The thread for learning Swedish! V2.0

[Pete]

Yeah, because I've noticed a growing interest in my fine language, at least two posters have expressed their want to master the language of vikings.

Here, you can ask me stuff, ask me to translate and explain stuff, and whatnot.

Also, I encourage posters like Bajs, Sweboy and Tyr to help out.

So get learning with your new favourite odd-ball teacher, Mr Pete!

NEW FOR 2008;
*learn about Swedish culture
*learn about Swedish customs
*learn about Swedish celebrities
*learn about the inside of my Satanic Surfers baseball cap

[adb]

How do you say "I like my metal how I like my omnibus, from Sweden"

[malaise]

teach me how to cuss in swedish

[semi]

tell me some easy foods
ive made pannkakor and pyttipanna and stuff
also recommend some films
ive seen all josef fares' stuff unless there is more than just jalla jalla, kopps, zoso and leo and liked the first couple lots esp
also peter haber is pro in sunes sommar and tomten ar far till alla barnen and ive seen a bunch of beck
frostbiten, ****ing amal, some wallander, jonssonligan spelt hogar or something
some i managed to find subtitles but i understood enough to get the gist of the rest
mio min mio was originally english i think and dubbed to swedish but w/e i couldnt find english or subs so it was kinda boring
i cant remember what else ive seen and dont have them here but yeah that kind of thing

[adb]

your silly talk amuses me semi

[semi]

what

[Pete]

How do you say "I like my metal how I like my omnibus, from Sweden"

assuming you mean "pussy" and not "omnibus" it's

jag tycker om min metal som jag tycker om min fitta - svensk

lulzteach me how to cuss in swedish

grisfitta

pronouced grease-fituh

means pigs cunttell me some easy foods
ive made pannkakor and pyttipanna and stuff
also recommend some films
ive seen all josef fares' stuff unless there is more than just jalla jalla, kopps, zoso and leo and liked the first couple lots esp
also peter haber is pro in sunes sommar and tomten ar far till alla barnen and ive seen a bunch of beck
frostbiten, ****ing amal, some wallander, jonssonligan spelt hogar or something
i cant remember what else ive seen and dont have them here but yeah that kind of thing

hmm, i suck at typically swedish food, i mostly make italianish stuff myself. boiled potatoes is always very swedish i guess... uhm... and fish. gee, i really should know this.

one swedish film you absolutely have to see is "sökarna". its one of those timestamped 90's movies that kids my age grew up on, it is awesomely campy about swedish 'gangsters'. also, i cannot recommend "evil edd" enough because i love gore - only downside is that it's in english =/

also, most astrid lindgren movies are fun, if very pg-13. bröderna lejonhjärta, pippi långstrump, barnen på saltkråkan - all classics

[Der Übermensch]

I used to have a very off color swedish phrase memorized. Something about your mother's cunt smelling like goat.

[Pete]

I used to have a very off color swedish phrase memorized. Something about your mother's cunt smelling like goat.

why that is just not true i happen to know she has impeccable vaginal hygiene

[semi]

alright cool ty
will look for those and subs

and yeah kids stuff is fine and its usually a little simpler so easier to understand
nils karlsson pyssling is astrid lindgren and was fun

[Pete]

another movie you need to see, which perfectly captures what its like to be an adolescent in sweden (particularly in a small town, and even more so particularly if youre a girl, but w/e, it's a good watch) is ****ing åmål (which was retitled to "show me love" in the us because of the cuss word in the title). modern classic starring the girl who plays the teenage daugher in tomten är far till alla barnen, she's so hawt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0150662/

and dont miss smala sussie, a swedish actiongangstercomedy, apparently people love it, i thought it was pretty good, and tuva novotny is hot
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323998/

[Panopticon]

where has sweboy been lately?

\m/OPETH\m/

[Pete]

where has sweboy been lately?

\m/OPETH\m/

i dont know :( i miss ham

[Panopticon]

hey did you figure out any shipping prices or anything?

