so is this a great name for a band or what

[1338 h4x0r]

http://www.metal-archives.com/band.php?id=41771

Surprisingly some of their music is actually quite good

[dinosaurxbrocore]

lol

[adb]

lawl

[1338 h4x0r]

Hey guys, I have an idea.

See if you can stand in front of a mirror and say "The Unspeakable Cult of Goatpenis" with a straight face. The one who gets furthest in the name without breaking down into laughter and/or tears wins.

[Aakon_Keetreh]

awesome!!!

[Volumnius Flush]

Kind of sucks for a name actually.

[1338 h4x0r]

I can just imagine, like, a dark mysterious temple somewhere where in the light of a flickering brazier a pale, emaciated acolyte, his face shrouded by a roughspun hood, whispers hoarsely in a voice steeped in reverence and fear:

"THE UNSPEAKABLE CULT ... OV GOATPENIS"

Kind of sucks for a name actually.

gtfo wingnut lozer

[dinosaurxbrocore]

Kind of sucks for a name actually.

NO WAI

[Aakon_Keetreh]

Kind of sucks for a name actually.

fag

[dinosaurxbrocore]

Kind of sucks for a name actually.

DID THIS GROUNDBREAKING INFORMATION BLOW ANYBODY ELSES MIND?

[CatfishJew]

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=96513940

[dinosaurxbrocore]

Do you mean: http://myspace.com/96513940?

[CatfishJew]

Do you mean: http://myspace.com/96513940?

yeah, just take the %20%20 out. :smash:

[1338 h4x0r]

Hay gice, guess what?

Chicken butt.

Guess where?

Chicken hair.

Guess why?

The Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis, huh huh huh

[McP3000]

Lyrical themes:
satanism, goatwhores

[1338 h4x0r]

mmm, that's hot

[McP3000]

Satanic goatwhores

[1338 h4x0r]

Satanic unspeakable cults ov goatpenes

[Volumnius Flush]

gtfo wingnut lozer

you gtfo troll

fag

this is an a and b conversation and you're the only fag i c

[McP3000]

this is an a and b conversation and you're the only fag i c
omigosh i remember 3rd grade too

[adb]

this is an a and b conversation and you're the only fag i c

o~BURN~o

[1338 h4x0r]

you gtfo troll

This thread is MINE!


this is an a and b conversation and you're the only fag i c

Who is 'a' and who is 'b'?

[Volumnius Flush]

This thread is MINE!



Who is 'a' and who is 'b'?

A is me and b is thee.

[1338 h4x0r]

A is me and b is thee.

Moar liek UR MUM

[Volumnius Flush]

Moar liek UR MUM

Yeah and your father doesn't care about you because he ran out on you! Ooh burn!

[1338 h4x0r]

Umm...

No?

[Volumnius Flush]

Umm...

No?

Oh well, just sayin'...

[mocha bear]

The Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis - Subversive audioterrorizm and 665 other ways to deal with the great black'n'roll swindle

oh.

my.

god.

[1338 h4x0r]

Oh well, just sayin'...

Well my father didn't run out on me ... so why are you saying that?

[Pete]

Well my father didn't run out on me ... so why are you saying that?

to hurt ur feelings

[1338 h4x0r]

Oh! Well, in that case


o~BURN~o

[Dimmu Burger]

Do you mean: http://myspace.com/96513940?

Lol they only have like 101 friends. That's barely a cult!

[Riva]

And yet, it's too much for a kvlt.

[Dimmu Burger]

lol yeah you can't have more than 10 and still be kvlt.

[rasputin]

the band's music is as bad as their name. still think it's the greatest though :D

[CatfishJew]

the band's music is as bad as their name. still think it's the greatest though :D

i can't say that type of music is bad anymore. after watching complete:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY

[Eliminator]

goat loevuvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

[1338 h4x0r]

i can't say that type of music is bad anymore. after watching complete:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukjnrXTTvPY

Thornsland is way worse

[The Feeding]

i would kill to see them live first song or so go "We are Unspeakable Cult ov Goatpenis" all metal like and see the reaction

[1338 h4x0r]

This is probably the funniest metal intro I have ever seen

http://youtube.com/watch?v=-llsfilBQ3M

[Volumnius Flush]

Well my father didn't run out on me ... so why are you saying that?

You know, it's just the weird AS sense of humor.

[1338 h4x0r]

Your sense of humor is extremely dorky and faggoty.

And I say that both as someone with AS and someone who wrote two (extracurricular) proofs today

[Volumnius Flush]

Your sense of humor is extremely dorky and faggoty.

And I say that both as someone with AS and someone who wrote two (extracurricular) proofs today


Your face is faggoty.

[1338 h4x0r]

So you're comparing my keen Germanic jawline with your doughy white Jay-zus freak double chin?

Ooook...?

[McP3000]

ewww norse mythology

[Aakon_Keetreh]

eww homo

[Volumnius Flush]

So you're comparing my keen Germanic jawline with your doughy white Jay-zus freak double chin?

Ooook...?

My skin is not doughy. I am average dark for whites but when a bright white light is shining in your face, it tends to make you look very white.

[McP3000]

eww homo
:lol:

the avatar is from some pit convention a few months back and i just kept it. I never asked for it.

Its quite funny tbqh

[1338 h4x0r]

My skin is not doughy. I am average dark for whites but when a bright white light is shining in your face, it tends to make you look very white.

I notice that you don't contest having a double chin

[Volumnius Flush]

I notice that you don't contest having a double chin

Because I consider pasty white doughy skin to be a bigger insult.

[Aakon_Keetreh]

:lol:

the avatar is from some pit convention a few months back and i just kept it. I never asked for it.

Its quite funny tbqh

haha thats funny

[Aaron]

http://www.absolutelykosher.com/AK034_400px.jpg

[adb]

Sorry Aaron, but I win:

http://metal-archives.com/band.php?id=6221

[1338 h4x0r]

Lyrical theme(s)
Exterminating Christianity

:lol:

Torn by the Shaft of Satan

:lol:

Cum Stained the Bloodred Castle Walls

:lol:

Thy Foulness Cum

:lol:

[marcus_in_absentia]

http://www.absolutelykosher.com/AK034_400px.jpg

win

[Deth]

I saw that Goblin **** album in Best Buy and it was pretty hilarious.

[Pebster49]

man i need those lyrics