

No but really, it isn't the Winter Olympics and sorry to say it, but we're rather poor during Summer Olympics usually.

[niobium]

because log cutting and affordable healthcare aren't olympic events

[Kuba]

because log cutting and affordable healthcare aren't olympic events

lol

[Iscariot]

just wait until the winter olympics

i want to root for america but tbh canada will pwn at hockey because other than maple syrup and lumberjacks it's all they have

[hXcPLISIT]

you forgot the women that are 10x sexier than american women. ^.^

[Already_Taken]

doubt it.

speaking for texas women.

[Alf™]

because you suck at sports idk that's probably why

[Iscariot]

you forgot the women that are 10x sexier than american women. ^.^

canadian women are above average until they hit the age of about 25 or 30 at the latest and then they become the ugliest creatures on the face of the earth

american women stay hot even when they get old and wrinkly

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

canada is usually pretty good at rowing. we have plenty of lakes and rivers 'n ****, so when our igloos melt and we can't play hockey anymore we become nomadic rowers.

plus we usually have a few caribbean imports who win us some track and field medals. woot for donovan bailey and bruny surin.

[siva_chair]

If high powered rifle long distance marksmanship were an olympic sport the Canucks would probably pwn.

Those Canadian snipers in Afghanistan seem to be having a lot of fun sitting on mountains and picking Taliban off from a mile away.

[apple pie]

Canadians will still get their asses kicked by the Russain in Vancover.

[Poet]

Russian? lol, one guy will destroy the whole Canadian team?

[siva_chair]

Canadians will still get their asses kicked by the Russain in Vancover.

Probably not as bad as you in a spelling bee, though.....


:p

[apple pie]

^ you mean grammar.

and Ovechkin could take the entire Canadian National Team.

[bassguitar245]

cause America kicks ***.

[siva_chair]

^ you mean grammar.

and Ovechkin could take the entire Canadian National Team.

No because you spelled Russian wrong.

cause America kicks ***.

This pretty much.

[Hababi]

We're going to kick your butt at soccer, Canada.

[hXcPLISIT]

canadian women are above average until they hit the age of about 25 or 30 at the latest and then they become the ugliest creatures on the face of the earth

american women stay hot even when they get old and wrinkly

spoken like a g0ddamn fool !

[apple pie]

Racheal McCadms, she is still amazing same with the PMK chick, who was in the girl next door.

[StonesOfOctober]

because log cutting and affordable healthcare aren't olympic events

lol

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

Racheal McCadms, she is still amazing same with the PMK chick, who was in the girl next door.

Elisha Cuthbert

[SkaRobotArmy]

its because our educational institutions are for learning and are not athletic training facilities (USA).

and the high powered rifle thing totally is a winter olympic sport... we rock at it.

[siva_chair]

its because our educational institutions are for learning and are not athletic training facilities (USA).

and the high powered rifle thing totally is a winter olympic sport... we rock at it.

Are you talking about the event where they ski a bunch and then shoot targets with their rifles? That event is so awesome.

[SkaRobotArmy]

you know it! i dont know what its called though... decathalon?

[siva_chair]

I love that event.

I think it is called the Winter Biathlon.

It would be cooler if they used something other than .22 rifles, though. They should have to use .308 or something.

[Surtr]

I can't think of the name of it, but it brings the whole shooting aspect of Olympics into proportion and makes it worth watching. Its epic because you have to race to the targets, shoot them all quickly, take off and race to the next ones... Its a real even, unlike the normal shooting for the Summer games.

[Rams]

you know it! i dont know what its called though... decathalon?

Never talk about education ever again if you don't know deca is 10. It's the biathlon because it combines two sports.

[Kuba]

still no medals...

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

I love that event.

I think it is called the Winter Biathlon.

It would be cooler if they used something other than .22 rifles, though. They should have to use .308 or something.

yeah, and shooting clay targets is so fake. they should have terrorists running around the forest or something.

[siva_chair]

yeah, and shooting clay targets is so fake. they should have terrorists running around the forest or something.

Hey I like shooting clay pigeons.

It would be sweet if they had terrorist shooting events tho....

[Pop music sucks]

If high powered rifle long distance marksmanship were an olympic sport the Canucks would probably pwn. I believe there's something similar which already is an Olympic sport, although a .22LR is hardly high-caliber.

Anyways, I always prefer to watch Winter Olympics because there's always a few Alaskans on those teams:)

Edit: I just looked up Alaskan Summer Olympians.

Carlos Boozer: Basketball
Corey Cogdell: Women's Trapshooting (Result: Bronze)


:D

[siva_chair]

I believe there's something similar which already is an Olympic sport, although a .22LR is hardly high-caliber.

That is what I am saying, they should have to fire high caliber rifles for marksmanship. Like targets out past 1000 yards.

Anyways, I always prefer to watch Winter Olympics because there's always a few Alaskans on those teams:)

I always like the winter olympics because of hockey more than anything.

[Correction]

Hockey, snowboarding, and skiing are why winter olympics wins over summer.

[Pop music sucks]

That is what I am saying, they should have to fire high caliber rifles for marksmanship. Like targets out past 1000 yards.



I always like the winter olympics because of hockey more than anything.That wouldn't really be fair then, a lot of the subarctic/arctic countries would own:p



Snowboarding, skiing, figure skating, and biatholon are what do it for me.

[siva_chair]

That wouldn't really be fair then, a lot of the subarctic/arctic countries would own:p

No more non-fair than the Chinese being small and good at gymnastics.

[Pop music sucks]

True true.

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

woohoo! medals!

[Surtr]

Yup. We took a Gold and Bronze in Women's Wrestling and a Silver in Rowing.

[Badmoon]

Elisha Cuthbert


I just creamed my pants

[Reaganista]

hahaha no medals = not a real country

[honourosis]

because log cutting and affordable healthcare aren't olympic events

lol

[Kuba]

Now We Have Medals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Reaganista]

ok i guess ur a real country but barely

[SkaRobotArmy]

Never talk about education ever again if you don't know deca is 10. It's the biathlon because it combines two sports.

i am well aware what it means, thats just the name that stuck out in my mind. but whoever said witner biathlon is right. wiki ftw.

and yea, arent we at like 5 now? 2 wrestlers and 3 rowers.

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

ok i guess ur a real country but barely

we burned the white house down once, don't make us do it again.

[Reaganista]

wtf do i care about the white house that's like a quarter mile from here

[apple pie]

we burned the white house down once, don't make us do it again.

that was also like 200 years ago, and techniqually it wasnt the white house, it was the capitol house, but yes the president at the time James Madison did live there.

[free_thinkers_are_dangerous]

that was also like 200 years ago, and techniqually it wasnt the white house, it was the capitol house, but yes the president at the time James Madison did live there.

yeah well we'll do it again if reaganista doesnt shut his pie hole and show us a little respekt.

[SkaRobotArmy]

haha. burn it to the ground!!!!