the worst thing you've ever done to someone.

[Already_Taken]

here on the internet we have the privilege (sometimes unfortunate) of anonymity. so fortunately it won't hurt to confess you're terrible wrongdoings, and it's always funny to reminisce.

well i was out of town last weekend and i came back to find that all of my lil wayne collection had been deleted. i dropped my external (where my music is stored) earlier in the week so i thought it was that. but i can't see how my external hard-drive would only malfunction and erase only the "lil wayne" folder out of 112 GB of music. it had to be someone with malicious intent.

so with that said, what's the worst thing you've ever done to someone else? do you feel bad about it? did they deserve it?

edit :let's keep this to factual events. sorry but nobody here is really funny so i don't wanna hear your stupid made up supposed to be funny stories (iliktoplaydrums), thanks.

[JJLink]

It happened just today. I destroyed Dei's mod career. I am so ashamed of myself..

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

i slept with my sister and destroyed her childhood

[perriwinkle]

maybe it was throwing a frapuccino bottle from 30 feet up and hitting someone's car square in the windshield, shattering the whole thing

[Already_Taken]

there's more to life than the internet, jaylink. sorry i had to be the one to tell you.

[Black Ink]

My friend was sucker punched and beaten with a bat by 2 14 year olds causing him to chip a bone in his elbow and get a few staples in his head.

I texted him while he was still in the hospital he should of fought harder.

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

i was just kidding about my earlier post

[JJLink]

so was I

[TimJim]

i told a girl that if she went to EasternMichiganUnivisity, she'd end u[p preggo

[Already_Taken]

i locked my sister outside in a crazy thunderstorm for like 15 minutes when i was young. i thought it was funny.

[Danger Bird]

I just got back from a gig because I didn't help the drummer with his gear

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

lol don't worry that is funny

[Reaganista]

ive given my sister a lot of **** thru the years for not being a genius like me

one time in middle school i invited a kid to my birthday party just to kick his *** but we were friends by high school so i dont think he held a grudge but idk

one time i told my 3 yr old cousin that cool kids dont chew their food and he started choking on something he tried to swallow but he was ok i posted this before tho

[Der Übermensch]

I killed a man in Reno merely for my own edification...

[BanjoKazooie]

one time when i was drunk someone stopped and i ran into them and it ****ed my bumper up. i flipped them off and drove away. i was coming back from stealing 4 fat bottles of whiskey

got away with it too

[Mr. Ron]

I don't replace a spent roll of toilet paper. Ever.

[halfdeadhippo]

I killed a man in Reno merely for my own edification...

How's Folsom treating you?

[Reaganista]

guys im sorry if i ever hurt any of you or caused you to doubt yourselfs even dropper i mean that like a lot

[IWakeUpDrunk]

I once jizzed in my mother's yogurt and watched her it it.

There was this bitch kid who lived down the block growing up who always complained of being so claustrophobic that he couldn't lay face-down. So i stuffed his face in his front yard until he cried and started shaking.

I've done things to passed-out drunk girls. From fingering their asses to stripping them naked and leaving them in hilarious places.

I stole all my brother's antipsychotic meds once to get ****ed up and he had a nervous breakdown.

I laugh at senile old people, retards, and the crippled. And rascism.

I stole a car once for no reason.

[BanjoKazooie]

i don't know how u get off on watching your mom eat your cum

u came out of the womb dont go back in

[IWakeUpDrunk]

i didn't get off on it u sick ****

i did it because she was an overbearing control-freak bitch

[BanjoKazooie]

right im the sick **** when you're cumming in your moms mouth

[Reaganista]

i did it
no you didnt

[g°®†]

ive given my sister a lot of **** thru the years for not being a genius like me

one time in middle school i invited a kid to my birthday party just to kick his *** but we were friends by high school so i dont think he held a grudge but idk

one time i told my 3 yr old cousin that cool kids dont chew their food and he started choking on something he tried to swallow but he was ok i posted this before tho


****?

[g°®†]

i didn't get off on it u sick ****

i did it because she was an overbearing control-freak bitch



uhm.....

[spitfirejunky]

i didn't get off on it u sick ****

i did it because she was an overbearing control-freak bitch

lmao

Gold.

[Reaganista]

****?

lol

[carbombsandconversations]

sold bud for $20 more than i got it >_>

[g°®†]

That's not a bad thing. That's capitalism. \m/

[penelope weird hands]

Ha(ving)d an affair.

