if you could have any superpower what would it be

[1338 h4x0r]

I'd pick teleportation tbh

I'd save on gas and stuff

[Mister_Che]

Green Lantern Corp Power Ring.

[adb]

the power to make original, thought-provoking threads

[Panopticon]

waste of a superpower tbh.

flying maybe.

[Dies Irae]

i would pick serious business

[Special Brew]

eternal youth

i dont mean like highlander immortality but like you cant ****ing kill me and im young forever

does that count

[Stevie IV]

super intelligence

then i could get heavily depressed by the awful truth of the world and commit suicide

[FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME]

idk maybe the power of un beatable persuasion so that i could convince anybody to give me things for free

[DBoons Ghost]

I would like the power to make people's hearts stop simply by thinking it. I would love if this power worked over tcp/ip as well. I just think it, and it's done.

That seems lame. It would do me no good. Maybe like a King Midas thing were everything I touched turned to gold? That would suck too though. I'd have thousands of solid gold titties all over the place and get my finger stuck in vags of solid gold. Takes all the fun out.

I am not good at this game. I would like to fly or teleport.

[JJLink]

I think I would like the power to bring dead people back to life.

[DBoons Ghost]

I think I would like the power to bring dead people back to life.

They'd be all rotted and disgusting with flesh hanging off stale and deformed. You sicko.

[Ventriloquist]

Well contolling time is the most imbalanced thing I can think of... Not going back or forth on the timeline but stopping/slowing or fast forwarding. It's clearly impossible though so don't bash me with any physics rules please :)

[JJLink]

They'd be all rotted and disgusting with flesh hanging off stale and deformed. You sicko.

Nah, I meant right after they died, say in 5-10 minutes. You were thinking I would bring back Elvis huh? lol

[DBoons Ghost]

Nah, I meant right after they died, say in 5-10 minutes. You were thinking I would bring back Elvis huh? lol

That's useless.

You're almost as bad at this as me.

[dei]

Elvis was ****.

[JJLink]

That's useless.

You're almost as bad at this as me.

I know. We suck at this.

[DBoons Ghost]

Yeah I don't really know any Elvis songs. Love me Tender maybe? It's like Perry Como.. puts me to sleep.

[Bhima]

Flight and invulnerability.

[El Calle Gato]

i would like to fly bc that would be the most fun.

however the ability to regenerate at incredibly fast speeds would be super duper.

[DBoons Ghost]

Ohh invulnerability.. good call.

[FIGHTCRIMEALLTHETIME]

Yeah I don't really know any Elvis songs. Love me Tender maybe? It's like Perry Como.. puts me to sleep.

suspicious minds is a quality tune you cant deny it

[Chaindrive]

Telekenisis. Do the dishes whilst sitting on my computer.

[DBoons Ghost]

suspicious minds is a quality tune you cant deny it

I can't deny it as I've never heard it. I will have to look into this.

[Chaindrive]

It's a great song.

[Bhima]

Elvis was a hunk.

[FakePlasticTrees]

to be omnipotent.

[dei]

to be omnipotent.

^^^

[Anglachel]

Stop time around me

seriously id walk in to school on April 1st and pants everybody


also: stealing, travelling (so long as I don't age while time stopped) and cheating on tests and stuff (and probably lots of other ****) becomes 10000000000000000000x easier

[malaise]

Yeah, that's a good one.

[Dies Irae]

if you could stop time why the **** would you need to cheat on tests or even go to school

[malaise]

serious business

[Dies Irae]

yeah seriously im getting serious as **** in this mother****er, avoid ****ing with me or i'll have to rip your ****ing head the **** off

[malaise]

oh my

[Dies Irae]

gawd

[malaise]

lawd

[Anglachel]

I like having an education

[Sun Ray™]

I'd be Dr Manhattan without the detatchment from emotional reality. And I'd probably want to look regular too. Being able to manipulate things on a mollecular level is pretty much the ultimate superpower, because then you can turn it in to anything.

[g°®†]

I would be Immigration Dude

[Charizard]

sorcery

[Reaganista]

if you could have any superpower what would it b
America

[Chrizzle fo' Shizzle]

Being able to control time so I could slow down everything except myself and get da big moneyz as a running back or defensive tackle or kick returner

Also the ability to change my name to Mr. Touchdown

[I_WEAR_RED_PANTS]

i'd have the superpower to have all superpowers

[Reaganista]

America

america

[Black Ink]

I'd like to be able to read people's minds.

My friends and I would always talk about this whenever we watched Heroes. If I could have Parker's mind reading ability that would with skill evolve into being able to control people that'd be sweet.

[Y Tay]

id have me a kukar like elastic mang n shi and be mackn down on all da bitches

[1338 h4x0r]

id wants da power ta teleport so i could jock mad fried chikn from kfc and get da **** outta dere befo da pigs come

[Y Tay]

yeh fuk de pigs mang fuk dem

[1338 h4x0r]

damn son i caint hardly find nobody who think like I do true niggaz like us oughta look out fo each others backs dats how we be dats how we do

[Y Tay]

tru dat homey werd

[natey5280]

I'd want the power to craft bronze girdles out of wheat

[Reaganista]

america

[1338 h4x0r]

tru dat homey werd

yeah **** all deez white *** hatahs who da **** deez honkies think they is gettin all up in mah bidnis? why dont dey jus get outta mah griznis?

[Knifeboy]

immortality

[Reaganista]

immorality

[Pop music sucks]

Shapeshifting.

[JJLink]

controlling my bowel movements

[siva_chair]

I'd be Dr Manhattan without the detatchment from emotional reality. And I'd probably want to look regular too. Being able to manipulate things on a mollecular level is pretty much the ultimate superpower, because then you can turn it in to anything.

^This^

Damn you for beating me to it.

I wouldn't even care if I were blue like him if I had those powers, tbh.