Decent promo shots for our girl tees?

[corgan33]

This is our best selling shirt at shows for sure. I just wanna see if you guys think these will help them sell online.

Shirt back
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/spguitar/shirtback.jpg

Shirt front + decal
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/spguitar/nikkiguitar.jpg

[Aaron]

Bewbs

[UmphreysHead]

get hotter chicks.

[corgan33]

get hotter chicks.

We're not looking for supermodel types to model our stuff.
The fiance is the rocker type we want for them. Just curious if the pictures seem like they would sell the product to other females.

[Aaron]

If you're trying to sell a shirt, show pictures of the shirt, not of a guitar.

[corgan33]

If you're trying to sell a shirt, show pictures of the shirt, not of a guitar.

Yeah i guess we should take more of the front of the shirt. That one can be for the decals i guess.

[Alf™]

moar see through pls

[Pariah]

The girl isn't all that attractive, plus you can barely see the design on the back.

Also, angel wings...

[Alf™]

full body shot please

[iliketoplaydrums10111]

that chick is nasty

[Bread and Faxes]

I'd buy that guitar. Because it has blue strings on it.

[Klown]

man the harpoons

[Surgicalgod]

that chick is ugly and fat.. get a better looking one

[comm]

yo bitch is fugly

[Wish]

The shirts look beautiful! Get me three!

[Stevie II]

lol your best looking fan?

[Chaindrive]

That shirt with my boobs in it would sell a ton. :rolleyes:

[Nadinus]

No. It's far too focused on the face, apart from the fact that she's not all that (yes, it's true, we are more likely to buy something if a good looking person is wearing it), the dark shirt just kind of blends in to the dark background. You need to be making some kind of statement with the photos, the highlighted lips and guitar don't seem to serve much purpose.

[A Dead Modernist]

ew ew ew

[ATM]

http://a291.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/82/l_e45697a93d71e1e2782370b493e4f3e2.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[EADGC]

Please remove band name from otherwise beautiful guitar.

[Bread and Faxes]

Please remove band name from otherwise beautiful guitar.

123

[guitrguy]

fat chicks don't make good shirt models.

[LostChild]

This thread makes me nauseous

[je suis un beau chapeau]

This is our best selling shirt at shows for sure. I just wanna see if you guys think these will help them sell online.

Shirt back
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/spguitar/shirtback.jpg

Shirt front + decal
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/spguitar/nikkiguitar.jpg

have you ever looked at an advert for a shirt before because it doesnt seem like it

[je suis un beau chapeau]

have her standing at the edge of a canyon with her hand above her eyes as she looks off into the sunset


edit: oh shirts i thought you said kayaks

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

anyone who's into this music and image makes me laugh

[Aklerc]

They're awful. In both pictures the shirt isn't the focus, then you've done some crap colour editing that makes it look really amateur. The girl is ugly and yes it matters because you don't want people to vom looking at it. You can see her bra through the shirt and considering we've already discussed the ugly issue that's so not good. And she could have brushed her hair.

Lose the guitar, get proper shots of the shirt, get a well kempt (at least) model, decide on a background (either interesting or completely plain, not some curtains) and 123 on the removing the band name from the guitar.

[Klown]

i bet i could edit that so you can see nikkis bra better

[big80smullet]

get a not ugly shirt. did you make it with a sharpie?

[Klown]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4305/l5a46964a550a4916f0fd60rz1.jpg

[TheUnavoidable]

From a strict advertising standpoint, it immedietly chrashes because you can't see the shirt. And the 2nd one is just a nightmare, that picture is 40% guitar, 40% girls face, 10% her body, and the rest the shirt. Of which about 2% is the logo.

[TheUnavoidable]

Oh that's just wrong. Makes my skin crawl.

[sweboy]

Oh that's just wrong. Makes my skin crawl.


Käften hora.

[TheUnavoidable]

Käften hora.

Roligt.

[Mother]

I would never buy a black shirt with some random writing on it from the internet.


BTW the chics on mx would make better models

[ncnxonattronn]

hawt

[The Stig]

you don't need to be a supermodel to be better looking than that thing in your pics. only a 3 or a 4

so i guess i'm saying

get some better promo photos

[dinosaurxbrocore]

We're not looking for supermodel types to model our stuff.
The fiance is the rocker type we want for them. Just curious if the pictures seem like they would sell the product to other females.