[jarviss]

Ha(ving)d an affair.

that's evil
-G

[jarviss]

these probably aren't the worst...but they stick in my mind

1.
my brother was woodshop guru in high school.
made this kick *** desk
one day he took 20 bucks from me adn wouldn't give it back.
i threw a weight bar with 20lbs on each side thru his awesome desk he made.

:lol:



2.
prom...my girl's parents *hated* jarviss
i took a diff girl...cause i knew if i took girlfriend...she'd have to go home right after
then where would i be?
i took amy instead.
i regret that decision to this day.
:upset:

-G

[g°®†]

oh damn, you dog

[carbombsandconversations]

he provided the girls name, the story is true!

[jarviss]

:lol:

if i was going to make something up...it would be more fantastic than that
(not that taking "amy" to the prom was fantastic or anything)
..or..not that posting about taking amy to the prom was fantastic.

youknowwhatimean
-G

[adb]

I suicide bombed a bus once

[carbombsandconversations]

yeah whatever, youre a loser whos never had a girfrield

[penelope weird hands]

that's evil
-G

No its not.

[jarviss]

No its not.

or just get a divorce first (you or him or her or whoever is married/cheating)
:thumb:


-G

[penelope weird hands]

It's that simple!
:thumb:


-...

[jarviss]

It's that simple!
:thumb:-...

sometimes the hardest thing and the right things are the same

-G

[beans]

i beat a kid up in the third grade, really, really really bad.

long story short, he had to have reconstructive surgery on his face and complete reconstructive surgery of his entire two portions of his jaws (they were in pieces i guess), and from then on out he developed a speech impediment and had to drop out of our class and enroll in the 'special' section of school cause he had permanant brain damage.

i always find myself wondering what ever happened to him after i left my fourth grade. he didnt deserve what i did to him and his parents, i'll always feel bad about that. :(

[beans]

i know, i still feel bad to this day

[jarviss]

i beat a kid up in the third grade, really, really really bad.

long story short, he had to have reconstructive surgery on his face and complete reconstructive surgery of his entire two portions of his jaws (they were in pieces i guess), and from then on out he developed a speech impediment and had to drop out of our class and enroll in the 'special' section of school cause he had permanant brain damage.

i always find myself wondering what ever happened to him after i left my fourth grade. he didnt deserve what i did to him and his parents, i'll always feel bad about that. :(

THAT WAS YOU!!:angry:
*slobbers on self while remembering mighty beating in 3rd grade*

-G

[beans]

even though i did get a lol out of that
it seriously sucks, his parents paid some crazy amount of money to have his surgery's and everything and he looked so messed up

[jarviss]

why'd you do it..even remember?
-G

[beans]

yeah he was actually a good friend of mine before that, and he was a bit bigger than me he always used to tease me about some stupid **** here and there but i never let it get to me. then he started just being a bit more mean on a constant basis (probably cause i was the easiest target for him) and i remember some bits and pieces from it
he shoved me for some reason (im sure it was something completely retarded) and i shoved him back i saw him come in for the punch and didnt even move, he hit me square in the nose (which promptly started to bleed profusely) and all i can really remember after taht is just getting super super mad that he would even do that, i remember hitting him once and seeing the look on his face but i dont really remember anything about the fight, i guess (from what i was told way back when) he fell to the ground when i wouldnt stop hitting him and just kinda laid there

but i do remember, by the time i was done, i couldnt move my arms and my hands were covered with blood (mine and his) and i got blood all over my awesome batman t-shirt that i made with an iron on with my mom

the crazy thing is the shirt was white, adn when we were leaving the lady who had grabbed us asked my mom why i was wearing a bright pink shirt, she said nothing as we walked out of the school. always thought that was funny lol

i was expelled, still haven't set foot back in that place

[jarviss]

man..you went berzerk!
*remind me not to e-pi ss you off*

-G

[g°®†]

Not necessarily the worst thing I'VE ever done to anyone, but something someone has done to me.


My boss when I used to work at the bowling alley was a perv. Obsessed with fat girl pron and he was always looking at it in the hours before and after the bowling alley was open.


Anyway, two weeks after I quit, the computer there went crazy with spyware and porn pop-ups.


Who do you think he blamed that on? ... yeah ... me.