[Pete]

haha, i told you youd have to remind me :p i totally forgot

i'll most likely check into it at work tomorrow, or thursday or friday, i can probably send it for free

sucks that we dont have rep anymore, you couldve just repped me your address

[132WalrusesInMexico]

I learned how to say drunk and sperm at an Opeth concert haha Mikael Akerfeldt was teaching us Swedish.

Drunk is full

I forgot sperm:(

[Panopticon]

haha, i told you youd have to remind me :p i totally forgot

i'll most likely check into it at work tomorrow, or thursday or friday, i can probably send it for free

sucks that we dont have rep anymore, you couldve just repped me your address

thats why im reminding you know haha.

yeah ...Rally to bring back rep or pm's '08

has this been done?

[BrendonsHomeMovies]

how do I drive and dance like a swede? what brand do I smoke?

[1338 h4x0r]

teach me how to cuss in swedish

If you really want to shut someone down, say

"Skit ner dig så det blir varmt och mjukt i byxorna"

("**** yourself until your pants get warm and soft.")

how do I drive and dance like a swede? what brand do I smoke?

You use public transportation and don't drive.

Dancing is for people who live in sunny Catholic countries like Spain.

And you smoke rolled-up Christians obviously. Or, for later periods, rolled-up Catholics.

[semi]

another movie you need to see, which perfectly captures what its like to be an adolescent in sweden (particularly in a small town, and even more so particularly if youre a girl, but w/e, it's a good watch) is ****ing åmål (which was retitled to "show me love" in the us because of the cuss word in the title). modern classic starring the girl who plays the teenage daugher in tomten är far till alla barnen, she's so hawt
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0150662/

and dont miss smala sussie, a swedish actiongangstercomedy, apparently people love it, i thought it was pretty good, and tuva novotny is hot
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0323998/

frostbiten, ****ing amal, some wallander...
yup ive seen åmål (teenage lesbians ¬_¬) and yah tuva novotny is such a qt <3 i need to see more of her films ive been downloading stoned
tyty again
i didnt like elin in åmål she is an annoying bint : (

[semi]

**** off jaylinks

[Pete]

how do I drive and dance like a swede? what brand do I smoke?

yeah public transportation or a 10 year old volvo/saab, if you buy a new car it is most likely an asian car.

you only dance when drunk, most likely to "dansband" (dance band, the swedish equivalent to, say, country+western) like this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNomkJPDG7k
or schlager (eurovision pop) like this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y4T7YVFjpH0

you smoke prince if you're male, and marlboro lights if youre a female. if youre swedish enough you smoke john silvers. i smoke lucky strikes.yup ive seen åmål (teenage lesbians ¬_¬) and yah tuva novotny is such a qt <3 i need to see more of her films ive been downloading stoned
tyty again
i didnt like elin in åmål she is an annoying bint : (

oh sorry i missed that you had seen it, it is v v pivotal to swedish pop culture knowledge to see it though i cant stress that enough
"i want to do druuuugs!"

what did problem user jaylink post this time?

[1338 h4x0r]

Dansbander are horrible

The worst group is Vikingarna, because you're under the impression that you'll get something awesome, but then you get a double dick punch of suckage.

[Pete]

yeah, the band i posted is essentially a joke band (a fake band created for a tv series) but there is absolutely no difference between them and a "real" dansband

[Y Tay]

sweden dat like da place wher de still lynch black peoples and jews rite

[Pete]

sweden dat like da place wher de still lynch black peoples and jews rite

no its the place that accepts people of all races and creeds

[Y Tay]

would dey let a black jew thug have sex wit de white womenz

[TojesDolan]

Where's Sweboy when you need him?

[Pete]

would dey let a black jew thug have sex wit de white womenz

consentual sex yes

Where's Sweboy when you need him?

what is that supposed to mean =/

[ATM2]

Alt for norge!

[Mother]

If you really want to shut someone down, say

"Skit ner dig så det blir varmt och mjukt i byxorna"

("**** yourself until your pants get warm and soft.")





I thing you should record that and post it up here.

[semi]

i think i could manage to pronounce that tbh
idk why its not just byxor for trousers though

[Buttloaves]

How would you say "die in a fire", I tend to use this phrase niggardly.