TOTAL ROCKER BABE YEAH

[je suis un beau chapeau]

do you have a band member modeling one of the guy shirts if so lol

[Wish]

http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/4305/l5a46964a550a4916f0fd60rz1.jpg
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/4331/1010383nt2.jpg

EDIT: And what the **** is this? I want to punch him in the throat.

http://img389.imageshack.us/img389/3238/pillcatuk0.jpg

[ncnxonattronn]

wtf wish what is that lol

[Wish]

He is pulling a stupid face in literally all of his photos.

[Pariah]

This picture showcases the shirt more than your pictures do.

http://i29.tinypic.com/675gzt.gif

[ncnxonattronn]

dlp posts a classic

[Pariah]

i know arent i clever

[Nadinus]

This picture showcases the shirt more than your pictures do.

http://i29.tinypic.com/675gzt.gif

I was like, omy that picture is taking a long time to load and then it's like, oh, finished loading k the picture is there, oh LOL I get it!

[Surgicalgod]

http://i28.tinypic.com/adgs2d.jpg


ewww

[corgan33]

Seriously.. You guys don't have to be total assholes. It was a simple question. I didn't ask your opinions on my fiance.

[corgan33]

Oh and i could give 2 shits if you don't like my band. I'm about to be on tour(with Kittie first) making a living doing what i love so i'm very happy.

[Panopticon]

yes but your fiancee is part of the promo shot.

[guitrguy]

Seriously.. You guys don't have to be total assholes. It was a simple question. I didn't ask your opinions on my fiance.

If I see your band at a local bar, I'll throw feces at you and your fiance

[sexymuffin]

Oh and i could give 2 poops if you don't like my band. I'm about to be on tour(with Kittie first) making a living doing what i love so i'm very happy.

good for you but i mean idk if you realized but you're about to marry an ugly chick

[Iscariot]

That shirt with my boobs in it would sell a ton. :rolleyes:

stop talking about your boobs we get it you have two of them and they hang down to your knees we don't need you perpetually reinforcing that image in our already fragile minds

[big80smullet]

Seriously.. You guys don't have to be total assholes. It was a simple question. I didn't ask your opinions on my fiance.

dude you gotta be careful with your finances especially in todays economic climate.

[UmphreysHead]

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y49/spguitar/nikkiguitar.jpg fiance
shiti, i bet you're ****in pissed.

[corgan33]

get a not ugly shirt. did you make it with a sharpie?

Our singer owns a shirt printing company. We also sold out of those shirts at our first show.(Right at $400 in merch total when we opened for Drowning Pool) Looks like I gotta get some better pics for online sales though... :angry:

[Iscariot]

no wonder your boring shirts sold out you were selling them at a drowning pool concert the average iq there couldn't have been higher than 4

[corgan33]

do you have a band member modeling one of the guy shirts if so lol

Crap no.

[corgan33]

no wonder your boring shirts sold out you were selling them at a drowning pool concert the average iq there couldn't have been higher than 4

I don't give a crap about the IQ. It was 800 people at our first show ever + we opened for a national. That kinda stuff looks great in news articles/interviews.

[Iscariot]

sure if you're a sell-out

[corgan33]

sure if you're a sell-out

Yup i love selling out shows and making a living with my guitar. :thumb:

[Iscariot]

we need less "musicians" like you in the world tbh

[Bread and Faxes]

I make music so I can get up on stage one day and rub **** into my whip lashed back.

[corgan33]

we need less "musicians" like you in the world tbh

Whatever you say man. I love to play music and it helps that i can do it as a job. All of our guitar heroes did the exact same thing. :thumb:

[Iscariot]

idk who your heroes are but mine live humbly and give 90% of their profit away to people that need it more than they do

[UmphreysHead]

corgan - would it be completely out of line to ask you to kill yourself?

[Bread and Faxes]

mad hatter

[corgan33]

idk who your heroes are but mine live humbly and give 90% of their profit away to people that need it more than they do

That's what i plan to do if we make it as far as we hope we can. St. Jude in Memphis,TN is my first stop.

[corgan33]

corgan - would it be completely out of line to ask you to kill yourself?

Won't happen either way so it's a waste of finger strength to type it.