So the owners of the establishment thought I was some kind of freak ...... as if I'm attracted to fat girls. :smash: :mad:




Granted, that was two years ago, and they found the issue to continue well after I was gone, but there was a moment where they thought I was the perverted culprit.

[beans]

lol like i could do anything to anyone now, i still wonder what the **** i was doing im so mild mannered and i''ve never done anything like that before that or since
i've gotten in a few scuffles here and there but nothing that serious

[spitfirejunky]

bunit was also convicted of assault and sent to juvenile.

[jarviss]

lol like i could do anything to anyone now, i still wonder what the **** i was doing im so mild mannered and i''ve never done anything like that before that or since
i've gotten in a few scuffles here and there but nothing that serious

i've only been in one fight...serioulsy 3rd grade.. LOL i got beat up.
not in the way you beat that other kid..
but i hate violence...i hate hitting people or seeing people get hit
yeah..i'm a pussy
-G

[beans]

i've only been in one fight...serioulsy 3rd grade.. LOL i got beat up.
not in the way you beat that other kid..
but i hate violence...i hate hitting people or seeing people get hit
yeah..i'm a slightly confuzzled sea lion


thats crazy

most of the time so am i
i hate confrontation

[jarviss]

wtf? i didn't type slightly confuzzled sea lion?
LOL

-G

i typed wussy but with a "p"

[beans]

swear filters yo

[jarviss]

Not necessarily the worst thing I'VE ever done to anyone, but something someone has done to me.


My boss when I used to work at the bowling alley was a perv. Obsessed with fat girl pron and he was always looking at it in the hours before and after the bowling alley was open.


Anyway, two weeks after I quit, the computer there went crazy with spyware and animal photographs pop-ups.


Who do you think he blamed that on? ... yeah ... me.


So the owners of the establishment thought I was some kind of freak ...... as if I'm attracted to fat girls. :smash: :mad:




Granted, that was two years ago, and they found the issue to continue well after I was gone, but there was a moment where they thought I was the perverted culprit.

at a party in high school...the girls went upstairs to this kids room...found his porn mags...the pages were stuck together... :lol:

they called him "glue" after that
LOL

-G

[beans]

thats awesome

and gort
thats funny
you freak
:l

[jarviss]

lol i've been gone too long...i didn't even know about swear filters!!
when you guys were typing "animal photographs"...LOL iwas like "wtf"?
:lol:

-G

*gets it now*
:upset:

[jarviss]

...... as if I'm attracted to fat girls

nothin wrong with the fat girl, my man...nothing wrong with the fat girl
-G

[beans]

****
slightly confuzzled sea lion
animal photographs

yeah they all have silly **** to them now

[g°®†]

nothin wrong with the fat girl, my man...nothing wrong with the fat girl
-G



nothing right about it either. :smash:

[beans]

except that its wrong
to feel so right

[jarviss]

well...really really fat is pretty wrong.
a little meat on the bones...they need lovin too and are much appreciative when they get it

(so i hear)
-G

[jarviss]

nothing right about it either. :smash:

hey...forgive my ig'nance...but what was your username before gort?
-G

[g°®†]

m.o.d :)


I was a big-time trouble maker back then.





I'm much improved now.

[jarviss]

:lol:

i thought so...
-G


p.s. you've really cleaned up your act!!

[jarviss]

and r.a.t....right?
and whatelse?

-G

[g°®†]

:chug: or :cheers:



yah ... countless others ... m.o.d and rat were the main ones. rat was just a fun ploy.

[jarviss]

:lol:

dude....you are sooooooooooooooooo different now.
i swear
-G

[g°®†]

yep.



Some people never change; some people do. I'm part of the latter demographic.

[jarviss]

i see alot of older posters here...but some have new names too..

randomly convert some new names to older posters for me..if you can
like..what's agrim's new name...etc.
-G

[g°®†]

der ... so many people have had name changes that I've given up keeping track.


Most of them weren't/aren't important anyway. :smash:



oh, agrim is agr1m

[jarviss]

fattymattk never came back?
-G

[g°®†]

he posts rarely.

Clintillia is gone.
Punkerdrummer is gone.
uhm ... who else .... hmm


well they're all gone. I'm like one of maybe 3 '02ers here.

[jarviss]

what was that guys nmae...i think from australia..played bass.
posted that pic of him dressed up as the hulk for halloween?

how bout pennywisdom, him around?


