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Mr Pink
07-06-2008, 11:43 AM
So you got 10 fingers.......how ghey. Show how manly you are are at your next gig, and loose one or two. HOW??? you ask. Well, just set up all your cymbals flat and move them in real close and then forget you did it. Works like a charm. Be sure to bring a bandaid so you don't mess up your coated heads.

Have fun:chug:

Jezen
07-06-2008, 01:00 PM
Wait, are you for real? Are you implying you lost some fingers?

If so, you are the most unlucky man in the world. Floods, robbery, loss of fingers....

:-/

Bonham#1!
07-06-2008, 01:05 PM
I pray that happened to atleast someone you know

Mr Pink
07-06-2008, 01:50 PM
You girly men still have all YOUR fingers??


weak.......

Bonham#1!
07-06-2008, 01:57 PM
I needs them!

Mr Pink
07-06-2008, 05:08 PM
I needs them!


That is what everyone says. They are tiny, only .000265 % of your body mass. Give a little dude....GIVE!!!!

Motleyguy
07-06-2008, 10:07 PM
lawl. All I have to say is lawl.

Obelisk
08-14-2008, 12:34 PM
1) buy Ampeg 8x10
2) drop it while loading onto stage
3) lose ring finger
4) ???
5) profit!

denboy
08-14-2008, 12:36 PM
what is it with drummers and your inability to hold on to all of your fingers?

Futuro
08-14-2008, 08:56 PM
i had a jack snap and crush my finger underneath a car a few weeks back broke my hand in like 8 spots and took off my ring finger and sliced up my middle one rly good.

Aaron
08-14-2008, 08:57 PM
Now you can't get married! :eek:

Motleyguy
08-15-2008, 01:16 AM
Now you can't get married! :eek:

Which means he wins?

Futuro
08-15-2008, 01:44 PM
Now you can't get married! :eek:

they got it back on. but im very limited in movement at this point

50 thousand dollars later =/

ace76543
08-15-2008, 02:35 PM
lol american health care

BummerJonny
08-16-2008, 05:39 AM
The Idea Of Paying For Emergency Surgery Amuses Me...