[BrendonsHomeMovies]

I heard swedes are more sexually open than americans. confirm/deny.

also. so if I wanted to poke a boy and a girl would it be taboo?

[132WalrusesInMexico]

I think you can say that about most of Europe.

[TimJim]

how do you say "Hi, how are you?"

[1338 h4x0r]

i think i could manage to pronounce that tbh
idk why its not just byxor for trousers though

The '-na' at the end of a plural noun of common gender adds the definite article.

So it's 'the pants'.

how do you say "Hi, how are you?"

"Hej, hur är det med dig?"

or

"Hej, hur står det till?"

[Y Tay]

how u say wtf dat swedish dude fukn a chiken

[1338 h4x0r]

"Vad i helvete?! Den där svensken knullar en kyckling!"

[Pete]

daym h4x0r youre really good at this langwidg

[1338 h4x0r]

daym h4x0r youre really good at this langwidg

Yeah and when I go there I'm going to score. True fact.

[Pete]

Yeah and when I go there I'm going to score. True fact.

yeah score like a soccer forward fo shizzle

[1338 h4x0r]

scorin wit dat fat black dick o mine

[Pete]

skåra med min feta svarta balle

[1338 h4x0r]

Balle? Balls?

[Y Tay]

att gå till mack besegrar på yo för några satkäringar

werd

[1338 h4x0r]

Y Tay gots GAME

[Y Tay]

we talkin da swedish of da hood now yo

[1338 h4x0r]

so Pete and I are the only riktiga svenskar here

anyone else interested? :(

[semi]

ja jag
och det spelar ingen roll ändå om hon ser ganska tjock ut eller hur?

[1338 h4x0r]

Hur bör jag börja? :confused:

ja jag
och det spelar ingen roll ändå om hon ser ganska tjock ut eller hur?

NO FATTIES

edit: maybe Belle, she's pretty fine

[semi]

oh idk i will probably have some questions when i get home and look at stuff but its nice to have this here anyway

[1338 h4x0r]

Cool thanks I'm glad I'm sufficiently competent to answer questions ITT

[semi]

du är duktig
det ska böjas i tid det som krokigt ska bli

[horseypie]

Du & Jag Döden

Jag sköt en DJ sent igår

[1338 h4x0r]

nuh uh

[horseypie]

ya huh

[1338 h4x0r]

Lögnhals

Det tror jag inte

[semi]

jag känner en mod han heter semi, semi heter han
och han kan banna banna dig så hårt

<_<
>_>

[horseypie]

och mitt indiehjärta slår och slår och slår

[1338 h4x0r]

jag känner en mod han heter semi, semi heter han
och han kan banna banna dig så hårt

<_<
>_>

You should ban yourself for digging up Basshunter just as I thought the horrible memory had faded away forever

This is good though

http://youtube.com/watch?v=LwntV8uN2YA

[semi]

han röjer upp I våran forum
jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en mod
som alltid vaktar alla som är här
och som ser till att vi blir utan besvär
det finns ingen trådar take-over som lyckas
kom ihåg att det är jag som känner en mod
en mod som ingen, ingen annan slår
och han kan banna utan att du får
hon gör sig av med alla som spammar
ja, inget kan slå våran mod

and dutch is gross

[1338 h4x0r]

* han röjer, lol

/tries to epoxy eyes shut

[semi]

i copypasted ¬_¬
and it is music about irc and internets whats not to like!

[1338 h4x0r]

Höllandska är inte hemsk :angry:

[semi]

holländsk
it is too
the only thing worse is maybe finnish

[1338 h4x0r]

Den är inte hemsk heller

[semi]

urface is hemsk
nu är du ute och cyklar

[1338 h4x0r]

urface is hemsk

Oh ****.

[semi]

är du tappad bakom vagnen?
tomma tunnor skramlar mest
du är att vara bakom flötet och har man tagit fan i båten, får man också ro honom iland

[1338 h4x0r]

what lol

[semi]

eller kanske finländsk och holländsk är lika goda kålsupare

i alla fall vill du hänga över med mig?