-G

[g°®†]

no idea.


I would tend to say yes, but that'd be 100% guessing.

[Majesty]

i backed into a car and drove away.

I checked for damage.

there was none. even if there was..

I probably wouldve left anyway

[The AntiJew]

There was this fag band and I stole all their equipment and fenced it all off

[sweboy]

i see alot of older posters here...but some have new names too..

randomly convert some new names to older posters for me..if you can
like..what's agrim's new name...etc.
-G

Paul150/Saint Peter's Truckstop = Sideshow Bob
zerokewl999999/Serenity = Hababi
DoubleBassJim = JJLink

[malaise]

- backed into a truck in the school parking lot. Put a huge dent in the back, did nothing to my truck. Drove away because said truck belongs to one of the biggest douches i've ever met.

I'm sure I've got some better ones, but this happened recently:

I went to Walmart during my lunch break, and as I was walking in this guy came up to me trying to sell me some **** or something. I was like no thanks. As I was leaving, he was still out there being a dick so I decided to mess with him. Acted like I was interested in what he had (he was selling makeup to raise money for children with clefts lol). When he was done showing me everything, I told him that I'd like to buy some of it, but I didn't have the money on me at the moment, but that I could be back in 4 hours to buy it. Keep in mind that it's like 100 degrees and humid outside. He's like "alright, but try and be back as soon as possible because it's really hot out here". I never came back.

[Chaindrive]

yeah he was actually a good friend of mine before that, and he was a bit bigger than me he always used to tease me about some stupid **** here and there but i never let it get to me. then he started just being a bit more mean on a constant basis (probably cause i was the easiest target for him) and i remember some bits and pieces from it
he shoved me for some reason (im sure it was something completely retarded) and i shoved him back i saw him come in for the punch and didnt even move, he hit me square in the nose (which promptly started to bleed profusely) and all i can really remember after taht is just getting super super mad that he would even do that, i remember hitting him once and seeing the look on his face but i dont really remember anything about the fight, i guess (from what i was told way back when) he fell to the ground when i wouldnt stop hitting him and just kinda laid there

but i do remember, by the time i was done, i couldnt move my arms and my hands were covered with blood (mine and his) and i got blood all over my awesome batman t-shirt that i made with an iron on with my mom

the crazy thing is the shirt was white, adn when we were leaving the lady who had grabbed us asked my mom why i was wearing a bright pink shirt, she said nothing as we walked out of the school. always thought that was funny lol

i was expelled, still haven't set foot back in that place

This made me :(.

[Livewire]

i tried to **** my friends ex girlfriend... i feel really bad about it because he doesn't know.

[Bread and Faxes]

When I was a young kid, I had a bully and he was really really mean. He always called me Nickelodeon and would push me and steal my ****.

So I got tired of it one day and when we were on the playground at lunch he started ****ing with me. I told him to leave me alone. He wouldn't. I started to get aggrivated. I said again, leave me alone. And he didn't.

So, I picked up a brick and swung at him and hit him in the temporal lobe.

He's now retarded...

[Dimmu Burger]

My ex-girlfriend of 5 years had gotten over me finally and moved on and I got back with her and dumped her again 5 days later. I didn't do it to be mean, i was just confused. It was pretty messed up though.

When I was a young kid, I had a bully and he was really really mean. He always called me Nickelodeon and would push me and steal my ****.

So I got tired of it one day and when we were on the playground at lunch he started ****ing with me. I told him to leave me alone. He wouldn't. I started to get aggrivated. I said again, leave me alone. And he didn't.

So, I picked up a brick and swung at him and hit him in the temporal lobe.

He's now retarded...

Dude you're a badass mother****er.

[UmphreysHead]

When I was a young kid, I had a bully and he was really really mean. He always called me Nickelodeon and would push me and steal my ****.

So I got tired of it one day and when we were on the playground at lunch he started ****ing with me. I told him to leave me alone. He wouldn't. I started to get aggrivated. I said again, leave me alone. And he didn't.

So, I picked up a brick and swung at him and hit him in the temporal lobe.

He's now retarded...

that is so ****ing awesome.
rep+++++++

[asdf]

i told a girl that if she went to EasternMichiganUnivisity, she'd end u[p preggoOr murdered and then the events of her death covered up by the university lololol

Ah eastern... I almost went there.

