Ideas

[Volumnius Flush]

This is an inspired thread. Inspired in the sense that, 'I'm inspired. You're the inspiration!" Now I will perform. That is what I am here for: to entertain, to educate, to teach, to learn, to delve into personal matters, and ultimately instruct the MX community in the necessary matters.

Without further ado, I would like to try something. I'm not sure if this has ever been done before. But I would like for you to provide me with a topic, or brainstorm some ideas with me. The primary goal is for me to write a series of essays based on your suggestions. So if you would like to read an essay from me on anything ranging from abortion, to sex, to guns, or even Nashua, I have a lot to say, and you have a lot to hear. I am Volumnius Flush and I am AT YOUR SERVICEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[Der Übermensch]

Topic:
Why the Republican Party is unamerican.

[Volumnius Flush]

Topic:
Why the Republican Party is unamerican.

tick tock tick tock coming soon to an MX forum near you: the republican party is unamerican by VFlush.

EDIT:

I'm sorry I can't do it. The conservatives still support our second amendment rights. Sorry, no can do. But if you give me another topic, I will try that one, unless you want me to come up with one myself. And you know how that usually turns out.

[Surtr]

Write me your opinions on Global Warming. And I want it to be mostly Penguin and Polar bear related, but in a completely serious manner. I want to know what you think on Global warming but in the range of Penguins and Polar Bears. No other Arctic or Antarctic animals though please.

[Volumnius Flush]

Write me your opinions on Global Warming. And I want it to be mostly Penguin and Polar bear related, but in a completely serious manner. I want to know what you think on Global warming but in the range of Penguins and Polar Bears. No other Arctic or Antarctic animals though please.

I'll begin work on this when I post my new article.

[Mr. Ron]

Topic: Why should someone be proud to be an American. Should they be proud at all?

[Volumnius Flush]

Write me your opinions on Global Warming. And I want it to be mostly Penguin and Polar bear related, but in a completely serious manner. I want to know what you think on Global warming but in the range of Penguins and Polar Bears. No other Arctic or Antarctic animals though please.

The Antarctic wildlife are a spoiled bunch. They live in their aquatic paradise and eat their tasty dishes of fish and seal, the polar bears and penguins that is. Now the little bastards have got what they deserved. Their homeland is melting due to global warming, and now they're moving south for the winter.

See animals are stupid. They have no comprehension, intellect, theory of mind, things we as humans take for granted. The wildlife must be nurtured and cared for. It is a primary responsibility of every human, big and small, to help the wildlife creatures. The Arctic is melting.. There is no doubt about that. Why? I really don't know, but it is getting hotter. Why? I just said global warming, but the truth is, the sun is glowing much brighter than it used too. Just think, next time you're outside: Take a look at the sun. Then count 1 mississippi, 2 mississippi, all the way to ten and then close them. Make a 180 degree turn, open your eyes! Now do you see anything? Of course not, you now have permanent blindness! It used to take to 15 mississippi now it's down to 10. So the sun is brighter, the world is hotter, and we need to rescue those poor darling penguins before it's too late.

They are too stupid for their own good. They deserve the decency we grant most mental patients and lock them up for good (in the zoo). There they will flourish and will unlock new potential their species have never seen. Together we can help the Arctic wildlife and lock them up for good.

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Sorry it was so short, I am in a lot of pain right now.

[Smokey D]

This thread is bound to fail.