[1338 h4x0r]

sure when

do you have big thingies btw

oh wait nvm ur a guy

[semi]

um hur mycket gäspar skorpan nu?

[1338 h4x0r]

what lol

"how much yawns the crust?"

[semi]

i thought you said you spoke swedish : @
cracker i think and its just a way of saying whats the time

[1338 h4x0r]

I never heard that one before

[The_Berzerker]

If i was to go to sweden would all the girls love my Australian accent?

[MeneerE]

holländsk
it is too
the only thing worse is maybe finnish

Jag älskar Holländsk.

Finnish isnt too bad either. Its slightly complex, but regular. Also its well pronounceable. (for the Dutch at least)
But ok, I bought this Swedish course that comes with some audio cd's, and I've been listening to Kent which can sometimes be very nice music. Someday i will be able to speak swedish. Someday.. :p

[pppoe]

Oh, you're Dutch.

[semi]

email get off my forums : @
dutch is disgusting and finnish is worse shut up
and he is from the netherlands that gay place

[Sun Ray™]

How do you say "And that's why they call me the widowmaker" in Swedish?

[Pete]

semi, i ****ing love you
those idioms, man, those idioms

except for the one about the skorpa, ive never heard that and it doesnt make sense to me. maybe its a stockholm thing idk
How do you say "And that's why they call me the widowmaker" in Swedish?

"och det är därför dom kallar mig änkemakaren"

pr: awk deit air dairfur dumb cullur may ainkee-mawkuhren

[132WalrusesInMexico]

How do you say "I want to bang your hott daughter"?

[Pete]

How do you say "I want to bang your hott daughter"?

"Jag vill knulla din heta dotter"

Yawg veal knewllah dynne heitaw doutr




someone should really record themselves trying to pronounce my lame attempts at phonetic writing

[1338 h4x0r]

Jag älskar Holländsk.

Finnish isnt too bad either. Its slightly complex, but regular.

Are you kidding? It's full of exceptions.

[Pete]

except fro "den" and "det", swedish is prettuy regular

innit?

[1338 h4x0r]

Pretty much brah

And grammatical gender isn't really an 'irregularity'

Nouns like 'öga' and of course all your mutating verbs like 'rinna' are though

[Pete]

whats irregular about öga though

[1338 h4x0r]

If it were regular, the plural would be 'ögan' and the definite plural would be 'öganen'.

[Pete]

yeah, but there are plenty of words like that, like uggla and idk, i guess you're right it's illogical :-(

[Special Brew]

why dont you people just speak english its clearly a superior language anyway

[Pete]

uh i speak english too

[Iskandar]

English sucks. Probably the worst Germanic language.

[Knifeboy]

How do you say
"Din mor er en stor fed kusse" in swedish?

[1338 h4x0r]

Beror på vad 'kusse' betyder

Jag erkänner ordet inte

[Knifeboy]

probably the most vulgar danish word, equivalent to the british c'unt

[Knifeboy]

Funny how it's the curse words that diverge the most between danish and swedish

[1338 h4x0r]

I don't remember the equivalent word for 'cunt' off hand, you'll have to ask Per

[Pete]

How do you say
"Din mor er en stor fed kusse" in swedish?

"din morsa är en stor fet fitta"

[semi]

semi, i ****ing love you
those idioms, man, those idioms

except for the one about the skorpa, ive never heard that and it doesnt make sense to me. maybe its a stockholm thing idk


"och det är därför dom kallar mig änkemakaren"

pr: awk deit air dairfur dumb cullur may ainkee-mawkuhren
http://www.acc.umu.se/~widmark/java/chock/idiom.html
even i lolled but it is funner for swedes i guess
and ja its stockholm

i could record some stuff later too
i failed at reading a bit from sleeping beauty and stuff even

[Pete]

http://www.acc.umu.se/~widmark/java/chock/idiom.html
even i lolled but it is funner for swedes i guess
and ja its stockholm

i could record some stuff later too
i failed at reading a bit from sleeping beauty and stuff even