[Yogert]

he's full of sh!t

[asdf]

A few days after my friend died I was at a music fest with a bunch of other friends. And since it was a music fest we were all in a good mood despite what had happened. Except one of my friends was being a complete dick about stupid little things just to get the attention of his girlfriend and make her angry. It was really getting on my nerves, and on the 3rd day I finally snapped, and screamed "**** you, I don't want to be around you. I want to be here with Jay, but he's dead." and then his girlfriend slapped him.

I felt like such an ***.

[Bread and Faxes]

he's full of sh!t

not full of ****.

[Yogert]

yes you are because if you hit someone in the temple with a brick they won't become retarded they'll ****ing die and also if you did that you would've been caught and sent to the special school for crazy kids

[Bread and Faxes]

ok mr know it all.

[IWakeUpDrunk]

i see alot of older posters here...but some have new names too..

randomly convert some new names to older posters for me..if you can
like..what's agrim's new name...etc.
-Ghey jarviss it's been a while dude

<<<< Agrim

Yeah everyone's pretty much gone.. fattymatt, pendrigh...

Zero's still around though. And Paul, and Dboon. And me :chug:

I have a lot of alts though because i get banned a lot :smash:


Edit: I'm also pretty sure Gort = BlackBox

[beans]

This made me :(.

i know it makes me sad too :(

[Der Übermensch]

So my best friend was dating this girl who also was a good friend of mine (I pretty much introduced them). He cheated on her. We then went to prom together to spite him.

[beans]

lol she bangin?

[Yogert]

ok mr know it all.

Yeh well youre full of SHUT

[beans]

up please

[Yogert]

you talking to me kid?

[Iscariot]

back in middle school some kid accused me of cheating at basketball and spit on my shoes so i punched him and told him to lick it up and when he said no i hit him again until he did it and then when he went to lick the spit off my shoes i kicked him in the mouth

i'm nicer now than i used to be

[:amaze:]

i told a girl that if she went to EasternMichiganUnivisity, she'd end u[p preggo

except it's true ... at least it isn't washtenaw community college, though.

worst thing i've done is hook up with my friends fiance while he was passed out in the other room.




:amaze:

[sweboy]

For once Luke, the :amaze: is justified.

[:amaze:]

granted, she was a ho-bag, and basically jumped me when i was about to pass out, and was real drunky-drunk.




:amaze:

[Yogert]

oh lol i remember this luke guy everypost had that little face at the end

[:amaze:]

oh lol i remember this luke guy everypost has* that little face at the end

fix'd




:amaze:

[Wish]

I don't know... there's a lot of terrible things I've done.

Pushing one of my best friends in a ditch when he was pissing; keying a car; making a co-worker "almost leave" because of my so-called sense of humour (wtf I didn't even know I was being harsh).

It's kind of hard to think of things in my inebriated state, but maybe in the morning I will think.

[Already_Taken]

wish you just think that stuff was mean, but really it's impossible for you to be mean, and anyone who says otherwise is a PUSSY!

[JumpTheF**kUp]

this one time i had sex with a person and that was probably the worst thing i could have done to them

[Chaindrive]

and i got blood all over my awesome batman t-shirt that i made with an iron on with my mom

This is what made me :( above all of the rest. You and your mom made your t-shirt and she helped you with the iron on.

:(

[<3<3<3]

I don't think I've ever done anything really mean to someone.

I remember back in the 7th grade, though, that I'd spit down the stairwell on to people's heads. :|

[malaise]

I don't know how I forgot about this.

There's this fat whore of a bitch who goes to my school who's always complaining on myspace about how she's ugly and her life sucks blah blah blah. Like, all the time. I left her a comment in her truth box somewhere along the lines of, "You're a fat, ugly bitch who should do the world a favor and go get hit by a bus."

She moved to another school about a week later.

LOL

[beans]

you talking to me kid?

you better believe it you ****in faggot

[Wish]

wish you just think that stuff was mean, but really it's impossible for you to be mean, and anyone who says otherwise is a PUSSY!Thanks for clearing my conscience.

[4yearpro?]

i didnt do bad things to ppl but i hate those fools in high school taht would put lotion on the rails so when u touch them, u get lotion, twas' mad gross

[Jim]

that wasn't lotion :/

[4yearpro?]

u didnt go to my high school sir