[UmphreysHead]

Won't happen either way so it's a waste of finger strength to type it.

could you think about it?

[corgan33]

could you think about it?

Nup.

[Bread and Faxes]

gice gice, we are all musicians here. lets not fight but share music.

[ncnxonattronn]

thats illegal

[UmphreysHead]

well lets put it this way. some kid could go to your show and become really inspired and start the next ultra popular rock band. right. or, he could not and become a useful part of society.

[Bread and Faxes]

Not if we wrote it.

[corgan33]

gice gice, we are all musicians here. lets not fight but share music.

Free mp3 of our single? haha

http://www.mininova.org/tor/1404334

[Bread and Faxes]

http://www.myspace.com/nickmcmullen1

[Vasily]

What kind of bear is that in first post? i buy her skin from you to make hat?

[Alf™]

srs asl of that girl

[The Stig]

Seriously.. You guys don't have to be total assholes. It was a simple question. I didn't ask your opinions on my fiance.

Technically you did ask for the opinions. The person used in the advert is an extension of the advert and an integral part. Seeing as how she appears to be the main focus of the advert, our opinions on her are paramount to the opinions of the advert. Caveat Emptor, pal.

Oh and i could give 2 shits if you don't like my band. I'm about to be on tour(with Kittie first) making a living doing what i love so i'm very happy.

Ignorance is bliss my friend.

Our singer owns a shirt printing company. We also sold out of those shirts at our first show.(Right at $400 in merch total when we opened for Drowning Pool) Looks like I gotta get some better pics for online sales though... :angry:

A former family friend owns a lawn service. He's terrible at it.

Crap no.

Ah poo.

I don't give a crap about the IQ. It was 800 people at our first show ever + we opened for a national. That kinda stuff looks great in news articles/interviews.

Well I'll look out for you on VH1 and on the Reuters line for those articles and interviews.

Yup i love selling out shows and making a living with my guitar. :thumb:

Are you selling out shows or is it the main act for whom everyone shells out their cash?

Whatever you say man. I love to play music and it helps that i can do it as a job. All of our guitar heroes did the exact same thing. :thumb:

No not all guitar heros did exactly the same thing.

That's what i plan to do if we make it as far as we hope we can. St. Jude in Memphis,TN is my first stop.

Aiming high there I see.

Won't happen either way so it's a waste of finger strength to type it.

We need our exercise and lulz are worth finger strength.

Nup.

:upset:

Free mp3 of our single? haha

http://www.mininova.org/tor/1404334

Hmmmmm...I could be a real asshole and report this as an advert if I really wanted at this juncture of the thread. Especially since the main topic teeters dubiously close to being an advert anyhow...

[Pariah]

Hmmmmm...I could be a real spatula and report this as an advert if I really wanted at this juncture of the thread. Especially since the main topic teeters dubiously close to being an advert anyhow...

I considered that, but it was pretty funny watching people make fun of his bad advertising choices and the ugly girl in the pictures.

[Pluperfect_Arson]

Where are the gutturals in this music?

[Panopticon]

bree bree uurrzz uurrzzz

[Pluperfect_Arson]

bree bree uurrzz uurrzzz

I am disappointed.

I haven't even heard a scream yet.

[The Stig]

I considered that, but it was pretty funny watching people make fun of his bad advertising choices and the ugly girl in the pictures.

Great minds apparently think alike.

[Bread and Faxes]

kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Whatever you say man. I love to play music and it helps that i can do it as a job. All of our guitar heroes did the exact same thing. :thumb:there are no guitar guitar heroes no one is famous for playing guitar anymore, and if they are their playing is a big douchefag

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

Oh and i could give 2 shits if you don't like my band. I'm about to be on tour(with Kittie first) making a living doing what i love so i'm very happy.who

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

I don't give a crap about the IQ. It was 800 people at our first show ever + we opened for a national. That kinda stuff looks great in news articles/interviews.wow you're real big
selling SHIRTS

oh wait the band you opened for only had 800 ppl.
anyways
srsly those ppl dont give a **** about your music they want to get laid

[Panopticon]

I am disappointed.

I haven't even heard a scream yet.

but you said gutturals.