"Ferd is climbing the refrigerator like a talking horse"
Zinsk ke vinder moefel Ferd
The character "Ferd" is well known in Swedish folklore as a lovable buffon. To say that he climbs the refrigertor means that he aspires to coolness. "Like a talking horse" is an odd idiom that refers to dizziness brought on by smoke inhalation.

what the hellz0rz

[1338 h4x0r]

****ing Stockholmers

They put 'e' instead of 'är' wtf is that lazy *** ****

[semi]

k so music then
i have a list of stuff you can add to that ive yet to download but will get to
so far ive just listened to some songs here and there and a load of lars winnerbäck and like that lots

kapten kermit
björn rosenström
ted gärdestad
noice
imperiet
ebba grön
cornelis wreeswijk

[Pete]

nationalteatern
svenska akademien
loop troop rockers
timbuktu
amy diamond
mikael wiehe

idk i am just randomly namedropping swedish artists now

if you like lars winnerbäck, i think you should download maybe
carl-johan wallgren
maybe patrik isaksson
but definitely ulf lundell, the greatest singer/songwriter/old man rocker ever, the swedish answer to bruce springsteen (lol)

[Black Ink]

How do you say: "May I dock my longship in your port?" and "Can my viking raid your village?"

[semi]

ty!

[sweboy]

semi, it is with great worry in my soul that i write to you: stay the **** away from ulf lundell

[Pete]

stackars jack
vad hände med drömmen som sprack
:(

[The AntiJew]

I am glad to see a strong white eurocentric community thriving here

[1338 h4x0r]

k so music then
i have a list of stuff you can add to that ive yet to download but will get to
so far ive just listened to some songs here and there and a load of lars winnerbäck and like that lots

kapten kermit
björn rosenström
ted gärdestad
noice
imperiet
ebba grön
cornelis wreeswijk

Johan Hegg swears in his native language on a few Amon Amarth songs

It's cool

How do you say: "May I dock my longship in your port?" and "Can my viking raid your village?"

"Får jag docka i din hamn?" (assuming you're not really talking about peens)

"Får min viking skövla din by?"

I am glad to see a strong white eurocentric community thriving here

14 ord! :angry:/

[Black Ink]

"Får jag docka i din hamn?" (assuming you're not really talking about peens)

"Får min viking skövla din by?"

Sweet. Now I have these and "There's an Eiffel tower in my pants" in french to pick up the ladies.

[1338 h4x0r]

Note that '-by' is a suffix common in English place names because of the Norse

[Iskandar]

Note that '-by' is a suffix common in English place names because of the NorseEnglish has a lot of Old Norse loans. Sky, leg, knive.

Which is kind of weird because they're such closely related languages. Like when egg displaced native eg. Is it that big of a difference?

[sweboy]

hej alla hur mår alla

[1338 h4x0r]

hejsan

[Pete]

tjabba

[sweboy]

tjena

[Pete]

hallå

[1338 h4x0r]

Jag vill ha en stor svart kuk i munnen.

[semi]

crazy user pete i just want you to know i lold very hard and was superexcited
thank you very much i love it it is the best crazymail ive ever recieved
it has many words and letters in swedensish i will study them all carefully and you are indeed pretty

and i noticed my typo right after i sent the email BUT W/E MAN

(also you made me sniff : ((()

[Pete]

\:D/

/adds "best crazymailer" to cv

[1338 h4x0r]

So did anyone notice I wrote "I want to have a fat black dick in my mouth" a few posts earlier ITT

[Pete]

i actually did not

that can, of course, be arranged

[Panopticon]

So did anyone notice I wrote "I want to have a fat black dick in my mouth" a few posts earlier ITT

no because i cannot understand swedish!

[Iskandar]

I understood it because Swedish is easy!

[Knifeboy]

I understood it because that's the only sentence I ever say when i'm in sweden

[1338 h4x0r]

Me too.

[Knifeboy]

it's a nice sentence, because we all know there's no black people in sweden

[Mr. Ron]

/moves to Sweden

[Knifeboy]

haha