[(*The Noonward Race*)]

to put your bs into perspective, jaylink is irrelevant and no one gives a **** about him he made millions and played in front of 5 digit crowds

oh look you sold some shirts


IVE played in front a over a thousand people a few times and i dont even have a band or give a **** about guitar playing and i probably play way better music than you

[Pluperfect_Arson]

but you said gutturals.

Thus my disappointment stemming from the lack of gutturals to realizing that there wasn't even a single scream.

I just finished listening to every track on their MySpace, and there are a total of three screams if I remember correctly.

I want my time back for listening to that awful music.

[Panopticon]

Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[The Stig]

wow you're real big
selling SHIRTS

oh wait the band you opened for only had 800 ppl.
anyways
srsly those ppl dont give a **** about your music they want to get laid

hey he opened for a National

was it Jon Rauch?
or maybe Ryan Zimmerman

[corgan33]

wow you're real big
selling SHIRTS

oh wait the band you opened for only had 800 ppl.
anyways
srsly those ppl dont give a **** about your music they want to get laid

Yeah the building couldn't hold any more people. All of the tickets were gone.

When we look out and see people singing our songs i'd say you're incorrect about the getting laid bs. :thumb:

[Pariah]

:thumb:

[ncnxonattronn]

hello my dik brother

[sweboy]

I just want to say that I support corgan33 to 100%. YOU'RE ALL JUST JEALOUS!!!!

[Jude]

Second coming of Jaylink ITT

[Aaron]

She'd look better with Abbath style make up.

[DanD]

I don't give a crap about the IQ. It was 800 people at our first show ever + we opened for a national. That kinda stuff looks great in news articles/interviews.

I like this part, because it shows that his bands success is totally superficial. One of the member's dad's probably owns a label or a local venue or something and got them on their "mad sweet Drowning Pool gig." If I owned a venue or was planning a tour, I would never ask an unknown band that have never played a show before to open up for a larger act because they don't bring a crowd or anything useful to the gig.


When we look out and see people singing our songs i'd say you're incorrect about the getting laid bs. :thumb:

dude, we can all see what your fiance looks like don't act like we're impressed

[guitrguy]

I'm still going to throw my feces at corgan33

[badtaste]

So I google imaged allyria, and it seems to be a somewhat popular name in the porn world.

[Jonny]

This thread turned awesome. I had to catch up the past 5 pages.

[The Stig]

Yeah the building couldn't hold any more people. All of the tickets were gone.

When we look out and see people singing our songs i'd say you're incorrect about the getting laid bs. :thumb:

I'll bet the building was full if your fiance was there hey-o.

Well if I stooped to the level of that thing even I could get laid.

Not to mention people singing your songs has no causality to your sex life probably. Good job connecting the dots.

[sexymuffin]

k tway's got the right idea srsly

get rid of all real musicians plz

[Majesty]

ehh she's okay. I mean if you love her that's great, but maybe you should you know...

try a different angle. (by new angle I mean dont use your fiance.)

[Chu]

I'll bet the building was full if your fiance was there hey-o.

Well if I stooped to the level of that thing even I could get laid.

Not to mention people singing your songs has no causality to your sex life probably. Good job connecting the dots.
Jesus Paul.
You honestly destroy me when I least expect it. :lol:
I'd rep, but must spread apparantly :)

I have nothing against corgan, but I cannot deny the humour I found in this post...

[Jonny]

ehh she's okay. I mean if you love her that's great, but maybe you should you know...

try a different angle. (by new angle I mean dont use your fiance.)

Or maybe get her to take self-pics by holding the camera above her head and looking up. that's a surefire way to not show off your rolls.

[sexymuffin]

Jesus Paul.
You honestly destroy me when I least expect it. :lol:
I'd rep, but must spread apparantly :)

I have nothing against corgan, but I cannot deny the humour I found in this post...

corgan is a fagggg

[Chu]

So this thread would suggest aye. :smash:

[Volumnius Flush]

Seriously.. You guys don't have to be total spatulas. It was a simple question. I didn't ask your opinions on my fiance.

Hahahahhahahaha

This thread is epic!

[Pluperfect_Arson]

I can't believe this thread is still going. :eek:

[big80smullet]

this one time i was playing with ma band (we're pretty famous) in front of like 14000 people and i was doin this mad guitar solo and my nipple slipped out of my shirt :naughty: